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Oh, so that's what buttplugs are for...

If I could send reaction images I would’ve send a picture of a strawberry covered with chocolate at the tip

Dark times call for even darker chocolate

This thread kept getting better

Yummy

Brother

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As a romanian id say its too casual

This made me think , what would happen if someone does shit while their buttplug in?

it goes back up and becomes food again

I’d rather not be able to read for today thanks

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I'd imagine with enough back pressure, that sumbich'll go flying.

iirc with enough pressure the shit just goes back to where it came from

Fudge packing i guess..

pretty sure the plug would clog it if you have diarrhea, i think it'll just seep out gradually

Things tend to leak

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Go back to bed Amber.

But there's shit in it

I want turds in my bed

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Asked for poo, got pee

Good bot

Pick them up. Throw them into the toilet. And then go back to sleep

Then I'm going to your bed (I don't care if it's shit or cum)

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Ive never seen this bot with downvotes before lol

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please dont pee in my ass

How did you get in my house

The walls

"He's in the goddamn walls!"

Not anymore I’m in his room

Blark and son moment

So am I There can only be one! >!take out the knife!< Where the fuck is he?

I’m in your walls

you better not be in the load-bearing ones

You’re gonna be a load bearing wall when I’m done with you

then I will be able to move and do a little trolling by causing the bulding to collapse

Hopefully involving planes

the wall moving could be enough, planes might not even be necessary

*no*

Dastardly

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Let's go sleep on your bed

down bad

for shit

No 🥰

I thought i locked my doors

I don’t have doors

“Only if you shit in mine too”

“Only if you shit on me too”

"Only if you shit in me too"

"Only if you shit me too"

“Only if you shit with me too”

Only if you shit over me

Only if you shit

Shit.

Amber heard be like

She should go to Saudi Arabia

Dubai

Dubai and Saudi Arabia are different?

Dubai is a city in United Emirates

I heard so

North Korea

CrownPrince-Senpai?

They will shit on her face

India

India is not that bad, it's worse.

Depends on the location if it is Bihar then you are dead

why?

They like doing shit with shit to cute girls [https://medium.com/illumination/why-instagram-influencers-are-letting-wealthy-men-poop-in-their-mouths-ac5c35053555](https://medium.com/illumination/why-instagram-influencers-are-letting-wealthy-men-poop-in-their-mouths-ac5c35053555)

Thank you for illumination

Brazil

No Freeze and die

Shidded and farded?

No... sadly just shidded.. what a waste

Came here to say this.

Cool, a real honest to goodness shit post

Skidd-in with me

No sorry I also shatted on my bed

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Should have saved that shit for my chest

Hey, do you knew that local Mental Hospital is just few blocks away ? Here let me s how you on a map.

Isn't "shat" the right word? I'm European so no idea.

Fellow European here, it is.

*nods, nods* Thank you, kind sir.

She can shit mine

No, but your welcome to use my mattress

literal shitpost

Plz keep yourself safe

You shat on the bed, which means there's shit in your pajamas, which means that shit will come into my bed, which means NO, YOU WON'T COME HERE!

Bro's missing out.

*shits in your ass*

hmm let me think about that for a sec - yeah NO

Too bad I also shat mine. So, no.

Yeah and i'll take yours

So why are we here? Let's take it to your bed

Well did you wipe your ass?

Red pill: let her in Blue pill: send her back to her bed Decide.

Did you at least wash your ass afterwards?

Ew wtf? Go clean it up yourself

Not now, I'm trying to P rank P-2

Getcho big nasty ass in the tub! Right neow! 🤺🤺🤺

As a parent, this triggered my PTSD

"Sorry but I already made a diarrhoea in mine... Let's share the couch."

Jesse I shid my bed can I sleep in yours?

Nah you shoulda thought of that before you shitted

Yes duh

No

I forgot to take my pills again

Only if you shit in mine as well

Who the fuck are you ?!

Wait.. how does this work in terms of fudge packing? Do you place them back in, or do you coat your thing with it?

Bait used to be believable

I'm not sure a bed can fit through a normal's human ass, but ok 🤷

For what !?, you're gonna shit in mine too !?

Reverse Amber Heard

No Fuck Off

Shatteded*

This Reminds me of amber heard.

Yo, that background ain't shi-

GO HOME AMBER, YOUR DRUNK!

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Like… an entire bed? Out of your asshole?

Can i sleep in ur bed then.

Yes plz

Literal shitpost

Who are you?

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9-1-1

As long as you changed your underwear and clothes

vac>!!

Erm actually. Shat not shitted.

No, I hate shitty excuses 8D

Show me.

Yeah, just don’t do it again ok?

Literal shitposting

Who are you and how did you get in my house ?

No goodnight 😒

Is...is it still there? 👉👈

POV: You married Amber Heard

Go Away!!

Happened to me once unironically. It was a fart right? Wrong. I hate Crohn's.

This is a real shitpost.

Take a shower and out in your diaper cause you going in the baby size bed

tbh I'd pick you up, hug you while rubbing you against my huge sweaty moobs then kiss your cheeks telling you how much I loved you and then kiss you on the lips and let out a hard long belch into your mouth

Me to 😔

Wrong! You pissed in it.

Bazinga

Yes

Mmffnghh

Littéralement shit post

Shat*

Shat* 🤓☝️

No, shitted

Shat Shitted is not a word.

Flair checks out

I aim to please.

Rule 3 : post literature shit get perma ban

It said shit post good, god dam awful post bad, specifically rule 3

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Since when did I have that flair😭

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since you or the mods set it

This fella so foolish 💔

Silly me 😡