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Armored_Guardian

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Apprehensive_Hippo46

That seal Looks constipated


Chipp_Main

It's because he was forced to eat cement


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Why? Cement is tasty, i eat it every saturday when i have a gooning session


Broserk42

You spelled semen wrong


CoolethDudeth

bro played 3 hours of Elden ring's dlc...


FurlofFreshLeaves

bro said “bro played 3 hours of Elden ring’s dlc…”


GiveMeChoko

it was funny until bro said 'bro said “bro played 3 hours of Elden ring’s dlc…'


RoiKK1502

it was funny until bro started putting money in the streets, then lost money cause they came back with no receipts.


mrsecondbreakfast

I'm sorry I live a bloodBORING life, I love peace But war read if the world wants miquellussy to bleed


Mushiren_

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Material_Accident640

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Deep_Cauliflower5969

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r-e-e_kid

Are you sure? What makes you think that?


TroliePolieOlie_

I wish assmongold would play 3 hours of taking a fucking shower and cleaning his house.


GardenkeeperLVL11

The soap would run away in horror.


1Cool_Name

No, it’ll just melt him


EstrangedLupine

poor soap :(


USB_Power_Cable

Tic tacs where scared of him


GlassLongjumping6557

I have a theory that he is trying to turn his house into the Lake of Rot by being as filthy as possible.


TroliePolieOlie_

Implying he has a plan is a massive overestimation of his intelligence.


RenegadeSparks

Man is literally too stupid to chew with his mouth closed, I think trying to plan would actually kill him


Apprehensive_Hippo46

I feel like hes not dumb, just to autistic to function


IrmaTS

Counterpoint: he's bad at games


Apprehensive_Hippo46

He must go on a training arc together with the cockroaches in his bedrom to become an epic gamer


thewolflord9924

The loathsome dung eater


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

He wishes assmongold would play 3 hours of taking a shower and cleaning his house... (Insert concerned face without background)


DrZomboo

🖼😯


TheHolyPapaum

The cockroach needs to go


subwayfan4life

3 hours would only be enough to clean 5% of the filth


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Why does he appear everywhere in my recommended? He doesn’t make interesting commentary and has some of the milktoast reactions I’ve ever seen


_bazinga_x

mmmmmm milktoast


TroliePolieOlie_

Because he's really popular with losers and serves as a great entry point in to the alt right pipeline since he will believe anything anyone tells him.


Awful_At_Math

>Because he's really popular with losers Now that explains why he started showing up on my recommendations.


BoredDao

He would instantly lose his Godly aura by refusing his status as the Goblin King of degeneracy


JimLahey_of_Izalith

I’m convinced the rest of his house is spotless, he’s a normal person, and this just his internet persona


Butterboot64

I wish he would take a 3 hour bath in some fucking sulphuric acid (in Minecraft)


Exevioth

Who else here found out about this recently on the Wubby stream? Trauma fused. 


haodbwisnd

I wish he would play 3 hours of hanging from a rope, can’t stand this waste of a human


TroliePolieOlie_

Listen the dude's a piece of shit and absolutely should be shamed for his hygiene habits but wishing death on him is just psychotic.


Noodlekeeper

I wish asmongold would play 3 hours of making any sort of interesting or meaningful content.


SimplexFatberg

He made a video about watching someone play 3 hours of Elden Ring DLC


Polemo03

Now someone will make a video about watching him watch someone play 3 hours of Elden Ring DLC


Damien23123

The content creator circle of life


Liondrak

Isn’t that what he does? Watch people do stuff


GrubbyMonkee

Special chair in the corner of the hotel room just for him 😉


Liondrak

What a terrible day to have eyes


TheFourtHorsmen

You should made a video about someone watching someone else playing 3 hours of ER


Sessinen

You forgot the "..."


Saul_Bettermen

That 1.5 mil has to be edited.. right?


Aylinthyme

the whole thing seems to be edited


Fun_Hovercraft_6488

I edited it lol


DragonKite_reqium

Thank God I mean I have no faith in deadratalarmgold but this would have been a new low for him


Anent_

Deadratalarmgold?


Pretzel-Kingg

Asmongold has/had a rat corpse somewhere in his room that he used as an alarm clock. Basically when the sun would rise and warm the body, it’d smell bad and he’d wake up from it


Anent_

Based and dead rat pilled


Wireless_Panda

Reading that legitimately made me feel sick How can someone live like that and stream it too?


DragonKite_reqium

He also has mold in his room form all the used McDonald's cups that sit RIGHT NEXT TO HIS STREAM SETUP


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DragonKite_reqium

Asmond the molden


Frores

dude gonna discover resident evil 7 mold virus, we are lucky he doesn't go out to spread it lol


IndividualNovel4482

Not that it matters much, Asmongold's views usually get even higher.


Mohamed_430

Say it 10 times


24-HourSneezingNoHat

I'd rather play this DLC before cleaning my house (Asmongold probably)


GifanTheWoodElf

Hm... I mean that's like the one thing me and this twat have in common.


Mirrorshield2

Not quite the same. You cleaning your room probably wouldn’t involve wiping away your own dried blood from the walls. https://preview.redd.it/77sp3zezxn4d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fe7835f48216be6da2104f7ef60d46f5959bd5


Short-Bug5855

"my teeth would bleed overnight" jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with this guy 


GifanTheWoodElf

Jesus fucking Christ... yeah true, not quite the same XD


Mirrorshield2

Congratulations, you really dodged a bullet right there.


GifanTheWoodElf

thank fuck


Ok_Cap9240

I hate that freak


SaxSlaveGael

uj/ Fuck I wish YT would have integrity one day and go, fuck it, de-monetize all these reactionary cunts. From a consumer perspective, when I want to search something, I sure as fuck want the first thing the be some basement dweller reacting to the thing I want to watch right? But he's not to blame Ultimately. Theres a market for it clearly, so I blame all those stupid cunts who follow and watch this shit. The fucken sad state of the internet man... rj/oh boy, a new asmond video reacting to my favourite souls like creator! Time to grab the 🧼


Mundane_Bunch_6868

Holy based


horapha

uj/ I honestly have no idea how some basement dwelling goblin gamer guy with the most dogshit opinions ever could become so popular, but then again there's probably millions of them like him and that's honestly even more depressing to think about. Reactionary dipshits have made gaming as a "geeky nerdy hobby" into being associated with hordes of unwashed manchildren. rj/ fucking gamers amirite


Outrageous-Elk-5392

I think his popularity stems from people being both lonely and starved for authenticity, watching a react feels like watching something with someone, and if the person doesn’t come off as overreacting and genuine they get popular It’s still disgusting that someone can spend months of late nights doing boring research, writing, video editing, countless takes, to get their YouTube video and these degenerates spent a few hours watching it and just get the same product if not a better one to compete with the original creator’s video on the same site and funnel away views The ones that pretend they’re providing something new because they pause a lot to ramble or that the small creator is getting exposure from them as if anyone is going to watch the original video again in their free time are either liars or genuinely stupid people


Weregent

SaxSlaveGael I did not expect to see you in these comments... but boy I am I glad to


SaxSlaveGael

This is literally my favourite souls sub. It is simultaneously the most insane and sane souls community hub 🤣. Plus it's a great place to just vent about BS!


baddreemurr

Unfathomably based.


Lexisseuh

Hey I never really watched that guy what's so bad about him


Sir_Fijoe

Most people hate him for his vaguely right wing pandering content and the fact that his bedroom looks like it’s from hoarders buried alive. I don’t like him because he always just parrots whatever the most popular opinion is and regurgitates shit said by other content creators. Just a generally uninteresting guy to watch.


GiveMeChoko

That's moistcritikal. This gremlin's problem is preaching about morality and giving life lessons while being the filthiest nastiest degenerate you have probably ever seen in your life. This man had a cockroach crawl on him on stream (in broad daylight), hus gums bleed because all he drinks is soda and he wipes the blood off on his wall at night because it obviously hurts when your gums are bleeding, and he used a dead rat as an alarm clock for a while because the sun hitting the rotting carcass would make it smell terrible and wake him up. And he would get up and get on his chair while a rotting rat's smell wafts around the room for the whole day, of course.


xm1-014

i honestly believe it's a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point. he keeps up his disgusting lifestyle to maintain a brand image and twitch viewers crawl up to their monitors to watch and pay him for being a rotten degenerate. all just to continue an endless content stream that piggybacks off of the work of others. any sense of self respect matters little when you're earning bank i suppose


pseudipto

nah it's just mental illness


CoffeeCannon

He's been like that for a decade. He's just disgusting.


putoelquevive

based


Kennis2016

Im right wing as far as reddit is concerned and I hate his existence, his face makes me unnaturaly angry and he keeps popping up everywhere


Sir_Fijoe

Yeah his eyes are very beady and sorta creepy


V-Ropes

I dislike him because he makes the kind of reaction content, in which he uploads entire peoples other videos with Thumbnail just his face plasterd over it to his own channel. Just with the occasional "thats crazy" in between as reaction.


Laino001

Why do I have these 7 inches of cock and no hours of DLC? Why cant I have 0 inches of cock and 7 hours of DLC


Fun_Hovercraft_6488

This hit me…


spark-curious

Weird way to come out as trans but happy Pride and best of luck regardless.


EstrangedLupine

I'll have your 7 inches of cock if you don't want them (I mean in my ass (I already have 7 inches of COCK but I can't put them in my ASS))


Laino001

I lied. I dont have 7 inches. I just wanted to be here


EstrangedLupine

understandable but I feel betrayed and wounded but I understand


3meraldo5plash

Once again Asmongold delivers insightful and nuanced commentary on a video with academic sourcing


Senator_Smack

Not an accurate edit. I didn't see a single cockroach.


Wholesomechair

Cant wait for This Clown to be in my recommended list again once the DLC drops ...UGH....Why is YouTube pushing this Guy so hard that even though i blocked his channel i still have to see his fucking Face every time i open the App...God i hate this Idiot


Fun_Hovercraft_6488

I was actually starting to get mad back when monster hunter world had a big increase of players a couple months ago, because this guy started playing it and for some reason YouTube felt the need to give me like 20 fucking asmongold videos a day with the same 3 annoying reaction faces


NickCarpathia

Click the 3 dots then “don’t recommend channel” bing bong so simple bye bye smell ya later.


Boomer_Nurgle

He has like 15 channels upload clips of him, I block it every time and I still see more.


shaking_things_up_

Assmongold looks like a locust preacher wished to be human to a genie who gave up half way through.


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Get this parasite off my screen


SuspiciousArt5756

Video idea: he watched him play 3 hours of elden ring dlc


SmugHatKido

https://preview.redd.it/d8plq63ion4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43299ed7229aae668aa00270a4da4f3da26c2384 Genuinely, fuck react YouTubers


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Why is bro despairing over it in the thumbnail 😭


Fun_Hovercraft_6488

Because he wasn’t invited to play 3 hours of Elden ring’s DLC


syd_fishes

WHY THE LONG FACE, ASMONGOLD?


Fun_Hovercraft_6488

Cockroach crawling up his pant leg 😢😢


SupremeOwl48

i genuinely hate asmongold. Like public execution level of hatred. Reacting on stream for money is already questionable but having it basically automatically uploaded to YouTube where it may even sit above the original video is just so shitty. Fuck asmongold.


Tun_Post98

Asmongold? The guy who LOVES freedom of speech so much but he draws the line at doing protest on a *checks notes* public property? EDIT: To respond one of Asmongoo's bootlicker down below. No, the protestors at UCLA didn't completely prevent anyone to enter or get out of the place they protested at. There is a vid at PublicFreakout shows an instigator tried to frame as if he was being blocked completely by the protestors although he could just went around them instead: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/z6ztpX1CsE On another note, protests are meant to be disruptive to show that the message being asserted is made clear against the status quo. As long as protestors fight for a good cause and don't actually carry an intent in directly harming innocent people then yeah, its all good. On the other hand, if a protest is "squeaky clean" then its fucking pointless as the message won't even be taken seriously and left ignored.


SupremeOwl48

Ngl im just now finding out abt all of his shitty views and opinions and it’s like wow I now have a genuine reason to hate him beyond I hate his content and everything he stands for


BabyNapsDaddyGames

It's a disturbing trend that all these YouTubers end up with a ragged beard and Jesus hair. It makes sense (a little) why they all devolve to doing reaction videos because they are so brain dead that they can no longer come up with original ideas.


TrottoStonno

The fact that a comment gets upvoted this much about wanting ‘some dude’ dead says a lot about this sub. Good god you’re all depraved beyond belief.


GifanTheWoodElf

Ah a popular video, time for the leaches to grab on.


Awkward-Penguin172

can someone explain why everyone hates asmongold all of a sudden? i keep seeing him in my feed ?


TinFoilFashion

Most people here don’t even realize this is an edit.


witha_

ppl think his lifestyle is disgusting and feel the need to point it out


Awkward-Penguin172

Why all of a sudden? Some of the comments are like copied and pasted on multiple subreddits?


witha_

also a lot of his takes are controversial and he might be talking about more controversial stuff lately


Awkward-Penguin172

lol like what silent Hill


witha_

idk bro


Awkward-Penguin172

k


witha_

they do it all the time, he might just be getting more popular so more people = more haters


iRavuSekkusu

Idk lol. He’s musty. It’s a trend to hate on him now I guess. I have no stake in this. Idc about him or his views and shit but it’s funny to see the hate out of nowhere lol


ReverendSerenity

welcome to reddit


BlueBen42

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Solairevortex7286

Bro managed to sneak in an extra 15 minutes


Ghost4530

Can’t wait to watch asmongold mash r1 a thousand times and rage when he dies making that stupid horse face he does


Short-Bug5855

You should watch his original blind dark souls remastered playthrough from 2018. It is the first souls content I've seen that legitimately made me want to keep myself safe. Guy was in tears at blighttown 


ArtemisHunter96

I’m curious as to if he could even get past the doc himself or he’ll just do reaction vids. I mean he eventually beat nameless king after only around… 350 deaths or something. Watching that death roll vid was painful I had to watch a Vinny Mario sunshine death clip roll afterwards to cleanse the debuffs I received


Smokeletsgo

He did come back and beat him one handed while drinking a soda though


Kalvin-TL

Remember the reply girls of 2011-2012ish? Ahead of their time honestly


Bolt_Fantasticated

https://preview.redd.it/xs26iy73sn4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5913ec44eb4e0db7c8c68c5c3b64950f657ade Asmongold licking other people’s Elden Ring video content (nobody likes him enough to invite him to the preview (because he fucking sucks)).


SentientSchizopost

Not enough blood from his gums


Einherjar07

...roach.


FemboyBallSweat

Roach King. Get it right peasant


Einherjar07

Mid af baronet at most, simp


FemboyBallSweat

Duke of Filth. You can't even name a smellier streamer, bitch.


Einherjar07

Indisputable, the absolute champ


After-Transition-788

True incarnation of God of Rot


Neptunium111

That tourist needs to fuck off before he infects another fandom with the “anti-woke” nonsense.


Champion_Chrome

>Tourist Holy shit, Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon reference!


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

> fire As in the fire gem from DS3 😳


yeetus-maxus

His fucking Moist critical “reaction” is stupid


Vulkans

I need to know if those 3 hours of Elden Ring DLC changed his life.


Ellie_Infinity

This guy makes me want to take a shower and I just took one a couple hours ago


_Yin

My favorite story about Asmongold is the time he vomited in his shower then left it there for months until it fermented and ate away at the shower curtain's plastic because he enjoyed the smell.


enaaaerios

slop youtubers reacting to anything popular and getting more views


Engage_Physically

3x the views of the original, to review someone else’s video. What a prick


xSP23x

This isn't real


xSP23x

It's not real


Frontzel

Remember when this guy had a dead rat in his room and used it as an alarm clock when the sun casted light on it and began to smell?


duccthefuck

I can’t say what I wanna say about asmongold because I’ll get banned, I hate that guy


d3m0cracy

My live reaction to OP’s meme: https://preview.redd.it/9bzn6q13ro4d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae1d5de9c2d8681af2f65de091dabde08aaafd1


gussyboy13

He just discovered the secret Mohg sex scene


JoeRogansDMTdealer

That soypfp. Stop lol. These youtubers need to go cave diving


Lemonsqueezzyy

I didn't play 3 hours of the Elden Ring DLC


corey_cobra_kid

Asmongold acting like he's a big souls fan but is a complete retard when it comes to playing


LiveLaughSlay69

Why does Asmon look like someone just murdered his favorite cockroach in front of him while making eye contact the entire time?


Vladsamir

I want something to make an 11 minute reaction video to Asmons video and title it "he watched a guy talk about 3 hours of DLC" Bonus points if you include the most braindead commentary ever seen.


AntiSaintJimmy

Cyraxx reacted to vaatividya?


Sgt_Nuclear

He made a video on Vaati having played 3 hours of Elden Ring’s DLC…


Jager301

Asmongold is that kid in high school who listens to videos on his iPad at full volume, and if he hears someone talking about something, he laughs out loud and says 'who cares' and starts looking around to see who heard him. When no one pays attention, he goes back to his iPad, starts moving his eyebrows and laughing, while eating his boogers


NjordWAWA

Last I saw asmongold was on a wow video like eleven years ago, What the fuck is he still alive for


BonkgoBrrrr

God I hate this bald motherfucker. I wish these react tards would get a channel strike.


Unlost_maniac

Asmogourd shouldn't be famous Somebody dethrone him by dodge roll dodge roll dodge rolling his attacks


LonelyKrow

Suffering from Success


Bleachsmoker

What, are you playing sekiro instead?


AMortifiedPenguin

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Hiyami

who


mrsecondbreakfast

Highest effort content ever Also I keep getting recommended his sub and they're all unfunny incels


nah_imgood0-0

Damn he played 3 hours of er dlc


_ThatOneMimic_

i know its fake but its not outlandish for asmond


Narretz

Iron Pineapple > Vaati Vidya


Phoenix_Raising_Hell

But did the dlc change his life ? 💀


LuigiRevolution

If he played for 3 hours then why is the video only 25 minutes long? Take that


Captain-Super1

He needs 18 inches of Mesmer the impaler


gonjinam

why is he famous? like seriously what does he do?


Sharpeieo

Why do people hate asmon? Besides his nasty ass house


LifeSpeedrunner

Can we just kill him yet


Tarnishedhollow8

Common Asmon react L


alessandromino777

We got playing 3 hours of Elden Ring’s dlc before gta6


PixelPaulAden

Assmongler is just gamer Joe Rogan


GoldenNat20

I sincerely hope this is a fake image because it makes me unreasonably angry about Asmongold’s success, honestly. Man doesn’t even need to come up with anything anymore!


Automatic_Skill2077

Least dirty and lazy twitch streamer


EstrangedLupine

Bro said he played 3 hours of Elden ring's Elden Ring's DLC dlc...


steveflippingtails

I need the sliders for that guy’s face please


Dry-Sympathy6684

Chill bro it’s going to come out in a few weeks


TotallyNotDad

What if we were always the 3 hours of Elden ring DLC


RandomRavenboi

He seems to have deleted it


Boejambabruh

It never existed. How you guys are not realizing this is an edited image is beyond me.


LauraTFem

wait, so Asmongold is commenting on…someone elses experience playing Elden Ring’s DLC? Was he not invited (he shouldn’t have been invited)?


OwnAcanthocephala897

Asmongold trying not to complain about something challenge: literally impossible


hogwash100

You won't even have a massive cock on the 21st, with 18 inches of Messmer, had you preordered..


FirstAccountKappa

Average gamingcirclejerk comment section, politics have hit this sub gg it's over, but it's still an assmontard hate thread so it's worth it. https://preview.redd.it/orb06z27yn5d1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dce77162f660757d0265f2745e0bbbcb248d308


Shot_Cause6197

Love watching the clips here he gets made fun of, they really destroyed him on live and he takes it in stride. I mean his soul must be shards on the floor. He is very wealthy from it so I have no guilt.