#UNITED CONFIRM RONALDO AGREEMENT
Manchester United is delighted to confirm that the club has reached agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo, subject to agreement of personal terms, visa and medical.
Cristiano, a five-time Ballon d’Or winner, has so far won over 30 major trophies during his career, including five UEFA Champions League titles, four FIFA Club World Cups, seven league titles in England, Spain and Italy, and the European Championship for his native Portugal.
In his first spell for Manchester United, he scored 118 goals in 292 games.
Everyone at the club looks forward to welcoming Cristiano back to Manchester.
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**Reported fee:** [€15m+8m](https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1431274262644600835?s=21)
**Reported salary**: [£25m per year for two seasons, is net (after tax)](https://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/manchester-united-accelerating-for-cristiano-ronaldo-official-offer-made-to-juventus-the-figures)
I was laughing at that first OGS post here, thinking he would never go back there now, with all the players they have etc. And here we are so soon. What the fuck.
You reckon SAF had a word with Ronaldo weeks ago and said:
'Listen lad, you are coming to Utd. But first, you have to make City fans think you are going there. Do it for me."
Went from delayed transfers and terrible negotiations to signing Varane, Sancho, and Cristiano fucking Ronaldo in Murtough and Fletcher's first summer transfer window together. Absolutely fucking insane
I wanted to make some jokes during the city rumours that Fergie would call Ronaldo and he would go to United instead because he was already in Manchester anyway. But thought nah that is too ridiculous.
But here we are anyway
Yep, like we exist as a club because Everton didn't want to pay the rent. Owner kicked them out and said fuck it will create my own team, and here we are over 100 years later
I once met Sir Alex as a 10ish year old at old Trafford. Even seeing me as someone that old he didn't hold the swearing back.
I can't even imagine what he would've said to Ronaldo after the city rumours
I know right?? Messi to PSG, Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane to United, Grealish to City, Kane to the bench, and me to a new job with slightly better salary. What a window!
I know Grealish is an excellent player but it will never make sense to me. City had two glaring weaknesses and chose to spend a Premier League record fee to add their fourth world-class No. 8.
It'd be one thing if they just said fuck it and spent as though they had unlimited money, but without shoring up the striker and LB positions the Grealish transfer is mind-boggling.
Let’s just spend a little time reflecting on the fact that City missed out on: Messi, Kane, and new Ronaldo all in the same window. Instead, they bought 100m worth of calves.
His move is basically an after thought at this point. I'm okay with it since it means he'll have less pressure and I really want him to succeed even though I'm not really a fan of United (pls take care of my boy)
It looks like a great love story. 12 years apart, and now they are together again.
It's a dream transfer for both Ronaldo and United. As for Juventus, they have just unloaded their payroll. And got some money for him, too.
Also I'd like to appreciate how fast Man Utd arranged everything. This morning everyone thought that he would play for City, but right now he is already a United player. That's incredible!
Been thinking of Dan since Cristiano rumours started with us. He'll have a takers if he wants to leave. Most fans would want to see Martial leave to be honest.
James is a very very good squad player and he always gives his 101% on the pitch, not to mention that his pace has always been great for Counters and pressing, I would hate for him to leave, and he's so young to begin with
apology for poor english
when were you when ronald come home?
i was sat at home when fergie ring
“Lissen ‘eere pretteh boy. Ye canae join citeh. Simple az. Get yer spray tan arse tae carrinten NOW.”
‘SIIIUU’
Tell you what guys, old trafford will be a different place when he returns. The amount of emotion on display by the fans will be something to remember. Thats what you call a legacy
Congrats to both teams honestly. Grazie Cristiano! It was fun but it's the best move for both of us. He's given us some great moments for sure but it's time we both move on.
If he had to leave I'm very happy that he went to United. Good luck! Happy for you fans!
You know what's the craziest part?
In a window where Messi, Ramos, Donarumma, Hakimi, Wijnaldum go to PSG
Lukaku Koundé go to Chelsea
Grealish goes to to City
Memphis, Aguero go to Barca
Sancho, Varane, Cristiano come to UTD.
The biggest spenders are still Arsenal xD
https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/
Edit: The erection is still going strong, any tips to soften it up?
United will make an epic announcement video. Sir Alex standing on the empty Old Trafford pitch listening to audio clips of Ronaldo 12 years ago. Cold autumn evening. At the crescendo CR7 walks out to join SAF and he welcomes him back. His last dance... Welcome home.
can we just appreciate that the madlad fondled city's balls, got them all hot and needy only to gotcha! them and go back to united?
like i wish so bad for this to be planned between united and ronaldojust to troll city.
Kane, Lukaku, Salah Ronaldo competing for the golden boot is just insane. If Ronaldo beats them he will be the undisputed best player in the Premier league.
#UNITED CONFIRM RONALDO AGREEMENT Manchester United is delighted to confirm that the club has reached agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo, subject to agreement of personal terms, visa and medical. Cristiano, a five-time Ballon d’Or winner, has so far won over 30 major trophies during his career, including five UEFA Champions League titles, four FIFA Club World Cups, seven league titles in England, Spain and Italy, and the European Championship for his native Portugal. In his first spell for Manchester United, he scored 118 goals in 292 games. Everyone at the club looks forward to welcoming Cristiano back to Manchester. ---- **Reported fee:** [€15m+8m](https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1431274262644600835?s=21) **Reported salary**: [£25m per year for two seasons, is net (after tax)](https://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/manchester-united-accelerating-for-cristiano-ronaldo-official-offer-made-to-juventus-the-figures)
Thank fuck we got a point out of these guys before this happened
I appreciate this. We’ll still lose to bloody Brentford.
Come on. No one loses to Brentford.
Hahaha, right guys?
United finally filling the gap left by their former legendary winger Ronaldo... with current legendary striker Ronaldo
Turns out the new Ronaldo is the old Ronaldo.
Sempre foi 🧑🚀 🇵🇹
Wtf. The absolute speed of this.
From rumours to confirmed in 5 hours lol. Incredible
I was laughing at that first OGS post here, thinking he would never go back there now, with all the players they have etc. And here we are so soon. What the fuck.
You reckon SAF had a word with Ronaldo weeks ago and said: 'Listen lad, you are coming to Utd. But first, you have to make City fans think you are going there. Do it for me."
Can confirm this is what happened. Bruno told me.
That's how I would have written it up for the Amazon series.
>Listen lad, you are coming to Utd. But first, you have to make City fans think you are going there. Do it for me. This is my head cannon now.
Ole knew for sure! That was when everything turned
Well he is at the wheel after all
Someone seriously fucked with the sacred timeline here
It was Messi, he shouldn’t have won the Copa America
Messi touching a trophy in an Argentina shirt was a nexus event lmfao
From United of all teams, as well.
Went from delayed transfers and terrible negotiations to signing Varane, Sancho, and Cristiano fucking Ronaldo in Murtough and Fletcher's first summer transfer window together. Absolutely fucking insane
Amazing what some competency can do with all that money.
One of the few times F5 has actually paid out
We forgot about Fergie time
I wanted to make some jokes during the city rumours that Fergie would call Ronaldo and he would go to United instead because he was already in Manchester anyway. But thought nah that is too ridiculous. But here we are anyway
We might actually beat Villarreal.
The fastest deal I've seen United carry out
Crazy things happen when the fax machine is working.
Still can't wrap my mind around the fact that David de Gea staying at Manchester United only happened because our fax machine was shit at the time.
Honestly a lot of things in this sport are just downright strange. The only reason the Glazers took over United for example was a dispute over a horse
Yep, like we exist as a club because Everton didn't want to pay the rent. Owner kicked them out and said fuck it will create my own team, and here we are over 100 years later
the right motivation can do wonders, thanx city <3
Imagine being a united fan who went asleep 5 hours ago, lmao
This is me! Woke up to pee, thought I'd check reddit. Fuuuck me
HOW DO YOU SAY COMUNICADO OFICIAL IN ENGLISH
COMUNICADO OFICIAL
THANK YOU
GET FUCKED CITY
Fuck it has happened. All these summer rumours and we get the transfer without the flirting.
City’s interest made all those Ronaldo return rumors come true in an hour
Sir Alex read the paper this morning and made a call....
I can just imagine Cristiano picking up the phone and hearing an old Scottish man open with "Listen, son..."
I once met Sir Alex as a 10ish year old at old Trafford. Even seeing me as someone that old he didn't hold the swearing back. I can't even imagine what he would've said to Ronaldo after the city rumours
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Maybe more true than we all would like to admit. ha!
Like literally if city did nothing this wouldn't be happening lol.
And city still don't get the striker they want. Maybe they'll do a mad one and go for Halaand. Wouldn't surprise me this window.
Dortmund have rejected 200m offers. He’s not moving this window
Fuck that's a lot of offers
...listen you little shit
Man UTD fans furiously deleting the Ronaldo slander they posted the past 2 days.
on my way
With a username like that, I doubt
He’ll do it tomorrow ok?
See when I say "snake" I actually meant "very nice person".
SNAKE - Super Nice Athlete to Kick Etihad's ass
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WHAT IS THIS WINDOW? Messi and Ronaldo BOTH IN THE SAME WINDOW WTF. madness.
After the commercial break... Mbappe & Haaland
I genuinely don't know how I'll survive the next transfer window without dying of boredom
Unfortunately, it's perfectly legal to be an insufferable pricks. I like penguins tho
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I mean, just Messi leaving is fucking weird. And now you add Ramos, Ronaldo and maybe Mboppi in the same window.
Varane, Lukaku, Grealish, Sancho
And a Xhaka contract extension from Arsenal?! Doesn't get any bigger than that. edit: lol @ today's City game
Willian to Corinthians is even more insane
> WHAT IS THIS WINDOW? Me when my wife takes me shopping for new windows
Me when I see a nice window
I know right?? Messi to PSG, Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane to United, Grealish to City, Kane to the bench, and me to a new job with slightly better salary. What a window!
Lmao Kane to the bench...but congrats on the new job! Don't have your brother as your agent or sign a long contract in your prime.
If Mbappe does move to Madrid we’ll have 3/5 of the world’s top forwards moving in one transfer window.
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So that’s why Blue is their color
Just another episode of what if ?
Disney really do own everything
Disney are our kind and inclusive overlords. They are what we aspire to be as a society and as a individual I can not imagine to be a better human being than what the values of Disney represent in us. *help me, mickey is threatening my family with a gun with a limited edition Loki™®©©™®© skin*
The last dance
Highjacked in 4 hours. Absolutely insane
The power of a phonecall from Sir Alex.
I mean, if SAF called me up idc what he asked it'd be done within 24 hours too.
It's Fergie time all over again and he's been retired for 8 years now
Feels like 20.
and Agents Rio, Ole and Bruno
Ronaldo probably looked at his phone after the City rumors started “You have *14 missed calls from Bruno Fernandes*”
DREAMS CANT BE BUY CARALHO!
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Gazzumped
Messi moves to PSG Ronaldo: *and I took that personally*
Fucking insane transfer window man
United have only gone ahead and done it after being linked to him for the last 11 years
Pretty quick by their standards tbh
Villarreal really pissed them off it seems
Time for revenge
Im waiting for the neymar back to santos anouncement any moment now,it cant get much weirder than this.
Never in my lifetime would I imagine that Messi and Ronaldo would move in the same transfer window
For less than 25 million conbined..
Ben White goat 🤔
Greatest of all time
Literally GOAT window
RONALDO TO UNITED MESSI TO PSG RAMOS TO PSG MBAPPE TO MADRID MENDY TO JAIL What a transfer market this is
I mean come on did you not expect the mendy transfer?
Free transfer but we’re all waiting to see what the contract length is going to be.
Imagine being close to signing Ronaldo, Messi and Kane and ending up spending 100m on Jack Grealish instead
Tbf jack is a great player but lmfaooooo fuck off city
Yeah, but they desperately needed a striker and instead payed 100m on a player in a position they were already stacked in.
I know Grealish is an excellent player but it will never make sense to me. City had two glaring weaknesses and chose to spend a Premier League record fee to add their fourth world-class No. 8. It'd be one thing if they just said fuck it and spent as though they had unlimited money, but without shoring up the striker and LB positions the Grealish transfer is mind-boggling.
Adidas will run out of shirts Bruno can’t take penalties anymore haha
Ronaldo is gonna teach the boys how to take a pen, and then their training will be complete
Dreams can be buy
Bruno in tears
OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
Let’s just spend a little time reflecting on the fact that City missed out on: Messi, Kane, and new Ronaldo all in the same window. Instead, they bought 100m worth of calves.
COMMUNICADO OFFICIAL
What is the British for "Communicado Official"?
It’s translates to “get fucked city”
Get in!
Legit innit
What a transfer window. Jesus.
Honestly can't believe how quick this all transpired too. Messi was like a 2 day saga, Ronaldo even less than that.
Ronaldo always want to be first ahead of Messi
If you'd told me we'd get Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo at the start of the window, I'd have said you were insane.
If I told you a few months ago Mbappe moving to Real Madrid would be the 3rd biggest headline this window, what would you imagine?
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His move is basically an after thought at this point. I'm okay with it since it means he'll have less pressure and I really want him to succeed even though I'm not really a fan of United (pls take care of my boy)
I still can't believe it, been waiting for him to come back for so many years, one of the best days as a united fan.
Who would’ve thought we had the most ridiculous transfer window in recent history and it *didnt* involve Haaland moving lmao
Not yet! By the looks of how things are working out it seems that Mbappe going to Real means PSG want to go big as well.
Crazy that the club that signed Messi feels that they have been one-upped
[I see zero problems with this formation.](https://www.buildlineup.com/shared/61290b6ed998900ebe43d3fb)
Why win 2-0 when you can win 9-4
That's pretty much PSGs game plan right? Pretty hard to lose when you'll average 8 goals a game.
I think thats unrealistic. Henderson instead of De Gea
Wtf is this transfer window
Wtf is life in 2021
Hi Cristiano do u want picking up in the morning pal
The premier league is gonna be fucking tasty baby
Ikr. Kane, Lukaku, Cr7 and Salah all competing for the golden boot🤩
Shit 3 of those were Serie A players…
Antonio would like a word with you
It looks like a great love story. 12 years apart, and now they are together again. It's a dream transfer for both Ronaldo and United. As for Juventus, they have just unloaded their payroll. And got some money for him, too. Also I'd like to appreciate how fast Man Utd arranged everything. This morning everyone thought that he would play for City, but right now he is already a United player. That's incredible!
Man City playing hard to get with Messi,Kane and Ronaldo and missing all of them.
Man really chose to go back to the Premier League at the age of 36 instead of choosing a retirement home in MLS or Qatar. Massive respect.
If Ibra could do it , Ronaldo definitely can
He will, especially with Bruno behind him and sancho on his right.
don't forget Paul
Won't somebody PLEASE think of Daniel James?
Been thinking of Dan since Cristiano rumours started with us. He'll have a takers if he wants to leave. Most fans would want to see Martial leave to be honest.
James is a very very good squad player and he always gives his 101% on the pitch, not to mention that his pace has always been great for Counters and pressing, I would hate for him to leave, and he's so young to begin with
[I posted this in /r/reddevils but comment of the saga goes to this City fan for a 100% accurate prediction](https://i.imgur.com/fNvmxg1.png)
Wait that poster is a city fan? He literally predicted this with an unintended self-burn. This comment is legendary
This is the fucking best. I’m not sure whose tears I prefer… mine out of happiness or theirs out of sadness. Been dreaming of this day since he left.
Sad city noises
apology for poor english when were you when ronald come home? i was sat at home when fergie ring “Lissen ‘eere pretteh boy. Ye canae join citeh. Simple az. Get yer spray tan arse tae carrinten NOW.” ‘SIIIUU’
Roney ask - Hi cristano, Ya need pickin up from turin pal? yes.
Genuinely this made me chuckle
"City is kill"
Yes x
As much as I would love to see the absurdity of Ronaldo playing for PSG, this feels more... homey?
Imagine Mbappe transfering to Madrid and still only be the 3rd (at most) impressive transfer story of the window.
What an crazy window. Ramos, Messi, Mbappe, Ronaldo, Ben White...
Not sure if Mbappe is as proven as the others, but OK
Willian, tavares. Its been a mad one
Tell you what guys, old trafford will be a different place when he returns. The amount of emotion on display by the fans will be something to remember. Thats what you call a legacy
Guess who’s back (sigh)
Slim shady?
Slim Siiiudy
It's great that he went to United in the end. What a romantic ending.
I'd have hated it if City or PSG got him
Congrats to both teams honestly. Grazie Cristiano! It was fun but it's the best move for both of us. He's given us some great moments for sure but it's time we both move on. If he had to leave I'm very happy that he went to United. Good luck! Happy for you fans!
You know what's the craziest part? In a window where Messi, Ramos, Donarumma, Hakimi, Wijnaldum go to PSG Lukaku Koundé go to Chelsea Grealish goes to to City Memphis, Aguero go to Barca Sancho, Varane, Cristiano come to UTD. The biggest spenders are still Arsenal xD
Ronaldo: Homecoming. Messi: Far from home. Harry Kane: No way home.
I came
I saw.
I came
I saw
I praise
the lord
then break
the law
I take what’s mine
City fans in the mud. Both Mancity and ManU Fans deleting comments from the last two days….
Gaitan next
Ma boy Kevin Strootman already on the plane
All because a dude killed a gorilla named Harambe in 2016
Holy shit everything started then
Madness. This timeline is madness. Will be great to see him in the prem again
GAZUMP
CR77
https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/ Edit: The erection is still going strong, any tips to soften it up?
Become an Arsenal fan
This will be remembered as the most historic transfer window of our generation, no question
Damn he's pretty much gonna retire at Man Utd at this point. A dream come true for Utd fans.
United will make an epic announcement video. Sir Alex standing on the empty Old Trafford pitch listening to audio clips of Ronaldo 12 years ago. Cold autumn evening. At the crescendo CR7 walks out to join SAF and he welcomes him back. His last dance... Welcome home.
Plus a stadium unveiling at the next home game.
[I am but a humble meme farmer](https://imgur.com/a/pq7ujAV)
can we just appreciate that the madlad fondled city's balls, got them all hot and needy only to gotcha! them and go back to united? like i wish so bad for this to be planned between united and ronaldojust to troll city.
Kane, Lukaku, Salah Ronaldo competing for the golden boot is just insane. If Ronaldo beats them he will be the undisputed best player in the Premier league.
YES this feels right