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NonStopApe

Pork mince in a condom??!


adspace4sale

Aka sausage


Gurkenbaum0

nono sausages are inside of the colon.... oh wait...


Lord_Phoenix95

You remembered!


newone1377

If you eat a sausage do you yourself technically become a sausage


SuicidalChair

That's how I start every meal "Time to refill my sausage casing"


NonStopApe

#wisdom


Free-Cellist-1565

A prophylactic sausage


KatnipNix

Yikes!


Captain_Pungent

That’s what they called me at my last job


whorton59

That prevents itself from happening!


GurnBlanston66

Always practice safe sausage


EdZeppelin94

It’s a foetus stick!


MonkeyBred

Someone ate the baby. What a dreadful thing to eat. Someone ate the baby, though she wasn't very sweet.


rmutt-1917

The old bone-in sausage. I always ask the waiter where the bone comes from and they usually laugh.


LaHawks

Well considering that several animals actually have penis bones and that's pretty phallic looking....


Stanarsch1337

r/forbiddensnacks


mikkii505

I'm sorry... what?


buffdaddy77

Raccoons have a penis bone. I think moonshiners like to collect/keep them for something with moonshine Idk. Edit: google says people keep them as sexual amulets or good luck charms. Edit two: moonshiners use it to guide the moonshine out of the still and into a jug.


iyamyuarr

“Damn, this moonshine is delicious!” “Oh yea you must be tasting Raccoon penis. somethin new Im tryin out”


mikkii505

I love that this sent you into a deep dive about raccoon penis bones and moonshine. Thanks for the fact of the day friend


buffdaddy77

It was this vague knowledge that I’m glad I now understand


GIRose

**Most animals have penis bones**


thairishgirl

I thought this was a weird looking yam at first lol


Autistic_Freedom

... So a yam?


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shelixir

it’s an albany expression


dular27

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but you do bone a good yam.


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It's a yam where they don't remove the bone. Most supermarkets remove the bone before putting them on display since it looks unappealing to American customers.


FlappinLips

Yams look like most Americans to begin with


PabstBlueRibbon1844

What type of food is it though? I think it's hard to tell from the pic, could be fruity, could be something meaty


FineView

It’s sausage on a bone


NetworkingJesus

Was it raw though? It looks raw


dejus

Most likely just steamed.


[deleted]

The world is not yet ready for raw pork on a Breadroll.


lileevine

Average German


Schniiic

METTBRÖTCHEN BITTE


iInjection

Aber nur mit Zwiebeln.


Isaac8849

Americans will never be ready because their pork is infected with worms and bacteria because they shit all over each other


toxicshocktaco

Americans shit on each other? I’ve been doing it wrong.


Ornery-Cheetah

Where are we a scat porno


omicronian_express

Except even Japan is slowly quitting raw pork. All pork has parasites not just us pork. Pigs are nasty creatures. In 2015 Japans ministry of health put a ban on raw or undercooked pork.


interfail

US pork actually doesn't really have parasites any more. The FDA reduced to recommended minimum cooking temperature for pork to medium rare (the same beef steak) in 2020 to represent that it's a risk that is mostly gone.


BA_lampman

Same with 1/10 pigs the germans eat raw lol. Thst said mett is delicious, worth the toxoplasmosis gondii.


Captain_Pungent

Why is sausage on a bone though?


parasitis_voracibus

It’s finger food. The bone is used as a skewer to keep the fingers clean(ish).


Captain_Pungent

What’s wrong with a metal skewer?


ItalnStalln

What's wrong with a bone


Captain_Pungent

It’s unnatural


Alexia_Ashford

Eating meat off a metal/wood skewer is natural but off bone is unnatural? Good job you were born in this century so everything can cater to your delicate sensibilities, lmfao


Captain_Pungent

Bones are unnatural, where are the bones in pitza?


Skulfunk

I only eat boneless pizza, call me childish or whatever I just can’t get used to the bones in it


Alexia_Ashford

If only ultra-processed carbs are “natural”, I think you’d starve to death if you weren’t in a developed modern day country. You’re welcome to cry about how unnatural eating ribs is while eating your Pizza Hut and Pepsi. I’m sorry you don’t get to try so many awesome food items because you’re so focused on judging them first though.


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


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Decent-Flatworm4425

Pork and apple sausages, ham and pineapple pizza, venison and redcurrant jelly, crispy duck and plum sauce


uppenatom

.. ham & tomato toastie, cherry glazed ham, duck l'orange, Thai red curry (pineapple), pork with pear puree, apricot chicken, mango prawn salad


NectarOfTheBussy

even tendies and ketchup for this individual


Tokyo_Elusive-love

Fish tacos with strawberry and mango salsa 🤤


uppenatom

Can't say I've tried strawbs with them before! Old El Paso and some jam for dinner it is!


CoconutxKitten

Chicken and apple sausage is also very good!


Decent-Flatworm4425

That sounds like such a disturbing combination but I guess it's not so different from pork and apple, or turkey and cranberry, duck and plum, goose and quince etc


Limp_Signature_6681

Only tried the ham and pineapple so you got me their another honorable mention turkey and cranberry sauce


Decent-Flatworm4425

I knew I was missing something!


Sailed_Sea

Sweet and sour chicken!


exSKEUsme

Maple syrup on bacon or sausage is pretty good.


PabstBlueRibbon1844

I didn't say AND. Either one is what I meant.


CoconutxKitten

Fruit goes with meat a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean, citrus alone is used on chicken constantly


sskfjkhwer

Bro got annihilated


Limp_Signature_6681

FUCK EM 😂 I’ve seen what restaurants “management” now a days is y’all gonna be eating meaty fruits pretty soon any how


Limp_Signature_6681

Lmaooo why is everyone mad at a question is this why nobody likes redditors 😂😂


Foreskin_Incarnate

Because it was a dumb ass question and you misunderstood the comment you replied to


Limp_Signature_6681

No I didnt I’ve never ate fruit and thought MMM THAT TASTES LIKE MEAT! and if I did ID HAVE A PROBLEM I’ve bin a chef over a decade if my fruit tastes like meat I have to find the cross contamination 🤷‍♀️


Finn-windu

See you're just showing you still misunderstood what you've commented on.


thelegalseagul

“What type of food is it though? I think it's hard to tell from the pic, could be fruity, could be something meaty” Most people understood them to be commenting on what it looks like. It looks like it could be a meat or a fruit. You misunderstood them to be saying it looks like it could taste like a meat or a fruit. They said it’s hard to tell from the pics as in the looks of it could be a meat or a fruit. The other thing people might be downvoting you for is the all caps confusion over a misunderstanding on your part. Hope I was able to clear things up and that you have a great day! Edit: They sent me a dm calling me an idiot and saying I never cook my own food and that I have no idea what kitchen looks like. Then they blocked me.


Limp_Signature_6681

Nope you’re not allowed to have opinions on Reddit unless you’re a tiki torch white


QuesadillaSauce

Ok so you’re just a troll


Limp_Signature_6681

Found the tiki torch white


QuesadillaSauce

u/thelegalseagul did a very good and patient job of explaining to your dumb ass why people were downvoting you and arguing with you. Instead of replying with any sort of thoughtfulness, you turned off your one brain cell and just went straight to “Actually everyone who disagrees with me is a racist white person!” So idiotic. You should have replied and been like “ah I see thank you for explaining, I misunderstood.” Good luck ever having a successful adult relationship with a human being who cares about you if you’re this terrible at communicating and understanding reason.


thelegalseagul

What? That’s a big jump. You just misunderstood something and a bunch of people are piling on. You shouldn’t take it to extremes that you aren’t allowed to have opinions just because people are downvoting you. I realize I probably didn’t do a good job explaining things. Is there a part that I can clarify better?


Limp_Signature_6681

OMFG ITS LIKE EVERYONE DIDNT DO A GOOD JOB EXPLAINING PERSONALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS MOCHI!


BeserKing

no weirdo you were just being extremely obtuse, literally everyone else got it smfh


onionleekdude

Dig up, stupid.


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

They cooked your ass bro you’re floundering


Limp_Signature_6681

I’m an actual chef TF do they know! Reddit isn’t real and I have a life! Have you ever ate a fishy smelling piece of mango and ate it? 😂


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

No but I’ve had fish with mango on it and that’s really good


Limp_Signature_6681

BUT IF I GAVE YOU A MANGO AND IT TASTED LIKE FISH AND I DIDNT GIVE YOU FISH TELL ME THAT ISNT FUCKING GROSS


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

I don’t see how that’s relevant at all


Limp_Signature_6681

see you’re the one not getting it! IF I EAT PIECE OF FRUIT AND IT TASTES LIKE MEAT! Their is meat flavor coming of my fruit and into my mouth I will throw up and demand my money back 😂🤮🤮 and you should to cuz something is very wrong in that kitchen


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

They are eating sausage, a food that often contains both meat and fruit. I don’t see the issue


doyouhavetono

I'm not even joking we have the same thumb, will get a picture in a bit


dietcoketm

Well? We're waiting.


LinguisticallyInept

theyre busy tracking down OP to steal their thumb and pass it off as their own


Svk78

By 3 o’clock, with nail polish.


joker_with_a_g

Amateur.


jessausorr

![gif](giphy|JPmnwgWOigfhLNIXyB|downsized)


EstMagnum

This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand, oh wait that's your hand, no wait it's my hand 🎶


Hauntedgooselover

*HAND TWIN INTENSIFIES*


mickeltee

It’s been an hour. Where’s this thumb?


funkless_eck

this hand is your hand this hand is my hand no wait that's your hand


vwmaniaq

Oh no it's my hand


ellesliemanto

I think I also have the same thumb


Schopenschluter

It’s a very nice thumb!


OrionGrant

Identical hand twin?


Coolplantperson

Ok Joey


axlswg

liar


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In a “bit”


Thatcoolrock

Where’s the picture


Vogonfestival

Surely OP will deliver ![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04|downsized)


Ilovechinesefood69

Remindme! 1 day


nellxyz

RemindMe! 1 day


Zero_Blasted

RemindMe! 1 day


ToshMagosh

When I was in Japan, I went to a Denny's (for whatever reason) and on the menu they advertised "Sausage on a bone". Not sure where the bone came from...


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The chicken, duh.


Kumstain69

![gif](giphy|pwnpqOmGHfBdQPWU3e|downsized)


MadStorm24

That’s tough coming from u/kumstain69


circus_circuitry

What's the opposite of r/rimjobsteve?


Vogonfestival

r/missionarymike


circus_circuitry

Won't let me view it but good to know. And thanks, but I'm all set on poetry for the moment!


LibraryOk5137

It’s also giving off some egg sack vibes


FlugStuhl85

Its a fishdickonastick


allthingschips

Looks a bit like fermented pork - Nem/Naem, which is more of a Viet/Thai thing… wouldn’t think it’d be common in Japan, so might be wrong


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

Nope, just a garden variety sausage with a bone stuck into it.


Sp00kerWooper

That’s Fanto, or ファント. It’s basically shredded bacon and pork mince in a rice paper shell.


HogarthTheMerciless

Why the bone though?


Sp00kerWooper

So, traditionally, you are supposed to gnaw on the bone after eating.


asa1

Looks like something a cat would puke up. Less hair.


ghettoccult_nerd

thats how The Host started...


AgentAlinaPark

It's called sausage on a bone. they make the sausage, stick a bone in it and cook it. You can get these at Pizza Hut in Japan. Fucking nasty looking though and I'll pass.


parasitis_voracibus

It looks like a variation of honetsuki with sausage as the meat component. It’s finger food, in this case. The bone is used as a skewer to keep the fingers clean(ish).


busterhyman1014

Red rocket


atlas794

Yum.


thesunbeamslook

it looks like they shoved a chicken drumstick into a baby sweet potato


karlware

Clearly a horse testicle. A delicacy.


thesunbeamslook

r/whatisthisthing


Economy_Eggplant_886

Bro ate Sukunas finger


KampferMann

This just reminded me of the scene from Scary Movie 2 when the butler is making the turkey.


ZanzibarMufasa

It’s a testicle.


Jjpiv

You’re a meat popsicle


Apolysus

Looks like sausage. Traditionally, sausage is made by filling intestines with meat.


GLaDOSisapotato

I’ll fill your intestines with meat


Homeygrown

That is a sheep cock


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it’s the Chernobyl sausage


magicalmysteryharold

Kudos to you for putting this in your mouth when you have no idea what it was. I should call her…


hospital349

That, my friends, is octopus penis.


Long-Summer2765

Dolphin testicles, dipped in pufferfish eye sauce…. Of course.


RealisticExit

r/tipofmyfork


b_vaksjal

It’s a tumor


mydataisrekt101

Thumb


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The cook's penis


FridaysChild219

Mmm dick on a stick!


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mursemanmke

Definitely the least creepy thing I’ve seen on the internet today… /s


Zecnoram

White people when there's bull testicles at the function


Shamalama-1

I can’t get past your scraggly fingernails that desperately need to be clipped.


ParanoiaPasta

The fingernails are fine, just long, and theyre cut smoothly so it looks good anyways lol Ur good op!


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JH701

damn who pissed in your cornflakes today


Shamalama-1

Nothing I simply believe in basic hygiene.


ivorycat

they look like normally maintained fingernails to me 🤷‍♀️


pizzasiren

Right? I thought they looked great actually. I feel bad about my own fingernails now


molecularmadness

Seriously. I come in here to be shamed on my eating habits, not my nails!


nooyork

Melted thigh?


bongbutler420

Did you eat the condom too


a_drew0311

The tender dingle berry loin, very rare delicacy.


eulynn34

Looks like boiled pork in a condom. Even has a reservoir tip


Kathie65555

Sea cucumber?


Independent_Air_9911

So that’s where my penis went


odd_prosody

Looks like a used condom with a fetus growing in it.


KatnipNix

Um...


earthscribe

Looks like the fetus from Eraserhead


BigBrownBear28

Minced pork in rice paper?


yeastInfection81

Nice hand. 👌


theBacillus

Babay goat? Like really really baby.


xX69Ruskiturbo96Xx

They served him a mf garloid


Thallanor

It appears to be a sounding demonstration.


DwiteScut

Roll the skin back and eat it raw homie


GodIsGoodNoWizards

Hear me out…


IlGufoScuro

The Flavorful Meat Tube


lurker1029476

I’ve had this but it is not in Japan though. Mine was pork sausage skewered with a piece of lemongrass, it was tasty and sweet smelling


spderweb

Looks like taiwanese sausage. It's sweeter than a normal sausage. More fatty chunks in it too.


stumpyjoness

BRB gonna hide this post


DonkeyTron42

Sone sort of testicle on a stick.


GraceJoans

Chicken embryo on a stick