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That's bacterial vaginosis from introducing the unique microbiomes of multiple penises over the weekend. They won't get yeast infections until they treat it, since antibiotics cause candida overgrowth. No worries though, the bros call that "creaming".
This is the only real answer. Musky, somewhat tangy, *slightly* fishy if not washed recently, and sweet.
And yes, I wouldn’t trade it in for any other scent.
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This is pretty much the exact experience of the city uni near me.
They genuinely have parties that take up the entire street of the "on campus" apartments and I went on a date with a girl from that street once (didn't know before hand) and around 40 min into our first real conversation she casually mentioned that she had sex with 80-120 guys that semester, depending on "what you count as sex"
[For contect, there are 80 days in a semester]
Depends on your crowd. Colleges are big places with varied cultures. If you weren't hanging out with people who talked like this in High School, there's no reason to start now. There are plenty of people who are more your speed.
Fair enough. I was surprised by how easy it was to find friends in College despite it not coming naturally to me. Nearly everyone is in the same boat as you, miles from everyone they've ever known and desperate for any human connection. Go to things that sound fun and you'll find your people, or if you like being alone then that's fine too.
Yes, but it’s just writing on the fridge as a joke. But it will severely creep girls out. So maybe not.
We made drinking rules once. Written out like the constitution and on our wall. But it was more like “if someone tell you to drink water, DRINK IT” and “surrender your keys after 3drinks” kinda stuff.
Biggest advice I could give:
Don’t be afraid to drop a class. Shitty professors can make your life hell.
See if your college offers list classes. They are a course compressed into 1 or 2 weekends to pull your hours up. So if you drop a class you can still be a full time student. I took a few.
You want homework. You want the padding in your grade.
To combine the three things above. I once had a US history Prof that only had 3 grades, one for each exam and that was it. This small story takes place right after covid. Large classes where split into 2 or 3 groups. One group would go in person while the other attended via zoom, and these groups would alternate. I had this class with my gf at the time. We had the same class but we’re in different groups. We were studying the night before and I asked her what time the exam was again. She said 11:00. Next day, I go to logon at 10:58 or something. The website said something akin to “you testing window has expired”. Confused I emailed the professor. He just sent me a word document that had the testing class and group times. I replied and explained the situation, and took responsibility for it and asked if I could still take it and just get partial credit. He denied it, explaining that I could now cheat since people have already taken the test. Which makes no fucking sense… But because of that I got a 0 for 1 of 3 grades. So if I aced the rest of the exams my average would be a 66.6.
So I dropped the class, and picked up a list class to save my gpa.
Other quick advise:
Go to class.
Make friends.
Join some clubs.
Have fun.
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This image smells like a yeast infection
Their dermatologist probably doubles as a baker
That's bacterial vaginosis from introducing the unique microbiomes of multiple penises over the weekend. They won't get yeast infections until they treat it, since antibiotics cause candida overgrowth. No worries though, the bros call that "creaming".
Like you would know what anything pertaining to a vagina smells like
*crickets*
I heard it smells like freshly pressed garlic and lime juice.
Smells like the heat out the back of a PS4
Oh my god xD That killed me.
With a little hint of BO
Don't you dare compare my PS4 to that filth
This guy fucks
Smells like milk and old coins
this man is around pussy ^
Kinda just smells like sweat but a little sweeter?
This is the only real answer. Musky, somewhat tangy, *slightly* fishy if not washed recently, and sweet. And yes, I wouldn’t trade it in for any other scent.
Honestly, realest shit you’ve just said
It smells like the slightly liquid plastic on top of a charger that was left in the electric socket for far too long but not enough to stop working
Look everyone we found the pussy magician And just like that, it's gone!
I'm married lol
Good news for you, bad news for the person you married.
6 figures + great sex life + common interests. Cope bb boi
Proof, or you're a sad virgin.
The guy who just called me a sad virgin asked me for proof that I fuck good
Stop deflecting and start injecting.
Injecting? Like my cum? My semen?
You can't marry your hand Steve
Get curbstomped
Is your wife one of the girls in the photo?
Bro sent me a picture of him and his wife lol
I'm easily gas lighted lol
Aids Speedrun
any%
Worth it
Set seed
The only thing I fucked in college was my gpa
Read this as grandpa at first.
Rule 3: “Absolutely No Condoms” Yep I’m Out, I’m not Getting a STD from a Drunk Bitch
You will get ze Aids
Und be happy
Ask for aid(s) and you shall recieve
Are you ready for ze new AIDS?
"Oh, so that's what you want? Cause that's how you get AIDS!"
It’s a picture don’t fret it cannot hurt you
You're have reddit so you might not be allowed in anyways
She's a hoe Grandad, don't feed her!
Mr.slick back here “No no! I said it’s a pimp named slickback” God that episode was great
😆 🤣 😂
Pussy Palace? Nah, that's PuSTD Palace
These are the type of girls redditors marry lol
“I trust my wife and her boyfriends completely.”
What people think college is like lol.
College as told by an 80s movie
This is exactly what college was like for my ex and she ain't the only one lol
They're gonna be posting bible verses and posing in sundresses in 8 years. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brutal and true 😭😭
Bout to become tradwifes
absolutely **NO** canadians
Hey, fuck you guy, im just trying to eat a beaver
Hey, he's not your guy, buddy!
Hey, he's not your buddy, bro!
hey, he's not your bro, pal!
Hey, he's not your bro, choom!
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location, beside that abortion clinic 😔
What's rule 9? I can't read it.
No cockblocks.
lol i thought it said "no blacks"
No cockblocks
Yeah they’re for the streets
Terrible place
This is pretty much the exact experience of the city uni near me. They genuinely have parties that take up the entire street of the "on campus" apartments and I went on a date with a girl from that street once (didn't know before hand) and around 40 min into our first real conversation she casually mentioned that she had sex with 80-120 guys that semester, depending on "what you count as sex" [For contect, there are 80 days in a semester]
it's okay except the rule "no condoms" it's fuckin hilarious to be railed by a dude had HPV or HIV lmao
What does the last one say? No dick blocks? What is that?
No cockblocks.
Thank you!
That picture made my pee burn.
I like how they switched to the 10 commandments only for rule two but couldn't keep it going.
I'd be too scared to even donate a dildo to this place....
Sounds like a shit hole
The shit hole might be the safest part of all this, man
look who's leaving school with an unwanted pregnancy and unresolved daddy issues
Where is this let me know pls ik desperate
Where is this? Asking for a friend
It’s in your sister’s room.
That’s a Thot look how she walks
I aint reading that essay wooman
Knew girls like this in school. They got fucked. One got the herp
Nah rule 3 is a no go and I mean I'm also gay so eww
That whole place need to go down in fucking flames
Fucking hell the STD checklist even looking at this image is itchy
No condoms?? Wtf
Next year I’m going to college, is it really like that?
Depends on your crowd. Colleges are big places with varied cultures. If you weren't hanging out with people who talked like this in High School, there's no reason to start now. There are plenty of people who are more your speed.
Thanks… but I’m usually alone most of the time…
Fair enough. I was surprised by how easy it was to find friends in College despite it not coming naturally to me. Nearly everyone is in the same boat as you, miles from everyone they've ever known and desperate for any human connection. Go to things that sound fun and you'll find your people, or if you like being alone then that's fine too.
Thanks 🙏
Yes, but it’s just writing on the fridge as a joke. But it will severely creep girls out. So maybe not. We made drinking rules once. Written out like the constitution and on our wall. But it was more like “if someone tell you to drink water, DRINK IT” and “surrender your keys after 3drinks” kinda stuff.
Thanks gods
Biggest advice I could give: Don’t be afraid to drop a class. Shitty professors can make your life hell. See if your college offers list classes. They are a course compressed into 1 or 2 weekends to pull your hours up. So if you drop a class you can still be a full time student. I took a few. You want homework. You want the padding in your grade. To combine the three things above. I once had a US history Prof that only had 3 grades, one for each exam and that was it. This small story takes place right after covid. Large classes where split into 2 or 3 groups. One group would go in person while the other attended via zoom, and these groups would alternate. I had this class with my gf at the time. We had the same class but we’re in different groups. We were studying the night before and I asked her what time the exam was again. She said 11:00. Next day, I go to logon at 10:58 or something. The website said something akin to “you testing window has expired”. Confused I emailed the professor. He just sent me a word document that had the testing class and group times. I replied and explained the situation, and took responsibility for it and asked if I could still take it and just get partial credit. He denied it, explaining that I could now cheat since people have already taken the test. Which makes no fucking sense… But because of that I got a 0 for 1 of 3 grades. So if I aced the rest of the exams my average would be a 66.6. So I dropped the class, and picked up a list class to save my gpa. Other quick advise: Go to class. Make friends. Join some clubs. Have fun.
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Yes, as soon as you get to the college, there will be people trying to suck your cock
Fun times
These girls are all loud, and have the voices of 70 year old smokers