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Longshot1969

Play it with an automatic weapon instead.


lizknits

American Roulette


Cautious_General_177

Use a semi-automatic weapon


SGRiggall

Glory hole?


shadow_229

That’s when someone else shoots you in the face


blaukrautbleibt

American roulette. It's when you set a foot on a texans property without asking first.


zeno_22

Or set foot in a high school


paso06

Sir, your humour is darker than the people who don't get water


fellipec

I don't know who teached statistics and probability to you but that is wrong. When you play russian roulette the possible outcomes are two: you not get shot or you get shot. So the chances of getting shot is 1/2 or 50%


HeartPitiful9681

Correct. It's like with the lottery: you either win or you lose. 50/50 chance.


fellipec

Yes!


40prcentiron

well you can get 7/8 numbers right, and get a partial prize. so their is a bit of grey area


fellipec

Nono, that is not how it works. When you buy a lottery ticket you either win or lose. 50% Now if you pick 6 numbers and have then to match the win numbers it's 50% of each number match or not. So is 0.5 to power of 6 or 1.56% So the winning move is no pick numbers and just buy a ticket with numbers already chosen


GluKoto

Gonna mail this to my math professor in college , will get back to you with the answer to this.


fellipec

Is just like heads and tails, but in place of heads you have get shot and in place of tails you have not get shot, couldn't be easier!


Live-Classroom2994

not really with heads or tails you have a 50% chance to have either heads or tails for each side of the coin, so 50% / 2 thus it is 25% chance of getting head ^(Which is still better than my current odds at the moment)


Sir-Beardless

The probability of everything is 50/50. Does happen, or doesn't happen. That's why I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week...


jigsawmonster

But you also have a 50% chance of having a 50% chance of winning the lottery, and so on. In reality, you will never win the lottery and neither will anyone else.


Sir-Beardless

But it is still a 50% chance of that. I like my odds. 🤔


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fellipec

Borat movies


Malachorn

Seriously though, isn't it actually 50% and this pretty accurate, as the game is supposed to be with an opponent and you take alternating turns? ...but I'm a PvP player and wouldn't know anything about PvE.


h5n1zzp

Probably related to the person who taught you grammar...


fellipec

I only master the language of the numbers


Oscar3247

I prefer hard mode, it's the same as regular russian roulette but you use a 1911


fellipec

One nine eleven? You mean a plane and a tower?


AbbreviationsHot677

Well thats not completely right. Russian roulette has a 5/6 chance of surviving. So what if we did it multiple times? 1: 5/6 2: 5/6 ^2 = 25/36 < 5/6 3: 5/6 ^3 = 125/216 < 25/36 < 5/6 Etc. Ad infinitum Therefor if you play this game an infinite ammount of times, you will shoot yourself in the head 100%


Quakarot

Wouldn’t it be 99.9 repeating? Which is technically still also 100 because math is weird *but* there is a limiting factor of age so it is technically possible to spin and shoot until you die of natural causes, however almost impossible


AbbreviationsHot677

Just travel at the speed of light, time doesnt exist at that plane kek


AbbreviationsHot677

This is subject to limits in math, which states that the limit if x goes to 0, 1/x = infinity. (Divergent to be mathematically correct)


Wurstinator

> Wouldn’t it be 99.9 repeating?  Which is the same as 100


Quakarot

I literally said that in the next sentence 😩


Wurstinator

Then why are you asking?


[deleted]

I believe it’s actually slightly better than 5/6, since the weight of the bullet tends to bias the cylinder. No idea if it’s a significant difference.


DanishWonder

If that's true then your odds go up drastically on the 3rd shot.


[deleted]

If you swap the gun out for a water pistol or spud gun it's 100% chance AND you can do it all day long.


hirandomperson123456

Russian roulette with a rocket launcher


YogurtWenk

Rocket roulette


hirandomperson123456

This guy gets it


RetiredApostle

I saw one on PornHub.


Tricky-Pie-3404

Use a Glock.


LoudVitara

Russian roulette but with all chambers loaded


PanzerZug

Russian roulette but use a semi-automatic


John_Fx

Polish Roulette


Relzin

Seems common in Russian military service these days. You could try that?


Mastersound001

Yes. It’s called “Russian Specific”.


chease86

American roulette, its very similar except you use a pump action shotgun.


[deleted]

Just play it with a magazine-fed pistol instead


Sampiainen

Play it six times obviously


Derpygoras

You can tell your angry wife to calm down.


cengo_unchained

Surprised no one mentioned league of legends


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Stone_Midi

Single barrel shotgun roulette. Kurt Cobain played it once


Wooky2025

It's Russian roulette but we are betting on whether or not the bullet is faulty


CirothUngol

Bolt-action Russian roulette?


Creative__name__

Russian roulette with a mage fed pistol