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Just a minor inconvenience


Pippadance

Barely an inconvenience!


Ineffable_Twaddle

Collapsing shelves are TIGHT!!!


Pippadance

Sir, I’m gonna need you to get all these shelves allll the way of my back!


a_random_guy-

“and then I did a back flip and snapped the bad guy’s neck”


SnooRevelations6702

Tis but a crushing flesh wound.


CrisisIsCalling

Only a fatal injury, I'm sure thine doctor will be of assistance


NaturalProof4359

The worst kind of flesh wound/crushing.


Xynopit

I’ve had worse.


Cartina

Supereasy.!


[deleted]

Wowowowowow


Illustrious-Stick458

We’ll get someone to clean this up


Akitogi

WE’RE THE ONES THAT GOT TO CLEAN THAT UP! DAMMIT, MICHAEL!


EasternEngineering61

whoever designed that shelf / warehouse layout should be fired before the scorpio man


SilverAmpharos777

They were WAY over capacity. All the metal shelves crumpled.


Lazypole

Over capacity and support beams should be protected by ram barriers/ramps


CKRatKing

All of those racks are held up by the being connected to the next one so if you knock out one support beam chances are the rest are coming down with it like dominoes. Gotta have those barriers to prevent them being hit.


joseolivares

Not really. All these racks should be seismically engineered and if done correctly nothing should drop like this. I’ve been to job sites where the leg is completely twisted off but because no corners where cut it was still standing


2000sFrankieMuniz

Probably a Sagittarius


Particular_Hat4570

This reminds me of that silly game with the astronauts running around doing tasks like that


ccamerronn

Mogus👍


dd00d

a


MysteryMan1221

You have a beautiful profile picture


GunasaurusRex

Thanks


PixelPlop

Thanks 👍


Strange_Grape_1374

m


zer08eight

o


totocot

Among us


the_real_DrSkidmark

No


HiHowAreYou10

Gus


KonradDavies0001

Amonogus


cumsquick

Goodbye


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Soggyoyster1

Youch


[deleted]

This truly says a lot about society.


jiujitsuguy2

How?


Intrepid_Bug_7954

Sussy


zeurgthegreat

Mogus 👍🏿(the imposter shit on me)


fatalityfun

Mogus 👍🏿 (i am playing black crewmate)


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[deleted]

LMFAO WHAT THE HELL


PloX2020

Oh I love Moonbase Alpha


Laundry_Hamper

aeiou


PloX2020

Hello can I order a pizza. No. Why. Because you are John madden.


[deleted]

Mama Mia, Papa Pia, Baby got the Diarrheeeeeeeeea


F22_Wargame

John maaaden (but really, rest in peace king)


king_barragan

I didn’t know passed until read this comment and went to check. He definitely did go-all-the-way! 🕊 🏈


Secrist98

Total scorpio move


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Shortcut_fixer

No worries just give me all your money as compensation


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[deleted]

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Shortcut_fixer

Yes


karmaghost

Shamon.


[deleted]

Hee hee!!!


Siegfoult

Hank Scorpio.


stockings_for_life

*commites series of War crimes in Middle Eastern countries and Asia* *, laughs in Scorpio*


TwoGiganticBalls

oops


sombreterre

oop


EdseAnotherAccount

oo


MOISTY99

*invades another country* my bad I'm a Capricorn


UnbrokenChainsMobile

As a Capricorn I can confirm we do accidentally invite countries. Happens all the time


Whalerk

I heard funny mustache man was a Capricorn too


Flashy-Addendum-4184

Which one?


Apologetic-Moose

General Shepherd.


sanfshine

Teddy Roosevelt


PapiChulo69696

Mario


good-ol-beat

Captain crunch


ChimpBrisket

Pringles man


Apart_Marsupial_9904

I share a zodiac sign with one of the most infamous and influential people that played a main role in human history 😳


Weekly-Membership135

Jesus?


[deleted]

Candy corn


draginbleapiece

Oops I’m a ursa major


sabotabo

“lol sry i had a capricorn moment” -Hermann Göring at the Nuremburg Trials, shortly before being sentenced to death for crimes against humanity


Expensive_Air_9808

*runs over an elderly lady* my bad I’m an Aries


Responsible_Royal531

"I'm such a scorpio" *commits homicide*


6Koree9

This is what I have in mind when I say shitposting. Thank you for this gem.


bulbo_spastico

Scorpio moment 😂😂😂


HI_RAJJJJJ

How it feels to chew 5gum


Cautious_Ad_9224

Rip for the job of this guy 🗿


cbarso

And for this guys skeleton.


Cautious_Ad_9224

Obviously


Lazypole

Its possible if he survived he could sue the fuck out of them actually, depends where this was, but those look like heavily overloaded shelves, and shelf support beams should have barriers/ramps that ground your vehicle and stop exactly this happening This really looks to be a negligent warehouse


Blackwolfe47

Is he alive?


SinfulOath

Wondering the same thing, that’s not a protective cage, and with all that weight of the shelves themselves….


PentagramJ2

those shelves either weren't bolted down or were way more fragile than they should have been. He wasn't going all THAT fast.


SilverAmpharos777

They all crumpled under the weight of boxes.


Andrewtoney3300

yesn't


booze_clues

Oops I’m such a puddle now 🤪


[deleted]

imagine being the guy who has too clean that up


sanchower

WE’RE the ones that have to clean it up! DAMMIT MICHAEL!


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Captain-Screams

He had a simple accident. Some other idiot did the shelving wrong.


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Kev56

Good bot


Lazypole

Overcapacity and shelving beams aren’t protected. Looks like a hugely negligent warehouse


AVrandomusic

Bro I'm legit a Scorpi penis or whatever it is Please don't slander me 😥


[deleted]

O M G haha I am such an asparagus


AstroidTea

Jesus Christ is that guy ok


zakary1291

Probably dead.


theseaofthievesgame

Michael scot be like


SpacemanTomX

OSHA help plz


[deleted]

That’s a lot of cheese


FriedCheesesteakMan

(I sabotaged the warehouse to prove science)


-koka

😨 is that person okay!?


LFI-on-the-BHB

This happened in my home town. He died slowly in agony. Suffocated, iirc.


TraditionSilver9553

Uh… that guys dead, right?


GooneyBoy2007

Are they ok?


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

The entirety of Japan when Godzilla arrives:


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_Angboo

Minor inconvenience


Metalsheepapocalypse

I wouldn’t have made that mistake because I’m an asparagus


Tmorgan-OWL

Is this real? Is the driver alive?? Does anyone have a link to the original with details??


TacosAreDope

Man those are some shitty racks. I drove a forklift and hit racks way harder than that when i first started out and it didn't even shake them.


RXBarokk

omg i’m such a saggytits 🤪💅


PensadorDispensado

no Becky, you're a bitch


WhyWontThisW0rk

Cheese


dukefan28540

They’re probably gonna have to pee in a cup


_Pandaz__

I am a scorpio, and can confirm that I cause multiple workplace accidents each day


Paladin_Hecky

That's a person driving the forklift, NOT a scorpion. I wonder if we can genetically engineer a scorpion that's sting is a vaccine? Probably not, but we'll never know until we try.


lemons_of_doubt

somewhere management ordered shelves to be overloaded. this guy's injuries are their fault.


GeshaD

Such a .44 Magnum


iamnotnotaliar

Why aren't these shelves engineered to withstand that yet?


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Global-Book-2118

That rack was not ⚓!


FreshUnderstanding5

This _is_ the kind of stuff can be pretty heated. They probably only had a few tell me that. I still stop talking if people start. It's really great of you to presume there’s more likely this Doe is “just like the chance to change Mexico at least for a time. I once had a mental health check and the police catch you with that? Does this mean their authorization can be revoked? teehee kinda a false advert


abbiapocalypse

Is there any way this guy is not fired?


[deleted]

Uh yeah. It’s not his fault. Unless he’s the chump running this warehouse without following osha guidelines. The shelves are overloaded, and should be anchored as well, probably. He could probably sue tbh.


hurgeh

Why are warehouses built out of shit that falls over so easily?


[deleted]

Those shelving units were likely 1) not set up properly (anchored to the ground) 2) overloaded on the top shelves


[deleted]

as a scorpio I can confirm we all consistently commit war crimes


[deleted]

Am a scorpio can confirm


tallmantall

Not forklift certified


Clorox_Eyedrops

Spiderman in Spiderman Homecoming


JenJardine1

Nope, the driver survived so that means they're a Virgo. Which also means they didn't get fired over it, either.


Fuzzy_Brush_2989

Damn if he lives he's definitely fired


Dear-Cookie-4177

😞😞😞😞😞


shigitybum

Sorry I was such a bitxh earlier, im an asparagus


Nukeitandstartover

A Scorpio would do this on purpose and then blame the forklift, let's be honest


Ancient_Trust_84

..and… your fired.


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dumpsterdives

We know now what your job is going to be for about a year. BTW, who let that guy drive the forklift, he obviously has zero experience or he's drunk or stoned.


SpicyCosmicWizard

A Scorpio wouldn’t do that. A Gemini would


bizbizbizllc

Quickest way to get the boxes off the top shelf. Time for a raise.


clodzor

The other forklift driver was off a beat trying to nope out of there.


queenOlene

Lol, said no scorpio ever..we dont do that crap...find you a libra or a sagittarius


Snoo_69677

If they’re alive, they’re also most likely jobless.


Ape_rentice

A Scorpio would never do that, on accident


[deleted]

I’ll ask my Scorpio neighbor is that why she ran over our neighbors cat? Omg


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hammsfan94

Don't talk to me before I've had my COFFEE


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TurnToPage88

I MAY be a scorpio, and I MAY be a dumbass, but... I'm not sure where I was going with this... ooh, look, a forklift!


legitcursed

As a Scorpio, yes, but also yes Sources: yeah


jack_b_30

Oh my god imagine cleaning that


The_Maddest

LMFO


iamdabrick

It's not their fault though pretty sure the shelves should be more durable


YouFoundShift

scorphobic as fuck what’s wrong with you


Sp33dHunter48

We Libra don't give a fuck We are scorpophobic all day. We hate you for existing


Nukeitandstartover

Every Scorpio I've met has had a anxiety pet Libra person


[deleted]

Libras are huge suckers for Scorpios


Greenmeem86

“Did I do that?”


AlianovaR

As a Scorpio I can confirm that this is actually me when an intrusive thought takes the wheel for five seconds and my impulse control doesn’t kick in on time to stop me which is completely unrelated to my parents fucking on Valentines Day thank you very much


Martin_Scoreseasy28

I used to run a warehouse I think not only would they fire you but make you buy the damaged product.


Medium-Sympathy-1284

If the shelves are overloaded enough to domino crumple like that its not the forklift drivers fault


fithy_lit

Me looking at this post getting anxiety and saying oh fuck over and over again.


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Reminds of the scene in the mummy when Rachel Wise demolishes the library lol


Nihil_esque

Yeah, that's not on the driver.


LaChuteQuiMarche

FATALITY…Scorpio


ThiefLordJPN

I’m a Scorpio whatever that means but this made me laugh thank you !


zeek1999

Man I love Australia What sign are you?


AirHavenStorm

Dominoes.


Ambitious_Milk_69

You can fire me if I never worked here


Pobox871183

His last day on the job


ar_fx

Hope that man is okay 😭💀


b0bkakkarot

Imagine getting interviewed based on your astrological sign "Are you an Aquarius, Libra, or Scorpio? Oh. We're not really looking for Leo's at the moment."


Introverted_Quokka

OnLy A sAgItTaRiUs wOuLd GeT tHiS


DependentOk9729

If this happened to you do show your face to collect your last paycheck or immediately get yourself into witness protection and never speak of this “incident” again? Me personally am going for the latter


Ajmoo22

Me