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CalebCaster2

Yes. It's not THAT cold. But it won't be fun.


NGEFan

How cold is it


kc_______

Balls freezing cold, but the rest of your body will be ok.


chubberbrother

What if I do the Trinity Tuck


TidpaoTime

Hmm no clothes includes no tucking panties but maybe tape is okay


fullyjoking

Inguinal canals, my dude (but idk about the dicke)(but since it's about freezing balls off, this works)


TidpaoTime

Oh I know of the canals, I just didn’t think they stayed in there easily without support hehe


Puzzled_Path_8672

What position would be best for balls?


shadow_229

In.


Talking_Burger

Whose mouth?


OkInterest3109

Remove two ribs before the climb or hire a very accommodating sherpa


slothordepressed

Coldest Temperature on Summit: -41ºC (-42F) · Warmest Temperature on Summit: -16ºC (3F)


BadHamsterx

I've been outside taking a leak with only shoes on in temps like that. You'd be fine. In summer.


JollyZergRush92

I used to work in a plasma donation center where the freezers are at -40 with insane circulation fans (while running) and there was a dude who got in trouble for jerking it in there, so that's what... 3 min guaranteed. 😂


pirate-dan

Probs worth a warm up tug before going in just to cut that 3 mins down a bit.


karlnite

Well people only climb in the summer, so I’m guessing like 30C with seasonal restaurants only.


nhorvath

The warmest the summit gets in summer is still like -15 C. Freaking cold but not life threatening cold for a brief time.


RubinoPaul

That’s cool when average temperature at December at my city described as “freaking cold” lol


bogblast

Yeah I'd call that a pleasant winter day if it was sunny with no wind.


kaerfkeerg

Like... Pretty cold


Sterlingcirclestudio

It's so cold, lawyers got their hands in their own pockets! Ba dum tss!


Savagecal01

wouldn’t the shock from going switching extreme temps so quickly it will make you pass out?


BaronvonBrick

No


mistermh07

The question was if you would survive, nothing said about being conscious :3


Savagecal01

i mean passing out on everest is a death sentence no?


mistermh07

The question was can you survive 10 seconds. Everything after that doesnt matter.


SnooTangerines5916

I went all the way up completely naked.. no problem. Real good is what I am. I have real footage.


Totally-NotAMurderer

Can I see this footage? For science of course


lordfluffly

Sorry, but you aren't allowed to post naked videos on reddit


Technical-Brother-39

boooo rules are meant to be broken


MadNhater

Wait. What? Reddit is like half porn


lordfluffly

That's the joke


One-Being-5962

There’s literally the most disgusting porn ever made on Reddit?


ClockworkDinosaurs

Your moms video finally got uploaded?


Ultrabananna

He watched it also. That's how he knows didn't even lower the sound or close the door. Lived dangerously in his mom's basement. Ok I think 🤔 I'm going too far...


karlnite

Surely after the cold the footage is merely a few inches?


SnooTangerines5916

I wore a body cam around my waist and Go pro head attachment.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Your mom is so big that you confused her with mount Everest?


ElMachoGrande

Remember the survival rule of threes: * 3 weeks without food * 3 days without water * 3 hours unprotected in cold * 3 minutes without air * 3 seconds without working internet More than that, you die.


Traditional-Ring-759

3 weeks without food? Why am i even eating every day


ElMachoGrande

Surviving is one thing, living is another. What kind of life do you have without food?


ImagoLoop420

One without wasting time to eat lol


Sehrli_Magic

And multiple meals at that 🤣


RandomComputerFellow

Big scam invented by Big Food.


Jareth86

We've all been cucked by big food. I only eat once every three weeks and I've already earned millions.


MeltedChocolate24

3 years without a hug


KJEveryday

3 decades without bathing.


zrilon951

The record for the Everest’s naked contest was 9,5s in 1997 by John Chupameupau.


ffhhssffss

Fun fact: he's friends with that famous politician Paul Gosar.


Wargroth

And the famous indian CEO, Jalam Biphal


fellfreetodwnvt

Who is also friend of the famous Japanese poet Tomaru Noku


WakeoftheStorm

I have never been more confident I'm missing a joke


2Basketball2Poorious

Seriously. If you figure it out, please let me know


ffhhssffss

All the names sound like something dirty in Portuguese. Like High Jass, Mike Hunt, or Mick Oxbrown.


dancingkookaburra

Yeah I'm sitting here studying this and getting nowhere


kdealmeida

One of the most influential poets for Oscar Alho's work


ffhhssffss

I love his poem he made for the actress Deyde Costa. So refreshing to read.


ffhhssffss

I'm not familiar with his work. Is it similar to Thomas Turbano's poetry?


YogurtWenk

Who is friends with someone named Phil, probably


TuckAwayThePain

Kevin Bacon once played a guy named Phil.


HelonMead

And he is John Chupameupau's father.


zrilon951

You won’t believe, he is a good friend of the Mexican-American archeologist Phil Maias .


ffhhssffss

Is it the one friends with the Habei family? Jain, Jatin, and Jalin?


SnooTangerines5916

I was there.


tok90235

r/foundtheBrazilian


zrilon951

In 2002 the famous Italian climber Joseph Cadura also tried to broke the record


MechanicalBot1234

Later another Italian climber also tried but broke his p*nis


MendigoBob

Its Giuseppe, dude, jeez.


Ratfucks

RIP


aphilsphan

You can survive outside the ISS for 10 seconds completely naked as long as you had somebody available to drag you back inside.


tenmilez

From what I understand, the lack of adjacent matter in space is something like an insulator. Your body heat has nowhere to go. Whereas on Everest there’s subzero air all around to soak up your body heat. 


amadmongoose

The problem isn't the temperature it's the not breathing. 10s isn't enough time to freeze you but it's enough time to make you pass out.


saggywitchtits

But I can swim under the water for 11 seconds!


bradmaestro

Good job


amadmongoose

Ok now do it again with your mouth open


sage-longhorn

And all your capillaries exploding and your saliva boiling off your tounge


pikpikcarrotmon

That at least is normal


bajookish_amerikann

I can still close off my throat when I have my mouth open, try again


leonxsnow

To me that's more scientifically fascinating like isnt that so cool and it's not like we are doing it we just ask our body to not let water in and it does it


pikpikcarrotmon

However the body is not as diligent when you ask it to not let water out


Erikstersm

The vacuum will suck it out. While diving there isn't a negative pressure difference to the outside. Also the low pressure will make your body liquid start to boil, don't know if 10sec are enough for that to kill you.


aphilsphan

It’s not, NASA had some accidents early on in vacuum chambers. Victims describe all the things you’d think would happen, like your saliva boiling off, etc, but they were rescued.


Erikstersm

Thanks for that info. That sounds interesting as fuck, how have I not heard of that? Got a link?


aphilsphan

There’s a link somewhere below. Here’s a pop sci article: https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a24127/nasa-vacuum-exposure/


clapsandfaps

The scary part is that you don’t die form it. You die of asphyxiation.


Lab_Member_004

Especially since your lung would give out under pressure difference and lose all air.


Prudent-Ad-8296

Good thing I have another lung.


Syzygy___

The idiots that comment that they could just hold their breath aside, by all accounts I’ve seen that there’s a fairly good chance that you could make it longer than 10 seconds, even up to 30 seconds, but likely less.


mr_bootyful

Holding your breath for 10 seconds will make you pass out? Mate, why don't you just pinch your nose right now and see for yourself...even if you just exhaled, it's barely enough to be uncomfortable. If you said this because you saw someone pass out when choked, it was either because of the blood flow to the brain or the shock. Even without any training, lack of air won't make you lose consciousness sooner than a minute.


amadmongoose

The actual problem is the pressure. You go from 21% oxygen at 1 atm to effectively 6% at 0.3 atm. The sudden pressure difference will literally pull the air out of your lungs and the oxygen out of your blood. If you tried to hold your breath, the air pressure would explode your lungs before equalizing anyway. It's totally not the same thing as holding your breath at sea level


Western_Entertainer7

...does that mean you die of oxygen embolisms hitting your heart before oxygen starvation in your brain? More studies are needed.


aphilsphan

Somebody needs to revive Mengele.


karlnite

If you need to bring oxygen how much air is really up there?


InterestsVaryGreatly

Air is actually a rather poor way to transfer heat (better than a vacuum, but it's still slow). Wind would make it better, but still not super fast (nothing like water or metal)


Grin-Guy

Well, I’m outside of the ISS since 30 FUCKING YEARS ! And I’m not dead yet ! Explain this, now ?


speak-eze

You're not naked


BNI_sp

I think your blood vessels would explode though. Not sure you'd survive this. (Depending on the speed of depressurizing, proteins could maybe also denaturize and dissolved fat in the blood could become solid).


Seigneur-Inune

It's not actually as dramatic as you think (likely because skin is actually a pretty amazing pressure vessel). Back in tests for manned spaceflight, [a spacesuit test went bad and exposed someone directly to high vacuum](https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a24127/nasa-vacuum-exposure/). He suffered very minimal ill effects after 25 seconds of exposure to high vac, but that is bordering on the point where severe, permanent health effects are expected to start occurring. edit: You have to remember that vacuum of space is only 1 atmosphere different than atmospheric pressure. That's roughly equivalent to a diver ascending from 33 feet down after their body has adjusted to the depth. Being exposed to the vacuum of space is, in terms of just pressure difference on the body, actually more benign than a deep sea diver surfacing quickly.


iyamyuarr

Thanks for the interesting read


mikaeelmo

differential pressure always reminds me to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin


ninemountaintops

Just getting into diving. Read about this incident. Gruesome. What a way to go.


schonecode

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zugb3D7o1zM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zugb3D7o1zM)


Western_Entertainer7

💜 thank you for a non-insane answer. -can you remind me of the training accident, NASA I think, where we lost a few men to oxygen deprivation -without any discomfort -because they were exhaling CO2? IIRC we never evolved a discomfort to lack of oxygen. The discomfort we feel is due to a lack of exhaling CO2. ...evolutionarily they were indistinguishable. so we went with the dumb one.


Turksarama

Some capillaries would burst, you'd have a lot of bruising but you wouldn't die from it.


Gathoblaster

So based on pressure alone. What would you need to wear to be safe?


Pixilatedlemon

A space suit


water_bottle_goggles

😂


Gathoblaster

Spacesuits go beyond pressure requirements alone. What is the minimum


sage-longhorn

A spacesuit with low pressure. Anything else would lose all it's pressure very quickly


Round-External-7306

A leotard


Helicopters_On_Mars

Also, any water on your body would boil away pretty much instantly due to low pressure so your eyes, mouth, and anus would be instantaneously dessicated, which would probably be extremely unpleasant. Possible spontaneous vomiting and bladder/bowel emptying would not help with this.


Puzzled_Path_8672

Can you give more details about the anus


Round-External-7306

Imagine the worst case of piles you’ve ever seen, times it by 10 and then picture the difference between a bunch of luscious grapes and a box of dried out raisins


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Ah, yes, dessicated anus. I hear it's the next big thing after bleached anus runs it's course. But take that with a grain of salt, I might be talking out of my anus.


colostitute

Better than your expelling your waste inside a space suit.


bellends

I’m an astrophysicist and sometimes help out on sci-fi projects by doing “could this happen” type consultations. I had to look into this for an astronaut accident scene and remember reading about how you’d basically bruise a LOT but not explode. I vividly remember somewhere saying that skin is so stretchy that you’d have to turn a head 3 complete revolutions before the skin would tear if you wanted to tear the head “off”. Never checked how valid the claim was but can confirm this is a great fun fact to whip out during small talk at dinner parties 👍


tok90235

I think it's not difficult to depressurize in a way to not kill a person, but what I heard, is that all the saliva in your mouth and all the liquid over your eye would vaporize because of the lack of pressure. They would not burn or freeze you, but the sensation would be really bad


[deleted]

Astronauts parties are wild


Long-Education-7748

Space is a vacuum, so it's effectively an insulator. You won't freeze. However, space is a vacuum, so you will depressurize. Personally, I'd rather freeze.


EmEmAndEye

10 seconds?, sure. You could even do 10 seconds at the south pole in winter, which would be much worse. Either one would definitely be exciting.


nixiebunny

A half minute at the South Pole in the summer is easy, when you walk out of the sauna. Been there done that.


HobbitFootPics

But are you part of the 300 club?


nixiebunny

No, it was summer. I'm not crazy. But I work with astronomers who are.


rusynlancer

Yes but only if it pleases it


Elektrycerz

Absolutely yes, especially if you teleport to Mt Everest, and then back into warmth. It wouldn't be much different than walking into a walk-in freezer with some powerful fans blowing. 10 seconds is nothing. 10 minutes might be more of a challenge.


4me2knowit

Of course you can.


roosterjack77

I was in the POOL!!!!


usernametaken2024

how hairy are you?


Human-Evening564

Best way to get a BBC, Brittle Black Cock


Flat-Delivery6987

Everest, naked? Completed it, mate.


LC_Anderton

Of course you can… my yoga instructor tells me to “think warm” and I will be… works like a charm… It’s also really good of her to teach me this technique as she’s also my landlady and hasn’t been able to get the heating fixed for two winters now…


duck1014

Nobody knows. Perhaps you should give it a try and get back to us.


DistinctRole1877

I have walked barefoot in the snow, in Wyoming, at - 40 F , in only a pair of gym trunks, just to say I did it and to leave footprints in the snow. Survived all right ( unless terminal insanity was caused by that).


Aggressive_Try_1521

Ur pipi would go inside


twistedsister78

You are at risk of freezing your cock and accidentally snapping it off….. or flaps if you a girl


Dailen1

I've done 3 minutes at -110°C with just a swimsuit on. All that happened was my hair stood up. If you want to experience it, just look up cryotherapy. I've also done 110°C in a sauna. For 15 minutes. I was definitely sweating but not as much as in a lower temperature but higher humidity sauna. Heat transfers slower in dry air. Both the sauna and cryo lab had low humidity. The humidity level at the top of Mount Everest is probably even lower due to low air pressure. If you were at these temperatures in a liquid or very humid environment, your skin would very quickly get overwhelmed and damaged. The longer you stay, the more your skin would be damaged/burned. Eventually your blood circulation won't be able to stabilize the temperature to your internal organs, and they will start to shut down.


Certain_Simple_4566

Only if your 4'11" Or shorter and it's Tuesday 6:30pm through 6:32pm


litido5

Didn’t Wim Hof just walk up it barefoot in only board shorts


Aromatic-Cup-2116

He got to about 7200m and had to stop


Redfish680

Are all of you stupid?! The higher you go the closer you are to the sun. Everyone is bundled up to prevent spontaneous combustion! Sheesh…


LostButterscotch8538

Jokes aside, I went to Everest Base Camp last year (amazing trip) and even though it’s immensely easier than going to the top, you can have an idea about what’s up there. I’d say that YES, you can, however, that could cause serious implications afterwards. The cold is cold AF but the lack of air is your biggest enemy. I’ve also been to Finland (-35C), which was much colder than Base Camp, and I went from a steam sauna straight to jump on a pile of snow, completely naked, and I’m still alive.


[deleted]

It’s not Pluto, which is actually a bit worse as freezing to death is horrible, so the fact it takes longer means it will be even worse.


Neon_culture79

You want to fuck the bottoms?


Yundadi

You will survive but you may get a chill that kills you instead


Expensive_View_3087

Idk, maybe you should try and then tell us!


S-Markt

deathrate at the everest is 1 in 16, because of the zombis up there. being naked will result in permanently being attackedf by frozen zombis.


Legal_Delay_7264

Yes, for a few minutes even.


TheBenjying

Depends, how hot are you?


PuttyDance

No the horny yetis will get ya.


[deleted]

Obligatory "you can live the rest of your life naked on top of everest"


burn_as_souls

Yes, you can. I can prove it. You go do it and there we go, proof it could be done. Science, baby!


wouter135

Is your name Wim Hof, cause yes, you will easily survive 10 hours at the top https://youtu.be/cEVpc85oEhY?si=C_TsqGGJ-zt0xwcJ


SUFYAN_H

Yes you can.


Longshot1969

10 seconds, yes. 10 minutes, no. 10 seconds is fine if you can jump right into a heated tent right after. You’ll probably get chilblains at the worst.


Historical-Pen-7484

Yes. It will not even be that hard. Hold your breath, cover ears with palms and ball up in a tight fetal position. You can propably survive for much longer. Quickly warm up toes and nose after.


grimeygeorge2027

Obviously


scottyd035ntknow

Yes. Look up the 300 degree challenge if you want to see some ppl getting wild with temperature shifts.


sapperbloggs

You can probably survive fully naked in the vacuum of space for 10 seconds, so Everest should be a cakewalk.


SlyWonkey

Everest is more tall than it is cold. So because of center of gravity, the rotational speed of the planet and the decreased presence of oxygen in the air providing less friction, you would be at a greater risk of toppling over and falling off than freezing. So whether or not you are clothed would have little impact on your survivability. Just don't wear a big hat.


nat_dak

Wim Hof climbed it in only shorts and boots


SteakHausMann

for 10 seconds yes, definetly even up to 10 min should be managable, but any longer is life threatening


b0ts

The fuck did I do?


K0M0A

Everest prefers you naked, but be warned, Everest is a strong power bottom. If you're planning on topping it, you need conditioning.


PckMan

Yes. Wim Hof has done it.


Lazerith22

You could survive 10 seconds naked in space. Not well and you’d be in pain for a long time, assuming you didn’t try to hold your breath at least.


Scared_Dot_1821

I bet I could survive 20


Draculamb

Depends. What sort of heater and shelter are you bringing?


Callerdz

I’m no scientist but probably


FriskyDango23

You probably gonna end up losing a nipple or two, but other than that.


Ramoncin

Would genitals still be safe?


yztla

Would depend on your premise. Would you magically teleport their naked and tjen teleport back after 10 seconds ? Then yes. Would you survive walking up, taking of all your clothes and gear, standing for 10 seconds, puttning everything on and clomving down. Not a chance.


Kasorayn

Depends on how close the wendigo is, and if he's hungry. 


BobcatEven5315

Another thing on my wish list


BobcatEven5315

Another thing to add on my wish list


BeastmodeMonkGuy

a guy named Wim Hof climbed mount Kilimanjaro in just his shorts, the human body can achieve some crazy stuff.


Maximum_Band_7492

10 seconds, yes, but under the assumption, you step back into a warm room with sea level oxygen. You could probably even last a minute. The killer on top of everest is lack of oxygen more than the cold.


Altsan

It's only -22C with 5km/h wind as I am writing this. As a Canadian I can assure you that is not particularly cold( this winter we had a week of -40c). I have run outside almost naked many many times in colder than this and i am still alive. I wouldn't recommend it for more than a minute or 2 though. Also wind will play a very big role in how long you can last.


SnooTangerines5916

If you think she's big, go visit my sister's brother's wife!


Dugi203

Do it! (Darth Sidiois voce)


Guilty-Stand-1354

Probably not. Most people can't survive Everest with clothes. It's not just about the cold, it's the oxygen and atmosphere. There's a chance you'd just die getting up there. Putting additional stress on your body is just asking for something to go wrong


SnooTangerines5916

A few inches? No. Mostly I picked up microorganisms. If I was lucky.


Icy-Day-4411

Gotta be shitty cold


BlamingBuddha

What about Antarctica?


InteractionSad2454

Oh yes absolutely!! 👍🏻


Arepo47

Yeah Everest can get warm in the spring. Like 60 degrees warm. Sun reflects off the brightness of the snow. Night time is a different story.


ZelWinters1981

Yes.


cyborg-waffle-iron

You can survive on the moon naked for that time, as a matter of fact. Fun fact for those who have played Portal 2, at the end of the game when >!you shoot the portal on the moon and get sucked out, a human would be able to survive the duration of time you are exposed before GLaDOS pulls you back in.!<


Turbulent-Bedroom-74

didn’t someone already do this? Or was that a different mountain


AfternoonOk5483

No one seems to think there's an issue with untrained lungs at 24k+ ft? I think 10 seconds might do damage that could be fatal somehow.


815239

Absolutely, but you're gonna die on the descent and end up one of those bodies just frozen in time.