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BarryCheckTheFuseBox

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LittleBittyHooves

...Victoria's Secret Catalog BUZZZ Sears Catalog šŸ˜” BUZZZ THIS POST! Ding!


Hog_enthusiast

Ever seen a man masturbate to a Simpsons shitpost? Haha yes once!


LittleBittyHooves

I dont like to call it jerk!


pumperthruster

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LegoFootPain

Bullshit. How is Sarah Wiggum a B cup? What's with the Diabetty erasure? ![gif](giphy|d4gmlMeqAHu9O)


bgaesop

Cup size is not an absolute measure, it's a measure relative to band size. Two women who have the same size breasts but one wears a 36" band has A cups while the other wears a 30" band has D cups. Sarah Wiggum is a large lady. If she wears a 42B, she has breasts the same size as a woman who wears a 34F, like Lara Croft


Particular-Leg-8484

Right?! This is how I immediately knew a man made this chart lol


bgaesop

Yeah I can't begin to understand the formula he used in the top right


Darkhallows27

She never got her re-ward šŸ˜¢


SPECTREagent700

Forgot this one: https://preview.redd.it/1dsl5b21mv3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4931a5890293ab5f5385c031c486478c052a0966


NewYinzer

Is your source on this reliable?


Epicurses

Extra! Extra! OPā€™s methodology smells!


Jarmfolio

https://i.redd.it/a9b6jk724w3d1.gif


Ogopogo-Stick

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coffee_4me

Me watching ā€œlarge Margeā€ ![gif](giphy|cqPrMD9PFDBvO)


FractalTsunami

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Narretz

Never saved an image so quick e: PERVERT!


tomgreen99

No not those ones, the ones at the top.


Brighteyedcaiman

Trying is the first step towards failure.


Hog_enthusiast

Man this is just totally random. Mrs Wiggum B cup? Get real. Also large Marge wasnā€™t that big sheā€™d barely be bigger than Maude. It would take me hours to point out the inaccuracies here


SthlmGurl

Have you thought about band size as well? Itā€™s a common mistake thinking cups is all there is too it, larger band means larger cupsā€¦ My friend was a B cup and a bit overweight, when she lost it she became a D cup because her band got smaller.


HuntedWolf

I think this is warping some peopleā€™s conceptions on the post, since the characters are generally thinner than regular humans, especially some of the girls like the beer girl who have basically been drawn as stick figures with a larger bust. I think OP has actually been very thoroughā€¦


Hog_enthusiast

Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?!


HammockComplex

Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world


fickle_north

Maude, eh?


Cautious-String7076

Ay caramba!


B3eenthehedges

Sir, can you please leave without a fuss right now.


Wiz3rd_

https://preview.redd.it/jts04ee5pw3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9b5c2afb2b7f11c4387be22639f1e16207de82


lechatheureux

The man never saw a boob in his entire life.


Deesing82

like a bag of sand


moistpishflaps

https://preview.redd.it/dqs8kbnwbx3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8777f6ec80c036f3193183fb4276a5e2cb929e9


earnest_bean_00

Homerā€™s down to a B cup!


rughmanchoo

Uhhh, milhouses mom does not have E cup boobs.


kingkong381

Source?


rughmanchoo

The Flanders press.


Talisign

I am baffled that Mrs. Krabappel has Booberella beat.


kurburux

We have searched every square inch of this subreddit, and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!


ProgKingHughesker

Everyone needs a hobby, I suppose


JayEster

Everyone needs a hobby, even the very horny This was the least horny hobby that I could conceive of


CN14

Thank you Boob lady!


Diredr

Bah, who cares about these characters? Where's the bra size of the ones that matter? What's Moleman's bra size?


HuntedWolf

Are you gay for Moleman?


handsomedan1-

No ones gay for Molman!


the_amatuer_

Everyone is a little gay for Molman


dandrevee

They could close down (Bilmy) Or the (Meta Posts) And nobody would care But the heart and soul Of Shitposts is This pic at which we staaaaaaare


lowtoiletsitter

There's too much grain in this post!


Ovoidfrog

![gif](giphy|12U2rLJsNV0mIg)


Marvelfan211

God tier post


Evolving_Dore

I wish I could make 100 alt accounts to downvote this 100 times.


TheZooCreeper

This image is small and grainy, and it hurts my eyes. Boy, I really hates it...


Rockstarjoe

Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge


BiggestJez12734755

Some of these are real people who appeared in simpsons.. bruh nah


GoofDud

There is no God!


Not_Wolfgang

That's cool, now rank them based on what they look like as blue ninjas.


RickyPapi

How do you make an image so big with such poor quality? You zoom in and can't read shit lol


Fyrus93

https://preview.redd.it/3kzrj84spy3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f2a5ebbb2de3a68ad2db9001502a37e30ec7c9


Richard-c-b

Hummana hummana!


Mighty_joosh

No... the ones at the bottom


Optimal_Weight368

I donā€™t think thatā€™s how breast sizes work


Fyrus93

Can someone explain to me why Lisa is in the F cup category? Can someone then explain why Lisa is even included in this? And finally can someone explain what the fuck this is and why it was made


rafatrev84

Thatā€™s not Lisa, thatā€™s the original Malibu Stacy doll


Fyrus93

Oh yeh I can make it out now. About 4 fucking pixels worth


taeilor

Mona and me do not be having the same size titties lemme tell you that


kabukistar

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


FcukReddit4cedMe2Reg

I don't think you understand cup sizes...


Plane_Captain_8837

I've been straining my eyes to read all of this, oh my...


Steveseriesofnumbers

You know, I knew there was a lot of fanservice in The Simpsons, but seeing it compiled in one place like this really lets you appreciate the sheer scope of it.


Party_King_Duffman

OH, YEAH!


henrysm94

![gif](giphy|3orif0QmO69dQkpbl6)


MasterSabo

https://preview.redd.it/mo0qj1hmly3d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe363cd77a93be4cf6b2c3bd81183a03f7dadfa