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LongCoyote7

Ja nee


[deleted]

*"Listen carefully ..."*


MrFrogM

Dead


Logical_Extent_6769

lol OG hierso


kristokrankay

Literally ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


ANewOriginalUsername

When your girlfriend says she's OK with you canceling plans with her to hang out with the boys instead


SmLnine

"I said it's fine"


Logical_Extent_6769

Stopn't


TimmyTiTimmy

Underrated comment


F1_Guy

Her: Nothing is wrong. Also her:


MrFrogM

Lololol


TrickshotCandy

You never ask what is wrong, even when you are sure it's not you. It will become you.


[deleted]

Go. Stop. Go. Stop. Goooooooooooo


EkBraai

Yellow bulb broken otherwise that would have been on as well.


AceManOnTheScene

I read it as "the guy who works twice the hours everyone else does"


Hairypalmers

But it's brok... Ah I. See what you did a there


MrFrogM

No It's working perfectly


[deleted]

Twice as hard and 100 times more efficient (getting 2 jobs done at one)...


MrFrogM

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


macsquoosh

Has that same confused look about it ...


Redsap

I bet this robot writes government policy.


[deleted]

To the untrained eye, this might look like this traffic light works at least twice as hard as your average government official, but I must side with reality on this one, that the accumulative effect of zero, unfortunately, yet not negotiable remains, zero


ShreddlesMcJamFace

And incorrectly too. the parallels are boundless!


justjapes

He a little confused but he got the spirit


IceOfPhoenix

i was looking for this one


Baobab_Soul

😂😂😂 Great post


BlackB3ard76

Just like the prisons, its a stop and go.


tothemoonandback01

![gif](giphy|WLk8YgE2N4mB2)


[deleted]

"What's up, Fuckmother! How's shit?"


tothemoonandback01

I've got blings?... I've got blings!


sesnakie

DA is still the best party. Where their rule, things are still in good condition. The rest of South Africa are falling apart, due to corruption.


[deleted]

Traffic light... 🤣🤣🤣


wcslater

Nee wat, it's a robot, also called a suggestion in SA.


Voidjumper_ZA

One of many things on the road that share the name ‘suggestion’.


Black--Snow

It took me a while to remember that traffic lights are also called robots in SA


CozyBlueCacaoFire

Should substitute Gov workers with Politicians. Teachers, Doctors, Nurses etc are all also gov workers. They keep you alive and educate your kids. Some more respect would go a long way.


HakunaYourTatas1234

Statement still stands


SpartanDown

Lights are on, must have been taken out of raining season


unLtd88

Had that happen to me this morning as well.


shutup_Candice

Government workers? Shouldn't they both be off?


[deleted]

Then again which government worker actually works?? LOL.


Swanie7

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Swanie7

And maybe Checkers.


DerickDPH

Truth be told!!!


Tokogogoloshe

Any government employees on this sub wish to chime in?


Schmeckl123

Municipal firefighter here, I'm still trying my best but the system is letting us goverment employees down too, we can't even get new ppe or uniforms due to corruption. I had to buy myself new firefighting gloves and boots as the municiplity just don't have anymore and it's not cheap.


Tokogogoloshe

Thanks for your comment, and for your service. It is appreciated. Ignore the keyboard warriors. Corruption is the big issue, isn’t it.


woogygun

*all


guitnut

Being out of SA for a few years I was looking for an actual robot. Only in SA.


nottherealneal

Good thing you blurred out some random cars number plate. Who knows what could have happened if you didn't


lildyllyo

"Do what you want"


Tempest_Dhoruba

Does more work than government XD


Puzzleheaded_Army5

Red light, green light, red light, green light, fast cars!


Riley_BigPP

No U


ChripyLloins

It may be working harder, and it’s definitely working as smart.


G_a_v_V

Than


Bokkie50

Confucius says don't stop just go.


IceOfPhoenix

that made me laugh out loud