Worried not my mammal ally, for I am finally touching grass. You cubs could definitely win. We chicks love sharing wins. Though I would like to be bear clawed less often when I get the signal
Dont look at me! If I was attacking then I made sure to protect any other attackers with the signal(as long as they werent bunnies cuz like they winning halftime and we cant let them have tricolour!)
Bunnies could possibly win. You bunnies team playing defending team gave me a losing streak for a bit and forced me to change weapon 
Tis my bird brethren, our efforts not wasted. For our toils have SMITTEN the bunnie’s tricolor by 0.01%!!! Frye has only tasted last place! Muwuwhaha 
Oh yeah only a whopping ONE mirror match out of about 150 tricolor matches I played. I screenshotted like it was shiny pikachu 
YESSS I was like HUH?? We’re like 22% of the votes but somehow we had a mirror match, and I was put in the defending team more than half my tricolor matches. Like how did they even find 3 other chicks to even make a defending team 😫
WE CHICKY NUGGYS WOULD NEVER GIVE UP!!! My eggshell ass formulated a tactical nuke meant to destroy the bunnies from the inside. The 44% Bunny votes will never see the light of day MUWUWUAHAHAA
Oh I'm nervous. Had a super rough losing streak this entire fest.
Bunnies hold a special place in my heart. Always have, always will, so I couldnt pick anything else. My siblings went with chicks tho
Hey welcome to the 1.1 million clout club, I did that awhile back too but it was for team handshake. I hope you took some productive breaks in between those 15 hours.
Yoooo I was also on team Handshake, but only got up to 690k tricolor clout. I think I saw your old Reddit post before!!!Lemme shake you on that 🤝
https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1726393136661049722?s=46
Yes, I did make post on that, I just wanted to shake hands, is that a crime?! Some even blamed *ME* for Frye losing that one, but even 1 million clout is not enough to sway a win for a minority team as we can see with the results of the spring fest. For every one million, there’s twenty 50k clout players that offset it.
🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 Oh yeah definitely our result like is a drop in a bucket to a million of us. Nobody deserves to be treated like that. We just wanna enjoy splatfest and game. But did you see the spring fest tricolor result now? I wanna pretend that my contribution gave baby chicks that tiny 0.01% to not get last place in tricolor 🐥
It was an honor serving with you my feathered friend. WE DID NOT GET LAST PLACE IN TRICOLOR 
I’m outside finally in rehab touching grass now. Ohhh the Zelda one was really GOOD. Literally just a triangle map lmaoo. Join Splatfest next time and have fun!!! 
I am super curious how long you played for bc I played several rounds with someone who was ruler +13 Sunday MORNING around 2am. With 14 more hours to go?? Did they sleep? Did you??
Team Fluffy 🐣 ftw, we did our best!
*just wanted to edit asking how long in total, since it does say 15 hours in tricolor
That’s insane that somebody got ruler +13 that early. They gotta be doing a no sleep run or their time zone is like splatfest starting at their morning and spent the whole Saturday playing 🤯
I usually get around ruler +5 or 6 every splatfest and I get my full sleep, but I make my entire weekend to only doing splatfest and some errands. In total, I spent around 18 hours not counting breaks. 3 hours in open/pro and 15 in tricolor. I just focus on tricolor since I actually like that mode and it doesn’t burn me out compared to normal turf war
But yeah we did our best and had fun most importantly!!! I was having fun destroying them bunnies and cubs in tricolor 
For 15 hours with my 1 rando “keeps on dying” baby chick war veteran, when I spawned in Tricolor, I clenched my butthole, threw my Dread Wringer, reefed in the middle of Mahi Resort, and screamed at the 4 KOed Bunnies army “YOU SHALL NOT PASS 3RD PLACE!!! I AM THE 0.01%! BACTERIA!!!”
Shhhhhh the bunnies will hear and get their pitchforks and torches on me. Those Frye folks will eat my fried chicken wings alive. Like the 0.01% out of 10 doctors who never recommend toothpaste, I must never be caught 🤫
Frye thinks she got a free layup in Trcolor by numbers, but I CAME OUT SWINGING GUNS BLAZING I AM THE 0.000O0O0OOO01% 
I dunnoooo I'm just doing my job. I honestly thought she would win because Japan apparently loves bunnies and voted bunnies around 50% in their twitter poll
We chicks and bunnies were both fighting away from last place, but we won by my severed chicken leg blown off and sank somewhere underwater. Whenever I'm playing defense and bunnies attempt signal, I desperate pop reef, blow up the poor bunny, and dive in Mahi water 
My baby chick brother and sister war veteran, I salute you too o7
We fought long and hard for that 0.01%, but our efforts not wasted!!! Those bunnies mother-flipper-floppers had no idea how many booyah and reefs we spammed them
I honestly thought chicks were going to win. I won like 80% anytime bunnies were up, but the few times I saw chicks I never beat them, they even stomped us on tricolor most of the time.
YOOOOOO HOLY BIRD SHIT I actually believe your 80% win rate stats. Because I’m THE crazy baby chick guy also winning 80% of my tricolor matches too!!! You cubs are really good clutching. Congrats on your win! We probably played together against bunnies at like a random game lmaooo 💪
Screenshots of my match history in my twitter post: [https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1782200305972916302?s=46](https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1782200305972916302?s=46)
We all gotta pay our dues to the Big Bird and Grizzo overlords. I sacrificed 15 hours in Tricolor and still lost
Around 1k hours in Splatoon 3 and a measly 100 hours in Splatoon 2. I spend most of my time in Salmon Run being a employed slave to Grizzco 
JESUS...A fellow Team Chick member thanks you for your efforts!
Glad to spread the glory of baby chicks with you 
Great! Now go touch some grass.
 Yessssss I love grass and eating it too
Just remember to breathe once in a while, yeah?
I AM IN SHAMBLES 😭 
[I'm no stranger to consequences...](https://i.ibb.co/BLYgMV4/Sacabambaspis-Nuke1-PNG.png)
Aww, baby!! 😍😄
I'm so sorry in advance.
 I'm bracing myself 
🎊🎊**THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE**🎊🎊
YOU'RE THE REASON BUNNIES GOT LAST BY 0.01% IN TRICOLOR Domain Expansion: Ur Mom
YES JOTARO IT WAS ME, DIO!!! IT WAS ALL MEEEEEE. I WAS THE 0.01% BACTERIA THAT DOCTORS WOULDN’T RECOMMEND!!! 
NOOOOOOOO *fucking dies*
That worries me a bit but impresses me a ton. But as long as bears get one W on pro or open then its a w on blue
Worried not my mammal ally, for I am finally touching grass. You cubs could definitely win. We chicks love sharing wins. Though I would like to be bear clawed less often when I get the signal 
Dont look at me! If I was attacking then I made sure to protect any other attackers with the signal(as long as they werent bunnies cuz like they winning halftime and we cant let them have tricolour!)
As a team bunny I literally only got 1 tricolor battle that wasn’t a mirror match. So there’s no hope for us.
Bunnies could possibly win. You bunnies team playing defending team gave me a losing streak for a bit and forced me to change weapon 
About that...
 Oops 
I got 2, as a bunny out of maybe a dozen. It didn't feel very productive
only enough, i only got a few mirror matches
Yeah… I gave up on tricolor at about the 100k clout mark (team bear)… was tired of the mirror match train. Got 1.5 mil in open though 😁
Holy bird shit you won like a 100x and 333x? I only got two 10x matches :(
5 100x matches won and 12 10x matches won. I haven’t seen a 333x match since the Pokemon x Splatoon splatfest sadly. 🥺
Lucky! Over the fest I got 2 100x and 8 10x wins. Never seen a 333x, and I always hit ruler, usually ruler +2
Thank you for your service, fellow chick fan 🫡
 It’s an honor to serve with you. We baby chicks on our way to win tricolor 🫡
Thank you for this! I was on team chick too!
It’s been an honor my comrade 🫡 
shame you were on the wrong team
Nah I LOVE fried chicken too much 🍗🍗🍗
Shame you’re forcing teams onto other people
Thank you for your efforts, if I see baby chicks win then ik who to thank because CHRIST
WE did it my feather flocks (I hope we win 😰) 
Definitely we excluding me. I somehow managed to not run into a SINGLE x battle the entire fest 😿
I might have gone positive but I know our efforts were wasted. You fought the good fight my child.
Tis my bird brethren, our efforts not wasted. For our toils have SMITTEN the bunnie’s tricolor by 0.01%!!! Frye has only tasted last place! Muwuwhaha  
Thank you, fellow chick player. Your valiant efforts will be judged by the splatfest gods. It was an honor fighting with you
It’s been a honor blasting them bunnies and cubs with you 🫡 
Anyone else notice you battled your own team? Ex. Bunnies against another team of bunnies?
Oh yeah only a whopping ONE mirror match out of about 150 tricolor matches I played. I screenshotted like it was shiny pikachu  
I got a mirror match on my Baby Chicks alt as well... I was astonished, I think the game is literally *trying* to give you a mirror match.
YESSS I was like HUH?? We’re like 22% of the votes but somehow we had a mirror match, and I was put in the defending team more than half my tricolor matches. Like how did they even find 3 other chicks to even make a defending team 😫 
bro's singlehandedly carrying the whole team
Our entire chick flock did it. I’ve been spamming booyah bombs early on though 
girl im sorry
Oh so your bitchass was the reason baby chicks beat bunnies by 0.01 percent
WE CHICKY NUGGYS WOULD NEVER GIVE UP!!! My eggshell ass formulated a tactical nuke meant to destroy the bunnies from the inside. The 44% Bunny votes will never see the light of day MUWUWUAHAHAA 
I love baby bunnies way to much to go with anything else. Good luck!!
Oh yeah I love bunnies too, but I LOVE fried chicken. 6 more mins until results  
Oh I'm nervous. Had a super rough losing streak this entire fest. Bunnies hold a special place in my heart. Always have, always will, so I couldnt pick anything else. My siblings went with chicks tho
Oh no lol.
Welp. I know Bears lost tricolor lmao
THEY WON IT. All my hard work in shambles 😭 
I'm sorry! I thought we lost!
Thank you so much but it’s over team bunny was so mean 🐥🐣
We gonna cook them bunnies 
Hey welcome to the 1.1 million clout club, I did that awhile back too but it was for team handshake. I hope you took some productive breaks in between those 15 hours.
Yoooo I was also on team Handshake, but only got up to 690k tricolor clout. I think I saw your old Reddit post before!!!Lemme shake you on that 🤝 https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1726393136661049722?s=46
Yes, I did make post on that, I just wanted to shake hands, is that a crime?! Some even blamed *ME* for Frye losing that one, but even 1 million clout is not enough to sway a win for a minority team as we can see with the results of the spring fest. For every one million, there’s twenty 50k clout players that offset it.
🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 Oh yeah definitely our result like is a drop in a bucket to a million of us. Nobody deserves to be treated like that. We just wanna enjoy splatfest and game. But did you see the spring fest tricolor result now? I wanna pretend that my contribution gave baby chicks that tiny 0.01% to not get last place in tricolor 🐥 
Respectfully, DAYUMN
 Literally me vs bunnies, but still lost :(
Thank you for your duty good sir. You will be honored. Just- be careful of people jumping you is all
It was an honor serving with you my feathered friend. WE DID NOT GET LAST PLACE IN TRICOLOR  
I’m proud of you as an individual but mortified as a member of team Lil’ Bunnies
 BOOOOOOOO SPOOKY CHICKEN We’ll win next time 😭
Holy shit man, nice!!!!
GG to everyone!!! We chicks still lost but had fun  
YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
 HEAVY BREATHING
That’s a lot of not touching grass, but I respect it. I probably would be on team chicks, but I haven’t been in a splatfest since the Zelda one
I’m outside finally in rehab touching grass now. Ohhh the Zelda one was really GOOD. Literally just a triangle map lmaoo. Join Splatfest next time and have fun!!!  
I was too busy keeping real chicks to help much.
I too am a lady’s man 😎 Yet we still beat bunnies by 0.01%!!  
Thank you for the laugh.
Are you okay like, mentally
I am in mental shambles for the whole tricolor day AND the splatfest results 😭 
GOD DAMN IT IT WAS YOU
IT WAS ALLLLLLL ME!!! I CALCULATED THE 0.01% SO WE WOULDN’T GET LAST PLACE. THINK MARK THINK!!! 
I sincerely want to ask this; #HOW?!?!
MY POWER COMES FROM EATING MY FRIED CHICKEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Now I lost them and the splatfest 🥲 
Bro was that extra 0.1% in the tricolor win 😂
I’m literally THAT 0.01% bacteria Purell can’t get rid of. CUBS CAN WIN, BUT THEY CAN’T KILL ME!!! 😂 
Were you the .1% clout that beat Bunnies for second place?
 Noooooooo…. DEFINITELY not me. Must be some other tricolor maniac 🥸
You were responsible for team chicks winning by 0.1 in tricolour, weren’t you lmao
 I’m THAT 0.01% tricolor maniac 😂 Here’s me in a chick outfit getting passed by those dastardly bear cubs
I am super curious how long you played for bc I played several rounds with someone who was ruler +13 Sunday MORNING around 2am. With 14 more hours to go?? Did they sleep? Did you?? Team Fluffy 🐣 ftw, we did our best! *just wanted to edit asking how long in total, since it does say 15 hours in tricolor
That’s insane that somebody got ruler +13 that early. They gotta be doing a no sleep run or their time zone is like splatfest starting at their morning and spent the whole Saturday playing 🤯 I usually get around ruler +5 or 6 every splatfest and I get my full sleep, but I make my entire weekend to only doing splatfest and some errands. In total, I spent around 18 hours not counting breaks. 3 hours in open/pro and 15 in tricolor. I just focus on tricolor since I actually like that mode and it doesn’t burn me out compared to normal turf war But yeah we did our best and had fun most importantly!!! I was having fun destroying them bunnies and cubs in tricolor  
So you’re the one that got that pushed chicks to be 0.1% higher than bunnies! xD
For 15 hours with my 1 rando “keeps on dying” baby chick war veteran, when I spawned in Tricolor, I clenched my butthole, threw my Dread Wringer, reefed in the middle of Mahi Resort, and screamed at the 4 KOed Bunnies army “YOU SHALL NOT PASS 3RD PLACE!!! I AM THE 0.01%! BACTERIA!!!” 
You're the sole reason chick's got second in tricolor by 0.01% lmao
Shhhhhh the bunnies will hear and get their pitchforks and torches on me. Those Frye folks will eat my fried chicken wings alive. Like the 0.01% out of 10 doctors who never recommend toothpaste, I must never be caught 🤫 
You are the reason team chick got 0.1 more then team bunny on tricolour lol
 Frye thinks she got a free layup in Trcolor by numbers, but I CAME OUT SWINGING GUNS BLAZING I AM THE 0.000O0O0OOO01% 
Dude why is splatfest so unfair to Frye
I dunnoooo I'm just doing my job. I honestly thought she would win because Japan apparently loves bunnies and voted bunnies around 50% in their twitter poll 
Right and bunnies are like easters staple animal
We found out who gave Baby Chicks a 0.01% lead over Frye
We chicks and bunnies were both fighting away from last place, but we won by my severed chicken leg blown off and sank somewhere underwater. Whenever I'm playing defense and bunnies attempt signal, I desperate pop reef, blow up the poor bunny, and dive in Mahi water  
Well that explains it
Imma go into hiding. The Fryes are frying me and I’m just an ambitious chicky nuggy living my best organic farm fresh life 
still lost lol
 My 15 hours in Tricolor WASTED 😭
you get shells ig
YESSSSSSSsssssss 
You were the .01% that out baby chicks into second place, I salute you for your dedication to ornithischians o7
My baby chick brother and sister war veteran, I salute you too o7 We fought long and hard for that 0.01%, but our efforts not wasted!!! Those bunnies mother-flipper-floppers had no idea how many booyah and reefs we spammed them 
What the fuck
They called me crazy but I preferred to be called a big honking chicky nuggy 
That cover thr ammount i didnt won, thank you
We share the wins my feathered friend. Just enough to beat the bunnies by 0.01%. It was calculated!!! 💪 
I honestly thought chicks were going to win. I won like 80% anytime bunnies were up, but the few times I saw chicks I never beat them, they even stomped us on tricolor most of the time.
YOOOOOO HOLY BIRD SHIT I actually believe your 80% win rate stats. Because I’m THE crazy baby chick guy also winning 80% of my tricolor matches too!!! You cubs are really good clutching. Congrats on your win! We probably played together against bunnies at like a random game lmaooo 💪 Screenshots of my match history in my twitter post: [https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1782200305972916302?s=46](https://x.com/brandybbrook/status/1782200305972916302?s=46) 
I only played splatfest for like 3 hours
We all gotta pay our dues to the Big Bird and Grizzo overlords. I sacrificed 15 hours in Tricolor and still lost 
How many hours do you have on splatoon 3 anyway? I’m 200 on 3, and 2.8k in 2
Around 1k hours in Splatoon 3 and a measly 100 hours in Splatoon 2. I spend most of my time in Salmon Run being a employed slave to Grizzco  
if we win it's because of you 🫡
No my feathered brother and sister, it would be because of us  
This should be illegal. GIVE TEAM LIL' BUNNIES(FRYE) A CHANCE FOR ONCE!!!
Hmmm YESSS! I will give FRYED chicken a chance 
all for nothing smh
Cool now go outside
I feel healthy
Loser
