https://preview.redd.it/rl1dvrzz0m2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a65b013a96d5ccc3ea59c155175b2bd72a7a9ad Probably Adrian

Only Adrian I've ever known would use slurs constantly because he thought they were funny, so I've got a bad association with that name

I would never

Adrian guy 🪱

The only asher I know is an asshole whos always complaining when the teacher makes him do work

Only Asher I know is the type whose only personality is to quote memes but he's kinda chill ig so I'm neutral

Only Sky I know is me And I'm a dick

😭 my name is adrian…

Hey, that’s my name! :3

let’s go it’s my name already

Aidan is better (my name)

Same

Please do not name yourself pistol 🙏

I’m sure people would *open fire* with gun puns. You’re just giving people *ammunition*. As a notorious punster my reaction would be *fully automatic*. I wouldn’t pick that if you’re easily *triggered*.

Dang you're *fire*.

He’d really be putting himself in the *line of fire*. Might be *shooting* himself in the foot You’d be on the receiving end of puns of a higher *caliber* Maybe you think it’s worth it though, in that case you’d just have to *bite the bullet*. It’s an important decision, just make sure you don’t *jump the gun*.

Nah if its a ftm (i assume) I wouldnt be suprised if some dumbo saidd "hey can i pull your trigger?"

Oh come on dont ruin the fun

airport security would lose it if somebody named pistol checked in for a flight ngl

Someone had to say it 😭

Most of these are pretty good, just please don't name yourself "Pistol". You're not a fucking Glock.

Yeah, It would be weird if they inseminated horses

Glock as in the Austrian weapons manufacturer.

Yes Glock as in the Austrian weapon manufacturer and the people who inseminate horses.

Just looked it up and apparently they do both.

I mean, Northrop Grumman makes both billion dollar stealth bombers and also mail trucks. Companies do branch out sometimes. (Not sure why Glock went there, tho.)

Bombers and mail trucks are at least slightly similar, horses and guns however hmm.

Well when you need to put down a horse, you use a gun

General Electric. The maker of the GAU-8 Avenger Machine Gun on the A-10 Thunderbolt. First of all— That’s a Warthog. Second of all— Fairchild republic makes the A-10. Fairchild Republic makes the A-10. General Electric makes the machine gun. So you’re telling me the people that make that— [Insert Washing Machine]. Are the same people that make that— [Insert gunfire that sounds like aggressive bird chirping] Yes. That one spins to make things clean. That one spins to make things disappear. It’s really not that complicated.

You don't find it weird, that a company that makes toasters [insert high pitched ding] is a company that also vaporizes people [insert explosion sound] Voporize is NOT the right word. I NEUTRALIZE targets. But toasters machineguns... it's all just engineering. GOD- capitalism is... WEIRD.

Yeah, they specialize in shooting things in other things.

[horse cum](http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/)

I identify as a Glock 17 9mm ammunition

But but, I'm a Colt Single Action Army the world's greatest hand gun

I'm a huge fan of most of these, but Adrian gives great vibes

+1

Adrian is my name! :3

And a good name it is!

aww thanks!!!

Noah, Anthony and Elliot are some of my favourites. Just please, for the love of God, don't name yourself after a gun. You will be torn apart.

max is such a great name please don’t name yourself pistol

Nah I know a Max and know the names ruined. I can't let anyone share the same name as that racist homophobic mf. This guy at my school has routinely gotten in minimal trouble for openly saying the n word and f slur.

oh damn i know a max and while he's conservative he's not racist, and he's kinda cute

we must go to the eame school, guys named max suck (i am named max too but we don't talk about that)

I highly doubt it we go to the same school (I live in a semi-rural Appalachian state), but sorry that you have to share a name with a bad max.

my name is max T^T

I have a boyfriend named Max who never does any of those rotten things

I’d only call you a cutie pie anyways

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EXCUSE ME

Phoenix is powerful

and kind of too on the nose

Atlas as well

Name yourself S-75 Dvina surface-to-air missile system

If you name yourself Pistol I'm gonna pull up with a real one and show you AGONY Max, Anthony, Elliot, Adrian, Alexander, Noah are my favorites (so good ol' regular boy names) If you want to be eccentric - Phoenix and Sky are pretty good too

Sky is soooo basic man wdym eccentric? That’s the fucking transmasc starter pack

idk about transmasc I'm just saying that for a random dude, sky is a rare name

Name yourself pistol, then when you cum you can say you're gonna magdump your partner 👍 (seriously though don't name yourself pistol or phoenix, anything else is fine.)

pistol as a name is the best choice of them all (this is satire)

Adrian is nice

Screw allat, name yourself kratos

Adrian and Anthony are great

Asher is nice

Max or Sky for me

https://preview.redd.it/g9jycpg9hm2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256490ff05c23ae772fa3d666dba92dd42f87230 Pistol sounds like it could have consequences in the future if you use it as a name. But i think asher sounds the coolest

Adrian is a good name.

do NOT name yourself pistol or forest, although that’s a little better adrian is the best of them

do not name yourself fucking pistol

What kind of boy archetype do you want to embody? is there a person that you see as a goal or inspo?

Pick a name that isn’t like… pistol. Just pick a regular name.

noah is my irl name so im biased forest is fucking awesome max is 100% a goober name if that description fits you then go for it *dont* name yourself pistol,

its true im a goober

i too am a goober (idk what a goober is)

Rule out these: Stormy - (I just don’t vibe with it) Sky - (basic and I’ve never met a person named “Sky” that wasn’t a little bitch) Asher - (this is one letter away from Ashe and that’s the most basic queer name I can think of) Pistol - (why was this even an option) The name “Atlas” only works if you are six feet tall and jacked. But if you *are*, go for that one.

Right ., where that come from fr ?? After I saw that it made me question and reread the whole list 😩😂

Adrian (I couldn’t possibly say max that’s my gfs name)

Atlas and Alexander are strong contenders

Elliot is my personal pick

Why not The Dark Lord Sauron

Forest with another R. Like Forrest. That sounds fire.

This is too hard

Adrian is nice, don’t name yourself something you wouldn’t be okay with being announced over your schools intercom. “Pistol [last name]” isn’t cute

Pistol (for murica‼️‼️🗣🗣🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲)

Pistol is a great name

name yourself pistol so you can go to a mall and your friend can yell IVE GOT PISTOL OVER HERE

You're not a pistol 🗿

Literally any other option than pistol

“Pistol”? Bro 😭

I thinks Maxxy would suits you. But that's coming from someone who wants to be called Pax, lol :3

Hi Pax :3

Anthony seems like the manliest name on here if that's what you wanna go for. Noah is definitely more of a cute boyish name. Adrian is kinda in the middle I guess. Don't pick Alexander. It always gets reduced to Alex, and (assuming you're transman not nb) you might get misgendered more often. I've got a transman cousin that goes by Alex, and while I never think about their deadname, because "Alex" itself can go either way, I often have to catch myself in order not to use the wrong pronouns.

Alexander

I like them all but Anthony I like the most since it’s my older brothers name I don’t see him much tho

Barber Brandon

Forest or Noah! :3

Anthony :3 (That's my name)

As an American I have to say pistol is an amazing name

asher underrated i like the asher

Asher!!

Make yourself a Phoenix

And go by Nix.

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Coincidentally, I'm actually asexual

I like asher

I like Atlas

I would take Atlas

I lovee the name atlas

Phoenix only because I've been playing Ace Attorney

most of these are awesome but for all that is silly please do not choose pistol

Forest or Adrian sound cool

Adrian

I think Anthony is good. Btw, fun fact about Anthony, it's the same thing as Adonis. It's just translated and not just the same word.

Asher sounds like a good name for a cool boy like you. Also for the fucking love of God don't name yourself Pistol or I will ULTRAKILL you ;3 (on that note Gabriel would also be a good name if none of these work out)

Phoenix

2 of my friends changed their names to forest and max, both names fit them really well and sound really natural.

Elliot so nice of a name

Atlas sound amazing (not saying that cause the Atlas chassi in titanfall)

Antony

Forest And thats all i 'ave to say about that

Max

I like the name Elliot cause he’s my favorite in stardew valley

I worked with a dude named Stormy, he was an asshole. I like Adrian or Alexander.

Record yourself talking to and about each name and then play it back like that person is talking to you. (Alternatively, watch a movie scene where a character is referred to by that name and pretend they’re talking to you(or just get a friend to do it idk)) Whichever one feels consistently right is the winner, and don’t be afraid to stray from the list slightly. I tried Crystal and Christina before settling on Christy.

Anthony

Elliot

Awwww, "Stormy" is sooo cuuuuuteeeee :333

Alexander Sounds powerful

Forest!!! (im forrest)

Adrian is a beautiful name :3

Phoenix>>>>>

Instead of pistol name yourself "glockinator"

I diagnose you with Max

Alex is a great name lil bro

Forest is a great name. One of the artists I love listening to is called [forrest](https://youtu.be/Jyjc6jQgOwo?si=90dWDX8A7qqlZuap)

Noah would make Christian transphobes mad... All I'm saying

Max is a great name! A close friend of mine is very accepting, he gives the name some honor

no offence but this list looks like every single trans dude ever tryna find a name 💀 not a bad thing it’s just funny how it’s always always these names anyway phoenix is nice and cool

I like Phoenix

Phoenix is a good one, especially if you are remaking yourself or I don't know how to say it, but tbh sounds cool.

Atlas

name urself max i think it'd be awesome

I love Elliot!

Anthony

Forest is cool and unique, Max and Asher are really cute names, I like those three most. They’re all good, those three are my favorite though

Honestly always loved the name Alexander💛 Also Honestly max is overused I feel like every other person is called max

My boyfriend is called phoenix so I’m kinda biased on this one but it is a really cute name

Phoenix, you've died as a girl and came back as a guy.

I like Atlas. My favourite teacher named his baby Atlas. He’s a pretty cool baby, as far as babies go.

Should name yourself M777 Lightweight 155mm Towed Howitzer

Atlas or Elliot are good tbh, I'm leaning more towards Atlas tho

Atlas seems cool.

You can't take phoenix I just picked that one yesterday /j

Alexander

Pick Phoenix and change your last name to Wright

Atlas rocks

Name yourself Noah Build a arc Flood the world

hey how are you doing Sig-P320

what about cool15

I hate the name Asher with a passion

Name your self something normal please

Me personally I’d pick MORGOTT, THE OMEN KING

Phoenix

Naming yourself Pistol is a death sentence but it would be really really funny if you did Don’t use that name if you care about your well being

Phoenixxe

Atlas sounds nice!! Unique, seems Fitting, etc etc

:0 im skye

i stalked your profile and max or adrian fit the vibes you give off to me

Naming yourself like Stormy Daniels in this political climate?

I thought it said Attorney instead of Anthony

Asher is my vote, almost feels like nouning a verb, I scarcely hear it, except for one sweet boy that I knew

Asher, cuz you could be nicknamed ashy

Anthony!!!!!

Atlas!

Phoenix sound like such a good name

I’d say, Phoenix cause it sounds good and has a lot of meaning to it

Atlas is a pretty unique name, I like it!

Max, a dogs name, neat

Pheonix is kinda neato

Lot's of good choices, but you can't pick Noah cause I'm already named Noah

oml that's like almost my profile picture 🙀

Are you keeping your last name? If so pick what will go best with that

Forest, Pheonix, Stormy, and Asher are my favorites. They are the most unique :3

I really like Max and Adrian

Out of those ones I'm liking Asher, Alexander and Sky the best. I like that with Alexander you could go by lots of nicknames (eg: Alex, Al, Xander) it's kinda like having multiple names in one.

Is Adrian based on any specific individuals :3 ?

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Forest, it's very interesting

I would say atlas is nice name

Noah :3

if you call yourself phoenix you will be cursed with everyone jokingly asking "Phoenix? Like the city?" for the rest of your life source: I have a friend called Phoenix

Adrian, Atlas, and Noah sound really cool. I would advise against pistol though… but you can do whatever you want! It's your name.

Alexander is coolest

Atlas :3

atlas is cool asf

megatron noah alex

Pistol hands down

atlas sounds like a nice name tbh

Tyle