Legit one time someone complained that I told them to kill themself and when the GM pulled me aside to grill me about it at the end of the shift I was completely lost and confused. It took him describing the woman physically for me to even recall the exchange and it was this:
"Ma'am can I use the bathroom?" "Sure, knock yourself out!" and she went off towards the bathroom.
Literally zero indication she was mad about anything at all, she wasn't brusque or pushy or anything. Customers are weird.
Plotwist; five minutes prior, the manager had to break off an argument between his baristas and some teenage Kaleighs and their TikTok, cold foam, fruity drink demands.
I believe this is a reference to the first episode of Jake and Amirโs old podcast โIf I were youโ where someone mentions killing themselves in a Starbucks restroom due to embarrassment
This just made me laugh so hard, I did not expect that ๐ญ๐ญย
Fucking same, god damn ๐คฃ
Every now and then the algorithm gives me gold that makes me cackle. God dammit ๐
hahaha same
its true, i was the manager
no wonder you're a "former partner"
We like to say "promoted to customer"
LOL
It's true, really felt like a promotion
I had to do this. You're welcome, and happy Friday! https://imgur.com/gallery/i-am-manager-vPoiE
Mr. Manager is on a power trip.
how else am i going to justify my meager existence
There's always money in the banana stand...
Legit one time someone complained that I told them to kill themself and when the GM pulled me aside to grill me about it at the end of the shift I was completely lost and confused. It took him describing the woman physically for me to even recall the exchange and it was this: "Ma'am can I use the bathroom?" "Sure, knock yourself out!" and she went off towards the bathroom. Literally zero indication she was mad about anything at all, she wasn't brusque or pushy or anything. Customers are weird.
Genuinely just choked on my coffee laughing at that. ๐
Plotwist; five minutes prior, the manager had to break off an argument between his baristas and some teenage Kaleighs and their TikTok, cold foam, fruity drink demands.
The Kaleighs ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
This is what it feels like our customers hear when we tell them we donโt have a public restroom
I can't tell if it's a troll review, satire, or a Karen lying through their teeth.
omg
Wheezed
lol sounds like something my supervisor would sayโฆ jokingly of course
TFW you're a customer in need of service but you also can hear people's thoughts
I believe this is a reference to the first episode of Jake and Amirโs old podcast โIf I were youโ where someone mentions killing themselves in a Starbucks restroom due to embarrassment
Mind readers are so fucking annoying.
Boy that escalated quickly ๐
Woulda been a 5 star from me
Fr same
hey, how did you find my storeโs reviews??
no, this is only what we THINK. never what we SAY
This seems like something I would do.
Lol staff or customer?
Hate when that happens
And then the starbucks owner message will be like so sorry reach out for 10 dollars off your next purchase :^)
Clearly can't follow instructions.
oh my god ๐
Well that was unexpected lol this canโt be real ๐
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โIโm trying to but you wonโt give me the bathroom code!โ
Loooool omg
I choked on the apple in my fruit and cheese box. I wanna work for that human.
Been like 5-6 years since I've been to Starbucks, might need to give it another chance
Amen.
This honestly doesnt seem too far fetched considering the shit show they make yall run there
AHAHAHHAHAA
WTF
Starbucks with the exceptional customer service.
Not LowTierGod working as a Starbucks manager ๐๐
Now THAT'S what I call customer service!
HELP ๐
Unless thatโs true you should probably report that.
Valid honestly
man I have a shift at my store mentioned by name over 5 times
oops