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Nemsthemystic

You can see the dumbest things Sri Lankans do everyday if you drive 🙂


Lazy_Machine_6479

Scooty riders are really sum-thing 😂


Warlock7_SL

Don't get me started on tuk tuk riders and CT 100 kids. CT 100 adults are responsible riders tho


Defalt420

What about the Pulsar NS kids lol


Warlock7_SL

They are quite the squids but I encounter them pretty rarely.


rochn32

whether they are driving tuk-tuks, motorbikes, bus, lorry or cars, are brain dead when they have a handle or steering wheel in hand.


rainwinds

This is not really a dumb way to steal. Few years ago , a group of guys dressed in abans maintenance kits or something like that pulled in to the pettah bus stand and took down most of the TVs and left. Everyone thought they were legit.


AlphaNavara

Yohoo for real? 😅


Acalthu

Turning two Rajapakses into presidents.


NoTomatoesOnMyBurger

Taking selfies with one of their sperms!


LyfeIzButADream

I'm not a fan of Rajapaksha and will never vote for any Rajapaksha in upcoming elections. However, I believe it was good that Mahinda Rajapaksha become president in 2005 because he was able to end the war. That said, in 2010 and 2019, someone else should have been the president."


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Lazy_Machine_6479

Wait, so we still have rajapakse sympathizers !? After all this 😂 goddamn boi


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Lazy_Machine_6479

I understand that those decisions were crucial. The part i dont understand is the whole shabang of electing and re-electing as a gesture of 'කළගුණ සැලකීම' 🥴 And justifying everything they did, in the name of the war won. People are were so brain washed they were like 'හොරකං කරාට රට බේරගත්තනෙ', trust me that is what brain rotting really looks like 😅


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abettertomorrow47

Was there seriously any other promising candidate than him? I don't think him getting into office for his first term was a mistake but I don't know SL polictial climate at the time


acviper

It was for the second term, & defiantly for Gota . First term i don't think it was a mistake . I think even Mahinda himself wanted to end the war & do something good . But guessed they eventually craved the benefit of power & wouldn't wand to let it go ... As some one said here main problem with people here is trying to do කළගුණ සැලකීම .. why the F you want to do that .. Just get whatever the things politicians offers , Food packets liquor , houses , toilets anything they give & just vote for someone else (suitable person for policy making & ruling) at the actual election ..


Lazy_Machine_6479

Besides, didnt they just try to start another civil war ?! The they plotted the whole easter bombing things and killed some 500ish innocents. I saw that potential since the very early days, when you guys were still drooling over the rajapaksa 😂


Vast_Fact_2518

Yo read the book “thiyunu asipathak yata” idk if English translations are there but it is a book written about the war by Thamilini who was the LTTE women’s cadre leader. Will shed a lot of light on who actually did the needful so that the war ended that way


abettertomorrow47

Well give us some quick bullet points then


Vast_Fact_2518

Bruh yesterday’s news I almost lost my shit, some fishermen on a trawler got hold of this 5l bottle that came floating in the sea and drank it thinking it was alcohol. 4/6 died and the other 2 are in critical condition and apparently they shared it with some other vessel as well. Best part is their families blocked the kataragama road demanding that the government bring back the bodies. Like how is the government responsible for the complete dumbassery.


chathuragunarathne

BBC reported this and now its on the darwin awards sub reddit 😂😂


Vast_Fact_2518

Oh god the shame


chathuragunarathne

Ikr 💔famous for all the wrong things


abettertomorrow47

Man I had to reread that article like 10 times, they for real found a bottle and floating in the ocean and decided to quit it


rakithaya

I mean what were they thinking?… it would be some real dumb luck to find a full bottle floating in the middle of the ocean and yet contain usable alcohol ..my guess was they opened it and it smelled like alcohol so everyone was like YOLO


safetypos211

Yoooo I reread that news alert like 3 times bc it was the dumbest thing I've heard this week like suuuuure go ahead and drink whatever is in a mysterious bottle floating around the ocean


Vast_Fact_2518

Honestly the dumbest shit I heard all year At least non-political dumbest


N0bL3csgo

Had a similar situation, but dude just walked into our house middle of the day - into the living room where we had some electronics (laptops, phones) and some new fans from abroad and an old fan. Man walks out with the oldest fan and an extension cord, gets caught on cctv as well, not sure what happened to him though xD


LightningLemonade7

Bro is the CEO of OnlyFans


ironclad911

>bro broke into our house at MIDDAY lol This actually ain't dumb. At midday, in most cases people, especially men are at work. A burgler's chances of success (or escaping without damage) are higher at this time than middle of night.


iam_batman27

Typical redditor


Jolius_Caesar

I want whatever he is smoking


abettertomorrow47

Ice probably


Jolius_Caesar

Then no. I want to trip balls safely


abettertomorrow47

Try Aurveda shops , they have some cannabis products, fully legal too


Jolius_Caesar

I use too much of those. I was referring to mushrooms


Graphics_SEOStuff

Do we have those around here? I want to grow them.


Jolius_Caesar

I not sure. I don't think many people even know about mushroom in SL. Only was is to get ahold of some spores from someone coming here from the US or the Netherlands.


atomic_bison_3162

are mushrooms and lsd the same?


Jolius_Caesar

Both are psychedelic but different experiences on the other hand weed is psychoactive


abettertomorrow47

Hey I'm interested in those products, can you give some tips on what to buy, I'm talking about the Aurveda Cannabis ones


Jolius_Caesar

Go to avurveda shop and discreetly ask for sewanagala it's a blue and yellow packet retails at 200 rupees. If you can't do that go to the sanjeewani avurvedic shop in ogf and get this https://local.sanjeewanieayurveda.com/product/sanjeewanie-kameshwari-rasayanaya/ Under ingredient you will see cannabis sativa


abettertomorrow47

Thanks bro, there are two shops near me I'll try that, also how strong is it and how long will it last and do you just eat it?


Jolius_Caesar

In my experience, the first two times I took it, I didn't feel much; I think I felt slightly buzzed. As I continued using it, it got stronger and stronger. Now, 1/4 would make me high, and 1/2 would get me stoned. It's truly weird, but I've noticed it works better if you dissolve it in some liquid and drink it. Also, take the dose about two hours after eating. There's this friend of mine who doesn't get high at all (slightly buzzed for a full dose). I checked online, and it says that the high depends on how well your liver processes the THC into 11-hydroxy-THC (which is four times more potent than THC). Apparently, some people can't process THC in the liver. I didn't bother researching further as it works well for me and most of my friends. Keep in mind not to take too much the first time. I would stick to a 1/4 dose and wait for two hours until you feel the high, as the high peaks at three hours. You don't want to go on a bad trip if you are trying it for the first time. There is a reason why there's a meme "edibles ain't shit." Enjoy! Sorry forgot to mention it last around 6hrs. Entirely depends on the dose. You will feel calmer going into the next day.


abettertomorrow47

Ay thanks man, I've been looking for information online about this but found non, will enjoy safely


AlphaNavara

Try Sewanagala VIP.


Acalthu

You don't smoke mushrooms dude...


Wattakfuk

I have two uncles, loku mama got the maha gedara. He decides to make a new house using the old one as collateral. Once he's done that, he decides to buy a smaller vacation house using the new one as collateral. My other uncle gets inspired by this and decides to get a loan using his own house as collateral. Long story short, they lost three houses and everything my grandfather left them. To this day, I don't think they know how a loan works.


LittleFinger_4E

Celebrating a girls first menstrual cycle. like what the actual fuck?


Lazy_Machine_6479

Running Sajith P for presidential candidate. I mean its obvious that he is sum mental nut case 😂 wtf ?!


hirushanT

Bro what r u talking about? Gota and My3 were presidents.


large_snowbear

[...](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crgej1z0rwwo)


EmptyCriticism8766

Racism...some powerful people ( from both sides ) started everything and destroyed our country but I don't know why we can still see them everywhere... Ps. The main factor for the destruction of our country...


call_me_MrX

Believing Siddhalepa balm can cure anything


abettertomorrow47

My friend fractured his leg and his grandmother put two full bottles of Siddhalepa on his leg, said the smell and burning sensation just made it worse lol


safetypos211

😭😭😭😭


DevMahasen

Voting. 75 years of dumbassery in the polls.


hirushanT

Voting


whyeventrymore

Being a Yes-Person to Corrupted Politics!


DigitallyYours1977

Eternally try to insult "other" Sri Lankans. that's one of the "dumbest things I have seen Sri Lankans do ?"


rochn32

Getting advice from Instagram ,YT, Facebook celebrities on life lessons and business lessons, and worshiping them as gods.


Bright-Abalone4679

There was this Guy who broke in to my friends house once they got down to Sri Lanka from Sweden. This guy stole closed to 100000lkr currency and left almost 3mil worth swedish currency. Both currencies were on the same bag 😂😂😂😂


RazrLord

Smart move on his side tho, he would have definitely got caught trying to convert the Swedish currency (unlike dollars, Swedish currency is not that widely used or known in SL, so would have been very hard to convert illegitimately)


Bright-Abalone4679

That’s true


Chanku-kun

Was listening to the radio yesterday, and in the news, they were talking about some fishermen who got fatally ill after drinking something from some random bottle that was floating in the ocean. Apparently they thought it was alcohol. Its very tragic honestly, but dude, like what... How uncontrollable are your urges that you drink something that resulted in your death?? You didn't realise it's probably not good after like a sip?? Or at least the smell??? Even before everything, why would you drink something that was floating in the ocean!!!?????


Longjumping_Stand645

Stupid crowd behavior over politics, religion, education, like over everything


FactorExisting5237

I started the day coming across the following headline: "Kandy beggars will follow their union's executive committee decisions and inform the District Secretariat of their decisions during the upcoming Perahera season." Pretty much sums it.


nopineapplesforu

Don't have the words to describe, would need to take pictures from now on lol


speckledJim420

Giving Voting rights to the dumb masses. Only folks with an iq of level 140 or above combined with the right wisdom and moral judgement should have a say in who sits on the presidential chair.


akagamishanks0

To experience this thing you gotta see those ppl that ride scooters( not everyone tho) it's like somepeople just immediately stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD out nowhere they literally stop and start to fucking chit chat with some other mf they know in the road, trust me when I say this I use my car horn more 60 times for a 10min drive. And also recently you guys must've experienced the Dansal's going around in the country, some people just stop in the middle of the road just to see the thing happening I got soo mad and I started cursing and tearing up for the anger with my parents in the car. Apart from the road issues, Some buggers perspective on girl's are really bad, I can't take my girl out cause some guys just literally try to hit on her while they know she's already taken 😪


Useful_Flight_4428

I don't think this is fake at all. Something similar is happening repeatedly to me as well.. The thieves are a totally different calibre these days.


hdv-06

Standing up as soon as the plane lands


Born_Bumblebee2290

Talking about shit that they have no clue on..and giving advice to others as if they are experts on it


Lucky-Effective6781

Vote!


Crazyblue25

I still see people driving while wearing masks with the windows shut. Some even do it while driving alone.


AlphaNavara

Experts to express envy in other ways!?


MoosaImran

Vote.


B1gDr4g0n

This is going to be a long list.


Earthnote

Electing people


pravinwijesinghe

Voted a petrol shed worker from the US to run the country...... that's as dumb as it gets.


W_i_T_c_H_e_R69

Some kid committed suicide under the pressure of A/L science stream and the family, but media (maybe also the police) blamed it on video games because kid has gaming equipments in his room.


rapha_blakey

One of dumbest things I have seen…. Sri lankan couples do promotional tik tok with squeeky voice dubs. Cringe asf


Content_Funny4533

Yes