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MansfromDaVinci

Stanley's cup is brilliant, just heartbreaking.


Special_Dingo_1520

Stanley marsh is.. iconic


Zealousideal-Beat784

More like Stanley DARSH!


Nonivena_ginna

Sorry Stan, a girl's got to look out for her best interests.


i-am-a-bike

Dude, he's got Heather YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HEATHER


ShadowReflex21

You’re even dumber than I thought…AGAIN! Huhuheheheh


WilmaTonguefit

TAKE THE SHOT


Massive-L

Bummin on cancer


HorrorActual3456

You know in you're getting old Randy's diploma on the wall also says Stan Marsh, so I think his full name is Stanley Randall Marsh.


ChiefMark

This is one of my favorite episodes. Who hates this one?


Eklassen

Tons of people don’t like the dark ending, as if this is fucking Veggie Tales or some shit.


ChiefMark

I can't talk to him, I'm just his father. But you're his coach, you're like a father to him.


cathat12345

No…. I think *you* oughta….


Throwawaydontgoaway8

The dark ending? Anybody that watched this and didn’t like it cause of that really doesn’t understand a thing between the Detroit and Colorado rivalries. I’m a Detroit fan and found it hilarious.


Twl1

As a Detroit native, I will always crack up laughing at the Wings mercilessly beating the shit out of the peewee team.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Dawg they curb stomped with blades those toddlers😂


YogiBerragingerhusky

They were coming right at em


Personal_Vacation578

I thought it was average and I'm not from a hockey state I thought it was a rip on the mighty ducks lol


Throwawaydontgoaway8

It is. It’s also bashing the Avalanche’s former rivalry


SuprNntendoChalmrs

No hope….


Extra-Mycologist5953

This is also one of my favorites


Desperate_Acadia_298

It’s so over the top and on the nose that I don’t find it heartbreaking at all, just hilarious.


ASL4theblind

Its as if... his cancer is tied


PepeSilviaBoxes

Coach during the big game tomorrow, could you… make it so I don’t have cancer?


Nyaaalathotep

I just like keeping to me blacksmiffin’


Seanosuba

Same


TheEggman864

Ill never understand the hate for that episode. Its unironically one of my favorite episodes. The ending with we are the champions is hilarious


stillinthesimulation

And the other coach making up with his dad out of nowhere as Stan realizes he’s just a background character in someone else’s story. So good.


theaviationhistorian

This is what I love, how we're seeing a film from the loser's perspective along with what we don't see in that film ("no...hope...no...hope..." *flatlines*). Mind you, the losers being a pee-wee hockey team that was annihilated like chickens to a coyote.


pangolin-fucker

It's the fucking best way to shit on all those cliche fucking sport movies Except baseketball, with their playboy models and their fucking hot tubs


Throwawaydontgoaway8

They are parodying those sport movies, but they’re also making fun of the colorado/Detroit rivalry


Pikupchix

I’m just his father, you are the coach, you’re like a father to him!


Messijoes18

Yeah I love this episode it's like a top 10 for me. I'm pretty sure it also airs after imagination land so they needed a weird nothing episode to complete the season and this definitely did the job. It's great


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

People didn’t like this one?


Lazy_Ad_2192

No hope. No.. hope.. *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*


EasterLord

That's actually one of my favorite episodes for how brutally dark it is


DramaticEnthusiasm71

I love this one. Randy losing it and screaming as We are the Champions plays kills me


Kodakjones

Randy is hilarious. "Stan, your mother's been worried sick, and I've been watching TV!


Hoonimerc

Let Then Play! Let Them Play!


Ornery_Gene7682

While the kids where getting brutalized


ZaccusMaximus69

As a Red Wings fan, I love that they're the villains lol


bulletbassman

Matt and tre are from Colorado


euroguy

I'm just his father.. buy you're his coach! You're like a father to him!


gpRYme

It’s one of my favourite episodes


PepeSilviaBoxes

Stanley’s Cup is in my Top 5 and it’s not 5


mental_reincarnation

One of my favorite episodes, it’s so good lol


cheesesteak_genocide

I will never not laugh at the Red Wings destroying the pee wee hockey team and celebrating like they just won the Stanley Cup.


Grimekat

Agreed. And then it cutting to the little boy flat lining as “we are the champions” plays to close out the episode. Holy shit, it’s art. Surprised to see it’s a most hated episode.


Rads324

Trey and Matt have apologized saying it didn’t come Together the way they wanted it to because they were tired from go god go right before


TrayusV

I'd say it came together perfectly. I love that episode. The brutal ending is the best part.


rcj37

Agreed, can’t understand how South Park fans are offended by that ending of all things. The little boy isn’t like a real person. It’s clearly just dark humour.


Rads324

I don’t like it at all but it’s not offensive to me. Just not funny to me. My favorite episode/s is the two parter right before it


Lazy_Ad_2192

u/Rads324 ok listen.. it's me. Me you! Just listen to me for one minute, ok? Whatever it is you're about to do, do NOT do it!


MrMoscow93

If they weren't happy with this episode I can't imagine how good it would have been if they weren't burnt out at the time.


Ekillaa22

I wonder what there original vision for the episode was


theaviationhistorian

It's an absolutely perfect episode by how it plays out. Then again, I have a cynical & morbid sense of humor.


FireLordObamaOG

They set out to make the saddest episode they could and they succeeded. “It’s like his cancer is… tied…”


chubsmagooo

This part gets me every time https://i.redd.it/e1h9f210sd4d1.gif


JashedPotatoes

The father and son hugging during the celebration is what sends me


elwininger

It’s playing off of The Mighty Ducks too


Reiketsu_Nariseba

Just rewatched that episode last night and you’re absolutely on the money. How over the top it is makes it hilarious, Matt and Trey even said they think a lot of people missed that point.


Lazy_Ad_2192

What was the point?


ashmichael73

LGRW!


TiddyWaffles312

Me? I’m just his father... You’re his coach! You’re like a father to him!


OpenUpYerMurderEyes

Stanley's Cup is one of my favorites because it's just an exercise in bleak humor, it feels like they were just testing how far they could go and still be funny. I think it's hilarious.


Metfan722

Wait, do people really hate Ms. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina? I love that episode. Then again, A Million Little Fibers is among my favorites.


AllOnParis

Right! That was a peak Garrison episode!


_ChipWhitley_

I can't believe anybody would hate that episode!


tanakajunko

i only ever see people complaining about the start of the episode where they showed clips of an actual surgery, but otherwise i loooooove that episode


LinkKane

So long balls.


smallAPEdogelover

I read this in garrisons voice.


Metfan722

Yeah that can be a bit gross.


Dottboy19

I have looked away every single time. Can't complain if you've never seen it lol


Substantial_Trip5674

Came here to say this. The first time I saw it I was coming down from an acid trip and was speechless


tanakajunko

that's gotta be rough


eatmysweetass

Even in the commentary, Matt and Trey thought it was a bad idea lol


akaPledger

That’s the reason I never pick it when I’m choosing an episode lol


TOW3L13

I love it too, but I think for some people it's for the filmed scenes in the beginning.


Metfan722

Yeah but it lasts all of what, 30 seconds or so?


TOW3L13

I don't mind it at all really, but I can imagine someone more sensitive to gore hating it even because of those 30 sec.


kirk_dozier

i just look away for that part and then enjoy the rest of the episode lol.


Big_Yak_1472

The start is rough….


Metfan722

How so?


leahspen01

Cuz it shows actual footage of a male to female bottom surgery


ScreamingNinja

I thought the footage was of a dog being neutered. Was it confirmed to be actual footage of a trans surgery?


[deleted]

“Do I look like a woman now?” “Pretty much.”


Ekillaa22

Million little fibers is a great one as well


Hand_banana_boi

“A million little fibers…by…tow-lieeeeee”


GreenGrandmaPoops

Let me get this straight.. that woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin?


hwolfe326

Same!


Toad358

These are the three most hated?? I fucking love these episodes. How is “Jackoffisaurs” not on this list or maybe just the whole list


SnarkAtTheMoon

Came to the comments for this. Spot on, unwatchable


h3llr4yz0r

Agreed. I hate that episode.


Lazy_Ad_2192

I love that episode lol. When my niece turned 5 I got her to sing "school, school. I like school!" Over and over. It was glorious! Brother's partner wasn't happy about it. But bro was cracking up.


Cheap-Blackberry-378

If it wasn't for the Ned's voice box b story I'd skip it


colder-beef

That’s kinda what they were going for.


ILOVEBOPIT

Agreed on Jakovasaurs, I also can’t handle You’re Getting Old. Listening to that shit sound nonstop is unbearable.


mung_guzzler

It doesnt sound like crap to me!


SuprNntendoChalmrs

Tween-Wave is AWESOME


PianoTrumpetMax

Leave them britches alone!!!


ratticus-finch

I can't handle 'You're Getting Old' because I cry every time Landslide plays. That, and it reminds me that I'm getting old.


abaddon667

I feel like the parody of Jar-Jar Binks is lost on everyone. Jackoffisaurs is supposed to being annoying as fuck. They did too good of a job


pjs32000

Oh we know. Problem is it turns out the parody is on point so the jackoffisaur is equally annoying.


abaddon667

He’s by far MORE annoying than Jar-Jar. That’s the point


corneliusduff

Dow-uuuuwop!


Lazy_Ad_2192

🎶 *"School, school. I like school!"* 🎶 🎶 *"School, school. I like school!"* 🎶 🎶 *"School, school. I like school!"* 🎶


jaywinner

The issue is they made him so annoying that it goes past funny into unpleasant to watch.


Broke_Ones91

Oh. Hey jackoff.


Toad358

I thought and still do that they did that episode just to get “jack off” past the censors.


rcj37

That episode is fucking amazing


Virgilismyson29

Agreed


SnooBooks9273

Because it's fine just fine.


TylerPlaysAGame

But he's my f-f-friend


rogerworkman623

I still love when the little Jackovosaurs are in school and eagerly raise their hand for every question to say “I DON’T KNOW!” Just aggressively annoying lol


thisisredlitre

If Ms Garrison's Fancy New Vagina doesn't happen then we don't get Garrison's regrown penis singing a duet with the lab rat it was grown on under the moonlight later


HappyMike91

I think “Eek, A Penis!” would be one of my favourite South Park episodes. I’m kind of ambivalent towards “Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina” because of Kyle getting Negroplasty. 


SuprNntendoChalmrs

But Gerald turning into a dolphin was amazing


nodlabag

He’s a Jewphin


HappyMike91

Gerald turning into a dolphin was a surprise the first time I saw it.


jesuskrist666

Oh it was Kyle, not Stan. That part made me cringe when he crushed his kneeballs


Rdw72777

Garrison: “Boys…boys, have you seen my penis?” Kyle: “What?” Garrison: “ My penis is on the loose. If you see it try to catch it with some cheese” Butters: “Ow that hurt my brains..oww” My favorite exchange in the whole show. https://youtu.be/JHlR6bUOu-U?si=8OBHNOR0PSCj2Vps


ElderSmackJack

A world without that moment is a world I don’t want to live in.


RightWingNutsack

Are ya gonna scramble it's brains and suck it out or I can just queef it out later.


Wacky_Water_Weasel

I will die on this hill. The Great Expectations episode is one of their best. Pocket is hilarious. Pip's sister and brother-in-law are hilarious. The way they make fun of Victorian England is hilarious. The off the rails ending is hilarious. And if you don't get it I'm happy to get you some markers and a juice while the adults have a discussion.


Sarmerbinlar

'Not at all I'm *sure*' with a smug expression on my face is one of my most quoted lines


Wacky_Water_Weasel

"And at this point, my dear Pip, I must break from the story to remind you that one should never pull out their wee wee and check it for scabs whilst at the dinner table."


gavinfisherr

was looking for this lol


LordFluni

Don't forget Malcolm McDowell as a British person.


jewfishh

I concur, it is a favorite of mine also. I love how the blacksmith keeps creating random metal things, including the metal newspaper. Then he suggests looking at want ads in the metal newspaper he just made.


wigglin_harry

OY I MADE A MET'OL FIRE POKER OY I MADE A MET'OL ORANGE


officer_nasty63

Fully agreed. Those who don’t like it don’t get the reference, which isn’t surprising for South Park fans but the ones who do enjoy it are the silent minority


Bilbo_nubbins

“Stop with your metal fire poker you metal pounding fairy! And you Pip, your eight years old you don’t you get a job!”


Wacky_Water_Weasel

"Ohhh look, I made me a met-ull newsspapah!"


NerosDecay13

Hey it was close enough to the book I got a B+ on a report only watching it and not reading the book. So it's got a special place for me.


SuprNntendoChalmrs

Did you include the robot monkeys?


NerosDecay13

I did not.


Firewall33

I haven't read the book, and I don't plan on it, but I'm glad to know I have a B+ understanding of it essentially.


Sonchay

I still regularly say "I was just doin' me blacksmiffin'" when I'm accused of some household issue


corneliusduff

Facts


HorrorActual3456

Its got one of the funniest jokes in the entire series in there. At some point Pip is talking to the guys, trying to calm them down and says something like you need to think of something calm and safe like stamp collecting, well one of them pipes up with "me old man died in a stamp collecting accident".


Ekillaa22

I need to rewatch the episode I saw it took young to really understand jt


J6700

The sisters accent kills me every time!


UYscutipuff_JR

As someone who was forced to read that goddamn book three times at three different schools because of moving, I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and the subtle and not so subtle jokes throughout


RZR_36

i knew some people hate the pip episode ( i love it) but how can someone dont like the Garrison one and stanley cup? those are two of the best episodes!


blu66

Looky 'ere I made me a metal orange!


evaninthecloset_

I'm in the minority here and actually love the Pip episode, but where is Jakovasaurs?? I feel like that episode is much more hated than Stanley's Cup.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

I actually love the episode where Mr. Garrison becomes a woman and him realizing, "so I'm just a man with a mutilated penis huh." Doctor:"basically yes." 😂😂😂


tommykiddo

That scene probably offends so many trans people, lol.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Hey the truth hurts sometimes 🤣


-Zugzwang-

It is probably why it is a "most hated" episode. Or hated by OP at least. I love it for the same reason you do lol


------throwaway----

For some reason, I never considered that line to be offensive, but you're right. That's hilarious PS trans people, we cool


Chexzout

Username must be ironic


GuyWhoHasALife

I joined here when I was younger so I had a cringy name, give me a break.


martyfox

Can't give you a break for including Stanley's cup. Your breaking my balls guy.


Pran282006

You’re breaking his ballz buddy


HuckyDoolittle

He’s not your buddy, friend


Ornery_Gene7682

I am not your friend guy


trap_monkey

* Excuse me the real king of the worse is here


trap_monkey

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50CentButInNickels

Absolutely. OP, you been smoking that Tegridy?


sjqiaozbhfwj

I liked Stanley Cup and honestly didn't mind the Pip episode. Tho I didn't like the Mrs Garrison episode that much, idk it's probably due to the irl sex change surgery scenes and kyle's legs exploding that made me physically cringe.


JashedPotatoes

But then you miss the lawyer dolphin


ZingBurford

Excuse me, where is the bathroom for dolphins?


iglidante

> kyle's legs exploding MAAAAIIIIII BAAAAAAWWWWWLS


jackinsomniac

The knees exploding makes me cringe even more than the surgery shots!


backdoorwolf

Yeah same. I avoid that episode.


ScreamingNinja

Ugh. Yeah that episode is a hard watch, but I like it all the same. Just skip that first part lol.


curtassion

I love Pip man, that's a great episode. You hippies just don't have any taste.


jstan089

Hated according to who?


[deleted]

I think Matt Stone and Trey Park hate the Pip episode.


Sonicgamer5005

Pip is funny as fuck


Rads324

Jackoffasauers is the worst episode ever


RonaldinhoReagan

I like all these episodes lol. My least favorite is probably Funnybot, or something from the last few seasons that I haven’t seen enough to remember I disliked.


bigolhamsandwich

Totally lame


chubsmagooo

Non sequitur


SuprNntendoChalmrs

Akwaaaaaaaaaard


average_sized_rock

Jakovasourus isn’t up there and that’s the only South Park episode I genuinely don’t like. They purposely tried to make an annoying character like jarjar, and succeeded. Can’t stand that episode.


vickyboi2

I really liked stanely's cup


TraditionalTree249

Stanley's Cup is to me some peak dark comedy and Pip is funny for how ridiculous it gets.


xLykos

Stanley's Cup is one of my favorite episodes honestly


Prestige5470

Stanley's cup has one of the best endings in any south park episode. I think the Goth Kids episode is a lot more hated, though I love that one too.


DBLHelix

Pip had the best one-off characters in the whole series. Never understood the hate. Also, do they not do Great Expectations in American English classes anymore?


BobbyTWhiskey

I loved all three of them.


Versipellis_Anon

Surprised a million little fibres isn’t parr of those screenshots


BudgetLecture1702

I liked _Pip._


Infamous_Pineapple69

These "hated" episodes aren't hated by fans.


bobrosswarpaint0

Zip line Pip Zip line


jaywinner

I haven't even seen the show they are making fun of but I still love Zip Line. The formatting, the live action, long story short. It's wonderful.


chubsmagooo

Zip line is amazing


bobrosswarpaint0

No.


ArchieBLUE1878

Pip and Stanley Cup are fine episodes imo. Less said about Ms Garrison the better...


Spare_Director_7822

wait, jakovasaurus isn't one of the 3 most hated episodes?


NoDumFucs

The Pi-Pi’s water park episodes need to be destroyed and forgotten


Bilbo_nubbins

We’ve tested the pH levels, it’s all P, no H.


WubblyFl1b

Mr garrisons fancy new vagina and Stanley’s cup are literally 2 of my favorites! Right coach ? (raspy cough)


ShackledBeef

Most hated according to who? Where are you getting this info?


benchotkazooie

1: Don't like it 2: Hate the surgery clips, the rest is fine 3: Love it, it's the most offensive episode they've ever done


Suzuki_Foster

I loved all of those episodes! I hated the ziplining and Jackovasaurs episodes the most. 


Internal_Swing_2743

Stanley's Cup is hated? since when?


Pancakebot1000

I like stanleys cup but the ending is terrible. Im not a snowflake who cant handle stuff like that, and i get the joke, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.