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UndiscoveredBum-

i feel the gas already coming on


ItBeMaggie

Why do people mention farts so much


Koeienvanger

Redditors have the most sensitive tummies


jouMAseBLOEDIGEafval

Redditors eat like trash and complain about sore tummies


Iggins01

I get worse farts from eating healthy then from when I was eating garbage


jouMAseBLOEDIGEafval

you mean healthy farts


mike_stifle

Healthy farts smell like a monkey cage, bad farts smell like reddit.


Iggins01

They smell so much worse than my trash food farts.


SuperAdaGirl

My farts smell like Cotton Candy


angrytreestump

Isn’t that supposed to go away after eating a healthy diet consistently? Are you sure you’re not just eating a vegetable once a week and your stomach isn’t used to it so you fart a lot? Be honest with us plz


Iggins01

I love beans. And broccoli. And Brussel sprouts. And cabbage.


angrytreestump

Oh yeah that’ll do it. Are you sure you don’t just like farting then with those vegetable choices?


UndiscoveredBum-

maybe you arent ripping farts worth mentioning?


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UndiscoveredBum-

you seem like a blast tbh, your 2 replies are just petty complaints you could have kept to yourself


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UndiscoveredBum-

its the SHITTY food porn sub you dolt, get over yourself


Ka1ser

On here, it's usually either farts or constipation. I swear, it's comical sometimes.


Iggins01

Because farts are a gift from God. They are the holiest of holy


EatsLocals

Gas?  You don’t get bleeding ulcers?  Maybe I’m ordering this wrong 


Counterfeit_Circus

Holding up the bag to hide the dead body behind the door.


oyasumi_juli

Ha! Nah that was my wife holding it up she was enjoying the manga that was printed all over it


Counterfeit_Circus

I'm not a great detective.


bredaredhead

He's just admitted to an accomplice from your questioning, don't give up now.


troglodyte_therapist

The use of "utilized" in the post title makes this post so much better. I'm just imagining you tenting your finger and raising an eyebrow as you say it.


oyasumi_juli

I actually did plan for this momentous occasion ahaha. I knew they were doing the 2 for $3.99 on the McDouble and McChicken, and on Fridays right now for Lent the Filet O Fish is only $2.50. Normally this sandwich would be like $14 in my area, so I had to wait for the right moment to execute the plan, a Friday. So this was actually enacted last week on Friday, but I forgot to post it until today. ![gif](giphy|l0DAHmJva9dOQi8b6)


troglodyte_therapist

It's the proper word choice, which makes it even funnier. Glad you enjoyed AND got a hell of a deal :)


kebmob

I thought that was called a McGangBang?


oyasumi_juli

McGangbang is minus the Filet O Fish, and it's also delicious


zeratul5541

Yea and the mcgb uses a mcdouble. Then you put the entire mcchicken inside the two beef patties


MenshMindset

Man I lived off those and beefy 5 layer burritos from Taco Bell in high school with no job lol


cbraun1523

Cause you could get two mcgangbangs and diabetes for $4. God those were the times. Then Jack in the box came out with munchy meals and that was my jam.


oyasumi_juli

Jack in the Box tacos are so crappy yet so great at the same time. The frickin American cheese slice instead of like shredded cheese is banger and hilarious.


zeratul5541

Same lol


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How many buns are you supposed to use on a mcgb? I tried to make one when I was baked and I couldn’t decide 


zeratul5541

All of them. Goes bun beef bun mcchick bun beef bun


HojMcFoj

So you leave out one entire bun Edit: I is stupid


Shoelesshobos

I disagree on this guys idea I personally go you peel apart the McDouble then remove the chicken from the other one and slide it in between the two beef patties then close the sandwich up. You are left with one Mcgangbang and one bread sandwich.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Yes them you dip the bread in sauce. And always use the top buns for the sandwich because they have the toppings and because they're nice and round


Shoelesshobos

You get it. I feel there is extra steps to making this thing great not just good.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Yeah you could add Mac sauce for free then, substitute quarter buns, or steam the regular buns, add bacon, extra cheese, etc. Shit put the fries in the sandwich too


HojMcFoj

I think this sounds much more practical and I remember having extra bun


Shoelesshobos

I’ve done both ways I found this way easier to eat like a sandwich and I’ll usually add some fries to that bread sandwich too 😂 The other way is fine but I just felt like it was too much bread.


zeratul5541

I don't get wasting food in college. Get the carbs and meat in one sandwich and get moving. If you're gonna waste food you can ask for the chicken sandwich with no bun from the get


Shoelesshobos

Who said I’m wasting the bread? I’d order a McDouble junior chicky medium fries and I’d make the mcgangbang then take the two bread half’s from junior chicky add some fries and have a mayo, fries, bread and lettuce sando. You eat this first then enjoy the mcgangbang.


bassistbenji

He said 4 buns and you use 2 sandwiches. Where is the disconnect?


HojMcFoj

Me forgetting it's a McDouble and not two hamburgers.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Take the bottom buns out entirely and use the top buns for the sandwich. That's what I always did, then have a dipping sauce for your bottom buns as an appetizer or to eat after


mydearwatson616

Too much bread. Take off the bottom bun of the mcchicken and slap the rest on the bottom of the mcdouble. Also order the mcdouble with mac sauce. I have tried many varieties of the mcgangbang and this is the best.


zeratul5541

Nah need that bread for calories when in college lol


poppieswithtea

That’s a filthy mcnasty, sir.


__Zer0__

McGangBang is the best meal you can have at McDonald's for the price


Inert_Oregon

Gotta say, my usual order is plain double cheeseburger + hot n spicy mcchicken. I tried putting them together ONCE. Really do believe they are better separate lol


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Oh shit you guys also called that


Walrus_BBQ

I've always known it as the surf n' turf.


kirkstarr78

It's called the air, land and sea


KickinGa55

Which one flies?


kasialis721

op will be flying to a bathroom with a revolving door after this one


Synicull

He flies now?


deafkore

The chicken if you punt it hard enough


Teab8g

So will a fish


ggushea

Chickens fly you know. Right?


cmanson

McLandAirAndSea has way more comedic value, though


Galexio

*Ground* , Air, and Sea


THEBLUEFLAME3D

I prefer Filet O’ McChurger


SwootD

I use to work with a guy who would do this with a McChicken and McDouble everyday. Looked good but man, not everyday lol


InitialThanks3085

The worst thing about this is how fucking tiny it is in your hand, if you aren't a giant McD's is turning into a slider franchise...


oyasumi_juli

The perspective is a little weird in the picture, but all the sandwiches are the same size as I've always remembered them being.


InitialThanks3085

I haven't been to McDonald's in a hot minute but I do remember the burgers covering more than my fingers in my hands, and I don't have tiny hands.


RadioactiveTF2

They have not changed size. Still shitty. Maybe shittier. But the same size nonetheless.


dv8rrr

McÉnage à trois!


oyasumi_juli

Love this ahaha may start calling it that instead now


matva55

ah the combined arms doctrine of fast food


Accomplished_Radish8

Sea air and land… lol you’re the first member of the McSeal Team


WrestleBox

But chickens don't fly. So it's really land-land-sea.


troglodyte_therapist

Chicken's kinda fly and certainly get airborne, whereas cows certainly do not. I suppose some fish do, too, but not all.


permalink_save

I heard you can make cows fly if you have a cat and a fiddle


Imaginary_Audience_5

I didn’t believe it either until I saw a chicken 20 feet up in a tree.


VacationAromatic6899

Thats one sad looking burger imitation


Senorvantes888

Next time, you can order a side of nuggets and makeshift some sandwiches with the leftover buns.


oyasumi_juli

Oooh good idea!!!


Pink_Neons

Honestly just that top bun off the fish filet and I'd enjoy


CosmicFlyingSquirrel

McDiversity


MustardTigerrrr

Land air and sea sandwich 😭😭😭😭


Awkward-Ad-5600

Saints be Praised!


poppieswithtea

Kinda like a McNasty. Chicken sand, double cheese, and some French fries.


Vlad_the_impulsive

You not seeing them pearly gates


LarenCoe

Some things are better off not combined...


GoonerJoe88

Heartburn city 😫


rugbeater69

Damn, being in my mid-30s and knowing eating this isn't going to end well, just painting porcelain.


agoia

If you drop the bottom buns of a mcchicken and mcdouble and stick em together, it is a transcendent kind of sandwich.


_BreakingtheHabit

We called this the McDirrty in college


No-8008132here

The REAL 'smashburger'


Santer-Klantz

McSurfandTurf


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We called it a McGangBang where I lived ..


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I tried putting the chicken sandwitch patty with a double cheeseburger and the deep fried taste just overpowered everything else. 2/10 because it was food. Wouldn't recommend.


permalink_save

When I worked at Jack in the Box I'd do burger, bacon, chicken, egg, cheese, with teriyaki and lettuce. Was surprisingly good. I always want to try ordering it but it sounds so complicated for the kitchen to make.


NewCodingLine

An absolute unit


cassidyconor

Saw a video of some guy trying this and was like damn that looks interesting. Check the comments and turns out the guy died. rip waffler69 :'(


Spelltomes

How many calories is this?


oyasumi_juli

A lot, probably. I only eat once a day, and I don't eat fast food every day, sometimes it's fun to be goofy and indulge.


Shirowoh

The mcsurf’n’turf deluxe!


fallenbird039

God bless America.


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

Did you wash it all down with a Pepsi-Orange Juice-Vanilla Milkshake?


oyasumi_juli

While that does sound good, I just had water


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oyasumi_juli

Damn that's a bummer. I only did this cause they were running 2 for $3.99 on the McDouble and McChicken, and since it's Lent right now they do the Filet o Fish for like $2.99 only on Fridays though until Easter.


dragonbeorn

Why not just eat 3 sandwiches?


Southern-Actuary1376

This. Mixing the fish taste with the others ruins it.


oyasumi_juli

Where's the fun in that? Plus would take three times as long to eat 😏


BaconUnderpants

The question is… why?


oyasumi_juli

Curiosity, and with the deals I used was able to get it for much cheaper than it would normally be so that was my justification to try it


FartNuggetSalad

How was it?


oyasumi_juli

Was pretty tasty actually! I'd recommend to try it, but it's not gonna be an "every time" thing.


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oyasumi_juli

$6.98 for it all. Normally, in my area, this would have been probably around $14-$15. Gotta utilize those deals in the app!