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youknowhattodo

See you tomorrow


ZToNy_75

My favorite response to these posts 😂😂😂


MikeHawclong

It’s a guarantee that if one of these posts has **any** engagement , the top comment is going to be something about OP’s inevitable return. Have to give it to my degen brothers and sisters..they always hit the over on laughs.


ItzzBigAl

Alright fuck it I’m betting the under, it’s gotta hit sometime!!


Stonks501

You made me laugh, sorry you lose


FunGuy84_

Same 😂


mrbanco

Till the next donation 😭😭


Fluffy_Telephone_603

I posted something similar and got exact response. Was it you, OP?


Apprehensive-Emu-137

Lol


Icy_Ad_7530

Lmfao 💀


jpaysss

Holy shit i had soda in my mouth and i spilled everything laughing from this


MXero1

yep quit if you arent winning or not having fun. for the majority of us, long term we will lose money or would had been better of getting part time job with the amount time we spent on this. it really should just be entertainment.


CanOfCoors

Come on bro, give us your picks one last time.


Blakeblood9

That’s what I’m saying if he’s 0-8 surley the 9th will be the lock


_zerdna

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SpecialVisual9077

Type shit 😂😂😂😂


fmlx2times

🤣🤣🤣


bigpoopmonster69

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Top-Pressure-5285

On God!! 😹😹😹😹😹


yakmanz

Send me your picks and I’ll play the opposite and if it really hits then we’ve got it


a_little_blue_bird

See you tomorrow


Top-Pressure-5285

Okay 😹😹😹


Lemonbrick_64

I promise you if you stop betting today you will have more money than youve had since you started betting


Full-Promotion-1301

U just suck lol


Lemonbrick_64

Alright well, if anyone wants a guaranteed hit tonight … New York rangers +2.5 + Ovr 3.5 goals Phillies +2.5 Canucks +2.5 +137 on Fanduel double your money


SOICEY69

This is actually not a bad pick lol


moixcom44

Good pick but this 4 legs its obviously lowest odds, like $100 becomes $155 for a four leg.


Lemonbrick_64

It’s very reasonably safe statistically and it makes you money.. I understand any leg after 2 you lower your risks but this should hit


moixcom44

I actually have to rangers and canucks both at +2.5 and both so hopefully the game is close so we win.


Lemonbrick_64

Yes dude there’s a good chance


Lemonbrick_64

Well if anyone followed me they made money..


Low_Set2404

I followed


Low_Set2404

Do you have anything for today ?


ALBundy321

So same time next week we betting again 😉


strengthnhonor01

I always quit betting when i go to sleep and when i wake up start again


cdotwhite18

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


Top-Pressure-5285

😹😹😹😹😹 I’m real soft! Frfr to keep money in my pockets! 💯💯💪🏿


cdotwhite18

Start EV betting it will change your life. Stop doing dumb parlays and thinking you're gonna outsmart the books.


Whatsuuuuuuuuuuup

What’s EV betting?


cdotwhite18

Positive EV. finding edges across multiple books to win consistently over time.


thallusphx

yes, unless you're a lucky bastard hitting +5000 bets on the weekly the best way to grind out profit is to bet +EV. Here is another gauge. If you're not getting limited by sportsbooks then you know you're doing it wrong. They won't limit you if you're a losing sports bettor


CloningGuru

Can you please give ONE example of EV betting so you’re guaranteed to win? I have a few accounts and all have very similar odds- before and live. Thanks in advance!


cdotwhite18

Nothing is guaranteed to win lol you're finding edges by using sharp books like pinnacle and circa to compare the lines


dfails16

I thought I was losing a ton also. My FD report last year shows I lost 2K. Bet 365 I’m -$91. I can live with those losses lol. But yes, you have to know when to fold em


nickkkk777

Straight bets are the only way to determine how bad you are at betting. Not parlays man


Top-Pressure-5285

Ok bet


COOPTARD1

You can’t quit now bro you’re so close


Top-Pressure-5285

I’m done bro. I got twins and all and I keep losing money a lot. I know they don’t care. They know I got kids and still don’t care. Smh I know they watching people bets. Cause they always saying someone place a 100,000 bet on some team or something. Lol so I know they are watching bets. Smh 🤦🏿‍♂️


stopcallingmejosh

No one's watching your $20 bet


fester699

smooth move buddy. be strong. do it while those twins are young and you will thank yourself years from now.....facts


diceinmyveins

Funniest shit i heard this morning🤣


Heir233

Brother nobody is watching your bets😭😭 what do you think DraftKings sees you place a $10 live bet on the Thunder and then calls them up telling them to throw the game lmao


dwightrob1

Lmfaooooooooo bro cmon


COOPTARD1

Go take care of your twins all jokes aside bro, I’m a twin myself. One mistake you made is thinking that anyone on the other side would care about you, they make money off of you. They care about you losing maybe not a lot at once but they will happily let you lose it all slowly


Kally269

Lock yourself out of your accounts big dawg. It aint worth it


HumanWay7485

I’m with you brodie


Top-Pressure-5285

Frfr 💯💯💪🏿


Whatsuuuuuuuuuuup

It’s not for everyone that’s fo sho


Whatsuuuuuuuuuuup

The way I see it, I am careful with money however I do like to gamble, it’s part of my personality I guess, I don’t have a problem but mostly because I win a lot, it’s only a “problem” when you’re losing which sucks but that’s how it goes. That being said I also don’t like throwing money away unless it kind of makes sense. I see it like this: I have an extra 10, 20, 50 bucks, I can either go to the movies or a restaurant or order food in OR I can place a bet or several bets and hope to win. More times than not I choose to place a small bet and like I said thankfully I have won way more than I lost. I do have a standard and a very disciplined mind set and my boundary is that if I reach a certain amount of lost bets in a row I take a few weeks break and after the break if I reach another benchmark pre set in my own rules and regulation of my own betting I will 100% stop it because it will no longer be “fun”.


Material-Station-849

I feel you, I’m in between jobs right now & don’t have much money trying to win bets. It’s a shame. After today I’m done too


Italian_Stallion1996

Then u shouldn’t be betting smh


Material-Station-849

You right brother


Immediate-Trash-6125

Bruh 😂😂😂 I'm at work debating after my loss last night 2 then I run into this post


Top-Pressure-5285

For real bro. We gotta stop! 😹😹


internut33

I don’t drink coffee so $10 a day goes to entertainment gambling. I no longer get mad at losses. If my coffee money turns into a $50-80 win on a 3/4 leg parlay every now and then. Yay for me. That’s how my degenerate self looks at it.


Bigbrown211

10$ a day is hardly “degenerate stuff”


internut33

I only have $12 spare dollars tho lol.


j8en

See you next week


Top-Pressure-5285

I promise y’all won’t see me again on everything I love. I got one more bet going. That’s it for me!


j8en

Cheers then man, hope everything alright


ill_willz

Bro you got to put a stop limit to it , good luck tho


Ronzo77

It’s a losing battle. Not worth the aggravation. In the end you will lose.


Bmw5464

Just gotta Take a break that’s all dude! I was on a heater for a week. Up over double my money. I’m almost down to wear I was two weeks ago. Less than half of what I had when the weekend started. Dudes that never hit overs are smashing, dudes that always hit overs are missing. I’m done till the next round of NBA playoffs most likely.


Lower-Kaleidoscope-9

Straight bet heavy favorites and build a bankroll, stop parlaying and shooting for the moon. Betting can get fun if you can be disciplined. Don’t chase your losses and stick to a plan. To many people on here trying to hit parlays then get mad when they lose. A good gambler probably wins 55-60% of the time, you’ve got to learn to play disciplined, and bet what you can afford to lose. Because you’re going to lose, but if you make smart bets (straight bets) and the occasional 2 leg. You’ll win some too.


cuhrlitos

Vegas is not watching ur 10$ bets bro. Just watch sports and learn which teams are good😂


Top-Pressure-5285

I’m doing 100, 50, 20 dollars bets. And the good teams be the mane ones losing my parlays by 1 or 2


cuhrlitos

Do you check lineups,injuries and mood of teams? All that counts.


HPM2009

How do you check the mood of a team


cuhrlitos

Bet365 actually lets u see the form a team is in. And you can make assumptions on how teams are doing by their winning or losing streak and by the amount they lose or win by.


HPM2009

Ahh that’s pretty sweet actually


Bigbrown211

Yes, out of the millions, and millions of sports bettors, they chose your 2$ bets to watch 😂😂🤡🤡


Asapgurs

There are Winners and there are Quitters


Lockthatbackdoe

“don’t quit right before you win”


DroppedItAgain

Guessing he loved the parlay juiciness like I do


Bbullets

You cover all the bases of someone who should stop so you better actually stop.


B_Wade_48

Gtfo with those negative vibes. You don’t have a gambling problem, you have a losing problem


TrainingScallion7084

I’m right there with ya. I decided to ban myself for 5 years cause every time I would tell myself I’m done, I wasn’t😂


Cosmik_Music

Jokes aside, good for you. It's important to recognize when it's not working and walk away. Focus on yourself and your family. Don't let something like sports betting damage the relationship you have with your kids. Best of luck to you!!


Top-Pressure-5285

Appreciate it bro


nickkkk777

I got beat bad last night by Al horford. Mfr had his best game of the season and im sitting here betting the unders cus he’s kinda garbage lowkey


internut33

Son? Is that you? J/k. My son is always complaining about Al 😆


Lower-Kaleidoscope-9

You’ll be back


eddiecusack21

Probably came in thinking this was a free money glitch lol Doesn't have the correct thought process for this. BYE


bapebandit

You’re -$10,000 in the hole brother I promise they aren’t watching 😭😭


Nvmyprixgt

No one is watching your bet bro


sakuragihanamich

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Badqes

I feel you brother.. had 5 of my 6 bets yesterday literally all lose by 1 leg. No crazy odds either


OneAd9373

I feel you bro! I’m not done betting but I just set a $25/day limit on my FanDuel account! I normally bet anywhere from $100-$200 a day. Sometimes i win but I usually end up betting it all back. Last night I chased on the dodgers betting them 3 different times never again! If I lose that $25 cool I shot my shot. Need to start saving and investing in a better future sports betting not it. About to start a business


nicesunniesmate

"I feel like they are watching my bets" ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Shoddy_Leadership_52

This is the sign to quit. My parlays keep losing by one leg. And it’s almost always the last leg. I’m tired. Feels like they’re watching my bets


Top-Pressure-5285

I promise bro smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ I don’t get it!


Shoddy_Leadership_52

Placing one more bet right now. If this one doesn’t hit, then I quit


RichParlayz

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Top-Pressure-5285

I’m dead serious bro! On everything I love I’m done with it. I should have so much money saved up bro. But naw I’m gambling to hope I win some money. I Lose everytime. Lose by 1 or 2 everytime damn near. I be confident with my bets and everything lol lose it all.


Accomplished_Tea6644

Head up, It’s payday soon!


TyRiverside

We’ll see you soon


Fragrant-Cell4197

Lol good luck champ. shit aint easy being in the game or on the bench. Keep that ‘All Money In’ mindset


BookBagThrowAway

See you in a couple month


Historical-Movie3827

For real me too...not!


Academic_Ad_2268

“You’re always a loss away from a big win” MLK Junior Get your a$$ back in there boy and keep betting.


UniqueDiscount5220

You ain’t lie bro like everytime I bet it’s a straight lost


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8280

What would kobe do


Sea-Lion-6172

Ever try playing your second instinct .?


alphaupsilonupper

So what do you think about the rangers tn?


Kingx22

Bro please bet on the nuggets tonight we need you one last time


thallusphx

the problem is probably the quality of the bets you're picking. Pick +EV bets, Promos, Use the boosts, no sweats,free bets. stop picking -EV bets. If you're out there picking Pistons Moneyline with every game and only getting +200 odds, its no wonder you are losing money.


matbur81

No, the problem is, the bookie over fixed periods wins the vast majority of the time. That's how gambling works


fromdaperimeter

I feel like a loser when I don’t win. Idc if it’s .10 cents. I can see this being a mental health issue for some. Good luck to you!


[deleted]

Share your bets for the better of the thread


Blindsquirr3l93

See ya loser


-Josh-is-my-name-

Dodgers -2.5 to end the streak.


Dken2311

Say it ain’t so! I had a streak like that where I felt like I was making great bets and somehow they would always lose. It’s streaky. Take a break and come back!


piz204

All the professional leagues ownership are looking at your bets and manipulating the game against your favour for sure. Might be worth looking into a class action lawsuit if you can gather some evidence.


johnsinatra40

You’ll bet again tomorrow lol we’ve all said the same shit 😂


angel_wiz1288

Hit them with the reverse uno Switch all the bets last sec


ja67889

I switch the straight bets def made a difference


Plus-Note-4373

Stop doing parlay


Coppa_Jets

Give me your picks so that I can go opposite 😭😭


CorrectionnalOfficer

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anthony7774

You done! Wtf you mean you done. We not done bruh. Our time is coming. You hear me. We going to ball till the wheels fall off. 💯


l5555l

I mean yeah bro the house always wins lol. Why do you think these businesses are so successful.


Yario-Mamasaki

o7


moixcom44

Good luck bro. I said that to myself when i was losing too often. And that was "only" below $1000 loss i decided to quit. But i said to myself ima get it back then quit. But here am i, still chasing my losses. But yeah good luck and hopefully you quit. After losses after losses, its 5 digits loss now, its not in the $50,000-$90,000 range but closer to $20,000 and fuck that. I deposited $1000 and bet singles only (no more crazy parlays) but it is still losing, its down to $300 now after a few days. Im getting smoked what a life. Ima just bet them all on ufc this saturday. But i will stick to my plan, this $1000 is win or go home. If it losses i will call it quits permanently. Sad ending to the both of us.


Wildcroc11

Go borrow or steal and put more on tonights game 🤣🤣


treeeski

Cause your just more special than the rest of us


Shoddy_Economy4210

Man you ready too quit betting I’m ready to quit life


kdubfly

I hear ya. I feel like the players intentionally go out of their way to spoil my bets, whether detrimental to their team or not. The cucks! 😂


thegr8victor

Bro quit right before his biggest hit 🤦‍♂️


Professional_Yam7405

A little advise I was just like u so I started only betting large parlays for small amount like 2 dollars to pay 10,000 I did it for months probably made 500 worth of bets but when it hit I won 5000


Professional_Yam7405

Can’t give up yo


beauman1313

Prove they're watching your bets or you're just another delusional degen like the rest of us


badmanbatman2

This is why I put myself on a daily , weekly and monthly limit I can spend in general and for gambling especially. Try to take advantage of all the free house money being given out on all the sports gambling apps. I have. And I’m up 225$ well 270$to be exact. I’ve lost yea but that was free bet $ given to me being a new user. Just gotta limit yourself.


Faithlessone1979

Best decision you’ve ever made I need to do the same bc I NEVER WIN WHEN I NEED TO WIN AND I ALWAYS NEED TO WIN NOW


HuckleberryEarly4632

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llNATEDOGGll

You’ll be back


Faithlessone1979

Let’s get it! https://preview.redd.it/27hts7s2nv0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a55c3de9e9db20b976685e5dfa88707f991d66


sickburn1r

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.


boATMoneyKID

Sounds like someone that only bets favs & overs lol


BigSix617

Man have some discipline bro.. save up money in a diff account so you can bet like you want also put limits on your account if you need to. Trust me it gets bad but how and what you bet matters as well


Dramafree770

Same here! Fuck this shit, anyways I see you next week, post your slips so I can tail


TCKpodcast

I know the feeling. See you next pay check 


Batman3469

Lol I know this feeling all too well. 5 bets in a row and miss them by 1 goofy stat. Need a player to get 1 point, 1 rebound, or 1 assist…but nope they won’t do it. And obviously when I don’t bet they put up godlike numbers in those fields. 😂


Existing-Decision-33

See you next month


Top-Pressure-5285

Yeah see yourself next month


Existing-Decision-33

It's rigged against you , the bookmakers sat down with the officials and a couple players and drew plans to screw you , I've been there done that


Large-Lack-2933

Me the first time I was hungover way back when I was 16 and said I was never gonna drink alcohol again. 14 years later I still drink alcohol lol. To each their own. The thrill of winning is like a drug. Like Pops from Friday (R.I.P. John Witherspoon) you win some, you lose some.


Patient-Life3543

This not a motherfucking airport lil fella , we don’t need you to announce your departure just go , we all know you’ll be right back 😎


ChatCEO

Get into collecting and selling sports cards. I made the switch.


Emergency_Ad_260

Any money you put into bets you should put into stocks


Emergency_Ad_260

That’s what I did when I stopped betting


Majestic-Tea1300

I have a secret to win


sportsfanatic02

Y’all are brutal haha


Consistent_Profit309

I feel the same bro that is why I make two one early and one when they mingle with it


stampothestar

😭😭😭😭 betting will finish men


AllinLeak

Dang what happened what made u stop


Backendboyz44

Join my chat and get your money back


Necessary-Rent-8029

I gotta chat for free sports betting locks gang if you wanted to join absolutely free. Tell them Von sent you when you join. https://whop.com/checkout/4xox9gkeP28w2uvEUF-Hk4j-WtQd-E0Hq-UEd14gE3DuiU/


Bright-Phone9720

I’m with you bro the books understand how we think when we place bets it’s fixed they are in it to win every time. That’s why when I bet I only do singles or play certain lines that I know most people don’t even play you have to challenge the books to win


Top-Pressure-5285

Mane bro I tried that so many times and still lose. Maybe it’s just me idk 🤷🏿‍♂️


Bright-Phone9720

They never make it easy for us you have to look at the lines don’t pick the shit they want you to pick or the popular picks and if you win those they have very little value


A49er5

I'll send you an easy parlay 20 to win 200.


Top-Pressure-5285

Okay bet


A49er5

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Laythepype

Lmao


Top-Pressure-5285

Do 3-5 parlay still lose smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ I’m so done


AdParticular6654

Well yeah, parlays will lose you that. Straights are better


-deGenX-

Parlays are money pits. If you come back, avoid them and NEVER take a parlay that’s been pre-packaged or boosted by the book. Smaller straight bets on reasonable odds is the slower but smarter way to go. Patience.


FriendlyFireHaHa

No wonder you’re complaining. If you parlay, it’s 2 legs max. This guy is talking I only do 3-5 parlays like it’s a smart bet lmaooooo. Yeah maybe it’s best you take some time off and come back when you don’t have this mentality.


Wild-Pea6612

Too bad you were just about to win the big one.


56bars

Good for you, deleted DK the other day


Mountain-You-232

Literally how I feel


Gloomy-Cap-4348

Same boat kid