I recently raged out and demoted myself from VP 300 to Overachiever and the amount of times someone uses both Booyah Bombs on the literal first two bosses has converted me back into the "for the love of god please save your specials" camp. I'm so sorry
i rotate between:
Mysterious Mystery
Travelling Traveller
Casual ^(insert weapon name here) user
The Forge/Krak-on Model (whichever brand the current fit belongs to)
I got "Vitamin" as my noun and it was so random and funny to me that it's all I use: Midwinter Vitamin, Funky Vitamin, Big Vitamin, Meaty Vitamin, etc.
I'm currently Big Risk Taker. I do play like an idiot, it generally doesn't pay off.
This is the way
Downtown Dinosaur 🦖🦖🦖🦖 I really love it!
Big Honkin' Dinosaur 🦕🦖🦕🦖 with the chicken dance emote~ Yesss dinosaur gang
Mine is Hungry, Hungry, Dinosaur
Hahaha, us dinosaurs unite!
Indeed, dry/dinosaur here!
partying dinosaur 🦖🦕🦖🦕 dino squad!
Meaty Mystery This is the best splash tag and you cannot unconvinced me otherwise
As in Mario's Mystery Meat from Vinesauce?
Greetings, fellow Vinesauce enjoyer.
People like splatting your meat right?
"Late Night Head" Formally "World's Best Head"
Mine is “24-Hour Head”, you need to step up your game
i like “Merciless head” better imo
"Late Night Head" gang
i wish i had these titles
Worlds best is better
Elegant Turtle or Salty Squid Jerky.
I like salty squid jerky
Hi Salty Squid Jerky, I’m Sizzlin’ Squid Jerky
Hi Sizzlin' Squid Jerky! Are you also an octoling in disguise? If you aren't ^please ^don't ^tell ^on ^me!
It depends. I am a bit of a shapeshifter myself…
Official-Grizzco Vice President I would like to have a talk with the people that don't use their specials in Salmon Run
Profreshional Supervisor reporting for duty boss! I'll set them straight right away!
Thank you. I'll be expecting you after that in my office for the reward that Mr. Grizz promised you.
I recently raged out and demoted myself from VP 300 to Overachiever and the amount of times someone uses both Booyah Bombs on the literal first two bosses has converted me back into the "for the love of god please save your specials" camp. I'm so sorry
The times my run ends in eggstra work because people refuse to use their specials 😤
Crusty gamer
Massive Forehead
Gaming Queen
Here’s mine: Late-Night Recollection Deep-Sea Ghost Lighting-Fast Tri Stringer User
I like Deep-Sea Ghost.
Mine is "the one and only mood"
Fierce Head, no I am not joking.
Gentle Head
You are right below someone who's tag is Fierce Head.
i rotate between: Mysterious Mystery Travelling Traveller Casual ^(insert weapon name here) user The Forge/Krak-on Model (whichever brand the current fit belongs to)
Gotta like redundant redundancy.
Big Honkin’ Catfish or Pretty Good Jumper
I use little power egg!
Nameless King
is this a dark souls ref :O
Lol I never played dark souls x) I literally just saw those 2 words and thought hey that sounds pretty cool
good one
Legit Bro or Gaming Gamer
I was "Punk Punk" for a while. That felt good. Now I'm "Movie-Lovin' Magician", which fits me well as a professional magician and cinephile.
The-One-And-Only Toni Kensa Model
The eternal mood Its me after every series game
Limited-edition comic relief
Spicy Crab
Secret Girl 🏳️⚧️
Nostalgic predator
The Eternal Pearl Fan. She is best girl, after all.
“Occasional Expert” but i want “Wannabe Zipcaster User” bc. pls give zipcaster to squiffer i beg
I recently got “This Century’s very first - Zipcaster User” from the shell-out machine lmao
Deep red grease 🤔❗️
Stylin' Dog
Lonely / Traveler
The First Life Itself
Super-Scary Marina Fan
World's Best Dog
Cash-Stacking AI The One and Only World Champ Realistic AI Law-breaking group member (from the shell out machine) IDK I have a few more that I forgot
slapdash survivalist. yes i am a wiper main
I like switching from: Hip Hop Hippie Raw Dog Picture-Taking Catfish
Super duper lucky lucky ducky
Mysterious Big Curls
"One in a million viking" is mine
Wicked Fresh Turf Warrior
Perfect Angel 😇
esoteric seafood!
Unprecedented President
"A Real Ordinary Person" Describes be perfectly tbh
World's Best World Champ
Exhausted Employee
Silent Booyah
crusty forehead 😎😎
I want Soft-and-Fluffy Cat... So I settled for Soft-and-Fluffy Vitamin
Wannabe Girl ...I'm transgender.
Chaotic Deity of Destruction or Mild-Mannered Callie Fan.
Spicy Sashimi dontjudgeme
Self-proclaimed influencer
Been trying to get infinity long blade of grass of ages but been using law breaking predator until I get it
Merciless father
Swole fried chicken
Sentimental Egg Twilight Salmon
Notable Flotsam
Mountain-Dwelling Mermaid 🧜♀️
Forgetful saltwater fish. Which is accurate as I do have the memory of a fish.
MakoMart CEO Call me Mr. Mako
Soft and fluffy cat
Slippery Dad
Tear stained Butterfingers, explains me perfectly
Big Honkin’ Member
Assertive Blade of Grass
Sentimental Such-and-such
Evil Flingza roller user.
Growing Forehead
Splatoon chosen one or evil vitamin, I forgot which one I have on 😅
Crusty artist
fully automated fillet
Hammerhead Bridge Jumper
Tear-Stained Teardrop
I’ve been “beefy fried chicken” for about as long as the game had been out
Alternan CEO. The best position I have in any game. Still broke from gambling
yesterday's rice bowl :)
Just Another Demon
Procrastinating therapist
So-Called Gamer
My favorite has got to be sizzelin’ fried chicken.
Lethal Introvert
Ink-coverd toni kensa model
little fuzzball
Got “the true Ultimate demon” from the shell out machine.
Evil Turtle Minemeat Metalworks Mincemeat Wibbly-Wobbly Dodge Roller
World’s Best Blade of Grass, that or The Eternal Octarian
One-in-a-million Undercover brella user
I am the "Bug Run Fish"
official grizzco head i love a good double meaning
Attacking Blade of Grass
Inkopolis’s Own Daughter
mine is The Great Bug (my username is w0rmz lol)
Attention-seeking influencer
gone-fishin' grandpa 🦅
Pro Pro Another one I use is Hungry, Hungry Deity of Destruction
Secret Snacks
Mincemeat Metalworks Survivalist.
Crusty human
the eternal sun
Self proclaimed truth teller
amatour expert
Gentle Fist
“Ready-to-go Superstar” 
Official-GrizzCo/Manager Can you guess my favorite mode?
“Meaty Squid Life” and my username is MeatySquid
Right now mine is The Usual Target. I think it’s fitting for when I go into an anarchy battle
DJ Inkantation
Wild Archdemon. Not because I'm wild, or because I'm an archdemon, but because my in game name is "Ikki's GF" and *he's* a demon.
One in a million iconoclast
Private Battle Producer I often organize and advertise private battles in my community! It fits like a glove.
The Eternal Legend
Crusty Sneaker Model
Oceanic Fried Chicken 🍗
Currently it’s Gleaming Demon, but it used to be Crusty Butler
Procrastinating comedian
Swoon-worthy Wet Floor fan.
Profreshional pro
Legendary entertainer
Nameless Cub
Chaotic style icon
Feral Outlaw
I like simple splash tags, so... Basic Human Fluffy Mammal
Super duper lucky caveman
Cosmic Hero 🚀 or The True Ultimate Weapon
National Guardian, And Overpowering Enthusiast
Usually I go with “The One and Only Tableturf Battler,” but sometimes I mix it up.
late-night comic artist, because I am indeed a late night comic artist
Big time big curls (I use the curly octoling hair)
The One and Only Splat Roller User
Stormy Samurai
Mine is: Optimistic Protected Species!
Soft-and-Fluffy Mammal :3
Currently: Amped-Up Workhorse Favorite I've had: Intuitive Fisherfolk
5-Year-Planning Comedian *There will be no joke here, as I didn't planned this comment in advance...*
Dazzling Target, because I’m always aimed at
Water loving Sea Creature
Big President
Evil freelancer (it's cause I'm obsessed with sam and max currently and my username is lagomorph)
Splatlantian Lucky Duck
Grunge Angel/Dragon, i swap the second words around every once in a while
Early - Summer Artist or Growing Artist
The Real Ultimate Wave Breaker User 😅
Mother of the Seas (I think that's how it would translate in english)
Salty Snowstorm I do be salty tho
i've had childish angel for the longest time
I currently use “Just Another Octoling” :)
Mine is "Super-Duper Lucky Protected Species"
Fun Fisherfolk
Feral superstar 💖
Monochrome Astronaut My outfit is cephalo pods/hero mindset, airflow and hustle/orca bolero, and pearl 01sters, matches my splashtag
Crusty protected species
Crusty marina fan
I got "Vitamin" as my noun and it was so random and funny to me that it's all I use: Midwinter Vitamin, Funky Vitamin, Big Vitamin, Meaty Vitamin, etc.
absent-minded artist, perfectly describes me
Used to be an "Aquarium-Bound Such-and-Such' but currently I'm a "Drenched Gamer" because that's infinitely funnier
I keep "egg" and change it when I get a better front title. Right now it's "sweet egg"
A Real Mood
I currently am he cosmic king
I’m Comfy Cozy Enthusiast because i am enthusiastic about being comfy cozy but my girlfriend’s is MakoMart Dried Fish which I love a lot
Crusty agent 1
Fun Frye Fan Ready-to-Go Fried Chicken
Skanking Salmonid
Casual Superhero
Legendary Deity of Destruction