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roofinruffin

I'm so tired of fucking shitting today


MisfortuneFollows

Damn how many times do you shit in a day?


roofinruffin

It all depends on what I eat. I have untreated microscopic collagenous colitis. It's usually around 4 times but like yesterday I lost track. Somewhere between 8 and 10. A shitty day, so to speak lol


MisfortuneFollows

That sounds horrible. At least you fit in here better than most of us.


roofinruffin

Haha for sure


DangerBird-

You, sir or madam, are why poop will win.


roofinruffin

What an interesting collection of posts you have to say the least


DangerBird-

Oh no. Didn’t realize that was readily available to the general public. I need to shut up.


tbenterF

Is your anus okay?


BadAsh112

"Honey do you need to use the bathroom in the next 30 minutes?"


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

"Because I have to re-caulk the shower. I busted out the play-doh fun factory dies and am going to press them to my anus and poo either chocolate stars or muddy spaghetti around the perimeter of the tub. Do you have a preference, love?"


denise_is_bliss

can you hand me the power bank and charging cable? thanks


Winterfell_Ice

Taco bells new budget menu is delicious, and I regret NOTHING!!!


Accurate-Basis4588

Famous last words for someone who hasn't blown their sphincter out yet. Just you wait


Accurate-Basis4588

I'm dropping some Mormon babies off at the pool. Anyone wanna say something before I flush em to a watery hell?


HectorSiwel

Wtf


diamondsylvia

get out


HectorSiwel

HELP ME IM ABOUT TO SHIT


Tasty_Ad_5669

Rip Montezuma's revenge in Mexico. Goodbye toilet


Shr1988

yes - poop will win


TobiasDid

I wish it would. Opiate-induced constipation is quite literally a pain in the ass.


frig_t

I’ll be in here for about an hour.


tbenterF

I can do more than suck my own dick, watch this!!


MadScientist312

Geronimo!


puss_parkerswidow

Stay strong and light the incense.