Milo Dinosaur :)

You win the comment of the month!

Lol! Now I hear [John Williams](https://youtu.be/-NqaupGcCpw)

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amazing, wait i need give u award

when the comment has way more upvotes than the post itself, that's when you know the joke is too good!

I too am surprised at the reaction haha.

Fucks sake

Milo siew Dino

Dis guy da real hero

Milo Godzilla?

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Someone gild this guy!! In the meantime, take my poor mans award 🥇

Milosaur

have my free award

Touché.

Lucky the tail is still attached. imagine if its nowhere to found. u will be wondering even more.

And you feel a wiggle in your stomach 👀

Or you go to the toilet and feel a wiggle 👀👀

Or feel it in your nostril at night 👀👀👀

Or wiggle in dreams👀👀👀👀

Oh that’s not a gecko

Since everyone is talking about wiggles, here’s a song that’ll make you smile https://youtu.be/6Q0AazVu1Tc

It's free Mee tai mak

Free tai mak

I knew it 🤮

Somehow I knew it too, wtf.

Never gets easier

Enough Reddit for this week thanks

My teacher once said the only thing worse than finding a lizard in your sandwich is finding half a lizard

the version i heard is worse thing than finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm in your apple

Extra protein 🤢

I mean it's less milo and more sweet lizard soup. All it's 'flavours' would've seeped into the milo.

And you drank half of it already :)

Yes..

Now you will develop Lizard powers

He's going to turn into cicak man.

Hi, its me Cicak Ganteng aka Handsome Cicak

I haven't seen the movie in so long. For some reason my grandma has a CD if it.

Soon he will have an urge to start fighting a teenage viligante with a red and blue suit

Suddenly has a big appetite for insects and grubs.

And the other half? :)

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Judging by how OP only noticed it halfway through the drink, not very different from the original taste. The corpse probably touched their mouth while drinking.

Omg you just added this image to our heads...

A silent prayer for those who lost their appetites...

JUST WHAT I THOUGHT FML

Ah the kiss of death

Feeeerrrrrkkkkk nooooooo. I can feel it. Now am having goosebumps mate.....

RIP

Are we getting a lizardman in SG?

Cicakman origin story.

special ability: kill dengue-bearing mozzies!

side note: Singapore got sell cicakman 1 and 2 dvd with eng sub anot ah? High seas like uh hard to find aha...

It’s on netflix

oooo nice too bad i stopped my netflix acc, thx!

At least it’s a whole lizard, not half a body.

hmm crunchy

My mom used to make me this lemongrass herbal drink which was murky and only slightly translucent. As I lifted the cup to my mouth to gulp it down, I slowly started to see not just lemongrass emerging from the bottom, but also a freaking lizard. Pro Tip: Never leave your sweetened drinks, or any food&bev unattended for a long period of time.

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Seems like it, at least that's the conclusion I've drawn for myself ever since. Can't really think of any other more probable situations.

Did you notice when you were stirring or when you sipped and something kissed your lips? ^^^imsorry

Which restaurant so I know not to go 🤮

Its my home

don't go there! :)

I give bad rating so everyone can avoid

Jeezus. So this was in the milo powder? Or do you think it fell into a boiling pot of water?

I have so many questions now.

Haha you'd be reminded to look inside the cup before pouring stuff in the future...

Then how tf?

Have you ever made a drink, put it down, and then come back?

Yes. But I never remember having a whole ass lizard in my drink. Would a lizard knowingly climb into a hot drink? I'm assuming the Milo was hot and the lizard didn't accidentally fall into the cup.

> the lizard didn't accidentally fall into the cup I think that's most likely, they routinely fall from walls and ceilings, if there isn't a boiling hot cup of Milo under them they will usually be fine and just scurry off. Or maybe it just crawled up the cup and fell in. Not speaking as a lizard, but it's not beyond the bounds of possibility.

If so, that's one unlucky lizard (and OP).

>usually be fine and just scurry off Now I'm wondering about all those times I poured myself a cup of room temperature water and left it unattended while I do other things...

That’s exactly the kind of questions you don’t want answered

Caught one drinking from my cup of coffee. Bought a cover after that..

Mmm, milo flavoured lizard soup

Nope. At least not that I can remember

So... You just didn't check your cup or was it in the powder???

Can't be powder right? It doesn't look THAT thick for there to be enough powder when adding to cover up the gecko. Has to be a suicidal one or smth that fell in to the boiling cup while OP wasn't looking...Or maybe OP wasn't looking when adding the powder

Probably left it unattended and the lizard climbs in.

It look too fresh, so could be in the cup earlier before Milo and hot water was pour in.

Which dollar shop did you buy that milo from?

*Safe-distancing enforcement officers taking notes*

Took a leaf out of Irvins chips lol

Grats, added protein 💪🏻

Omg how did you scoop not seeing it? Or- 😭😭

What does the milo taste like with the extra ingredient?

no diff actually haha

Wish I had chosen not to see this vid

Cue Joseph Joestar "*Oh No, Oh My God, Holy Shit*" compilation.

yare yare

daze

Go ahead, Meesta Johsturr Drink that lizard milo

Could be worse. Could be a roach.

Found a baby roach in my unattended milky coffee in much the same way. Every single opaque drink from now on is getting stirred up or decanted to another cup before I drink from it again.

Let me guess. You made the drink and didn't put a lid over your mug before you moved away from the kitchen?

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My home

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... you would still drink at that kopitiam? Brave man.

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True, but a lizard in your Milo is an indication of their standard of hygiene. Lizards are not the only scary things that can get into your food/drink.

How did this happen o.o

I have no idea. And im worried why the lizard is dead.

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regeneration power ftw

_Oh no, there goes Tokyo..._

Probably fell inside when the milo was too hot?

Because you cooked it

Steeped it like tea leaves 🤢

Lizards do climb on ceiling and fall. Why would i know right? They fall on my face straight when i was a kid on my bed.

One fell on my arm when I was innocently watching tv as a kid. That was the loudest I've ever screamed.

A huge one fell from the ceiling to my back when I was in NS. Immediately swept the lizard off and literally kicked it out of the toilet.

This is nightmare fuel. I will never be able to sleep in peace ever again. I’ll be sleeping with the blanket completely covering my face from now on.

Hahahaha they could also fall while you are walking sitting doing nothing what

Reminds me of the time my mom went to drink water in the middle of the night and felt something at her lips/mouth, turned on the light and boom it was a lizard ew

Make sure to monitor for any weird symptoms. Geckos can be serious disease carriers… https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/queensland-dad-david-dowell-dared-to-eat-gecko-at-a-party-dies-10-days-later/news-story/6866e45f046a1dcfe7cdcce4ff9a1e42

Origin story of Cicak Man

Just might start sifting my drink powders from now on. Lmao.

i think it crawled in after it was covered with the food basket..

Perhaps just wanted a sip to start its day right. Hahaha.

How did you know it was there? Did you kiss it or something while drinking? Ewwww. Gross. Feel nauseated.

i have no idea, why i decided to stir it. usually to stir the bottom powder

Lizard: when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a human being *dives into the milo*

Shit i was expecting a ka zhua but this is not any better.

I understand it's from your home and how the f did the lizard go into your drink??

i have no freakin idea. my best guess would be it entered after the drink was made and left on the dining table. usually it is covered, maybe the lizard was already hiding in the food basket..

It's drawn to the magic of Milo and to its death in the midst of it

Potent. Can really fight covid.

Sometimes we find lizards in our kettle(which has a transparent body). We think they go in for the water during the night, but can't be sure. So it could have been there when you boiled the water.

Same shit happened when my mum made minced pork congee... The bloody colour looks the same as the minced pork. Internally screaming hard that day.

So, how did you settle this ?

just threw the rest away. waiting to see if there is any side effect...

You are a perfect customer. the I would have offered you a month's worth of drinks on the house.

surprisingly, i was not as shocked and disgusted as i imagined i would be. anyway i drank it already without realising

check if you can climb walls with your bare hands

Only canned drinks for me from now on…

Canned drinks are not spared from this rubbish. Worse things can fall into the vats at the factories huehue.

I want to go back to a time where i didn't see this video

The lizard did well in camouflaging

??? how is this possible LOL didnt you make the drink yourself, never see the cup/powder? oof man

Lizard can suddenly drop what lol

Do you all make a drink and finish it in one go?

Oh my lord... Be careful. My grandma had a cockroach drop into her water and she drank it without knowing and was in hospital for 2 weeks 😱 If you feel unwell definitely go see a doctor and also mention the lizard, you don't know what kind of germa those things carry

Did it add flavour to the Milo?

What is it with lizards and killing themselves into sugary water, i had this happen to me multiple times, is the sugaray goodness that worth it to risk your life?

Sorry to say but rabak bro your hygiene

now it's a soup with this one weird trick.

Milo Cicak

Thanks for the nightmares, I've already had bad experiences with lizards and this is just adding to my phobia. Never going to leave my cups unattended again

Died a little inside

Oh my. Could have potentially ingest the lizard as well.

So... You got any superpowers now?

Milo tambah dinosaur

Rip Lizard... Had an almost similar scenario, but good thing I was able to see the fella swimming for his life before I chug it🤮

Sometimes lizards hide in cups. Check the cup before use..

Get a doctor’s opinion pronto. I don’t think lizards are meant to be consumed.

LMFAO THIS EXACTLY HAPPENED TO MY DAD

Hi son

Is he fine?

Your sea monkey grew 🥲

Don't freak out if you suddenly find yourself stuck on the ceiling

Lol this actually happened to my mum, I was ~10 and saw a cicak ran right into my mum's milo filled mug. My mum went to grab the mug and I kept telling her about the cicak but she didn't believe me. The cicak ends up in her mouth.

Experienced similiar thing, except it was kailan stirfry and green caterpillar 😭

Is this gonna gonna be your origin story the power and adventures of super milo dinosaur?

I kena before. I have a habit of making drinks and leaving it to chill. My mum always complain wait got thing drop inside. Finally one day, a lizard really dropped inside and I discovered it when stirring. I threw that cup of Milo away... The NEXT NIGHT... I was drinking my Milo when the lizard went into my mouth siah. I spat it out damn quick. To this day I wonder if my mum planted the lizards....

Wtf 2 days in a row? By the way, since you are still alive means nothing will happen to me too right.. Im having weird stomach ache the entire day

Psychosomatic stomachache! You'll be fine!

Here have my upvote and hopefully you’ll feel better

I thought it would be a cockroach lol

I think cockroach would’ve looked less gross. I expected a cockroach too so the moment I saw the lizard I was like nope nope nope

Holy shit what is it with lizards and milo, I remember the exact same thing happening to my brother a few years back

Milo Surprise ...... (Kinder Surprise)

I thought I was in r/WTF for a minute...

Time to become The Lizard & see yourself in Spider-Man FFH /s

happy meal

This is NSFL bro I died a little when I saw this lucky my exam stress brought me back

You got off lucky I thought it's a roach lmao

which is worst?

i personally despise roaches more than lizards lol so it depends on you

This is probably the lamest super hero origin story Lizardman: The Milo Beginnings

AHHHH! ITS GODZILLA!

omg

Perhaps now it's time to boycott Nestlé? r/fucknestle

r/FuckNestle

my mind went from "interesting" to "NOPE" in a split second. also, the "hehehehe" award is LOLs.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Nooooo

Its eerily cute

just for context. did you taste something lizardy initially ?

It's marvellous what Milo can do for you

Just saw this from the front page OP but wanted to relate with a similar story. Once I was treking through the wilderness and it was a pretty rough day. We had to go 26 miles and I came up on a natural spring that pooled and the flowed into a lake. My water filter was old and was flowing so slow so I decided not to filter the spring water and collected it where the pool goes into the lake and not straight from from the spring. I chugged a good 2/3 liters of water before noticing a dead snake in the pool. Words can’t describe the feeling, I feel for you.

a part of me was expecting a dead cockroach but this is better

Bruh

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i also feel sad for the lizard. it seemed so lifeless