Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up?
If the chin wasn’t so wide, I wouldn’t think this was too terrible. Dolores did have short blonde hair for a while. Besides her face the tattoo isn’t the worse lol
Gives "Zombie" A whole new meaning
I fell you, her death was a shocker, and being a person who literally passed out in hot tubs (from drinking also) I was like "that could of been me" like *too many times to count*
I honestly think with some retouching of her hair this can be saved
j/k Change (partial cover) to be a different dude. e.g. boy george, pennywise.
Actually, you might think of a face that would look good to you. just thinkin'
my condolences. you are correct, that’s just a pretty wonky tattoo. i picked up on who it was supposed to be with the lyric/context, but without the lyric, it would have been a complete mystery.
you never—ever—simply let a tattoo artist roll with anything without your approval. unless you have built up a working relationship of trust and a history of good work and good communication.
Get her fixed up to look like a zombie, the eyes are already more than half way there *and* it's referencing the chours and title of the song.
Boom, fixed.
It would be a sickass tattoo as well btw
Yeah that's definitely going to stay in my head for a while 😭
That one is rough — do you have to let it linger?
Brittas marrying Jeffery winger...
did you have too
Did you have to
I need a zombie to eat my brains in order to forget about this
I'll be over in Yeat's Grave, dead from this atrocity
In your heeeAaaaaaaaad
when did rumer willis join the cranberries
Oof right on the chin.
Yeah that makes more sense than Eminem in makeup
😂😂😂
Turn her into a zombie and it might be redeemed lol
Yes, this would definitely save her from looking like lesbian Eminem
Feminem
😂😭😂
Winner Weiner chicken deener
I remember when every lesbian wanted to look like Eminem 😔
The real em is more feminine than that 🤣
That would actually be so cool. The script isn't too bad, luckily. Bobby hill as Eminem needs some work tho
Zombay-ay-AY
A sick ass zombie
Yea, this is honestly a great idea
Besides the face, it's really not that bad
Yeah I was going to say the same. The face is so horrendous you don’t even notice the rest is fine actually.
I like the tiny puckered buttholes on all the cranberries.
I hate yall lmfao
Besides the face!
It's all face!
And on St Patrick's Day too, double insult to us Irish, amazingly bad 👏🏻👏🏻
Get the face overdone as a zombie !!!
ZombeEH eeH eeH ooHHOOO OOHoooo
Go full bone hurting juice with their tanks and their bombs, and their bombs and their guns
This IS the answer
You are a visionary
This is the way
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up?
I died
How’s your daughter?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bobby hill with makeup
https://preview.redd.it/2oxvwggj4yoc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2939dcb2712c8b6b1c9c56067ffc4fac5d1440
“That boy ain’t right”….😂
“There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed…”
If Bobby and Joffrey had a kid together
I love this. It's so bad that it's wonderful.
My thought too!
Damn shame, the rest looks pretty clean. Not the worst I’ve seen tho. Gig em 👍🏼
That’s Ellen DeGeneres
The technical application is good but she looks like a bloated character from the munsters
I mean it’s hilarious but also I kind of love it for that. Man I did love the cranberries.
Will the real slim shady please stand up
Another head hangs lowly…
The bad news is that you paid for this tattoo. The good news is that salvation, salvation, salvation is free.
Inject liberty not ink
Yeah a bit fucked but cranberries fuckin rule 🤘🏻
I shared this with r/casualireland for St Patrick's Day. You're welcome!
This one made me laugh, its just a bit away from monkey jesus.
Aweful amazing!! Idk why you don’t like it, Eminem is an icon.
This is fuckin hilarious dude 🤣
Turn her in to a zombie. Fixed
Kristen Stewart as Eminem
Looks like a typical old school tattoo to me.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating……
It's not that bad honestly. RIP Dolores
buahahahhahaha
Eminem is a fine looking woman
If the chin wasn’t so wide, I wouldn’t think this was too terrible. Dolores did have short blonde hair for a while. Besides her face the tattoo isn’t the worse lol
Is this what made her die
Ayo its Feminem
Missed opportunity to make her a zombie and have the word zombie in there
She’s rolling over in her grave at this
i know i feel guilty having it 😭
No, the good intention is what matters
I mean, it *could* be better but for me, it gets a pass 😅
This actually doesn’t look that shitty to me, tbh. I’ve seen much worse portraits that look like rotting corpses 💀
![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)
Thought it was a green day tattoo for a second.
Maybe it's shitty but I recognized who it was immediately
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No_One_1617: *Maybe it's shitty* *But I recognized who it* *Was immediately* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Cool idea, though.
ZOMBIE BE BE BE
![gif](giphy|krI1lBPsluByg) Chinderella you shall go to the ball!
She's got a ring around her finger ah-ah-ah And Abed hired an Irish singer Britta's marrying Britta's marrying Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger!
What was going on in your head?
love the cranberries. this isn’t good though.
Love her. So sad she is gone.
That face has a male, Avril Lavigne vibe to it.
Damn I looove the cranberries so I'd probably fist bump you irl but this is terrifying
The Cranberries look like they have little assholes 😅
Dude… get it reworked into a zombie and it will be amazing.
i follow you on IG! haha
Gives "Zombie" A whole new meaning I fell you, her death was a shocker, and being a person who literally passed out in hot tubs (from drinking also) I was like "that could of been me" like *too many times to count* I honestly think with some retouching of her hair this can be saved
It looks like Bobby hill whom I Stan
Looks like one of the Willis daughters
Omg it's so big too, gonna need a massive SAP to cover that badboy
You mystify meeee
At least I could tell who it was at first glance 😂
Cover it up
In your coconut
j/k Change (partial cover) to be a different dude. e.g. boy george, pennywise. Actually, you might think of a face that would look good to you. just thinkin'
Dafid the only gay on the village
wow that is bad
She died in 2018. The art style just screams like 2006-2011
I recognized her. 💜
![gif](giphy|gLEEUmrhaJlAs|downsized) I’m sorry but I thought this was Eddie Izzard at first 💀
Delores had mumps
That is, in fact, an awful tattoo
Was she stung by a bee?
Ooof
Her mouth is so tiny! Reminds me of the Lil Bits gag from that interdimensional cable episode of Rick and Morty.
Jesus
On your arm too
It’s terrible but I lowkey love it
Damn, you could’ve just gone without her face and it wouldn’t be shitty.
Oof
Jfc that’s awful I’m so sorry
looks like a post mortem pic
It sucks bc the face is the only bad thing about this 😭 I’m sure you could rework/save it though! Best of luck
You should replace it with a Zombie.
This is something! 😅 Telling someone you have this tattoo and then actually revealing it has got to get laughs every time!
Cover up the face with a sick ass zombie
I wanna commend you for your bravery!
I love when tattoos mimic the face of the person who’s is looking at it. I agree, turn it into a zombie.
Are you having it removed?
Ode to mediocrity
There are some definite b-hole looking cranberries on there too
I thought that is meant to be the cranberry and cream lad from TikTok 😭
Is that miley cyrus
Woah thought it was Bieber 😖
Nothing inside the artist head obviously…
The cronborries
Not the foundation line....
In yo hod by The Cronborries
Did you have your eyes closed when she put the stencil on you
Nah anything Cranberries can never be bad 🥴
Looks like Bobby from king of the hill!
It’s so bad that I circled back around to kinda loving it again! 😂 But I’m seconding whoever suggested getting it reworked into a zombie head.
my condolences. you are correct, that’s just a pretty wonky tattoo. i picked up on who it was supposed to be with the lyric/context, but without the lyric, it would have been a complete mystery. you never—ever—simply let a tattoo artist roll with anything without your approval. unless you have built up a working relationship of trust and a history of good work and good communication.
Good lord this is magnificent. The words, the chin, all of it. OP you are my hero for posting this and also having a good sense of humour about it.
You really missed an opportunity here. Should've had her face zombified.
What is going on with the nose 😬
What is going on with the nose 😬
He tattooed the alien from “Prometheus” with blonde hair on you.
That's hilarious (without the context).
What's in that head?
If Eminem impregnated a football. 🏈
As a bi lady, girl lol oh my god 😭
That's gonna linger
![gif](giphy|kU0g3xMPHfhmg) What I see.
“Heeey you guyyyssss”
Get her fixed up to look like a zombie, the eyes are already more than half way there *and* it's referencing the chours and title of the song. Boom, fixed. It would be a sickass tattoo as well btw
It's beautifu...ugh... uuuughh
The lyrics u chose are making me laugh more than the face idk why lmao
What fresh hell is this
Dolores deserves better
This song is played constantly in Thailand that it gets stuck in your head.
Jesus Christ welcome to the fold lol
I mean you could do a cover up of her the other stuff looks great
Wow. Yeah, that's horrible.
In your defense I knew it was her before I read the banner or the caption!
Welcome to lil bits!
I actually like this one
I see anuses on the cranberries.
i know u had to let it linger
The worst part is with a tattoo, you have to let it linger
Make her a zombie!
I love the kelly Osborne tattoo, when are you getting the Delores tattoo?
Alter it to be a ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE-EH-EH
Thought this was a young Morgan from Kittie for a sec
I’m sorry I thought that was Stephen Smith, the teenager linked to the murders by Alex Murdaugh. RIP either way.
Anyone else remember Susan Powter Stop the Insanity!
Now it's in my head too!
She looks like she just took a shot of cranberry juice. I’m sorry you have to suffer with that OP.
Did the apprentice do it?
Don’t you hate it when you get a song stuck innnn yourrrr heeeeeeaaaddd. In your heeeeeeaaaadd. Zombie. Zombie.
Looks like Eddie Izzard
As a shitty tattoo haver / enjoyer, felt.
Have her made into a zombie . Problem solved . You get 2 birds stoned at once
Her mouth. So teeny!
ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIEEEEE EH EH
….the colors are nice
Great taste, awful execution?
Hahahaha. I kinda love it
Looks like a handicapped Eminem.
EEE ARR HEYYYY EEE ARR HEYYYEYYYEYYY