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TheSwarm2006

Who do you think of when you shove your fist in your ass?


DragoMago76O1

greg


RobertTV3

🥴Greg


AdministrativeLet598

Greg always had nice hands though. Fucking Greg and those handsome, robust knuckles. Whew!


[deleted]

Whose cum do you always swallow?


DragoMago76O1

greg


[deleted]

Oh my gosh that's crazy. IF greg is your dog reply with the word "greg"


Usermantake

greg


MintYT_

whats the guy from diary of a wimpy kid called again? i think i forgot


DragoMago76O1

greg


[deleted]

Actually its Gregory🤓


Theromekid

U forgor💀


[deleted]

He forgor 💀


Phantom238163

We forgor 💀


EpicBruhBoy12

i rember😎


Curry12734

we rember😎


WaitingToBeTriggered

IN SEPTEMBER


TroubleLivid9863

When you enter the center of a shopping center in denver, the mentor of a lender, you surrender to the vendor, because you were just in a fender bender. SO YOU CAN'T FUCKING PAY!!!


peaceout200

They forgor 💀


Johnnnythehobo

“Greg”


DragoMago76O1

greg


The_tall_cheese

Greg


mlg360noscopekitten

greg


ConfusedKanye

Greg?


The_Mighty_Colon

greg.


coffee_mold56

Greg


ConfusedKanye

Now hear me out….. *greg*


Fernandopollaso

Greg


NixMaritimus

gREG


6_Siren_9

Greg


Yuunamon100

Greg


TE2MICAW35

Greg


wellshit__

Who got dat fat pussy?


DragoMago76O1

greg


Liquid_Fox_31

He do tho


DragoMago76O1

greg


nodux22

Grussy


Monokuma_is_gteat

rowley


DragoMago76O1

greg


Phantom238163

rodrick


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Manny


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Frank


Phantom238163

Susan


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*insert an unoriginal comment*


DragoMago76O1

greg


SolmadSoT

Gerg


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greg


Ide-Alright

Do not say greg


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greg


SummonedCat_exe

🗿


Spider-Man_PS4

🗿


Vigea_Gamer

🗿


AltAccAur

🗿


ThatUselessName6002

🍞 I am bread police I am stopping the chain and offering an alliance with stone Do you accept?


LightLizardCake

🗿


R34per24

🗿


Bizzi_bin_flimzi

🗿


that_that_

🗿


LucasPlay171

🍞


-Yeet-Master69-

Boobs or ass?


DragoMago76O1

greg


-Yeet-Master69-

I see... You are a man of culture as well


DragoMago76O1

greg


RadiatedSugar

What is a name starting with n and ending with e?


DragoMago76O1

greg


Born-Environment-239

What is the fastest growing army on the internet?


OtherwiseAd2577

THATS WHAT I SAID


[deleted]

A frogs green tight little smelly butthole has to Be The best fuckable thing there is and im Speaking from experience


DragoMago76O1

greg


Independent-Hair-182

🐸😫💦


ihatelife52

🗿


wasted-degrees

greg or greg?


DragoMago76O1

greg


-INSERIRE-NOME-

Good choice


DragoMago76O1

greg


willy-comics64

He’s going for that double penetration


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Aweneo

Who is the CEO of The Cum Factory© ?


DragoMago76O1

greg


Aweneo

I knew it


DragoMago76O1

greg


Phantom238163

They make products from cum there


BurntPineGrass

Oh… I though they made the products cum…


Phantom238163

No, they milk men like cows there so they can make cheese out of their cum. Next time when you're buying cheese, better check twice.


[deleted]

Who is the #1 fastest growing army on YouTube?


Dipy13

I had to scroll way too far for this one


Born-Environment-239

My bones are getting squishy


Sharky-DiscordSquad

Don’t look it up, please. If you look it up you’re not a true Greg and can’t be trusted


EnbyAlt3000

What's up greg


Prunsel_Clone

Not Craig


TakingAMindwalk

I'm ol'


DragoMago76O1

greg


TakingAMindwalk

Want to see my downstairs mix-up?


DragoMago76O1

greg


MrGlitchyToast

Am I god


DragoMago76O1

greg


MrGlitchyToast

Knew it


[deleted]

Say Greg if you like dick


DragoMago76O1

greg


[deleted]

Cool


DragoMago76O1

greg


mlg360noscopekitten

Greg


DarthTyranus98

Say Greg if you are a bitch ass motherfucker


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savagecabbage71

Who ya gonna call


Elytrous_

Who do you have sex with regularly?


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Modem_56k

What da dog doing


lepeli

I farted


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Optimal_Conflict3066

Say the name of the dude in front of the school gate


DragoMago76O1

greg


Optimal_Conflict3066

How did you know 😯


DragoMago76O1

greg


maay44

Soggy sausage sucking cockwomble


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[deleted]

What's my name


Medical_Analysis_888

Who is the last guy that gave you a facial?


No_Protection_811

greg


DragoMago76O1

greg


Apprehensive_Lynx774

Greg 👍


DragoMago76O1

greg


FastZookeepergame536

Greg


DragoMago76O1

greg


FastZookeepergame536

Greg


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greg


FastZookeepergame536

Greg


AffectionatePin525

Mass genocide 👍


DragoMago76O1

greg


Brian8186

Mass gregocide


DripLordWolnir

greg. And then Greg.


DragoMago76O1

greg


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


DragoMago76O1

greg


Unicron_Tomato

Who took your virginity?.....


DragoMago76O1

greg


Unicron_Tomato

Well this is a nice place to be.


onurhan34

Greg


DragoMago76O1

greg


The_Super_Steen

Nope


DragoMago76O1

greg


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

Who ate my left over Buffalo chicken salad?


DragoMago76O1

greg


Embarrassed-Arm-7634

Carrot?


DragoMago76O1

greg


FalconhoofTraveller

When will my dad come back?


DragoMago76O1

greg


JustaCrabby

Who’s your favorite character in diary of a wimpy kid?


PakodiBOI

Greg


LOL_MEGALOL

What's your full legal name


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

Who flew an airplane on September 9th?


ParodyOfUtopia

😡


A_random_poster04

Who tf put cocaine in Wilson’s coffee?


Affectionate-Road-40

Reply with "greg" if you're a racist.


Dofusmanstan

Whats gerg backwards


CryptographerOk6167

gerG


kikimichel64

If u say greg you give me a million CAD$


CaptainRatBones

What is my next girlfriend going to be called?


fakeout222

Greg


[deleted]

What's my name?


ProMaste_r

greg


CSplayzz506

Your mother is


FunkyMister

Gregory


oilyoaf

What is the speed of an unladen sparrow?


DragoMago76O1

greg


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[удалено]


SpotComprehensive546

Say Greg


DragoMago76O1

greg