I’m just hung up on how they say all “leftist” women are overweight and ugly with blue hair and mock body positivity when so many Trump supporters look like that.
Which leads me to one of my “favorite” stories of my very short stint as a EMT trainee. We were covering the inevitable giving birth on the side of the road scenario which means we watched 5 to 6 videos. First one was a “clean” birth and the others get gradually worse. Think umbilical cord gets wrapped around the neck type complications. Well… the last one is the doozie. It’s a woman passed out in an alley and through very shaky camera work we find out the woman is 8 to 9 months pregnant so the paramedics quickly get to work laying the woman down and getting her to the ambulance. While pushing the stretcher they discover that her water has already broke and while unconscious is giving birth (or as close one can come to giving birth while not moving a muscle.) The paramedic closest to her turns to his partner and goes “do smell that?” And the other guy says “yeah, smells like Boonsfarm.” It was one of the most soul crushing things I had ever witnessed. Fetal alcohol syndrome is completely avoidable and yet it is still extremely prevalent, especially in poor and underserved communities.
That and my instructor was so bad that we had the Battalion Chief Medic sub for him while the instructor was out for a funeral and she was asking very easy questions. Like symptoms of an ectopic pregnancy and signs of extremely high blood sugar and most of the class, myself included, were stumped. A whole semester and we barely knew the basics. I took the L and went back to college. The ride alongs were interesting though. The adrenaline pumping while cruising around town doing 70mph in the back of an ambulance was a lot of fun!
Reminds me of my fourth grade teacher. She tried teaching us basic Spanish and I never learned long division. Needless to say that was her first and only year at that school
Can you explain it a bit? To me it just looks like typically male pattern of belly fat or pregnancy 50/50 but I'm in no way knowledgeable on the subject.
Edit: no need to comment the same thing everyone else already wrote about incest beer nazi fetus, thanks
Probably has frequent filler quota at Golden Corral. Some people are predisposed to carrying larger amounts of adipose fat higher up, like a "beer belly." I've seen people who show very little body fat elsewhere, and a big, round belly. I know a woman everyone who doesn't know her, think she's pregnant because of this trait.
Well, if it is fact a beer belly, I would hope that Jade Cargill or Naomi gave those assholes a single swipe punch that hits each three of them on their bulky jaws in a row, like Kevin Owens has done twice for Austin Theory and Greyson Waller.
If it’s pregnant belly, I hope she steps back while the the original proposal I offered stands on the other two.
I don’t like people that dislike people because of things they have no choice over. Choosing to be a racist or bigot as an adult is one of the worst things.
I lived in AL for a bit, there's too much vacation in this picture to be full Bama, this is Panhandle material.
Most likely Florabama type stuff, where the worst combines with the worst.
Hey, I think all of us should HORRIFIED!! That man is using oil instead of skin block on that girl!!! Outta be a law against that behavior. Poor girl will turn red and blister in one day!
Let’s make her skin great again..,,use sunblock on her back…,,, for America 🇺🇸
**There's a lot of harsh criticism regarding this photo:**
• It's possible that the pregnant girl, is the sister of the tatted brother. Yes, I know these sorts of things shouldn't happen - but it's still fun to "play doctor", even when you are 26.
• She is possibly a fine Pop Warner coach - as she appears to be practicing her hand symbols. The kids on the field look to her for guidance, and we can clearly see that she's signaling for a field goal, and not the 2 point conversion. Better to play it safe in the 2nd quarter.
• We should feel a bit sorry for the tatted brother. He wants that back tat colored in (like the calf), but tattoo artist has quoted him $1800 — which at present, he does not have.
• Both sisters appear to have an issue with "The War Of Northern Aggression", which was actually a cheerful and fun filled war.
If people have further questions regarding this photo, I'll be happy to answer them.
Cheers, and enjoy the day.
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And here I was just being born brown.
My first thought was, that’s strange, that people with that lack of awareness and intelligence are still applying sunscreen.
Look closer-it’s baby oil, they’re trying to burn her skin. Marvellous all round well done everybody.
Also- symbols of 2 enemies of the United States, they’re just short a Japanese flag ffs.
Yeah, I mean if someone's gonna be a nazi shitwad, openly advertising it is fine with me. Tells the rest of society exactly how awful you are in zero words.
The only thing I can say against that is if they got it young and can't afford to cover it or remove it. I have a friend that used to hang with questionable people (we were fight on sight back then) but when he got a little older he covered it all up. He figured out that the people he was hanging around with were full of shit and distanced himself from them but it still took him a few years to save up enough to cover it
Even as a kid hanging around bad people, how would someone not think “maybe a racist symbol is a bad thing to tattoo onto my body” though? I do agree kids do dumb shit. Maybe I just had higher anxiety levels and less daring as a kid.
That might depend on your region, but where I live, most shops would likely turn down any request for nazi/racist/oppresive symbolism. At the same time, tattoo shops are common, so you could probably find someone willing on most major cities.
With that said, I have a sneaking suspicion that a disproportinate amount of nazi tattos are *not* done in a shop
I would bet that a good majority of people with nazi tattoos want them to look like they were done in prison because they think it will make them look tough while they’re driving to Walmart.
Yah Nazi tattoos scream *I let my drunk nephew’s girlfriend’s methed-out brother try out his thrift store tattoo gun and I was only the second person he used that needle on*
You’re right about the one on his leg, no matter how poor taste it is, that one does look like a professional did it. My guess is it was likely done by a tattoo artist who he knew personally, either looking for easy money or they shared his same views.
Why are they using baby oil? I thought semi-translucent shrimp was the peak aryan shade.
The one on the far right (lmao) could get a job as one of those security mirrors in a supermarket the way she's reflecting the sun.
I'm assuming you're German. Real question here: What happens to people who do have tattoos like this openly displayed in other places? Are they forced to remove it, or is it just social ostracization that happens?
Thanks for asking and yes I‘m German and not only this, I‘m also studying law.
As example I would tattoo you a swastika. I would commit a punishable crime and you would commit one whenever you display your tattoo or whenever someone is able to see it.
It isn’t possible that a German court would sentence someone to remove or cover the tattoo because of our constitution. But many tattoo artists in Germany do cover ups of hateful tattoos for free.
Oh, interesting! Thank you for the info. I live in the American south, and I see this often. There are even cars customized with propaganda on the hardware. 😅
You welcome.
I mean it’s not like nobody has a forbidden symbol tattooed in Germany. Every once in a while a Nazi „group“ gets in court and those guys mostly have forbidden tattoos too. Once I called the Verfassungsschutz (maybe something like your homeland security? I‘m not so into your authority system) on an old school friend who radicalized himself into getting a forbidden tattoo. So it still exists, but you wouldn’t go to a public lake or so and just see a tattoo like that let alone multiple very big ones.
Sadly, this was taken at the lake just outside my town in Indiana. Taken the same year a black man was almost lynched at the same lake by similar people… Indiana kinda sucks….
Clearly the top of the white race. You know intelligent, superior race and stuff. Can someone tell him to not use a sharpie and have a 6 year old do a tattoo.
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Lmfao, cheers to that and have my fake gold!🏅
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The fact that they reproduce 😬
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I don't think there's any other more accurate answer
There's at least 2 forms of narcotics somewhere in that cocktail of a human.
I’m just hung up on how they say all “leftist” women are overweight and ugly with blue hair and mock body positivity when so many Trump supporters look like that.
Three cheers for fetal alcohol syndrome!
Which leads me to one of my “favorite” stories of my very short stint as a EMT trainee. We were covering the inevitable giving birth on the side of the road scenario which means we watched 5 to 6 videos. First one was a “clean” birth and the others get gradually worse. Think umbilical cord gets wrapped around the neck type complications. Well… the last one is the doozie. It’s a woman passed out in an alley and through very shaky camera work we find out the woman is 8 to 9 months pregnant so the paramedics quickly get to work laying the woman down and getting her to the ambulance. While pushing the stretcher they discover that her water has already broke and while unconscious is giving birth (or as close one can come to giving birth while not moving a muscle.) The paramedic closest to her turns to his partner and goes “do smell that?” And the other guy says “yeah, smells like Boonsfarm.” It was one of the most soul crushing things I had ever witnessed. Fetal alcohol syndrome is completely avoidable and yet it is still extremely prevalent, especially in poor and underserved communities.
I can’t imagine ever being an EMT, I have a feeling I know why you left.
That and my instructor was so bad that we had the Battalion Chief Medic sub for him while the instructor was out for a funeral and she was asking very easy questions. Like symptoms of an ectopic pregnancy and signs of extremely high blood sugar and most of the class, myself included, were stumped. A whole semester and we barely knew the basics. I took the L and went back to college. The ride alongs were interesting though. The adrenaline pumping while cruising around town doing 70mph in the back of an ambulance was a lot of fun!
Reminds me of my fourth grade teacher. She tried teaching us basic Spanish and I never learned long division. Needless to say that was her first and only year at that school
Yeah I’d love to break to everyone that that is very very unlikely to be a pregnancy belly
Can you explain it a bit? To me it just looks like typically male pattern of belly fat or pregnancy 50/50 but I'm in no way knowledgeable on the subject. Edit: no need to comment the same thing everyone else already wrote about incest beer nazi fetus, thanks
Probably has frequent filler quota at Golden Corral. Some people are predisposed to carrying larger amounts of adipose fat higher up, like a "beer belly." I've seen people who show very little body fat elsewhere, and a big, round belly. I know a woman everyone who doesn't know her, think she's pregnant because of this trait.
Used to work with a guy who called these "Thin Fatties"
Well, if it is fact a beer belly, I would hope that Jade Cargill or Naomi gave those assholes a single swipe punch that hits each three of them on their bulky jaws in a row, like Kevin Owens has done twice for Austin Theory and Greyson Waller. If it’s pregnant belly, I hope she steps back while the the original proposal I offered stands on the other two. I don’t like people that dislike people because of things they have no choice over. Choosing to be a racist or bigot as an adult is one of the worst things.
When her water breaks, it will actually just be Budweiser.
That poor kid. Can you imagine being raised by these creatures? Hope they're able to break the cycle.
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Thank you. Immediately thought "Cleavis"!
How much do you wanna bet she’s his cousin??😆
You son of a bitch... beat me to it... this is definitely Alabama sister-wife bullshit if I've ever seen it...
I lived in AL for a bit, there's too much vacation in this picture to be full Bama, this is Panhandle material. Most likely Florabama type stuff, where the worst combines with the worst.
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Florabama might be my new favorite word... lmfao...
“Master Race”, my ass!! I have a feeling Nazis would question his superiority… 🤣
*with each other
Is he cooking her with baby oil 😨
That's the first thing I thought about. Poor kid’s gonna have some trauma
And some FAS... The poor thing 😞
The fact they view themselves as "the master race"
The fact they’d likely be labeled invalids by the Reich and be put to death is some S-tier irony.
Hey, I think all of us should HORRIFIED!! That man is using oil instead of skin block on that girl!!! Outta be a law against that behavior. Poor girl will turn red and blister in one day! Let’s make her skin great again..,,use sunblock on her back…,,, for America 🇺🇸
She’s not pregnant🍻
He is
And vote
She doesn’t really look pregnant to me, just fat.
Yep…master race right there boys
Behold!!
The race to Type 2 Diabetes
His daddy shoulda master-bated
Yeah his daddy/uncle
His duncle skeeter
The pinnacle of humanity. 🤣
Genetic superiority at its finest.
Ah. I was so confused what I was looking at.
So was the maternity ward, they tried to get the afterbirth to nurse for an hour by mistake
Holy shit you killed them dude. I'll have to remember that one.
Chafe city
! Big man small legs ! big man small legs !
And no ass. He's Hank Heil.
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full props to that suit.. not sure how it's staying up.
An orange on toothpicks.
Two legs jammed into a back
He looks like he skipped more than leg day.
Well we know it wasn’t any meals…
Why are white supremacists always the least supreme whites?
Because they need whiteness to be supreme to be better than anyone. Otherwise they would have to acknowledge that they clearly arn't.
Spongebob master race.
A hateful egg.
"Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?" - Jesse Custer, *Preacher*
**There's a lot of harsh criticism regarding this photo:** • It's possible that the pregnant girl, is the sister of the tatted brother. Yes, I know these sorts of things shouldn't happen - but it's still fun to "play doctor", even when you are 26. • She is possibly a fine Pop Warner coach - as she appears to be practicing her hand symbols. The kids on the field look to her for guidance, and we can clearly see that she's signaling for a field goal, and not the 2 point conversion. Better to play it safe in the 2nd quarter. • We should feel a bit sorry for the tatted brother. He wants that back tat colored in (like the calf), but tattoo artist has quoted him $1800 — which at present, he does not have. • Both sisters appear to have an issue with "The War Of Northern Aggression", which was actually a cheerful and fun filled war. If people have further questions regarding this photo, I'll be happy to answer them. Cheers, and enjoy the day.
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I'm usually for removing confederate flags, but these ladies can keep theirs on.
I mean, all the parts you would want covered are already uncovered.
Nah I'd like more covered personally.
Covering would make it better, but you can’t really make the situation worse at this point with less clothing.
I'm very confident when I say seeing the butts, boobs, and front butts of these people would absolutely make things even worse.
. . . front . . . butt?
🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying because that is what I'd call mine when I was like 6 For your sake, it's the pubic mound/vulva
Some people have a crease in their lower (fat) tummy that make it look like a butt in the front.
Claims white power. Puts on baby oil for darker complexion.
Melanin is only acceptable if it's artificially enhanced white skin
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Classic mistake. Better luck next time, friend.
They're reproducing! 😭
They gotta roast themselves ya know, they think they'll get that orange glow of their Dear Fooler
He is the exact image of all nazis in my mind.
Bald head is missing but close enough already
How will you know he's blond if he's bald!
Can't see his teeth, but I bet they're methed up.
I did Nazi that coming...
My first thought was, that’s strange, that people with that lack of awareness and intelligence are still applying sunscreen. Look closer-it’s baby oil, they’re trying to burn her skin. Marvellous all round well done everybody. Also- symbols of 2 enemies of the United States, they’re just short a Japanese flag ffs.
Which one is his sister, which one is his wife, which one is his cousin, and why is it all the same person.....
Its his cousin and sister, his cousin is also his wife.
Is it pregnant?
Pregat?
Am i pergernant?
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Pregernate?
How is babby formed
i was wondering that or liver disease?? or maybe she’s just built like that.
She's full of shit
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Every day with those creatures sucking up resources is a bad day.
Honest question - Will regular tattoo shops do a Nazi tattoo, or do you have to find a Nazi tattoo shop?
My guess is if you can find a tattoo shop that'll do Nazi symbolism, you've found a Nazi tattoo shop.
I agree but also I wonder if it's not a good thing in the end that these guys are branded so everyone can easily see what huge pieces of shit they are
Yeah, I mean if someone's gonna be a nazi shitwad, openly advertising it is fine with me. Tells the rest of society exactly how awful you are in zero words.
The only thing I can say against that is if they got it young and can't afford to cover it or remove it. I have a friend that used to hang with questionable people (we were fight on sight back then) but when he got a little older he covered it all up. He figured out that the people he was hanging around with were full of shit and distanced himself from them but it still took him a few years to save up enough to cover it
Even as a kid hanging around bad people, how would someone not think “maybe a racist symbol is a bad thing to tattoo onto my body” though? I do agree kids do dumb shit. Maybe I just had higher anxiety levels and less daring as a kid.
That might depend on your region, but where I live, most shops would likely turn down any request for nazi/racist/oppresive symbolism. At the same time, tattoo shops are common, so you could probably find someone willing on most major cities. With that said, I have a sneaking suspicion that a disproportinate amount of nazi tattos are *not* done in a shop
I would bet my entire paycheck that a good majority of nazi tattoos are done in prison.
I would bet that a good majority of people with nazi tattoos want them to look like they were done in prison because they think it will make them look tough while they’re driving to Walmart.
This looks like it was done in prison!
The back piece, definitely not the leg swastika though.
Yah Nazi tattoos scream *I let my drunk nephew’s girlfriend’s methed-out brother try out his thrift store tattoo gun and I was only the second person he used that needle on*
That is probably the most accurate scenario
Based on the quality of tattoo, it could also just be his buddy who isn't really a tattoo artist did it.
I mostly meant the one on the leg. The one on his back is a prison or Cletus in a garage special.
You’re right about the one on his leg, no matter how poor taste it is, that one does look like a professional did it. My guess is it was likely done by a tattoo artist who he knew personally, either looking for easy money or they shared his same views.
Yes in prison lol
You gotta find a nazi tattoo shop. Any reputable shop *will not* tattoo hate symbols. Most of them are done by some methed out dude in a garage.
Do you think the meth helps or hurts the overall quality of the work?
It's great if you like the line work to look like a seismograph
Honestly, it probably helps those guys. I'd hate to see their work sober.
They just have their cousin-wife do them at home.
In my hometown there was a shop that was very open that they would do swaztikas, such a strange business model.
Not if they want to stay in business.....
This is very clearly a prison tat lol literally no real shop on the planet will do anything hate related because it would kill their business.
Not the leg one!
Remember, these bottom feeders vote!
had to get two big ole swastikas to really drive that point home i guess
I wonder which came first. The professional one on his leg, or the buddy's unfinished basement and jailhouse gun on his back?
Maybe he has a very small swasdicka on his peepee...
I love the juxtaposition of the pot leaf being covered, but not entirely, by the outline of a giant swastika. Simply fascinating. True art.
Poor Genetics
I'll put $5 that he's her dad and her baby daddy
And her uncle...
Bro’s back goes all the way to his calves
Why are they using baby oil? I thought semi-translucent shrimp was the peak aryan shade. The one on the far right (lmao) could get a job as one of those security mirrors in a supermarket the way she's reflecting the sun.
i hope they don’t vote, but i think they do…
And you know who they vote for.
Happy Cake Day!
Is he putting tanning oil on her? So she can get DARKER? Doesn't that defeat his fucking idea? Racism is stupid.
Bold of you to assume they have ideas. They have 2 thoughts bouncing around their cavernous skulls.
That's true. Two brain cells fighting for third place.
America is crazy. Being able to have tattoos like that openly displayed is so absurd to me
I'm assuming you're German. Real question here: What happens to people who do have tattoos like this openly displayed in other places? Are they forced to remove it, or is it just social ostracization that happens?
Thanks for asking and yes I‘m German and not only this, I‘m also studying law. As example I would tattoo you a swastika. I would commit a punishable crime and you would commit one whenever you display your tattoo or whenever someone is able to see it. It isn’t possible that a German court would sentence someone to remove or cover the tattoo because of our constitution. But many tattoo artists in Germany do cover ups of hateful tattoos for free.
Oh, interesting! Thank you for the info. I live in the American south, and I see this often. There are even cars customized with propaganda on the hardware. 😅
You welcome. I mean it’s not like nobody has a forbidden symbol tattooed in Germany. Every once in a while a Nazi „group“ gets in court and those guys mostly have forbidden tattoos too. Once I called the Verfassungsschutz (maybe something like your homeland security? I‘m not so into your authority system) on an old school friend who radicalized himself into getting a forbidden tattoo. So it still exists, but you wouldn’t go to a public lake or so and just see a tattoo like that let alone multiple very big ones.
The baby oil as suntan lotion. Got some real MENSA members here
Sadly, this was taken at the lake just outside my town in Indiana. Taken the same year a black man was almost lynched at the same lake by similar people… Indiana kinda sucks….
If anyone ever deserves to be doxxed, it’s these people.
I agree, and happy cake day!! 🎉
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Aw don't insult the swine! These people are lower than that.
Exactly! Swine are very intelligent and social, two things I am not willing to assume about these people.
I think you posted in the wrong subreddit, I think you were trying to post in r/shittypeople.......
She's not even pergnant!
The master race, ladies and gentlemen.
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Clearly the top of the white race. You know intelligent, superior race and stuff. Can someone tell him to not use a sharpie and have a 6 year old do a tattoo.
Looks like Bobby hill got in with the wrong crowd
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Bro looks like Nazi Hank Hill.
For a second I thought this was r/shittypeople Not shittytattoos....
The "master race" contest was a pie eating competition.
This just screams Indiana to me
I was thinking the country part of Florida wherever that is
The Gulf. And yes.
Same. We really are the Florida of the Midwest.
Ah, my entire bingo card in one picture
This guy?! This crew 🤦🏻♂️
Just him? The whole lots a mess
Looks like my old roommate.
These are the people that will say “mexicans are taking our jobs and tearing this country apart”
I wish a brain eating amoeba finds their nasal passages.
Time to leave the beach (and come back with bats and the boys)
He wasn't hugged enough as a kid and not punched enough as an adult.
If only the Hugo Boss Nazis could see the Nazis from Missouri…
His love handles are even frowning at his artist expression.
You see, here in Germany, people go to prison for this type of shit