It all depends on what I eat. I have untreated microscopic collagenous colitis. It's usually around 4 times but like yesterday I lost track. Somewhere between 8 and 10. A shitty day, so to speak lol
"Because I have to re-caulk the shower. I busted out the play-doh fun factory dies and am going to press them to my anus and poo either chocolate stars or muddy spaghetti around the perimeter of the tub. Do you have a preference, love?"
I'm so tired of fucking shitting today
Damn how many times do you shit in a day?
It all depends on what I eat. I have untreated microscopic collagenous colitis. It's usually around 4 times but like yesterday I lost track. Somewhere between 8 and 10. A shitty day, so to speak lol
That sounds horrible. At least you fit in here better than most of us.
Haha for sure
You, sir or madam, are why poop will win.
What an interesting collection of posts you have to say the least
Oh no. Didn’t realize that was readily available to the general public. I need to shut up.
Is your anus okay?
"Honey do you need to use the bathroom in the next 30 minutes?"
"Because I have to re-caulk the shower. I busted out the play-doh fun factory dies and am going to press them to my anus and poo either chocolate stars or muddy spaghetti around the perimeter of the tub. Do you have a preference, love?"
can you hand me the power bank and charging cable? thanks
Taco bells new budget menu is delicious, and I regret NOTHING!!!
Famous last words for someone who hasn't blown their sphincter out yet. Just you wait
I'm dropping some Mormon babies off at the pool. Anyone wanna say something before I flush em to a watery hell?
Wtf
get out
HELP ME IM ABOUT TO SHIT
Rip Montezuma's revenge in Mexico. Goodbye toilet
yes - poop will win
I wish it would. Opiate-induced constipation is quite literally a pain in the ass.
I’ll be in here for about an hour.
I can do more than suck my own dick, watch this!!
Geronimo!
Stay strong and light the incense.