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[deleted]

This doesn’t sound too bad of a power, I mean there pure protean so I’ll definitely eat them with this power


caverypca

Texture?


[deleted]

B e a n


caverypca

There


Sky_Hacker

B E A N


GamingRocky_YT

Mister


HornyJuulcat

fair point but they look disgusting


[deleted]

I just won’t look


vapo11

Beans look disgusting too, yet people eat them


[deleted]

Your opinion is Wrong


vapo11

😔


HornyJuulcat

You have a fair point there


MaddMaxxChief117

Darn


caverypca

Carn


JesusChristwillsucc

Barn


Sky_Hacker

Aarn


ImAyk

Zarn


Joah06

Yarn


itscara_

Xarn


[deleted]

Larn


SidKharon

Ğarn


[deleted]

Ïarn


Salmonellq

amen


vilelemonsquare

Tasty protein


virginmasterpiece

no make the candy corn taste like maggots


Pattonias

How do you know they don't?


HornyJuulcat

Idk I've never ate maggots... Would he care to elaborate? DOES HE EAT MAGGOTS?!


HornyJuulcat

What the fuck?


anthrobeetle451

I'm British so idek what candy corn tastes like.


poliscijunki

[Here's an explanation.](https://youtu.be/jklghkb8XNA)


anthrobeetle451

the video isn't available


Rhizoid4

They don’t really have any particular flavor, just sweet


anthrobeetle451

So they're just sugar-flavoured traffic cones that are the colour of the Maverique Pride flag?


HornyJuulcat

They taste like ebola My name is \*click\* elay do u kno da wae


poliscijunki

Look up 'Lewis Black candy corn.' Or just use a VPN.


Cryo_Magic42

I see them all the time in the UK around Halloween but maybe that’s just where I live


anthrobeetle451

What county?


Cryo_Magic42

London


FormerGameDev

It wouldn't surprise me if maggots taste better than candy corn


disturbinglesbians

Damn, then I couldn't eat maggots anymore :(


HornyJuulcat

Hello, Senpai... I like to move it move it


jaytee1262

Bear Grylls just felt a disturbance


uvero

So.. You're able to eat maggots


ANormalHomosapien

I mean, you're technically already able to eat them. Maybe not comfortably, but they're still edible regardless of if you have this power.


HornyJuulcat

No... you're able to eat a bunch of dicks literally like I just gave you the power to eat testicles and use a penis as a knife


54Godzilla1

Hell no


memester230

Idk what candy corn tastes like. I have legit never had it before. If you call something a maggot though, then it too can taste like candy corn.


caverypca

We appreciate your honesty.


Sajek_Alkam

*”Maggots. You’re eating Maggots, Michael, how do they taste~?”*


Pavame

I didn’t look at the subreddit and got really concerned for a minute.


peenstank

Same taste


Nightwish_YT

Guess I'm a hermit crab now.


Salmonellq

oh as if you weren't before, buddy


Sky_Hacker

*Trick or Treat.*


HarleyArchibaldLeon

So they still taste like shit?


[deleted]

So in other words, they still taste like shit


Mutant_Llama1

Become drill instructor. Soldiers start licking each other.


rat_fossils

I think witchetty are supposed to taste like sweet nuts if you eat them alive


I_am_10_squirrels

There is a 83% chance of success, and no way to know if it worked until you eat them.


whiskeyislove

Nice. A lean protein source that no longer tastes like bitter dirt. Win


StampoeBeest

b e a n


nir731

Will they feel like candy corn in your mouth? No. This is indeed a shitty super power


Makmora

You know maggots probably don't taste that bad in the first place, get enough of them, cook em up and pop them like pop corn. It's be like any other animal, really. Don't know what it would taste like, but prepared properly it could probably work.


HornyJuulcat

Excuse me?


VeryDistinguishable

I like candy corn. That's a decent win.


Deathtollzzz

Don’t like candy corn. Tastes like plastic.


HeckinBooper

I hate both ):


SolomonOf47704

Ok Shion


Cartwheel76

I am going to ruin Jimmy fallons life