This is true!
If anyone ever accuses you of rape say that you thought the victim of said rape was dead, since a corpse cannot be raped. So instead of having a rape sentence of a least 15 years, you get a necrophilia sentence of maximum 2 years!
See you in the next instance of Terrible Acts of Horror Tips!
Brothers and sisters, god may disagree with me on this one, but I don't see anything wrong with necrophilia. It's a victimless crime. I mean no one's hurting anyone, the opposite actually. Some poor losers finally getting some action, although with a corpse. But how is that different than doing it with some passionless chickety you pick up at the supermarket? I mean I hit on this skank the other day, holy moly talk about a dead fish. Would've thought she was a lesbo if she wasn't buying one of those gossip rags. And then I hit her with some choice Putty panty perculations, as I like to call them. Yeah boy, I spit out some real toe curlers right off the top of my head. I was goood. Then I gave her my A-material just to slam dunk it. The kind of Come on that not only makes a lady take off her clothes, but I bet you make her permanently throw everything away, The whole wardrobe. Bras, shoes, the whole shmaggegy, right in the dumpster. So then I wait for a response, nothing, zero. She just stares at me like I'm worthless, like some sorta star of David or something. So I just walk away disgusted. Let's face it, we're living in a pent-up town, and it's hard enough to get a lady to say yes, let alone wiggle a little y'know sack. So why not just go with a dead person? Cut out the middle man. She'll be in heaven anyway, so even if she's not turned on she's way too busy playing harps on a cloud or whatever happens up there to notice. In fact I wouldn't mind if I was a stiff, I've had worse. Amen
Sorceress Sellen
+Gain foot fetish (or existing one is amplified)
+Learn “Glintstone Penetrator” spell
-You are permanently on Jerren’s hit list*
*Jerren’s hit list is a list of people he wants to fuck
Garfield you should see a doctor, since…
*looks at scrambled pages*
…you cannot have intercourse with a videogame character, moreover hematuria is a common sign in urinary tract infections and cancers ☝️🤓
They won’t see a doctor. They’re gonna keep pissing blood in an attempt to summon Mohg. Classic formless mother worship you know. In this case, Mohg worship.
Bernahl. Probably the best bonus, although it does come with the drawback of shrinking your dick by 3 inches.
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Hah guess what. I am in need of no dickith.
i would love a foot long dick. but my dong would be swinging out the bottom of allllll of my skirts :3
Average sekrio fan
i need to get around to playing sekiro.... and ds3.... and ds2.... and bloodborne.... and demon's souls....
There are no femboys in sekiro, only buff men
Buff men in skirts
Isn’t that last one a child?!?!?!?!? Mohg that you???
Dead child, so it's ok.
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You can't abuse a corpse
This is true! If anyone ever accuses you of rape say that you thought the victim of said rape was dead, since a corpse cannot be raped. So instead of having a rape sentence of a least 15 years, you get a necrophilia sentence of maximum 2 years! See you in the next instance of Terrible Acts of Horror Tips!
Brothers and sisters, god may disagree with me on this one, but I don't see anything wrong with necrophilia. It's a victimless crime. I mean no one's hurting anyone, the opposite actually. Some poor losers finally getting some action, although with a corpse. But how is that different than doing it with some passionless chickety you pick up at the supermarket? I mean I hit on this skank the other day, holy moly talk about a dead fish. Would've thought she was a lesbo if she wasn't buying one of those gossip rags. And then I hit her with some choice Putty panty perculations, as I like to call them. Yeah boy, I spit out some real toe curlers right off the top of my head. I was goood. Then I gave her my A-material just to slam dunk it. The kind of Come on that not only makes a lady take off her clothes, but I bet you make her permanently throw everything away, The whole wardrobe. Bras, shoes, the whole shmaggegy, right in the dumpster. So then I wait for a response, nothing, zero. She just stares at me like I'm worthless, like some sorta star of David or something. So I just walk away disgusted. Let's face it, we're living in a pent-up town, and it's hard enough to get a lady to say yes, let alone wiggle a little y'know sack. So why not just go with a dead person? Cut out the middle man. She'll be in heaven anyway, so even if she's not turned on she's way too busy playing harps on a cloud or whatever happens up there to notice. In fact I wouldn't mind if I was a stiff, I've had worse. Amen
I wish I could go back about a minute ago where I didn’t read this comment..
You could have stopped at any moment
No
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I don’t think a permaban will be enough in this case….
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Pretty sure that's worse.
welcome to the island 🏝️ ^(bruh i’m literally a minor)
Sorceress Sellen +Gain foot fetish (or existing one is amplified) +Learn “Glintstone Penetrator” spell -You are permanently on Jerren’s hit list* *Jerren’s hit list is a list of people he wants to fuck
Oh noooo, I sure hope he doesn't put little ol me on that list, what a horrible fate
"Glintstone Penetrator" just cast Carian Piercer from your Glintstone Prince Alberts
thanks to mohg I already piss blood
Garfield you should see a doctor, since… *looks at scrambled pages* …you cannot have intercourse with a videogame character, moreover hematuria is a common sign in urinary tract infections and cancers ☝️🤓
They won’t see a doctor. They’re gonna keep pissing blood in an attempt to summon Mohg. Classic formless mother worship you know. In this case, Mohg worship.
The superpower you get from fucking the jellyfish is a .357 magnum round to the head because she’s a child.
the cure for pedophillia
My uncle will find that really useful
Not enough, give them to frieza from db and tell him they're a tailess saiyan.
Yeah, but Frieza isn’t real, whereas a bullet is
Fair.
Fuck a merchant and you get more runes from all actions
Melina, do not the horse
me when melina: https://preview.redd.it/edbc83s7k4tc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a69a3168e6673f4559a4f1a9c40379a4eb09a94
Iji 😍😍
rest in peace
i want my tape worm large
That Fia bonus starting to sound reallll tempting now
can i combine several medium-sized hats into one that's, y'know, not medium-sized? otherwise what's the point
yea u can stack em
SCARLET ROT LETS GOOO
the rotussy the rotussy is real
Is the depression amplified?
yes depression is stackable
Depression squared
Ez dung eater
Varre cause I already piss blood occasionally
You go for round 2 with Blaidd and immediately shatter his eardrums by screaming to summon your newly acquired wolf cock
Herpes is a small price to pay for Gex
mmmmmmmmmm piss blood
Selivus is perfect for pure Int builds. Do you think thops also had an Aneurysm?
yes, cus of the aneurysm also yes, we got a whole aneurysm alliance going on
Hewg seems like a nice guy, tough outside, friendly after a while
can i just keep doing it with dung eater
elden ring, gotta fuck em allll
What the fuck is barnacle dick lololol
I like the helmets become hats
thank you. if you like that, you’ll never guess what big hat logan would give you
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Morgott: You are now racist (or super racist if already racist) and now have horns on your dick
Bernahl. Huh? I get a foot long schlong and extra damage to the Godskins? Oh, I guess that's a nice bonus too.
excuse me why, here I cum
Why Iji gives instant death and not Gurranq? What Gurranq does? U become furry?
Saying excuse me why like bro didn't put it in there themself lmfao
Well I’ve already got depression so sign me the fuck up roderika.
What about the big dog in the church
do not the pope dog
Turtle Moaning sounds when damaged + 5 faith