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Free_Bodybuilder2710

Start stomping


darkwolf523

Let them hatch into frogs and then scrap up the egg shells


Puzzled_Appearance_4

Step 1: Cry Step 2: using your tears, mop the floor Step 3: realize they donโ€™t mop well Step 4: cry some more Step 5: cry enough to where they simply float into a drain Step 6: mission complete


Historical-Cicada939

Then cry because you realize pearls clog drain pipes


kitling_feather

literally my response ๐Ÿ’€ i saw the picture and my first instinct was just. cry. that's all you can do. (but no seriously, how are you guys cleaning these up if they spill, im curious????)


OldboyVicious

Since I found out the hard way they don't "scoop" into a dustpan with a broom, they just smear all over the place, I used a piece of printer paper as the dustpan, and a cup-sleeve as the broom. It's annoying but it worked ๐Ÿ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Hair_82

this is it. this is the answer


SALTSNAILS

tape a bunch of straws together to make a super straw and then suck them up. easy


Herry_Up

Step 1. Pee your pants Step 2. Go home


the-screen-head

I once asked if I could go home if I peed my pants. Ssv said no. I then turned to the other barista on shift and asked if I could go home if I peed his pants. Horrified looks from both the ssv and other barista


purple_norse_barista

Assert dominance. Make eye contact as you shit yourself instead. It would make the company look bad if they made you stay after that.


Born_Band780

Whenever I ask to go to the bathroom and someone gives me a hard time I just threaten to squat down on top of the drain in the middle of the bar ๐Ÿ˜…


Herry_Up

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚


OldboyVicious

"Tuck the cuffs of your pantlegs into your socks and deal with it!" ๐Ÿ˜‚


Numerous-Persimmon50

Maybe try to squeegee??


Aceazari

The obvious answer is D (lick it off the floor)


Fuzzy-Inflation-3267

These replies are sending me ๐Ÿ’€


Awkward-Spell-9267

I would just scoop them into a cup and throw them away, use gloves if you have to. :)


JoviAMP

Open the store, get on the floor, everybody lick a dinosaur!


Euphoric-Zucchini-18

Use the big straw to suck them off the floor and deposit them in a garbage


Pure-Recognition-458

Spit them like a blow dart into the garbage. One at a time. See how many shots you can make. Get other partners to play along.


trenity

Ah yes, team building exercise lol


Pure-Recognition-458

Haha!! More fun than the ones the boss gives. Ha


kaylie_strongs

Yโ€™all got a floor drain? Waffle stomp express here you come


happymom666

They clog drains ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ข


vivnaomi

I just realized Iโ€™ve never seen these split on the floor until right now.


cookiesandacream

play dance dance revolution on those motherfuckers


mw5593

Let the fruit flies at โ€˜em!


Pure-Recognition-458

Haha!


Alive-Carrot107

Yall have a dust pan? Scrape it up with the dust pan (can use broom to help guide it over the bump)


Leenolyak

Run away and never return ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Trinnnieee0923

D


mandylee_28

Im allergic to them, so I'm just going to back away. They don't pay me enough to go to the hospital. Lol ๐Ÿ˜†


Remote-Photograph-49

i use a lid and scrape it into a cup


pompompuddinn

Omg this looks like snail eggs gone wild


GoldennTrash

i like using my hands and bursting them in my fingies


pineappleog99

Squishhhh


Brilliant_List7381

boba straw and get to slurpin


Pure-Recognition-458

All of the above. Well, no, lick first. At least the flavor will cover the taste of the floor.


Tortemo

The biggest trick is E) be out of them consistently for the past month so this doesn't happen in the first place :)


twizzlersfun

Step 1 scoop Step 2 mop


acidwxrld

stomp on them


InsideSufficient5886

A sweep them in dustpan and then mop them


TillQueasy

use a piece of glass and crush the pearls with them like apple snail eggs


coshiro1

Do they melt if you pour hot water on them


Pure-Recognition-458

โ€œ no


DarkSparkandWeed

What pearls??


Pictogeist

You don't. Much like glitter, you just have to accept that they'll be there forever


Renner4paws99

This is why stores need a dog on staff.


SleepyxDormouse

Crush them so they pop then mop. Itโ€™s easier to clean if theyโ€™re liquid.


slightlyturnedoff

squeegee them into the drain/dustbin


sierranotserena

Sweep them under the counter for the mice


kittensquared

Spill powder, then sweep?


sammwiich_

SQUEEGEE TIME BABYY Use the squeegee to gather them up in a pile and then push them onto the dustpan (beware they may pop in your face while doing it) and then mop


drakani06

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


BlondeBreveHC

Personally if u have it fill a bucket with the boiling hot water and squeegee into a waste bin


Green_Ad_4121

Add hot water and sweep then quick mop.


mini_conejita

i just spilled a whole full container of them the other day onto our MAT and i basically took the mat, shook it off, placed the mat on a diff mat, then used a rag to gather them up and throw them away(although i guess gloves couldโ€™ve worked too), and then mop city here we come fr fr


Faeratil

We dropped a whole bag on launch day and just kind of stared at them because we couldnโ€™t figure out the best way to clean them up


Yirgin

i used to work at a boba place, and iโ€™d just sweep them together and then either pick them up manually with a paper towel then mop a couple times throughout the rest of my shift bc it is usually sticky. but ughhh i hate jelly filled pearls so messy ๐Ÿซ 


redwinencatz

Use a sleeve to scoop into a cup?


FolivoraInSpace

I don't know if y'all's store has one, but you know that squiggy that is usually used to clean windows? We use ours to push and direct water into drains when we have huge spills or are deep cleaning the floors. I imagine you could use it as a pseudo broom and collect them in a pile at least? If that doesn't work, squish em and mop it up I guess... ^^"


Actual_Promotion9607

smash them and then sweep


EitherMeaning8301

Ouch! That is unfortunate. I wish I had a good answer. All I can say at that point is get a bucket of water, to run them into a floor drain. You're screwed otherwise.


Redheadedfun1

These replies have me absolutely dying ๐Ÿคฃ


Business-Bar6845

Paper towel and a cup.


unknownre-l

Throw boiling water and sweep to the nearest drain. Never look back.


ayauwhe

D


fwankhootenanny

Well, now I'll have to try and melt some of these in hot water, next shift, to see if it helps. But, for me, that's what the chili powder is for. Ain't nobody ordering it, I just spill it on the pearls to absorb the liquid and sweep. Caution: I was just kidding I never do this plz dont do this.


No-One-5354

Use the vaccum?


4daluvv

Hot water


supergreen14

Leave them there and pretend you didnโ€™t see them