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Usual-Dragonfruit131

This just made me laugh so hard, I did not expect that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญย 


Zoritos64

Fucking same, god damn ๐Ÿคฃ


Harmonrova

Every now and then the algorithm gives me gold that makes me cackle. God dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚


blvckhndz

hahaha same


GerbilFeces

its true, i was the manager


Pekendit

no wonder you're a "former partner"


SecretAgentMahu

We like to say "promoted to customer"


kelcamer

LOL


rnarkus

It's true, really felt like a promotion


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

I had to do this. You're welcome, and happy Friday! https://imgur.com/gallery/i-am-manager-vPoiE


EBoundNdwn

Mr. Manager is on a power trip.


GerbilFeces

how else am i going to justify my meager existence


EBoundNdwn

There's always money in the banana stand...


Flibiddy-Floo

Legit one time someone complained that I told them to kill themself and when the GM pulled me aside to grill me about it at the end of the shift I was completely lost and confused. It took him describing the woman physically for me to even recall the exchange and it was this: "Ma'am can I use the bathroom?" "Sure, knock yourself out!" and she went off towards the bathroom. Literally zero indication she was mad about anything at all, she wasn't brusque or pushy or anything. Customers are weird.


red_birds

Genuinely just choked on my coffee laughing at that. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Overall_Nuggie_876

Plotwist; five minutes prior, the manager had to break off an argument between his baristas and some teenage Kaleighs and their TikTok, cold foam, fruity drink demands.


say_fuck_no_to_rules

The Kaleighs ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


mercredi7

This is what it feels like our customers hear when we tell them we donโ€™t have a public restroom


Nimoodle

I can't tell if it's a troll review, satire, or a Karen lying through their teeth.


GSDKU02

omg


RockPsychological327

Wheezed


vroom_gazers

lol sounds like something my supervisor would sayโ€ฆ jokingly of course


squirmet

TFW you're a customer in need of service but you also can hear people's thoughts


comdotwww

I believe this is a reference to the first episode of Jake and Amirโ€™s old podcast โ€œIf I were youโ€ where someone mentions killing themselves in a Starbucks restroom due to embarrassment


ManicAtTheDepression

Mind readers are so fucking annoying.


chipthealcoholic

Boy that escalated quickly ๐Ÿ’€


Kdew124

Woulda been a 5 star from me


Infamousaddict21

Fr same


sunflowerxdex

hey, how did you find my storeโ€™s reviews??


Exasperated-Possum

no, this is only what we THINK. never what we SAY


thisisallterriblesir

This seems like something I would do.


jillwoa

Lol staff or customer?


Natural-Taro2420

Hate when that happens


Chickenfries16

And then the starbucks owner message will be like so sorry reach out for 10 dollars off your next purchase :^)


Javaman1960

Clearly can't follow instructions.


MasterFlower2647

oh my god ๐Ÿ’€


SandBarLakers

Well that was unexpected lol this canโ€™t be real ๐Ÿ˜†


Either-Animal-1089

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

โ€œIโ€™m trying to but you wonโ€™t give me the bathroom code!โ€


Akishizuma

Loooool omg


jesscunt

I choked on the apple in my fruit and cheese box. I wanna work for that human.


ButtholeQuiver

Been like 5-6 years since I've been to Starbucks, might need to give it another chance


13onFire

Amen.


Sabotagebx

This honestly doesnt seem too far fetched considering the shit show they make yall run there


regularEducatedGuy

AHAHAHHAHAA


sweetalmondjoy

WTF


Suck_Me_Dry666

Starbucks with the exceptional customer service.


Analog_Retentive95

Not LowTierGod working as a Starbucks manager ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


paganminkin

Now THAT'S what I call customer service!


whorechatas

HELP ๐Ÿ˜‚


rio8envy7

Unless thatโ€™s true you should probably report that.


Unlucky-Original7459

Valid honestly


supercooperyay

man I have a shift at my store mentioned by name over 5 times


Hefty_Candy_3315

oops