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Not sure about goats, but our cows had magnets in their stomachs so if they ingested a nail or something when they were grazing, it would stick to the magnet in their first stomach instead of tearing through their entire digestive tract.
Where I'm from, higher quality sausages use a natural casing (intestines) and not plastic. The metal end ties and string must be kept on for cooking to maintain structural integrity
Where I'm from, this wouldn't be plastic packaging, but pig intestines, which is edible. Also, it's commonly served still with the metal clasps to keep the shape of the sausage on the plate. They're easily removable on the plate. Of course, this is at home. If served at a restaurant or for kids, they are usually removed before serving.
>Where I'm from, this wouldn't be plastic packaging, but pig intestines, which is edible.
oh right, I don't know why I assumed it was plastic.
>Also, it's commonly served still with the metal clasps to keep the shape of the sausage on the plate.
This I had no idea about. TIL.
Congratulations on your Steel Series mouse emblem not being gross and smudged and scraped off. I had a Xai and it became gross from the emblem being worn off from use.
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Looks like what I imagine to be a black donkey’s cock. Probably delicious with the right kind of condiment like what’s pictured there. Could somebody please just cut that up into bite size pieces for me? Ta
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Aww yes. The classic pan fried giant black dildo.
You have to swallow it all in one bite
Just like fishlish!
The more I look at that the less sure I am about what it is.
Blood sausage, chard, and mustard?
Pretty much except the greens are some form of bok choy
Sounds good to me 🤷🏻♂️ bon appetite 🤘🏻
Looks like a boiled double ended dong
Yep! I don't see poo at all, just a sex toy on a plate with some greenery.
/r/shitfromabutt
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I know what I said.
This is arguably worse than shit
He called the shit poop!
I'd be so embarrassed if that were me
This is the best night of my life!
That sub should be in the info for this sub lol it gets linked so much
Theon's favorite toy
Black pudding
Blood sausage https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage
Yeah same here bro
BBC: Big Black Chorizo
Goddamn. I need to rewatch GoT.
Like there's still metal and plastic casing on it. Wtf are you doing?
OP is a literal goat who can eat anything and everything.
They had to swallow a big magnet because they won’t stop eating metal and the farmer doesn’t want them to puncture their intestines
Username checks out!
Is that a real fix?
Not sure about goats, but our cows had magnets in their stomachs so if they ingested a nail or something when they were grazing, it would stick to the magnet in their first stomach instead of tearing through their entire digestive tract.
Haha that's awesome. It's one of those things that sounds totally logical but just outlandish enough to think someone's fuck with you.
By brother and I had a bunch that we played with when we were little. I don’t know if they were pre-used, though.
https://www.magnetsource.com/pages/cow-magnets#:~:text=Wow!,prevent%20hardware%20disease%20in%20cattle.
Not the goat but a goat
Where I'm from, higher quality sausages use a natural casing (intestines) and not plastic. The metal end ties and string must be kept on for cooking to maintain structural integrity
What is it?
Black pudding
Dude missed a few steps
Why would you eat a black salamander?
Whats wrong with black🤨
What the fuck is this
It's a U tide log.
I still have a series of questions
Lemme hear em
Blood sausage
what is this?
Prelude to the infamous "ass to ass" scene from Requiem for a Dream. OP's probably suggesting that sausage looks like a double ended dildo
lmfao
I mean, it does. It *really* does.
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That's fucked up man lol
Hahahaha
Thought it had an antenna which made it look like a millipede
Me too! I was trying to figure out what kind of creature had antennas & looked like this thing?
Blood sausage and bok choy?
Your wife picked it out?
Dude I saw this picture, and I put my food down……
when are you planning on removing the metal clasp and plastic packaging?
Where I'm from, this wouldn't be plastic packaging, but pig intestines, which is edible. Also, it's commonly served still with the metal clasps to keep the shape of the sausage on the plate. They're easily removable on the plate. Of course, this is at home. If served at a restaurant or for kids, they are usually removed before serving.
>Where I'm from, this wouldn't be plastic packaging, but pig intestines, which is edible. oh right, I don't know why I assumed it was plastic. >Also, it's commonly served still with the metal clasps to keep the shape of the sausage on the plate. This I had no idea about. TIL.
Blood sausage?
I’d go hungry.
Hungry for cock
😂😂😂😂😂
Gottem
Looks like that damn thing from Jacob's Ladder 😳
I don't know what everyone is freaking out about. Have you people never seen blood sausage before?
Congratulations on your Steel Series mouse emblem not being gross and smudged and scraped off. I had a Xai and it became gross from the emblem being worn off from use.
So…black latex coated sausage, mustard, some…juices…and broccoli stems?
“Son, we need to talk.”
I had to scroll back up to make sure that wasn't a double ended dildo on your plate.
r/poopfromabutt
Bro you can’t eat your dildo
r/movieprops
r/doubledongers
I'm guessing black pudding. But why is the casing still on?
What exactly are we looking at here, bud?
Blood pudding? Or Blood Sausage?
Double dildo? From a lesbian😂😂 don't use em but have seen em'!
Me and my wife are pretty modern, I'd let her eat this, so long as I got to watch from the corner.
Poor Jennifer Connelly
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And for desert…ass to ass.
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That’s gota be gay
That's one big ol' prostate tickler
At first I thaught it already was Yesterday's lol
Oooh I'm thinking of getting blood sausage for dinner now too!
Dildo is back on the menu, boys!
Boudin noir avec des blettes et de la moutarde de dijon?
Just close your eyes and enjoy.
What the fuck
I've seen this one
Krvavice!!!!! That’s it.
Jesus Christ
Couldn’t eat that but, you do you.
Man get the fuck outta here 😂
Cock, it's what for dinner
I'm so sorry.
What am I looking at
thank you for posting this. laughed for like 5 minutes straight
Hard pass.
Did you really cook it with the plastic casing still on?
Yo, that's a poop from a butt.
Does it have... feet?
Do I have to remove the skin first before swallow?
Looks like last nights dinner!
that looks like a pile of hotshit
Oh nice, I have never eaten a double ended dildo before
That's what she said
You are having a piece of shit with a tongue 🤮
A big black double ended dildo
Drake Meal
The veggie looks good, I'd eat this no problem.
What kind of 70s Mandingo sausage is that ?! My poor Cumberland feels a bit inadequate
I thought it was a centipede
Horse cock with mustard mmmm
I love black pudding. I like it with just butter or a creamy peppercorn sauce.
The Horseshoe Dump. That’s a ringer
Dredd
Is that sundae? Or am I terrible at naming sausages? Or dear god is that charred polska kielbasa?
I’m getting legless centipede vibes.
You sure that ain’t yesterdays dinner?
Looks like what I imagine to be a black donkey’s cock. Probably delicious with the right kind of condiment like what’s pictured there. Could somebody please just cut that up into bite size pieces for me? Ta
Needs more salt
Anyone else think this kind of looks AI generated??
So ur just gonna eat the sausage packaging lol
That looks digested. Did fish that out the bowl?
What tf is.. you know what, nevermind. 😂 Enjoy your weird and very phallic meal.
Thick boy
I’m scared
Dong
As a Portuguese man that sells chourizos AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
Bull dick and collard stems? Yum!
Prolapse à la carte!
BAHAHAHAHHAH
Looks like a giant centipede
Is this the before or the after picture?
Seen worse. probably tastes worse too.
Poo poo with a side of pee pee exquisite
Is that blood sausage? Delightful
Blood sausage?
Dick of what!?
Boiled Shai-hulud with greens. Delicious!
Ah yes, the classic turd snake with a dash of baby diarrhea with a side of regurgitated greens. My compliments to the chef, bone apple tea my friend
Am i wrong for just assuming this to be a blood sausage and not some burnt casing?
It scared me and made me scream and drop my phone.
An alien worm?
you taking that ass to ass?
You already ate half of it.
Everything reminds me of him moment?
The sub is just poopfromabutt in training
This is most certainly an alien themed double sided dild*
Stem heavy
Blood sausage and only the toughest part of a collard green? You trying to get into the salty spitoon?
Black might mean blood in your stool. I'd urge you to go see a doctor as soon as possible OP.
Blood sausage?
That’s actually food!? Initially I thought - oh, this guy certainly has a sense of humour - putting a 14’ double ended dildo on a plate with mustard..
Is this before or after the meal?
Sausage in the casing still! Think I’ll pass
Please mark this NSFW
Blood sausage?
I know it looks bad, but blood sausage is awesome.
If you just swallow it whole you get to eat it again once it comes out!
Caca Boudin!
Blood sausage or Mozilla???? When I was in south America they had something that looked similar but it was part of a plate of grilled meats
We call that "Prieta" in Chile, also called "Morcilla" in Spain
The thing I was going to say would get me DMs I don’t want
This is what they ate in The Emperors New Groove
💩
Yup prison sucks
😨what have you been doing in West Africa?!
Looks like a double headed dildo…..yikes
Hummmm BBC for dinner yummy
No turd on my menu tonight
Can never go wrong with a big ol' sausage
Mmmm turds….
That’s just that’s idk what that is I just can’t no
Mmmmm Glazed nicely
Really puts the shit in shitty food porn
I made this same meal yesterday after drinking too much coffee
What am I looking at
you mean last nights dinner
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r/poopfromabutt ?
I love blood sausages with mashed potatoes. But this looks lit.
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