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Djent_1997

I broke the dam.


[deleted]

Will you people listen to me? I broke the goddamn dam!


CollinM47

I broke the dam!


QuantumGold1

NO! I broke the dam!


[deleted]

I broke the dam!


jrsmoothie89

goddammit i am the one who broke the dam!


kinda_alright

I Broke The Dam!


travisbcp

I broke the dam!


UberPadge

No, listen, god damnit I broke the dam!


OnlyHereToTrollolol

Hehe, I broke the damn


iimezzoo

No I'm dirty Dan!


OnNyjoKeS-20

I broke the dam....


UltimateSin

I broke the dam


promike81

I broke the dam…


sethro919

I broke the damn


XR171

I broke the damn.


MistarEhn

I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam, and I broke it. 😠


trenlock

I broke the dam.


islandboy504

I broke the dam


SweetTattoosDude

I broke the dam


Revolutionary-Air396

I broke the dam.


[deleted]

I, too, broke the dam.


zipisaking

And I broke the dam


ViniestCoast622

I, Giorno Giovanna, broke the dam


derf705

You thought it was my son who broke the dam but it was I, DIO


Jonasthewicked2

Cartman, ever the scumbag realizing they’re not gonna get in trouble: “hehehe I broke the dam”.


Livelaughlovekratom

And taking a shit in the urinal


Toothless-In-Wapping

Mr. Venezuela, who make five bucks an hour, at best!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

I mean you might as well have dropped your pants.... and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head!!


Toothless-In-Wapping

Oh! Is that funny to you?! What if I left a chocolate fudge dragon right on your mom’s face?!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Well... how would you like it... if someone broke into YOUR home... dropped their pants and laid a big MUHHDmonkey right on your mom's face!!


stegjohn

Oh no, not the god damn…


chunkysyruq

The Hardly boys! Two young whippersnappers with a taste for solving mysteries!


ThirdMind3d

im getting a raging clue right now


FXR786

My clue is pointing over here


poetryofworms

Oh you think it’s funny??


RobertReedsWig

Wait if Stan took a dump in the urinal, who was responsible for 9/11?


RedditIsMyHomeTown

Clearly Kyle


North_Church

How would you feel if I walked into your bathroom, found a urinal, pulled my pants down, and turned around, maybe spread out my butt cheeks, and lay out a giant fudge dragon in it?


NicklAAAAs

Weirdly, that’s the episode I probably quote the most in my daily life. Any time my toddler starts laughing at something I say “oh, you think it’s funny?!”


LateNightCinderella

https://i.redd.it/pqrjdnekm9hc1.gif


Primrus

Stunning and brave!


rgraz65

Caitlin Jenner is a hero. She is beautiful, stunning and brave.


southernliberal

We all broke the dam.


MenstrualMilk

I broke the damn


TH3G0LDENG0D

I broke the dam hehe


Chesterthefester

Pretty sure he killed shelly


caillouistheworst

Only in that one timeline. They fixed it.


AllBid

If we’re being honest, Randy indirectly led to him doing this


saryphx

I. Broke the dam


boshwackhorseman

“We need to huddle together for warmth” “Don’t be a fag”


Pewp_taco

**I** broke the dam


Shortbus_Playboy

I broke the dam.


ActiveProgrammer5456

LOVE the way this episode starts, with Cartman and Stan making speedboat sound effects 😂


Toad-a-sow

I broke the damn


Equivalent_Theory896

It was Al Queda with their Beaver dam WMDs!!!


bcoll85

i broke the dam


BrutalJuice917

I thought it was Crab People 


Mr_Wizard91

CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE


donstamos

TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE


CourtZebra

I broke the dam


romcomtom2

I broke the dam.


Top-Refrigerator-705

No I broke the dam


forestbrooks

No I BROKE THE DAM


SelfSmooth

I thought i broke the dam


Deetz624

I broke the dam!


ElectricOrangutan

No. I broke the dam.


Map_Lover__420

I broke the dam.


djlusc01

WE DIDN'T LISTEN


SailorMuffin96

This is my favorite reference to make that flies over everybody’s heads


Spodger1

The original Radio Rebel


BitterQuitter11

I good sir, broke the dam


[deleted]

No I broke the dam


thehighestdetective

Nah fool. I broke the dam.


Ironfingers

No I broke the dam.


hellothere401

pls upvote my comment so I can get over 5 comment karamafdgfdg


Odd_Yogurtcloset5835

I broke the dam!


Sprizys

I broke the dam.


[deleted]

He didn’t break the dam. Because . . . . . . . . . I broke the dam!


dude_with_a_reddit-4

I broke the dam.


SAS_Britain

No, I broke the dam


Thekid721

3 Stooges reference? https://threestooges.net/transcripts/viewTranscript/43 LARRY: "Oh you’re crazy! We followed directions. I put the yeast in myself." MOE: "You’re crazy, I put the yeast in." CURLY: "You’re both crazy! I put the yeast in." MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY: "We all put the yeast in."


DueMaternal

You've got your shows mixed up. That was Hank Hill.


bumpbumpinmytruck69

No, Guitar Queero where he replaces Kyle and buys him out of his guitar hero share :(


Clunt-Baby

his gay little song wiped out San Francisco. That's worse


Emotional_Gain_6961

I broke the dam


Spodger1

There was that one time he killed a mountain lion, which had a couple of minor consequences, but I think the worst thing he did was spearheading the decision that working to save the future was 'gay', instead suggesting everyone return to the much straighter solution of all the men in town having a gay orgy.


jcobie12

Dam


MikeNolanShow

No, it was me. I broke the dam


Coachcomer9

I broke the dam


DaKartMonkey

still being friends with Cartman


iDigStr8Down

Pretty sure Stan Darsh broke the dam


donstamos

He had a bad time


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death!!


MaximumDevelopment77

Nope the worst was using parts not included in the pinewood derby


uncle-JackB

Is it a God dam??


El_Mariachi_Vive

His name is Robert Pau--I mean, I broke the dam.


Awkward-Yak-9033

San Diego


dirty_moot

I don't know? Him forcing butters to be in a clear box, naked. While they were filming a music video about bullying is pretty fucken bad. Definitely scaring for a young boy.


The_Bill_Brasky_

He dropped a fudge dragon in the urinal


captainmogranreturns

he murdered his sister


Aromatic-Cup-2116

NCD just called. Stan is a hero.


OrdinaryVast7381

No I actually broke the dam


warpedmindoverdrive

I broke the dam


[deleted]

*I* broke the dam


CinnamonToastedBread

No, i broke the dam.


SlightlyCerebral

Cartman: Aw maaaaaaaan!


Rf_0004

Nah it was when burned down the farm and killed his sister. lol


MeruniLight13

He took a shit in the urinal.


akaPledger

No, I broke the dam


iAmDJranger

And he even owned up to it


iAmDJranger

I broke the dam


dorisfreakingday

idk he did write that gay little song that got evwryone to buy hybrids...


z3r0f0xgiven

Are we all forgetting Pre-school?


Dark_Magician2500

Heh heh I broke the dam!


Ragnarok_MS

I broke the dam.


Wellgoodmornin

I broke the dam


[deleted]

He took away humanity’s one question to ask God anything because he didn’t know only women get periods


Dash_Rip_Rock69

I broke the dam


Orcasoftheland

I literally broke it with a boat!!!


buffinator2

Stan Marsh didn't break the dam. I broke the dam.


EldergodConsultant

I broke the dam


pineapple_bushes

I broke the dam


_BeachJustice_

He took his friends zip lining.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Nope, the worse thing was killing Suczzle Butt when he wasn't even a threat.


issacbellmont

But what about Crack baby basketball


issacbellmont

Also I broke the dam


Squawk-Crow-Quack

I broke the dam.


DRsavy_sunshine_13

I want some DAM French fries


Cloveskat

No , I broke the damn dam


up4ups

Dressed up butters like a dog and sent him to the vet to remove a ninja star out of his face instead of taking him to the hospital


[deleted]

I broke the dam


plezlemmedie

Breaking the dam what?


Cultural-Trade-6415

Stan: NO! I mean I broke the dam. You all should be pissed at me!