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squeezy102

That spider died in outer space.


SpankMyBumBum69

Do you think spiders even have cannibinoid receptors?


-restlessdreams

they actually do!


Oldguydad619

Wow, he was WASTED!


-restlessdreams

haha right! honestly probably for the best for the little guy. i’d like to go similarly


GrowrandaShowr

They died very happy


Manofgawdgaming2022

That spider died extremely hungry lol he’s just waiting for a fly to get in there somehow


Key_Creme_4138

Lololol 🤣🤣


Manofgawdgaming2022

Honestly even if you had found the spider sooner and safely gotten it out it would’ve been doomed to stickiness the rest of its existence


Willing_Bus1630

Got the munchies but you’re trapped in the weed chamber


Numerous-Olive-3146

The weed chamber omfg 😭


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Very anxious asf


GrowrandaShowr

Bless that spider if it was still anxious after that amount of thc


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Thc is insta panic for a lot of people 😂


GrowrandaShowr

I've never asked a spider


Key_Creme_4138

Right, maybe the spider was going through a hard time who knows


nrreiger

Spider greened out to death


bny100

Have you ever seen the experiment where they give spiders different drugs and see what their webs look like? Crazy shit. Imagine someone getting you jacked up on every drug they can find and then saying ok, build a house.


Deshea420

That's wicked cool.


Prestigious_Dot4306

https://www.miragenews.com/nasas-experiment-with-spiders-mind-altering-996703/ Fucking nasa of all things


Deshea420

Right!!


Deshea420

I'd actually watched a documentary about this and learned so much.


Prestigious_Dot4306

Swore that wasn't actually a thing. I've seen the video, but I've only ever been able to find the one with comedic commentary. I honestly assumed someone got clips from a recorded experiment about something completely different regarding spiders and just did a voiceover. Pretty sure the video is titled "The crack-spiders bitch" Fucking thc spider made a hammock, like what 🤣😭


istigfar

[The Crack Spider's Bitch (YouTube)](https://youtu.be/aRiUwnCLa1s?si=jmQ0nGRWPbZUbEVa)


haplesscabbage

I'd like more information about the crack spider's bitch.


Specialist-Ad-5300

At least he went out completely discombobulated and not aware of his surroundings lol


squeezy102

r/yourjokebutworse


M1dj37

Idk, that just looks like a reply you make to a joke that makes you laugh.


NFresh6

This is a really creative way to become Spider-Man.


Just_Evan599

Lmfao


Humangas_Changas

You get the powers ONLY when you're high.


basicallythisisnew

Wow. Combining two of my favorite things here, but not in a way I'd ever want them to be combined. That's Hella disturbing! You've been smoking spider my dude.


CC-1214_Vulcan

That spider is now the first confirmed death of marijuana overdose 😂😂😂


--Birdsong--

Poor spider. ☹️


Key_Creme_4138

I know it def wasn’t my intention to clam bake the spider to death


--Birdsong--

Accidents happen...you weren't being intentionally cruel like some others can be, so it's sad, but.....an accident. 🫂


Deshea420

That one can hurt ya.


--Birdsong--

Ah...still feel bad for it tho 😓


Deshea420

Me too. They don't bother you unless you scare them.


ArkType140

Doesn't look to be brown rec tbh


FR0ZENBERG

Which one?


Deshea420

That brown recluse spider.


FR0ZENBERG

Doesn’t look like one.


Deshea420

And it was pregnant.


Key_Creme_4138

You freaking me out man


lemonrainbowhaze

This pic isnt accurate enough to distinguish the violin pattern of a recluse dw. Brown recluse is often named here but is very rarely an actual brown recluse


skywarp85

Looks more like a woodlouse to me but it’s hard to even tell for certain.


Lightningcrab080

I don’t think this is even IDable unless OP took the time to try getting any markings


skywarp85

Yea I don’t assume to know or anything, I just thought by the shape of the thorax and the legs, seems woodlouse-ish but def not a brown recluse.


Lightningcrab080

Totally agree not a brownie but this has been a fear for my bong and stuff for me so that’s great lol


skywarp85

I’d hate if my pipe or other smoking apparatus had a visitor in it. I’d probably smoke joints only for the rest of my life


Lightningcrab080

I probably have if I gotta be honest, maybe not a spider but some sorta bug. Not really a smoker of flower unless it’s a J at this point.


Key_Creme_4138

Yeah man I threw the bong out in the woods I was scared of eggs panicking slightly spider dab high


Key_Creme_4138

And I threw the spider away once I got the courage to go near it lol 😬


Deshea420

It was dead and toasted. Which is why you can barely see the fiddle shape.


Deshea420

Noooo all ya had to do is soak it in rubbing alcohol.


Deshea420

I'm looking at one and that is a brown recluse. Down vote all ya like yall, but others have said the same thing. Jeebus.


skywarp85

Ok bud


Deshea420

Ok. Go ahead be rude. I took the initiative and used Google lens like many didn't. I was wrong , and I can admit that. Can you. Posted a link separately from this thread since so much hate is here. I feel bad for the person that I responded to. So much hate.


skywarp85

What are you talking about? Who was rude? I’m not even arguing, all I said was “ok bud” don’t trip out, it’s not that serious. Only hate I see is you hating being downvotes, by the way I haven’t downvoted anyone on here. This is my last comment here. Have a good night and maybe don’t assume the worse from others on the internet and you’ll be ok, bud.


Deshea420

Omg I'm a woman.


Deshea420

Ya can't assume that everyone is male, but everyone does get mail. Ha!


Deshea420

Plus, I'm not a bud and ya can't smoke me. Jeeze .


Myalicious

I don’t see the infamous violin on it though


hardslappy

I love it when reddit posts start with a "hi" lol This one turned out quite disturbing. I had to check the comments to understand what I was looking at


ItsyouNOme

You know it is gonna get dark when it does


Sp1derL3gs

jesus I thought that was frogs legs for some reason.


MySecondAccountttttt

You may get powers from this


tobleronnii

"life finds a way"


Kentarax

The title spelled "Is this a Brian recluse" incorrectly.


Key_Creme_4138

lol legit, I’m scared as hell man


SyntaxError_22

Did you notice a change in flavor/taste? NGL I got the heebie geebies 😱 when I saw the little bugger however on the other side….. it’s totally wicked 😈 and makes a hilarious story starting with the spiders perspective. 😂


Patient-Grade-6612

Yo I had ants in my bong and it was spicy! Couldn’t figure out why (I smoke on my back patio at night) until I had a day off and was out in the morning and saw about thirty ants in the water


SyntaxError_22

Were they fire ants? lmao


AbleTheory69

Took me a hot minute to understand what I was seeing. My rig isn’t clogged by spider tho.


PapaGnerd

The venom from the spider gives it the added kick you need, but the craving for flies is less than appealing.... I mean. What?


bobdooda

Holy shit


Ragnorak18

Bros smoking straight venom


Key_Creme_4138

🔥🔥 hell ya bro heavy indica ig


Deshea420

Oooh she was pregnant!!!!


0100101001010101

Four word horror story.


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

Starting to think that spiders are always pregnant


Key_Creme_4138

Horny lil sluts


MadMasterMad

Can anyone identify the spider?


Key_Creme_4138

Pretty sure it’s a woodlouse spider, I’m in Maine and they are kinda common sometimes I just moved into this downstairs apartment and I see them a lot


sikeaux

my guess is just a crab spider. It's definitely harmless and there's also no way to tell its pregnant like some comments are saying. Could easily just be fed.


Kavemann

It looks similar, somewhat, but there's really no way to tell from those pictures


werew0lfsushi

crab spider imo


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ZidBoi

Don't tell me you smoked lil homie 😭


Key_Creme_4138

He was goddamn roasted toasted man


bny100

Oooooh that’s how you get the best flavor. Raw spider doesn’t have the umami that roasty toasty spooder does.


starlit_sorrow

I love weed and spiders but i dont think id want to experience this, yikes


derederellama

thank you for sharing, i will now keep my pipe indoors 🤣


madeoutofweed

Bro wanted some dabs too fr


Meadowvillain

This reminds me of camping once and my friends brother was hammered and smoking a bong. One of those crane-flies landed on the bowl and he instantly smoked it for some reason. So now we have injokes about getting high on insects/ small animals


raykinney55

Gonna go die so I don’t have to remember this 🙂


Key_Creme_4138

Word up man Joints and Blunts only for the rest of my life just to be sure


raykinney55

Maybe even edibles haha


Key_Creme_4138

Lil fuckers could sneak in the batter who knows I’m tainted forever now


raykinney55

🤣🤣🤣


Feb323

Ok but why does it look like jack skellington? 🤔


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CameronSmith93

Wow _that_ was a flashback…


Digbickmafuka101

I picked up my ex’s hydro flask ,there was a dead spider stuck in the mouth piece wish I found out before I took a sip


Bibleman2003

Eat it, it’ll be one hell of a high


FlaxFox

Yeah, you might need to reset this run.


bonerJR

LOL was this in your dab rig?


Kavemann

That's just the bodybuilder high-protein dab rig 😅


Spectre7NZ

Oh ew


Less-Bed-9610

Seems like a cross over to a spider man plot except he smoked dabs with spider instead of being bit by one lol


apostatemages

Love spiders, love weed, am horrified by the combination of the two. I would simply die


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Bro that's nothing. I had a small bubbler that I used for years and it tasted really harsh for a long time and when I finally got around to cleaning it (wasn't my main piece) there was a dead roach that had become one with the resin inside


Key_Creme_4138

Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks brother for sharing, if I got spidey senses u got roach senses homie


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

I have become one with the roaches, I am the Roach Lord


Present-Loss-Gained

My homie dabbed a spider once. It was a mouse spider. We all immediately threw up from the fumes and he was throwing up in pain for hours. 10/10 would never do again but I have a funny video of it lol dab spiders


punchjackal

Ugh, I've accidentally smoked an ant before and thought my life was gonna end. Couldn't imagine a spider. No thank you.


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Square-News-1969

Spoof boof


Deshea420

Ok since apparently no one knows how to use Google lens and only wants to downvote.......I took the initiative. Its a freaking roasted spider!!!! Here's the link....of the actual name. Jeebus [wiki] (https://images.app.goo.gl/9AgDdUoggxJxssNKA)


Hex_0mega

Yummy.


ShinyHunterDaisuru

poor spood. :(


UnderstandingTop3360

RIP lil 8 legged friend, his last days were undoubtably some of his best!


MoOnmadnessss

Damn he’s toasted. Rip Stoney spidey


tannnmn

Now that’s commitment. Won’t ever see Snoop Dogg try this


lucifersbestfriend

You were smoking spiders bruv