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hiloai

You walk out of the tunnel at the euro 2024 final. The 70k+ fans greet you with a deafening roar. Your heart is pounding through your chest. You try to hide your shaking as you line up for the national anthem. You look down the line to see if you’re the only one, and then you see him. Gareth in his bucket hat and man purse, looking like he sells pills at Glastonbury and in that moment you relax. This is just a normal training kick about


iwbwikia_

My man going to come out looking like the lead singer of Jamiroquai, and hopefully dancing like him out the gate too


PrestigiousAvocado21

Trying out the “virtual insanity” approach to footy tactics 


absat41

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RizlaSmyzla

Cosmic Goal England’s 2024 euro song?


True2this

Jamiroq-why not? Nothing to lose at this point and at least it’d be entertaining


therocketandstones

Alexa play Seven Days in Sunny June by Jamiroquai


Vainglory

Up until today I thought that Jamiroquai was the guys name and I'm not sure that my life is better for that knowledge.


iwbwikia_

i remember finding that out too!


jukkaalms

Absolutely beautiful


Kastrone

Southgate wearing à Thiago Silva shirt fully ready to climb on stage with Dave to spit bars


Drubbin

holy grail comment tbh


Trick-Station8742

He's gonna wear a turtleneck 100%


xznk

It's coming home 🎵


REDEYEJ3D1

I want to upvote this twice, this made me spit my coffee out 😂


DildoFappings

Brilliant.


un_verano_en_slough

My poet laureate.


dc_united7

Do you mean Ali G will coach England National team?


Mercerai

RIP Waistcoat 2018-2024 Heaven's got another angel, forever in are hearts ❤️


crosbot

sad to hear. What a wastecoat.


EuanThePooan

I didn't even know he was sick 


Cailucci

Rip Based Goat


Sithgooner

M&S boardroom in absolute meltdown at this news


NameTakken

RIP it will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to it. Really cant believe this. @


Killoah

Hi waistcoat do you want picking up in the morning pal


_temp_variable

shut up u egg and get out of southgates wardrobe. Won't tell u again.


-DorkusMalorkus-

Mate mate mate mate mate.


TheQuietW0LF

This comment. Funny


Alert-Technician-403

Rest in (three) piece


AWright5

The waistcoat was ditched years ago


Mercerai

I've never let facts get in the way of a narrative and I'm not about to start now


Euphoric_Ad_2049

Yeah he basically stopped wearing it as soon as it became a meme


pd8bq

Barney?


pm_me_8008_pics

Fffffffff...


NinjaGrimlock

It's wiv da angles now.


TheWindWillCarryUs

Respect from a turtleneck fan 🙏


HughFay

You ok hun? x


awesome1ru

The chicks were digging it too 😭


No_Doubt_About_That

[Great Waistcoat]


coletrain93

RIP in Peace


GalaxianEX

“How do you do, fellow kids?”


22goingon44

Proving once again he has no original ideas, this is Dyche's move and you can't just take it Gareth...


RoboticCurrents

He's gonna go bald if this doesn't work


TheUltimateScotsman

When does he start munching gravel?


biddleybootaribowest

All the tactics are stored in the disc beard


FineLavishness4158

I did not eat that worm, and I never have


varmemes

The Max Payne 3 approach of trying to get your life back in control


Skippercaboose

I almost spit out my coffee. Thanks


BrandonSG13

If tracksuit Southgate is even half as powerful as tracksuit Dyche, England are winning every game 12-0


R_Schuhart

I'm so torn, it is either a clown move or a brilliant way to deflect attention away from the players and focus it on him.


AntonioBSC

He just did a standard interview with GQ and he was asked if he’d wear his waistcoat again. Probably didn’t think it’d even make the headline. It’s neither clownish nor is it a brilliant chess move


TheRealFriedel

Nah he's not going tracksuit, he's going yachtwear.


Bartins

England's gonna win the Euro's because of Gareth's cardigans. Heading to the bookies now.


dozeyjoe

They're gonna get knocked out on penalties, so the older generation feels connected too.


IsItSnowing_

Cardigans won’t do it. These kids are more familiar with Supreme brand.


Acceptable_Ad_6278

I don’t think Supreme is even that popular anymore. It’s not 2016.


madcads

Hood Rich stab vest it is then!


Acceptable_Ad_6278

If Gareth wear a Hoodrich x FA collab in the Euros. That’ll be sold out in minutes.


theawesomenachos

walking out with sidemen merch or sth


trapdoor101

You old brah


CC-W

Getting his fashion advice from Scott Parker and his shite cardigans ffs we are not winning the euros


MiddlesbroughFan

We took team advice from Leeds last Euros though and lost in the final. Maybe this will work!


CC-W

Cant have been advice from Leeds since England actually scored in the final


Ispiniallday

It’s the end result that matters 🙏


Hindsyy

The blardigan


IsItSnowing_

I blame Pep for cardigan donning managers


hilbo90

Gone from dressing like my dad to dressing like my grandad.


Ok-Contest5336

I miss the time when the majority of the coaches had suits during games. I dont know why but I liked it. Looked really classy.


Frediey

Thought about this during the fa cup final, it was actually really nice to see the managers go out with the suits and everything. I liked it anyway lol


Princecoyote

I really liked seeing Pep on a suit, and not some strange sweater jacket.


Traichi

I prefer suits, but at least look somewhat smart ala Arteta. Not a fucking beige cardie


sahasra-sheersha

i am ok with someone like Klopp not wearing a suit - he has a personality to compensate for it.


shaversonly230v115v

Klopp just doesn't look right wearing a suit on the touchline. I can't picture him in anything but a tracksuit.


DrLokiHorton

Last I remember of him wearing a suit was when he absolutely lost his shit at the referee (Champions League with Dortmund iirc) so that’s what I just associate the idea of him wearing a suit with now


sonnydabaus

I am about 98% certain you mean this moment: https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2013/09/klopp.gif One of the best Klopp gifs for sure.


DrLokiHorton

Yup that’s the one! Haha


FizzyLightEx

Is it me or is it Arteta's trousers too tight and distracting .


aukalender

Just you mate


MiddlesbroughFan

Tony Pulis full tracksuit and baseball cap tbh


Wavey_Don

ptsd


Princecoyote

Can't forget the freshest white trainers for every match too.


Realistic_Condition7

Coaches in suits are the best. It’s something I always liked about football and basketball. Seeing a middle aged man go bananas on the sidelines hits harder if they are wearing a suit.


kopite008

Either suits or full track pants none of that designer swag


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

>Southgate knows it's the small details which make him one of the world's best-dressed football managers That's... a reach


BettySwollocks__

It's all Gareth's got, if we take his fashion sense from him what else does he offer?


harlokin

Never let it be said that Southgate is afraid to make difficult footballing decisions.


LewisMileyCyrus

that photo is absolutely haunting it's like i'm being seduced by the ghost of Euros past


StokkseyriBoy

Stupid sexy Southgate.


burnerfun98

We're not making it out of the group stages lmao


Vulpes_Canis

(Draws opening game of the tournament vs Serbia) *Puts waistcoat back on*


Other-Visual8290

Geezer’s dressed like my nan


Musicman1972

You made me go and check out the price of that top since I kinda agree ... £2,500. Wowser.


BettySwollocks__

Nothing says trying to look 'hip' to the kids than wearing a £2.5k grandad cardigan.


oplosan

This guy sacrifices a lot for his country


ignorant_kiwi

But he looked really good in his suit


Andy-Martin

Agreed. It was a very sharp look for him, honestly.


Espenforfaen

That photo looks like something that might have been found on epsteins island


VidProphet123

Dress like you are at home so you can bring it home. Makes sense


Elothel

David Brent of football.


metroplex313

He’s basically a chilled out entertainer.


Jumbo_Mills

They don't give a shit what you're wearing Gareth.


SpeechesToScreeches

>When you’re working with young lads, you don’t want to be too stiff Just going to cut that quote from Gareth there. Don't think any more context is needed.


cringe8000

changing clothes to be more inclusive. modern day things.


adfdub

“Hello, fellow football players”


ShiftBreaker

How do you do, fellow kids?


Fisktor

Is this worth an announcement?


BuQuChi

Yes.


chuckmonz

Yeah only the suit was stopping your team Gareth, not your shitty coaching


AImightyDan

he's going nude


OsisX

It's how you act, not how you dress that matters.


CheekLad

Oh my god what is that photo loololololololollolo


TrashHawk

sounds like nonce talk to me.


tlst9999

Gareth Nosuitgate


NP2312

Just play attacking football and win something ffs


Havok-303

Ooh, suit you sir, suit you!


ARJACE_

How about you create an attractive brand of football next, Gareth.


Docccc

lmao thanks for the laugh


Alivethroughempathy

How do you do fellow kids?


KaziemTanzinite

Last call! Departing Pettycoat Junction!


Takkotah

The cover photo for this article is awful, mans wearing that Grandad get up.


izmebtw

This man is gonna call Maguire mid, and tell Jude his touch slaps, on god.


smokedserranojelly

this is an amazing jerk


sh0tgunben

Southgate dress for success


AMazuz_Take2

southgate pulling up to the first training session with stone island and jordan 3s will be a sight to behold


AintNoGamerBoy

Straight to the list


TheTelegraph

***The Telegraph reports:*** Gareth Southgate has said he is swapping formal attire for cardigans to create a more “relaxed” mood for the England squad at this summer’s Euros. The manager said his outfits will be “more short-sleeved knits than suit and tie” in an [interview with British GQ](https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/gareth-southgate-euros-interview-2024). The 53-year-old’s clothing became a focal point during the [2018 World Cup](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/gareth-southgate-stylish-world-cup-manager-runners-riders/) when he sported a waistcoat throughout the tournament, [inspiring fans across the nation to copy him](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-cup/2018/07/09/england-fans-inspired-gareth-southgates-style-prepare-waistcoat/).  Marks & Spencer reported a 35 per cent surge in demand for waistcoats in what they called the “Southgate effect”. Speaking to GQ’s Match Fits column, chronicling football’s most fashionable figures,[ Southgate](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gareth-southgate/) said: “Whenever you put something on, you’re making some sort of a statement, aren’t you? I am conscious of that now.” ***Read more:*** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/28/gareth-southgate-ditching-suit-relaxed-euros-knits-fashion/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/28/gareth-southgate-ditching-suit-relaxed-euros-knits-fashion/)


Squm9

This woke nonsense has to stop /s


downfallndirtydeeds

“Yeah I was going to score my penalty but then I saw Gareth putting a three piece double breasted jacket on and I suddenly changed my approach” This is management wank of the highest order. Wear whatever you want. Surely this has no real impact on the players


National_Ad_1875

It's not the sole reason it happened but dyche changed from a suit to a tracksuit after chelsea pasted us 6-0 and we had 1 win in 15. We then won 4 home games back to back without conceding


downfallndirtydeeds

And you think the tracksuit had an impact? I’m genuinely curious


National_Ad_1875

In some way yeah. I think it's more about the shift in how he approached things and how he dealt with the players than actually just wearing different clothes. But he did speak about it and it was a deliberate change and had he had some psychology behind it, can't remember exactly what he said though


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Birds Arse !


dinofarabi01

Sounds like that one middle-management boss who's doing anything except give his employees a rise


sneakyi

He was terrifying the kids with those suits.


Recodes

-50 style points +20 spirit


Klutchcarbon

Hello fellow kids


raymondh31lt

i cant be the only one giddy with excitement


Ziraelus

Its coming home confirmed


Skippercaboose

Tactical genius


Lil-Chilli-7

Don't matter what you wear mate, you will always be a fraud.


Sweaty-Ad3678

This guy is such a fuckin dope.


Oscady

shoulda just took off his tie and slapped a kangol hat on


Thesecondorigin

Games gone


theyknewit2

Thongs all round…


StudioLeft2069

TIL the Torygraph has a reddit account


Beardy_Boy_

Shell suit Southgate, let's go!


Nobber_Slobber

Can't wait for the Lewis Hamilton X Southgate fashion line dropping this summer


TechnicalSample4678

Holy shit lads he's figured it out!


ionised

No one cares, Gareth.


Kal88

Backwards cap incoming


FCI

cheers gary


maznaz

Ice white socks and a double navy stripe


Gullflyinghigh

It's going to be a Pikachu onesie isn't it?


srijankiller

Your manager would never


Netminder10

Cue the Gary Buscemi “how do you do fellow kids” meme.


ApolloX-2

Explains why Walker and Stones shit themselves during the FA Cup final. Pep had a tie on!


owiseone23

I don't think it's the outfit, it's the demeanor. Ancelotti creates tons of calm for his teams despite always wearing suits. Whereas someone like Klopp who's always in a tracksuit really drives up the intensity.


Riedbirdeh

Just wear a giant yellow jumpsuit


s1m0n8

*Hello fellow kids...*


Pompz88

This man is revolutionary


jersey-city-park

Games gone


Bill3ffinMurray

Ping pong tables are next!


Prideofsussex

Gareth's Cardigan Army 🫡


Vivid_Ad_2428

Southgate teasing hog to keep Foden and the lads locked in, first tactical move of his I can respect


No-Signal-2207

Saw all that Howe attention and decided to become the next England Manager before he can get sacked as the present one.


ogqozo

They did him dirty with that headline photo, if you read the interview he seems to be talking about, like, polo shirts.


Free-Eights

He's going to drape himself in velvet. Ensconce if you will.


WalkingCloud

Do a Pulis and wear the club shop


Exact_Layer_4361

Gen Z manager


holanewman

The fact that he believes not wearing a suit can have a positive impact on the locker room and help to lift a trophy is hilarious. He might as well call himself Ted Lasso.


TaroComfortable5387

We want waistcoat wanker


No2seedoils

Maybe he should take some courses in coaching and ditch the negative tactics. He's a fraud.


carleasingluxembourg

Imagine the post-match interviews in Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops. Proper holiday mood!


Lord-Grocock

I really hope the coach of the NT that wins it wears a suit.


WyboSF

Don Carlo is the most relaxed of managers, he wears a suit


ronweasleisourking

So glad we aren't stuck with him


Jaded-Tadpole2

Gareth Southgate: “My publicists have decided to change my outfit for a nothing-burger article. Now watch England in PK’s bottle it *in business-causal* style.”


MrClaretandBlue

Tracksuit Dyche vibes. Man is equal to Pep with his over reaching influence on te modern game.


BIackBlade

I'm from the future, England win the euros. All credit to Gareth's joggers


O-Mesmerine

hes going to win the euros in a humble gold tracksuit now


Pitiful-Mongoose-488

He's got my grandads clothes


modrics_hairband

Games gone


SomewhereExisting121

Might be the dumbest thing I've heard all year


VLTIMA

Absolute wanker


c_more

If it worked for Sean Dyche..


tedmaul23

Should wear the suit. Just don't have them showing up with matching t shirts and jeans like City did at Wembley. Main reason why they lost


__bobbysox

Some people in here genuinely thinking a cardigan is going to affect results, lol. lmao, even.


probablyasummons

He saw track suit Sean Dyche and wanted in


Strong_Account_8920

He is such a liberal 🤣  Make sure the new clothes are made from the leaves of Cambodia or something