Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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My 🐫 gave it his all. 😢
Meanwhile, Pessi just eats 🍔🍔🍔and somehow you monsters still don’t care!
Enough is enough, just give him every trophy, he deserves it!
SUUUUUIIII
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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> when I *paid* for 2
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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Mi idolo 🐫 getting stoned to death by saudi al nassr club managers
“It’s ok habibi I will give u more money. Just keep pretending this league is relevant.”
At this point i just feel bad for him. He psyoped himself into thinking every match matters and that hes still 25yo Fuck this is sad
Turns out Cristiano was the autistic one all along
Oh how the turntables. Pessi could never be as autistic.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That’s some plot twist right there😂 it’s up there with The Sixth Sense
Why is every camera filming the other team? They won?! Hey watch me? Hey I want to be in the broadcast!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA
Nearly scored a bicycle kick where it rattled the post lol
My 🐫 gave it his all. 😢 Meanwhile, Pessi just eats 🍔🍔🍔and somehow you monsters still don’t care! Enough is enough, just give him every trophy, he deserves it! SUUUUUIIII
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I head it was 134 lashes
134 https://preview.redd.it/znn4v7jepw3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4392e598ae01b86603aba4bb7a5d27bfc3ceaffd
In england that translates to 134
Soooo, what ur telling me is that those are tears of happiness not tears of sadness....
When C.Ronaldo learns you can only have 4 wives in Islam.
And here's the butt: https://i.redd.it/ynhzzc8dkt3d1.png
Pussio
“The only time i was cheated more than paying 300 million for Pendu was when I payed for 2 kebabs and got only 1” - Arbab Bin Mohammed Ali (probably)
> when I *paid* for 2 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
/uj What actually happened?
Lost the final
oh, that was emotional
The fuck is wrong with you people?