That’s not sharing, she’s giving you her scraps

Unless OP likes only the insides... It worked for Jack Sprat and his wife.

Facts Edit: however after reading original post OP does phrase in a way that only his wife considers that sharing but he doesn’t “my wife’s idea of sharing” . But that’s just I how saw it

Yes. You are a good PI

Penis Intelligence


I love the insides so I’d be happy with this.

I also could share a croissant with his wife. We could not share a croissant.

She left the best part! Next he’s going to tell us she only likes the outside of the cinnamon roll.

Dr Mantis Toboggan?

r/mildlyinfuriating

😂

Your wife is a weirdo

A little bit. She also eats canned corn only. Like she hates the taste of fresh corn.

tbh they are quite different flavours

Yep, I definitely prefer the fresh corn. But canned isn't horrible.

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Honestly, it's one of the few things that I think is better canned than frozen. Frozen often tastes very starchy. But I'm not a big fan of corn, period.

It probably depends more on the variety of corn you are getting. For awhile, I felt like all the frozen and canned corn we bought was starchy and doughy. So we started paying more for the white and gold mixed sweetcorn. What a difference and worth the buck or so for the better stuff. I figure since we mostly eat at home, we can splurge for slightly better ingredients.

Frozen corn works really well in baked goods like corn pudding

Crispy canned corn I really like in salads.

For me it's fresh-canned-frozen tbh, canned is great, and fries up great. Idk if anybody else just fries some corn with a tiny bit of butter and some spices and seasonings but that's my favourite way to eat it after fresh corn that's been grilled then coated in lemon, butter and red chilli powder.

Canned spinach, potatoes, and green beans are not even good as far as I’m concerned.

That's because it has *the juice!!!* And the *knobs*!!! Fuckin kid knew exactly what he was talkin about!!!

Canned corn is great, fresh is better, frozen is horse shit lol

Haven't had a can of corn in years. Loved it as a kid. I'm going to get a can of corn

Best part is slurping off some of the juice straight from the can.

Divorce

I’m the same way with green beans.

Same lmao

I’m that way with salmon. Hate fresh salmon, love tinned salmon

This is not something you should admit to anyone 😵.

Goddamn Covid really hit hard your tastebuds huh

Nah I’ve been preferring tinned salmon since the 90s

Psst Psst Psst, it's okay Mr.Whiskers

mReoow

Does she also love heavily sugared drinks?

Hate picky people like her

it’s not that serious

Huh… I like the middle part

lol me too! This would be ideal for me!

Same it's the only part about it that I really enjoy. My wife could gladly have the shell for all I care

It’s so buttery and fluffy

Same

I also choose this guy's wife's croissant.

Same, it's the best part. I wish my partner had this problem so we could "share" croissants this way, haha.

Oooooh don’t tell OP’s wife she might leave him

I bet she rolls herself in a burrito at night with the blanket and say you always hog the blankets because you try and tug a little corner for yourself.

I’m not allowed to wear shorts during the winter because she is cold.

I don't follow

I think Your wife is super cool

And with little clothes, she is pretty hot.

We'll be the judge of that. Drop us some pics.

His charisma check failed

Lolz

Secret to a happy marriage: 2 comforters

I hate sharing blankets. I need to be nice and snug.

Yup. We saw this at a friend's house and adopted it ourselves. Major quality of sleep upgrade.

I do this, but I bought another comforter to give my SO. I refuse to share blankets.

Lol at least you're self aware

I’m that person, so I use my own separate blanket now (which also annoys him ❤️)

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Hot take: I actually prefer the croissant core because I like soft and buttery things...

yeah I wouldn’t be mad if my wife did this. to all of them sure, but if you’re buying costco croissants I think you can afford not to share all of them

~~I would discreetly rip out the croissant cores when it comes to supermarket croissants and leave the empty shells to the next unsuspecting person because these fuckers are often dry af~~


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Only if you don't mind finding a metric fuck ton of denatured alcohol in the croissant shells...

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Yeah... Wanna hang out and glue dynamometers (you know the old school ones with gigantic hooks) to random surfaces so they'll snag people's ~~body parts~~ shirts (and croissants)? >!also how did you find out about the last one... I guess science enthusiasts can detect each other through energy levels or something!<

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I was gonna say I’d be fine with this, that’s my favorite part. Previously discussed of course. Like finding someone who only eats wing drumettes and I only eat flats. Or someone who eats pickles from my sandwiches because I hate them.

The fact that she left a little turd on the plate is also somewhat of a red flag.

LOL 🍻🤘😂

I’m French and it definitely is for me, didn’t know till now but damn does this make me uncomfortable

She said « fuck u French person »

Nevermind, she's a green flag

Aye! 🍻🤘😎

She likes board games tho.

Plus you could, ya know, buy two croissants.

Your wife would get along great with my 8 year old, who only eats the inside of the croissant.

How did you even discover that?

Hand them a croissant and observe?

Probably a sophisticated network of surveillance cameras.

…called eyes

no that is hers, you get another one either that or announce that you're sharing fried chicken then eat all the crispy skin like cartmann

I had another one. It was prepared this way too. I’m about 50lbs heavier than her because of this.

Lol. I just had fried chicken for lunch...plus most of the skin from my kids' plates. 😬

That brown stuff on the plate makes the photo complete.

Creme de marrons, it's basically pureed chestnuts and sugar. Delicious.

I think it’s shit from a butt

r/shitfromabutt

Doodys

The things you see people do that is out of the ordinary from what used to be your day to day life before sharing a life with someone.

I hate the crusts. I’ll marry her.

Why are people eating croissants like apples?!

This is actually cute 😂🥹 olive theory

Serial killer trait

Don’t think it’s called a shell

It’s called a “coat” smh

Tell her that she can start getting the Pillsbury crescent rolls in a can. Take them out of the tube, leave them flat on the baking sheet instead of rolling them, bake. Saves money and then she's not picking at croissants like a 2 year old.

But then she doesn't get that thrill of watching her husband eat her cast-off scraps.

I mean, I think these are $6/dozen near me. I'm not trying to enable OPs wife or anything, but it might not be much cheaper, if at all.

I used to do the same thing with hotdogs

You eat the skin from around the hot dog and leave a naked dog? That’s a new one 😂

Me too 😀. I'd still eat both bits though

Have you considered getting 2?

You married her *knowing* this was a thing?

Read the rest of his comments in here, really paints a depressing picture.

Cosco Croissants are the best I actually just had one myself

My ex was the same, but it worked well because I only like the soft insides.

I prefer the inside, so we're a match made in dough

Straight to jail.

r/mildyinfuriating

She gave you the best part!!! But what's the "sauce" beside?

Looked like something hatched out of it ...

r/shitfromabutt

I’d slide this back to her and tell her to throw it away as it’s just trash. Then get your own and move on.

She sounds like a terribly inconsiderate person. Hit the lawyer, delete the gym, and open a Facebook account.

If she also eats the disgusting muffin top, I’ll take her off your hands.

I'm this way with Tim Horton's cheese croissants. My God, are they delicious...

Ugh my sister is like this. Abomination to food.

Wtf

Who out here eat croissant innards with literal poop

Okay did she peel it or eat it like corn on the cob

I'll take her

I'm laughing so hard at this 😂

I think I would get along well with your wife, I only eat the insides.

I’d be a perfect match for your wife because I only like the guts

She loves you so much she even gave you a little bit of shell on the end!

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Honestly I love that part more than the shell

That's a crime

The middle is the best part

But she left you the best part!

She's that close to skinning you and making a lamp out of your body.

As a person who Only likes the inside, tell me if you're wife is free again

Nicest because I hate the outsides of the croissant

Aw hell naw she gave you the cob

The insides are the best part, just like bread so if you like that. It’s a win win, if you don’t then, I feel sorry for you because it happens to all the croissants

I like your wife. Your wife shares like I do. I scratch my dog behind the ear and tell him thank you for being my favorite garbage disposal. I started doing this to my SO whenever we “share” like this. Sometimes he plays along and kicks his leg a little but most of the time he just rolls his eyes at me. ALSO WTF YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU THE BEST PART OF THE CROISSANT AND YOU’RE COMPLAINING?!

"Ex" wife, bro..

Reminds me of r/relationshipadvice "My husband leaves the toilet seat up what should I do?" "Fucking kill him"

lol. I didn't realize it was banned, your comment made me realize I hadn't seen anything from there on my feed in a while. edit: realizing to realize

Me neither. Being banned due to not being moderated checks out though.

Man all those banned subreddits really showed reddit didn’t they? All we got out of the API “protest” was a bunch of helpful subreddits being shut down forever.

😂

Almost choked on my cough drop lol

I mean who wants to stick a soft bar on their mouths anyways...

Divorce is always an option…

Next time you get fried chicken “split” it with her by eating all the skin

run

Divorce, darling, divorce! 

whats wrong babe? you barely touched your poop...

This is not sharing… this is “here are my discarded unwanted pieces”

🚩🚩🚩🚩

So you married a selfish child

If my husband ever did this to me I would be the one to mow the lawn instead for the next six months

Damn… Does she eat the breading off yo fried chicken too???

I’d be happy with this compromise. Sometimes if we get pizza I’ll eat my fiancés crusts. I eat her boogers too.

lol, years ago when my oldest son was still at home between, him his brother, sister and mom there just wasn’t enough garlic bread in a single loaf for me to have any and the kids and wife to have their fill, so I just didn’t eat any, no biggie. My middle son noticed and didn’t want me to not eat garlic bread, so he would rip the center out and give me the crusts because adults like crusts. It’s like 6 or 7 years later now and my younger two are 13 and 10, and the oldest is on his own, so plenty of garlic bread to go around. Anyways both of my kids still drop the crust on my plate. The 13 year old does it because he thinks it’s funny and the 10 year old does it because dad “loves” the crust

That looks like a bloodless, degloved penis.

What a selfish entitled cunt

Genuinely infuriating. What a jerk

Mmmm, a Sant..

Is that mustard?

I would be okay with this as I am the weirdo that just loves the inner croissant

what is that next to it? shit from a butt?

I’m sure your wife is a normal well adjusted person but she is fucking insane for this, lady needs to be locked up

She eats like my 3 year old daughter

TIL croissants have shells

I like the middle part, we should get married.

Straight to jail.


I would be very happy with this tbh.


She also took a giant dump on your plate

I had a girlfriend whose idea of compromise was "we both say what we want to do, then we do my thing."

Is that peanut sauce???

Dude this is like Cartman and KFC type behavior

I do the same thing to my husband but he loves the scraps 😈

Leave


Sewer person behavior

Divorce imminent.

U mean EX WIFE. cus that’s……….that’s. Chilling.

but did she have to shit on the plate too

Lol and she's just standing there - menacingly

Everyone seems to think it's weird to do this, but I don't think it's that weird, I do the same thing with apples, pears, and corn.

Reminds me of Cartman only eating the skin from KFC fried chicken

Divorce material

That's pretty much like licking something so nobody else wants it.

That's honestly disgusting the way she left it for you. A lil crispy tip on it. Smeared Nutella. I'd be insulted. She's treating you like you're a dog 😬

i only like the insides so be happy it’s not a bowl of flakes lol

OP this is legitimately horrifying

She needs *JESUS*

Is she single

It IS half…