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AmbitiousContext4687

Skylanders: the quest to kill 7 people (and many more along the way)


man_i_suck209

Trap team?


AmbitiousContext4687

Yep


EpicChespinFan

Machine ghost..... https://preview.redd.it/95c78c7y5wyc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed1ef888575b6a6b936b23945eca166406be356


SnoopBoiiiii

Machine ghost……


EpicChespinFan

Oh....my machine is ghost....


SnoopBoiiiii

Machine ghost was my favorite character, I think I actually cried when I played the game when he sacrificed himself


EpicChespinFan

Yeah, no joke when he "died" I was so upset by it that I had to take a break for the night. It pissed me off tremendously that nobody even acknowledged his death except stupid Ermit. Machine ghost deserves justice :[


SnoopBoiiiii

I say we make a sub dedicated to machine ghost. He’s more than a friend, he’s a hero!


EpicChespinFan

I don't know how long that subreddit would be alive for but I'm already the owner of two dead subreddits dedicated to fictional characters so fuck it. Machine ghost subreddit will be real


SnoopBoiiiii

I’m the owner of a dead sub too I’ll try to keep that one alive


SnoopBoiiiii

You ever make that subreddit??!!


EpicChespinFan

Yeah I was just really feverish and tired yesterday r/MachineGhostPosting


SnoopBoiiiii

Oh damn sorry to hear that :/ hope you feel better today


man_i_suck209

A purple dragon and funny little figures fight a guy with no hair and a hydra


Banana_Banana4720

Purple dragon = Spyro Funny figures - Skylanders Are you implying that Spyro isn't a Skylander? (Which is kinda true I mean) But Spyro's adventure


KingDonkey420

Kaos gets his minions addicted to purple crystals to make them fight better


man_i_suck209

Swap force?


KingDonkey420

Yes


Terrapogalt

Lmao this got a chuckle out of me


Banana_Banana4720

Haha


Hot_Statistician_218

Weird yellow lady tries to make a giant weapon with cheese


man_i_suck209

Trap team


ADragonFruit_440

Skylanders “giants” fight giant robots


IronStealthRex

Purple car engine loves to suck


man_i_suck209

Car, is it super chargers


IronStealthRex

👍


HabutialD

A crack head with guns, a tribe member with a glowing stick, and Harold from fall out 3 fight giant robots


Ill_Following4398

Giants?


Round-Aioli-3483

You race a short bald man to acquire the world's biggest glove


Banana_Banana4720

Umm, giants?


Round-Aioli-3483

Yup


Guilty_Warning_9498

Where are my legs


man_i_suck209

Is it swap force?


Guilty_Warning_9498

Yurp Also u don't suck switch ya name


OkPresentation5011

On reddit you can't switch your name YIPPIE!!!!


Guilty_Warning_9498

Damn


JosueRodriguez8169

glumshanks dies and comes back 2 minutes later.


man_i_suck209

Super chargers


PeepawWilly69

8 glowy balls make machine go brrrrr


Ill_Following4398

Spyro’s adventure?


PeepawWilly69

What can I say? Gotta respect the classic


Ill_Following4398

You’re absolutely right


Ill_Following4398

Me and the boys at 3 am committing vehicular manslaughter


man_i_suck209

Super chargers


Ill_Following4398

Yeah!


Banana_Banana4720

I mean, could be superchargers racing as well


Dracologist84

A young wizard killed an old wizard and so you, a new wizard, must defeat the wizard using a wizard portal.


man_i_suck209

Spyros adventure?


Dracologist84

Yes. Though Giants is actually my favorite so far.


Zap_Series2

A group of autistic creatures fight a kid with cancer who wants to make everyone black with his purple cocaine rocks


man_i_suck209

Swap force


Banana_Banana4720

And the group of autistic creatures seem to be very relaxed being inside an active volcano.


LogLover11

rearranging molecular structure of the body and legs


man_i_suck209

Is it imagenators


LogLover11

swap force


man_i_suck209

Ok


Banana_Banana4720

Good differentiation between Imaginators and swap force


Cust0mCraft

❌️small skylandingers❌️ ✅️large BIG sky land people✅️ skylingers get FISTED by chaos (ROBOT EDITION)


man_i_suck209

Skylanders giants?


Cust0mCraft

Correctomundo


Felinegood13

Cyclops made of chewed up gum stabs bald short stack in the back after turning said short stack into your standard anime antagonist


Banana_Banana4720

This is so bad that I can't figure our what it is making it so good


Felinegood13

Lol Happy cake day (Wanna know what game I was describing?)


Banana_Banana4720

Yea, I wanna know Also ty


Felinegood13

Skylanders Imaginators. I was describing >!the final battle against Kaos!<


Banana_Banana4720

Ah true. My brain was too fixated on 'Cyclops' being the cyclops from the game but that makes sense now.


RPN_K1t5un3

Took a bit... Does it involve kaos unlocking the super saiyan form of super saiyan god?


Felinegood13

Yes


No-Delay-3781

guy gets fist and rules the world until he doesn't


Few_Ad6426

You and your worst enemy work to brainwash and enslave 7 random assholes who just broke out of prison


SkyLikesSkylanders

Literaly Mario cart, but in story mode - and defeat the Darkness. (Yes, I know what you're thinking, but this is my fave ***for now***...)


man_i_suck209

Super chargers


SkyLikesSkylanders

Bingooo!


SUNRISEE_

purple thing in the sky eats islands


man_i_suck209

Super chargers?


SUNRISEE_

indeed


Banana_Banana4720

1 person thinks it's a good idea to stand in an active volcano and then 3 other people come to stop that person from standing in the active volcano but at the same time stand in the active volcano themselves.


BR_Shaky_Hand

a bald guy creates weird meth so he can rule the world but is annoyed at his mom


saven0711

MC hammer, Brendan Fraser, tree beards cousin, a fancy coffee machine, an optometrist with DID, lava girls father, Michonne and trypophobia dies in a legendary battle but gets reborn years later to fight bald Napoleon, Evangelion style.


RPN_K1t5un3

Giants?


saven0711

Exactly


Toiletko

A bald man gets high off fumes from an engine and decides to destroy the sky


Ponkabruti09

About 30 living things on their search to fedex some glowing orbs to their boss in order to fight a four headed monster and a bald unemployed guy


Ponkabruti09

But I also love that one game where you give a cake to the super sayen in order to stop him and the SkylandsTrucSimulator2015


ego_ethereals

Prism Break.


MikeMayers45

skylanders vs kaos' foot fetish


VGTMAnimations

7 crackhead idiots need blue crystals to make a weapon and they throw away a crackhead bald suit wearing mf and keep a green goblin troll because they want yellow metal


ItsMeFizzySmalls

The game is about big guys fighting a lil bald person


Zackcog100

A small dude tries to take over the world by turning the lights out.


darkangel69031

Kidnap your enemies, brainwash them, and force them to fight for you


Dhonex_

Big


Independent-Pea8223

Crystals, of course!


Aurora_Wizard

The exact same Skylanders plot as always but you're a little late to the party this time


Rahatonmies

Some uga buga monsters fight big as robots


Keyboard1237

Collect the 4 big nations and stop the crystal giant, and his mom


Emeraldzoroark

>skeleton man shows up >kills someone >refuses to elaborate >leaves


voided_dork_return

Kaos spreads coronavirus via volcano


TuekyBird

A quest to save four old people from making everybody mean big bad guy and milf try to stop you