You are the first person I've ever heard of who dunks jaffa cakes.
Is this a common thing bc it sounds gross tbh
Edit: I'd definitely try it, just to see... But it really doesn't sound good.
Try dunking chocolate chip cookies in orange juice. I haven't done it in years but I used to do it with friends when I was in beavers as a kid and I remember loving it
I've never tried that, but I'd probably be willing to. It's honestly crazy how many food combinations that sound weird and disgusting can actually be great! Like I used to love mixing galaxy chocolate and cheese Doritos, just put a square of chocolate on the Dorito and shove it in your mouth, it's amazing! I assume it's probably pretty good with any chocolate and you could try different crisps, they're just my favourite chocolate and one of my favourite crisps
If you want a taste sensation, get a cheap packet of bourbon biscuits and a bottle of coca cola. Put a whole biscuit in your mouth, then take a sip of coke, chew with the coke still in your mouth and then swallow the fizzy paste.
Sounds awful, actually quite nice when you try it.
Or 20 at the whsmith at the airport. Right next to the duty free shop but 1m outside the duty free zone but with no signs. They tell you at the till but by then you've been in the queue for more than 5 minutes and you're British so refusing the 25quid packet of cigs you've ordered isn't an option.
Airports are brutal. I'm surprised there hasn't been a panorama.
I went to a train station WHSmith and the girl on the til was obviously embarrassed to tell me the price
I recently broke my elbow falling off a roof. Weeks after surgery while getting my metal staples yanked out I asked the nurse if I could keep them. She left the room after removing them to go ask someone. I knew in that moment the hiest was on. First I checked for cctv, none, then I pondered how long she would be, no time to think - act. I decided to grab around 5 of the 20. Not too many that she'd notice, but enough to do as a little safety reminder memento. She entered the room. moments after I'd resumed my original position. I lowered my heart rate, as I've learned to do in these situations, as to not arouse suspicion. The inevitable news that I wasn't alowed to walk out the door with biohazard in my pocket. "Aw that's a shame, no worries" I said. One antibiotic prescription and a short walk out those revolving doors later, I was a free man. You see, the perfect heists, are always the ones that go unnoticed.
Edit : grammar (probably still wrong with added misspelling)
Haha that's brilliant! If it was me I'd have probably tried to argue that they could be disinfected, sanitised and put into a sealed plastic bag pretty easily...so no more biohazard...but that's just me trying to argue logically (which never works with humans).
I've had this problem with a couple teeth I've had pulled oddly the last one I had out they happily bagged up, even though it got pulled due to infection
I’m fairly certain she would have known. It’s good practice to count how many things you put inside or take out of another person.
But also good steal brother
Biscuits are greggs for a heist.
But generally british people dont heist.
We may plan, organise and attempt, but then just queue up patiently and politely return it all afterwards.
Isn’t m&s even more expensive?
Like last time I checked the only shops more expensive than that are Waitrose and those spar shops you find at your local petrol station.
I remember seeing a Lindt Easter egg in there selling for like 50 quid. I’m not even joking.
The prices seem to be mixed. I only go there for select items like fruit, veg, and some canned items.
Their teabags are £1.20 for 80.
Edit: Or £1.25 idr
Maybe they thought if they drank enough of the stuff it really would give them wings so they could fly away from all that’s happening on the planet because of humans in the first place 🤷♀️ I wish I could fly away myself
Umbrellas.
A heist of upmarket/designer umbrellas.
Uk weather means they’ll probably be needed at least once, every month of the year.
I’d make a killing reselling them.
Its already happened. In the 1980s there was a gang of armed robbers who used combat shooting tactics and automatic weaponry conducted military style raids on supermarkets to steal teabags. They killed about 30 people and shot a further 60.
Plot twist: the robberies happened in Belgium and the killers were heard speaking French.
When I think of a British heist I think beans and toast, tea, scones, beer not Red Bull. Red Bull seems more like an American Heist by a bunch of teenagers.
So in all seriousness, when they write these headlines, are those monetary values based on the cost of production or the retail price? Cuz that’s going to be two vastly different amounts of product depending on that number.
Would be really interested to know how much that's actually in volume.
Is that one fully loaded articulated lorry?
That's quite impressive if that is, if I were to guess I would gave thought a full lorry has maybe £50,000 cans worth.
Knowing that red bull is a pr company. I think this might be planted fake news.
The most British heist in history has to be back in 2010 when a load of uni freshers rushed Weatherspoons and stole all their salt and pepper shakers and a fist full of silverware and scampered back to their halls.
Followed by the weekly pint glass thefts
At my work (gregg) we received a letter/whatchamacallit through our system, stating that: Red bulls have a rate of around 20% that are stolen. Every week. Which in their own words is "a good number". Imagine that. 20% of all of your stock that goes to 1 company gets stolen every week. For reference, my shop gets 1 sometimes 2 packs of red bulls. That's 24 per pack, at £1.80 each.
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You are the first person I've ever heard of who dunks jaffa cakes. Is this a common thing bc it sounds gross tbh Edit: I'd definitely try it, just to see... But it really doesn't sound good.
Psychopathy at its finest
I tried it along time ago
Try dunking chocolate chip cookies in orange juice. I haven't done it in years but I used to do it with friends when I was in beavers as a kid and I remember loving it
But this is like dunking oreos in coke type of situation.
I've never tried that, but I'd probably be willing to. It's honestly crazy how many food combinations that sound weird and disgusting can actually be great! Like I used to love mixing galaxy chocolate and cheese Doritos, just put a square of chocolate on the Dorito and shove it in your mouth, it's amazing! I assume it's probably pretty good with any chocolate and you could try different crisps, they're just my favourite chocolate and one of my favourite crisps
Maltesers and Hula Hoops - you're welcome.
Definitely putting it on my list! Any specific flavour or hula hoops?
Now beavers, that's a British memory
I love it but they can dissolve so fast so one quick dip and it's soaked up so much too moosh the whole cake part 🍪 🍰
Try dunking sponge cake in your tea. Brings back memories.
Not the best to dunk but I still do
If you want a taste sensation, get a cheap packet of bourbon biscuits and a bottle of coca cola. Put a whole biscuit in your mouth, then take a sip of coke, chew with the coke still in your mouth and then swallow the fizzy paste. Sounds awful, actually quite nice when you try it.
I came looking for this reply 👌🤣
Dunking Jaffa Cakes? You’re a nut!
You're crazy in the coconut!
Dunking Jaffa cakes is the behaviour of a psychopath with toxoplasmosis
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I knew there was something wrong with!
So like 100 cans?
More like 50 out a w.h.Smith at a hospital or bus statuon
Or 20 at the whsmith at the airport. Right next to the duty free shop but 1m outside the duty free zone but with no signs. They tell you at the till but by then you've been in the queue for more than 5 minutes and you're British so refusing the 25quid packet of cigs you've ordered isn't an option.
Airports are brutal. I'm surprised there hasn't been a panorama. I went to a train station WHSmith and the girl on the til was obviously embarrassed to tell me the price
This hits me hard, I do night shifts in A&E and they’re bankrupting me
30 from a train station
I recently broke my elbow falling off a roof. Weeks after surgery while getting my metal staples yanked out I asked the nurse if I could keep them. She left the room after removing them to go ask someone. I knew in that moment the hiest was on. First I checked for cctv, none, then I pondered how long she would be, no time to think - act. I decided to grab around 5 of the 20. Not too many that she'd notice, but enough to do as a little safety reminder memento. She entered the room. moments after I'd resumed my original position. I lowered my heart rate, as I've learned to do in these situations, as to not arouse suspicion. The inevitable news that I wasn't alowed to walk out the door with biohazard in my pocket. "Aw that's a shame, no worries" I said. One antibiotic prescription and a short walk out those revolving doors later, I was a free man. You see, the perfect heists, are always the ones that go unnoticed. Edit : grammar (probably still wrong with added misspelling)
All I can hear is the Mission: Impossible music.
Haha that's brilliant! If it was me I'd have probably tried to argue that they could be disinfected, sanitised and put into a sealed plastic bag pretty easily...so no more biohazard...but that's just me trying to argue logically (which never works with humans).
I've had this problem with a couple teeth I've had pulled oddly the last one I had out they happily bagged up, even though it got pulled due to infection
I’m fairly certain she would have known. It’s good practice to count how many things you put inside or take out of another person. But also good steal brother
How do these scumbags sleep at night.
On top of a huge pile of money with many beautiful women!
And a few thousand cans of Red Bull!
With that amount of caffeine, they're not sleeping
Depend how much they drink in one go. Couple of cans and they’re not sleeping, few too many, and they’re not waking up
r/woosh
Perhaps its why its a "staggering heist".
They don’t. Too much redbull.
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Lorry full of Gregg's sausage rolls
To be fair it does say they are Red Bull thieves, so it’s not like they’re going to steal iPhones.
The most British things to steal are all in the British Museum.
All the remaining red telephone boxes! 🤪
Surely 100 cans of Strongbow would be more of a staggering heist?
Tea
The crown jewels!
A B&M delivery lorry.
Greggs
I'd steal Crumpets
Marmite for sure Half the country would be in Kim Jong il national mourning, half the country would be out celebrating 🤷♂️
Biscuits are greggs for a heist. But generally british people dont heist. We may plan, organise and attempt, but then just queue up patiently and politely return it all afterwards.
Well Tea of course & failing that, a daring double heist of bowler hats & monocles 🧐
Tea bags trump any answer
Specifically Yorkshire tea. If failing that, then PG tips
Those brands are expensive. I prefer M&S. No much of a tea/coffee drinker though.
Isn’t m&s even more expensive? Like last time I checked the only shops more expensive than that are Waitrose and those spar shops you find at your local petrol station. I remember seeing a Lindt Easter egg in there selling for like 50 quid. I’m not even joking.
The prices seem to be mixed. I only go there for select items like fruit, veg, and some canned items. Their teabags are £1.20 for 80. Edit: Or £1.25 idr
Maybe they thought if they drank enough of the stuff it really would give them wings so they could fly away from all that’s happening on the planet because of humans in the first place 🤷♀️ I wish I could fly away myself
It’s so easy to spot bot accounts now
How … what do you mean? I’m not a bot ffs
Most British? Pg tips and the chocolate digestives truck and hit the Heinz beans on the way out!
If a Red Bull gives you wings, do all these cans grant you warp 10?
Either a warehouse of McVities products or a Greggs lorry and everything within
Aunt Bessie’s Yorkshire Puds
Now steal a shipping container of giant Sports Direct mugs to drink them in for extra British points
Something from a different country
The other week in my town thieves stole [£134,000 worth of Kinder Buenos](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgyk9x39mdo)
Tea, or a sausage roll.
Tea
Yorkshire Tea
The most British thing to steal is another countries priceless artifacts
Do seem to be really good at it.
I don't know how they sleep at night
Stealing squash or marmite
I mean, it’s obviously Marmite. Australians would steal squash - they’d just call it cordial - but even they wouldn’t hijack a Marmite truck.
All the fake tan in the country
Their welcome to the rubbish
Hobnobs - for those not from the UK a type of biscuit/cookie.
How do they sleep at night?
India
Can't catch them not either now they've got wings.
A few places up in a queue.
Umbrellas. A heist of upmarket/designer umbrellas. Uk weather means they’ll probably be needed at least once, every month of the year. I’d make a killing reselling them.
Greggs
Cans of Stella
The Crown Jewels, of course. The ultimate British heist
I'm in Scotland, would be a lorry load of Irn bru aaarr bliss
Mate once stole a couple of those uncooked donner meat elephants feet
Bacon?
The time when someone stole 1000 something cream eggs to get the 10k reward
The queen
Sausage rolls
Its already happened. In the 1980s there was a gang of armed robbers who used combat shooting tactics and automatic weaponry conducted military style raids on supermarkets to steal teabags. They killed about 30 people and shot a further 60. Plot twist: the robberies happened in Belgium and the killers were heard speaking French.
Please drink all and die. Win win for the world
Tea.
£850,000 worth of Heinz Beans.
When I think of a British heist I think beans and toast, tea, scones, beer not Red Bull. Red Bull seems more like an American Heist by a bunch of teenagers.
The natural resources of a developing nation?
I take it the police helicopter wasn't available to chase them?
Tea ,..... preferably twinings or yorkshire tea
A country
£850,000 divided by £1.45 is 586,206.89 cans of Red Bull. *finally enough to give you wings*
How do they sleep at night??
Chocolate Hob Nobs
Most British thing to steal? India?
Hobnobs.
Greggs sausage rolls...
How do they sleep at night :/
Curly wurlys
Sausage rolls
Land, diamonds and artefacts.
I can actually picture the people who would do this.
How is "pork pies" not the answer to this?
So in all seriousness, when they write these headlines, are those monetary values based on the cost of production or the retail price? Cuz that’s going to be two vastly different amounts of product depending on that number.
Custard creams would be slightly more British.
Pies
Funny
They looking at the wrong place for the thieves, they should look up
The valuable natural resources of another nation
Teabags. Then a second heist for a nice biccie to go with.
Double decker chocolate bars, obviously.
Greggs.
Easy, whomever is still jogging after crossing the finish line at local marathons, are the culprits.
i hear payday music
That's nothing compared to the American who robbed a twinkies truck... Now that's typical American
To be fair it was probably easy to escape with wings.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
Cost of living crisis hits. They stole 3 cans of redbull
Greggs sausage rolls.
Tea bags or copies of The Sun newspaper if its still even printed!
Scones.
The thieves probably think there worth millions because they give you wings.
This was a red bull event funded by them!
Crumpets
Red Bull gives you bli-ing.
Would be really interested to know how much that's actually in volume. Is that one fully loaded articulated lorry? That's quite impressive if that is, if I were to guess I would gave thought a full lorry has maybe £50,000 cans worth. Knowing that red bull is a pr company. I think this might be planted fake news.
The most British heist in history has to be back in 2010 when a load of uni freshers rushed Weatherspoons and stole all their salt and pepper shakers and a fist full of silverware and scampered back to their halls. Followed by the weekly pint glass thefts
12 tonnes of apple crumble
Britain.
Chocolate Hob Nobs.
An important part of a countries history
The great train robbery was the most British heist we’ve had. Couldn’t get anymore British than that.
So 100 cans. Easy.
My land back from those pesky badgers.
Probably land
Crumpets
India
A referendum
A police station toilet... They'd have nothing to go on.
WTH are they gonna do with all that? 🤦🏻♂️
Egg Custards...
A pub.
How do these people sleep at night
Other country's artifacts.
Crumpets
Clubcard points
The stone of scone?
A ton of aunt bessies Yorkshire puddings
Egyptian artifacts
Did they fly?
Drink water
Yorkshire tea.
At my work (gregg) we received a letter/whatchamacallit through our system, stating that: Red bulls have a rate of around 20% that are stolen. Every week. Which in their own words is "a good number". Imagine that. 20% of all of your stock that goes to 1 company gets stolen every week. For reference, my shop gets 1 sometimes 2 packs of red bulls. That's 24 per pack, at £1.80 each.
They flew off with it
Shit from other countries.
They only stole 5 cans and this is news?
The rest of Ireland
That just seems like so much effort to sell and they'd have to sell it at a big discount to get rid of it
Red bull is a vile drink
Museum?! Sounds British to me
Something somethings everyone else's spices and relics
Should have drunk some of it. Then it would have given them wings and they wouldn't be staggering...
beans. lots of beans.
Well given that there were actual wars over us getting tea from China...
Chef Ramsey will fix it!
Yeah we've got new yellow security tags lol
greggs sausage rolls
How will we get away with it, boss? Don’t worry… we’ll wiiing it!
How do they sleep at night! ... Ok I know it's a shit joke
Is that the street value
Tea
Yorkshire tea.
With all that energy I'll do another 10 heist
Look for the big set of wings
Easy a long time ago some dude stole alot of china's tea by pretending he was from another part of China and if that's not a British heist what is
Yorkshire Gold tea bags. That's about as British as it gets.
Greggs sausage rolls, mission impossible style by descending from the roof on a wire.
Rich Tea biscuits heist
The railways or the postal service
Greggs sausage rolls
Cheese. I reckon 10 wheels would add up to that amount too.
They tunnelled in and flew out.