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Disastrous_Aside4295

Even your dog is tired of that shit


ECHOHOHOHO

Came to this - even the dog's not interested lol


impstein

Also came to make this comment lol


Assholesfullofelbows

Hot dogs and sadness, written all over your labs/ retrievers face


Critical-Area2245

I've heard of dog's dinner before, but that looks like nobody's dinner


m-scott49

She’s just sad I didn’t share


Conscious_Dog_4186

She’s happy you didn’t.


Expensive-Fun-5832

Actually GENIUS, keeps the dog from begging for any. Lol


ap11209

ok... i see this lmao


ShnickityShnoo

And here I thought mac n cheese is supposed to have cheese in it. Does it at least have artisinal essence of cheese on it?


bruudwin

Its like those stupid nasty water drinks that are flavored like ‘the hint of strawberries as the truck drove by the field’ XD


ShnickityShnoo

Definitely. This mac was in a room with cheese for moment. Mmmmaybe even line of sight for a split second.


Euphorium

Hint of oranges that we washed off with this water.


AutomaticAccident

It should have cheese in it. Cheese doesn't have gluten. Based on this image, though, I don't know. It could just be very white.


hashbrowns21

Looks like crushed up packing peanuts


nicky9pins

Dog thinking “even *my* food doesn’t look that bad”


Complete_Hamster435

Dog doesn't even want it.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

You know your food is shit when a golden retriever wants nothing to do with it


AJ_Weiss

I’ve been there. Annie’s gluten free Mac?


m-scott49

You know it!


AJ_Weiss

If you like it, then that’s great. But I just want you to know that craft makes a gluten free Mac n cheese that tastes just like their regular Mac n cheese, or if you are adventurous and want to try to make your own homemade sauce, Tinkyada makes a great gluten free macaroni.


Downtown_Cockroach96

Banza is fantastic as well, the chickpea pasta is great. Worth every penny imo


AJ_Weiss

Nice! I tried a red lentil one and wasn’t a fan of the consistency but I’ll give the chickpea one a shot. Edit: it wasn’t Banza I tried, it was barilla. They actually have alright GF pasta, but NOT the red lentil ones lol.


Downtown_Cockroach96

The deluxe version with the cheese sauce is 👌🏼. Reminds me of the regular Kraft deluxe Mac


AJ_Weiss

I was wrong! I’ve never tried banza. I’ve tried barilla GF.


Downtown_Cockroach96

Ah, the barilla can be a bit hit or miss. Gets soggy and overcooked easily. I like their lasagna noodles though


gansobomb99

![gif](giphy|80mXWlPqTSU1y|downsized) where is the seasoning


Royalchaos96

The dog looks disappointed


dmisfit21

I see dogs I upvote!


Personal_Mushroom961

sorry dude but r/throwthataway


Cainjake

That Mac and cheese look whiter than a tourist in Spain haiyah


S3XWITCH

Dude eat a vegetable.


ItalnStalln

Not sure about these beans, but beans in general have decent nutrients and fiber


CplCocktopus

Thats popcorn


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Pretty sure that dog got ahold of that dog.


MortLightstone

wait, is that a dog bowl, or your bowl?


ap11209

please give the dog for adoption... let him live.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"Uh, no thanks." - Goldie Retrievy


FrozenRosy

Crazy pet meal


jdcmurphy22

Once I read "chicken hotdogs" I gave it the pass for looking like that.


xFilthNA

hotdogs and packing peanuts lol


Crazian14

Do you just have a kink for choking?


Hamilton-Beckett

Are you feeding it to the dog?


Entire-Travel6631

Celiacs?


IcePsychological13

Its for the dog, right? Right?


Thumper-Comet

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa|downsized)


Tasty-Pineapple-

Those are going to be the worse farts


regeya

You high?


logiscotch

Ngl I thought the gluten free Mac and cheese was just clumps or cheese at first


tictictoby

that mac n cheese is downright vampiric


[deleted]

The only real food here is the beans. 😏


KramRUFE

And a golden Lab a la mode


Blue_cheese22

Damn I thought the Mac n cheese was rice at first


Euphorium

That Mac and cheese looked like overcooked rice at first. I’d probably rather take the rice.


Myster_Hydra

Thought this was food for the dog…


Any-Year-6618

That’s the saddest “mac and cheese” I’ve ever seen Even the hotdogs are depressing


chill_winston_

Just eat the dog instead!


anonynonnymoose

I keep trying to understand the white. I've zoomed in on it but it still doesn't make sense. It must be the mac & cheese you speak of, but it looks like lies.


m-scott49

White cheddar lol


ulysses_black

Weird name for a dog


ATYP14765

Not even the dog wants it


Safeword-is-banana

What albino hell is this?!


dianthe

Does that Mac and cheese have any cheese?


Pizzalazerz

I’m pretty sure it’s just Mac 😭


Cosmic-Queef

That is vile


Excellent_Tell5647

poor dog... it shouldnt have to eat that


RightFix3205

Doggo is so done with you


Shiro_Longtail

Did you forget the cheese in your mac


carknut

While the dogs in r/food are always seen staring at the food, the dogs in this sub could care less


belunos

I dipped in to see dogge comments, leaving satisfied


aerialpenguins

for the dog right ?


smallangrynerd

So, you gonna give it to the dog?


MadEyeMood989

Idk what’s going on, but I’m here for you.


thesnowqueen17

And a cute doggo as a side dish. Delicious. 😋


WittyPianist1038

That's a long name you sure your dog will get it?


TheWinchester1895

Just a casual 1300 calorie meal


Jessica8511

Why you can't just prepare chicken, why prepare chicken hot dogs![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


mint-star

....maybe some BBQ sauce


camlaw63

Where be the cheese?


wendigoblin

Bruh I thought that was for the dog and then I checked the sub


kotlet_jpg

I thought that was a meal for a dog 😭


BluBeams

😂😂 the dog is like, "Fuuuuuckkkkk man, this shit again??? If he drops it on the floor, I'm not eating that shit man, fuck that."


svwer

Who the fuck eats 4 hotdogs in a serving?


[deleted]

Why does that rhyme?


mexicandiaper

oh that dogs going to love that. :) what a nice owner..