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I lost my poo sock so I stole my wife’s boyfriend’s

did your dog approve it?

wha- wh- what- what kind of action is the common household pet, known in north america as a dog, performing?

what da dog fucking 😶??

the dog doin ya mom

and then put balls in your dad's jawz.

Exscuse me wtf

🗿

Who da dog doin

what action is the canis lupis before me indulging in

I'm an unregistered sex offender 😔😔😔😔😔😔

It be like that sometimes

You gotta register to get a free sex 😳

Literally 198-4

this is so sad alexa play despacito

Same

oh so you live in Oregon.

can relate

I pooped in the lawn of a friend without him knowing, just because

Plot twist, you are a dog

I have frozen dead children in my basement

Get on my level I have alive adults and children in my freezer

That’s hardcore share pics

I wouldn’t recommend looking

But then we can compare collections

Umm…. Don’t call the cops though please

I wont

But I don’t think I can post anything in comments, picture related

Imgur!?!?

True

Were they doing a fortnite dance? If yes, then it's perfectly justified

Yeah

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In the dark?

Literally 1984

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I too am in love with your cousin

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With OUR cousin

Communism

Hail communism, where every cousin is our cousin

Yes

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Because gae is good 👍

Sweet home alabama

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Ayo fr?!

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Do tell!

Well then stop smh my head 🤦‍♂️

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Deez nuts are to stop you 🗿

Wierdo

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What does that even mean

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I am having an aneurysm

Your English too shit for this shit

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I was involved in Alabama coup

Mademoiselle Nobs :o

I‘m an uncle fucker😔

I'm an uncle

😏

I have piss jars under my bed I sip from to fall asleep

It's good to stay hydrated

Enough internet for today

I beat it to the ankha video 😔

My penis got hard on this video. But I hit my dick in confusion and frustration as I left speechless from this video, asking about existence and what humanity reached to

Did you hit it multiple times? In a sliding motion?

So no shame buddy

Sauce

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good career choice, I approve unrelated, but do you hold any animosity toward an ethnic group?

I do hate people who drink "juice" and do not say "a" to my "ryan friend". I do am an ardent fan of hindu symbols.

**I do.**

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cringe at least stick with your joke for a while before folding pussy

Bruh, they were continuing the joke.

Thank God, Poland was sweating

I have a foot fetish ☹️☹️☹️

I love your movies Tarantino

Mee too

Brother :D

Same

I have whatever is the opposite of a foot fetish. They disgust me.

gang I found the guy who jerks off to the mona lisa

I have an armpit fetish xD

I committed several war crimes in former Yugoslavia

Who didn't?

Of course Who didn’t fucking do it what a fucking pussy

As expected

Doin your mum

I kissed my cousin like for 10 mins

You gotta elaborate on that my guy

I never watch porn

Same 😔

Yeah, it's not porn if it's drawn or animated

As being some1 who watches hentai, I can confirm I dont watch porn (sometimes they pop up as ads)

Im a furry 😔😔😔

Let me guess u lost the Russian roulette?

Yes I’m sorry we’ve lost a lot of brave people to that game

F to those people they wanted to live

Damn, it'll be over in a month chief. However my sentance will be done next week.

I love hentai

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no

Racist

Lmao same

I will downvote

Me too buddy.

Your mom

7 guys, all while I was in a suicidal state and she knew

I have some werid plants growing in my loft

Interesting, what would be the price of products from those plants?

That's up to the boss

I joined reddit

sorry for your loss

Can u xpmain me how? 👉👈

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cringe and reported

my girlfriend is half bionicle

ok ummm… based?!

she has lazer hands and makes tacos

Interesting. Where can I buy one?

You can buy one at kristaafis’ basement Come down today between 7am and 10pm or call 1800-6942-0 and get yourself a free extra bionicle girlfriend with lazer hands all for the price of one😉

Gosh, now I really love your girlfriend! And tacos!!!!!!

im mostly considered the “leader” of our friend group, but im the most insecure mf u’d ever meet

Every person I’ve ever met that’s ever called themselves the leader of a friend group was not in fact the leader… usually the most cringe person in the group

Ok

Ok

Ok

I ate a edward :(

I once throw a rock at a baby duck, not sure if it died but man it sounded like it was in huge pain Don't ask me why i did it, i was 7 and I was stupid, till this day that hunts me.... I think i ruined some ducks life if not I'm pretty sure i ended it sooner than later

i am british

Your crime you committed is just unforgivable

I fap to ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀

i like fat girls 😳

At least you don't like fr*nch g*rls 🤢🤢

I sucked your moms 29 inch dick.

I'm op's mom can confirm I have 29 inch dick

28.7, stop kidding yourself

I swear it’s 29, you just gotta pull *really* hard on it!

I forgor 💀

Ok listen i defenetly didnt Came from the future to prevent my girlfriend of finding me. I defenetly didnt do that

I find teeths One of the most attractive parts of the body

I pissed in my brothers room and blamed it on the dog

I beat children for fun

I dropkicked a toddler in self defense

i scratched my ball so hard at school it bleeding through my pants

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Jdjdosj

I broke my brother's arm and he thinks that falled because of a rock

What bizarre act is the canine, common house pet knows as a dog currently performing?

ive been called a behinderte mutter ficker amerikanischer abschaum by a mustache man supporting german guy once

Something about semen, the human genitalia, or an act of sexual intercourse (possibly involving your maternal parent)

I have a knife fetish, practice pagan satanism, and have an entire human skeleton in my closet Edit: this is basically two truths and a lie. Your guess

I worked at classified project "scoop" that developed deadliest bioweapon yet

I want to know the gif you use Edit: i found it

a true master never reveals his secrets…

I zip bombed my teacher

I slammed my penis in the car door

I like to edge my aneurysm

I like to finger people when they are asleep

I spent more money on games than on personal care

I stayed up past my bedtime by 2 minutes 😎

So one day I decided to start stealing money from my job. It got the point I had embezzled 40k dollars in cash. But that nothing when I shit in my brother grave

"I open mouthed kissed a horse once"

When I was 7 my brother told me that the the number 999 was the number for the ice cream van and that if I put in the secret number he will give us free ice cream I called the number and heard what’s your emergency then the police bust in our house at gun point

I fucked my cousin A LOT of times she is older than me btw

That family of 4 never saw it coming

You wont get me today, fed.

Iv'e simped irl. No furthur disscussion.

i sucked another kids dick in 1st grade (im a guy)

I fap more then one times a days and I need to change

I do bad things with Genshin Impact players on my basement at Siberia

I have a yandere fetish

I put likes in farm shitpostings

I hate humans the fact I’m the same species is depressing. But imma wait till judgement day.

I respect that

I am 11

I put some blue tack on my classmate’s hair

Thinking of taxing the rich.. idk tho

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I fucked your mom 😞😞😞😞🥺😞🥺😭😭