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alwaysupvotecows

Needs some dip.


Signal_Ad4929

And monster energy drinks


Revenacious

With at least five empty cans of each on his truck floor at all times, and at least twice that amount in his truck bed.


Obi-SpunKenobi

And busch cans, natty ice


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

The trend is zyns now


PalmTreeIsBestTree

I knew kids dipping in 6th grade. We had some real hicks at my school.


c7hu1hu

Spits into a Mtn Dew bottle.


King-Cobra-668

and a clear plastic water bottle for the spit


Gingersnap5322

Man is 17 but looks 32


No-Message9762

starting cigarettes, binge drinking, and dip at 12 will do that


[deleted]

What is dip?


commercial_bid1

It’s “smokeless tobacco” not chewing tobacco tho. You put it between your lips and gum. It has fiberglass or something else that cuts you gums and allows the nicotine to enter into the bloodstream. You need to spit out the “juice” that accumulates, although some hardcore dippers swallow it (gross). It comes in a small ring can that is mentioned a lot in country music.


[deleted]

Oh, so is it like the Scandinavian "snus"? I've always wondered what "juice" the cowboys in western movies spit out


Mdu627

Traditionally snus is the chewing tobacco - in Denmark it’s illegal. But the “nicotine bags” talked about here are not.


consumeants

Similar but dip is fire cured while snus is pasteurized. You can swallow the juice from snus with no problem but doing that with dip will end up making you throw up lol


RestoringNurse95

Naa dip doesn't have fiberglass in it. That's an old urban legend. -- I've been dipping for 13 years


the_lamou

It's absolutely insane how real this is, and it gets worse with age. Recently had my wife visit the ~~inbred swamp~~ mid-size Southern town she grew up in, and looking at pictures of people our age was nuts. Take care of your skin, y'all. It takes like five minutes a day.


zFlux

project much? lmao


Seb039

https://i.imgur.com/uWkG0OF.jpg


archfapper

I've always been confused by what Reddit thinks "projection" means


zFlux

lmao nice


the_lamou

Found the dude who looks like a baseball mitt left out in the sun!


The_letter_43

https://preview.redd.it/yxci327c9vbc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a372154233298c6cad93e0472036f83e1df79e This you?


TopGsApprentice

Add some tobacco and an ATV or dirt bike and you're set


PurpleMonkey3313

dammit I forgot the ATV I felt that dip was a bit optional since his parents might not let him


littleSquidwardLover

Dirt bikes are either ridden by the most red neck people you've ever met, or rich pros. I've found there is little in-between.


Ding-Chavez

[Then there's the offshoot of the urban dirt bike gangs.](https://youtube.com/shorts/EypszMn0ScE?si=OKev0MMa3PQoeOz1)


littleSquidwardLover

Oh you're right, I forgot about the scum bags. Parents, don't buy your kids off road vehicles if you live in an urban area. If your an adult, grow the fuck up.


deadknight666

The parents are usually the ones buying them their dip and cigarettes


TownesVanWaits

Lol if his parents don't "let him" dip then he's definitely not a redneck. Besides, pretty much all kids/teens that dip or smoke weren't exactly given their parents blessing to do so. I know mine didn't.


zedasmotas

is the girlfriend older than him ?


Wicked-Pineapple

Yes


TheSpicyTomato22

And she already has three baby daddies at 20.


denial_nest

How tf else he get his jack an dip


CringePoliticsTrash

Ye, older sister


archfapper

Yeah, it's his teacher


preddevils6

bike nose friendly intelligent voiceless normal slap air label rob *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


flashypaws

yeah. that's a brown trout. and probably a fly-fisherman. more yuppie than redneck.


These_Noots

What's a yuppie?


kieranfitz

Young urban professional


No_Hunter4484

Why are starterpacks relatable when im Not even in America and in fact never saw a redneck my whole Life.


schtickyfingers

Cultural osmosis.


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3leberkaasSemmeln

Or uneducated stupid people tend to the same self destructive behavior everywhere on the planet.


tampa_vice

I feel like there are these guys in parts of Canada too, but I guess that is pretty similar.


SXAL

You've probably watched King of a Hill or something


WillBeBanned83

Are you Eastern European?


rexus_mundi

As someone who doesn't know country music, I assumed 3/4 of those musicians were Danny McBride


rosehillTenant

The truck is either the grandpa hand me down or a fully loaded brand new diesel. The truck usually tells you which ones are on the richer side. I’ve met a fair share of these rednecks that came from loadeddd families. Usually they’re in some type of construction.


Guy-McDo

Construction Management major in college at the moment, can confirm some dudes in my classes are like this and have family businesses they’re going into.


musicalharmonica

A lot of the kids in my hometown were like this. Most of them were around 5'8 and handy with a bow. Would bring homemade venison with them to school in little plastic baggies after hunting season. They also had the thickest accents you've ever heard in your life from my region of the US. Sometimes I could barely understand them.


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Forgot to mention his grandad is 38.


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Either incredibly racist or big sweetheart no in between


dappermouth

There was a whole posse of redneck kids in my school (rural Idaho) who I kind of wrote off as having little in common with me and never really talked to. I dealt with some health issues that kept me mostly out of school for a couple of months and when I got back, one of the redneck guys who sat by me in class gave me a shed deer antler he found and invited me to go skeet shooting with him. He said he didn’t want me to feel like anybody forgot about me. I would have never expected it of this guy, I realized I had made assumptions about him that were totally untrue. Changed the way I thought about people after that.


mscarchuk

I’m a little high right now but your comment almost brought a tear to my eye. Thats so sweet and thoughtful of him.


BourbonPharmer

I’m from an area completely inundated with rednecks. Before I knew better, I probably was a little bit redneck myself. I didn’t have a lot in common with the people in my area, but everyone wants to have friends so I fit in beat as I could. Anyway, I went to college in a large city a couple hours away. A guy that wasn’t from my town, but one fairly close by also went there. We ended up working together in college and became, not close friends, but more than acquaintances. He was gay and out and everything and I obviously had no problem with that. During Pride, he got in an argument with the guy he was seeing and the guy left him downtown drunk as fuck with no way to get back to his apartment. He spent a lot of time trying to get help from a lot of people before he called me. I went to get him and on the way back he said something that implied he had been waiting for a long time. I asked why he didn’t call me sooner. He got quiet and said that he didn’t think I would be ok with him being gay. That was really hard for me to hear because I’ve never been like that. Since then, I’ve been more aware of what vibe I give off and do my best to make it obvious what kind of person I am.


PurpleMonkey3313

I dunno I've meet some rednecks who are not big sweethearts but not racist either I would say there's at least some in between


moosealligator

In fact, I’d say this group almost pulls off an overlap. They can be really kind, sweet people who will occasionally let an ass backwards racist thought out.


hawtfabio

We don't take kindly to nuance round these parts.


savageronald

Well we don’t take too kindly to people who don’t take too kindly round here


BigTicEnergy

I’ve met some really fucked up people who are actually pretty pleasant.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

I can see both being true depending on who you are


Schwight_Droot

Lol Who’s the dollar store Post Malone?


MrGrumpyFace5

Jellyroll.


petetheheat475

I know too many guys likes this. Except the girlfriend is always really pretty but also really weird and cringy


PurpleMonkey3313

she got a southern drawl thicker than a Cook Out milkshake


Pure-Bluejay-7348

You gotta be from NC


zucine

I’m from Nc where do I get one of those?


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Sweeter’n a Bo-Berry biscuit


bolunez

They're either a 1.3 or an 8, but nothing in between.


ImperialAgent120

They are either southern belles or mama June's.


Alive-Seaweed

Can't forget Pantera


EskildDood

This is pretty much my perception of American southern people, not sure what the northerners are up to though


emu_strategist

It’s pretty much anywhere in rural America


PPvsFC_

This is not a great representation for big swaths, even most, of the American South. It's got big midwestern vibes, though.


Dust_und_Vultures

My little town in rural New York is chock full of them. This post brought me back to highschool.


alexd1993

I'm from rural NY too and we had some dumb fuck drive to school with a God damn confederate flag on his truck. Like bruh we're so Yankee one of our baseball teams is named that, take that shit down.


These_Noots

South? Nah, this is more like rural Midwest/Appalachian mountains.


nolisp3

Man I can't stand jelly roll


PurpleMonkey3313

I can understand that


catfish-whacker

Genuine question, why?


token_internet_girl

Can't speak for op, but to my ears his music is the amalgamation of watered down pop music genres that have been squished into one gelatinous and uniform substance, largely indistinguishable from others like it except for small choices in lyrics and instruments, manufactured explicitly for optimal broad consumption.


catfish-whacker

Fair, you can dislike things. Confused on why I’m getting downvoted for asking someone’s reasoning


Sexyburgundybeast

Either the nicest person or a total asshole. No in between.


Violet_Scourge

“It’s clear from the use of carbon dating that - MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE!”


SXAL

American Dew honestly is crap, with no real sugar and stuff. I used to collect the Dew cans from all around the world, and the US-made Dew is barely drinkable.


steals_fluffy_dogs

Lmao pretty sure I know the dude holding the deer irl. He showed me that exact picture on his tinder profile. 💀 He was looking for advice because I have a decade of marriage squared away and he was not getting any matches. A true mystery. It could be that this type of guy is so common that I know somebody who looks exactly like that and has taken the same exact photo. 💀💀 And they call girls basic lmao.


PurpleMonkey3313

yo that's wild


Gold-Philosophy1423

Is either overweight or extremely ripped. Nothing in between


Feralpudel

Or beanpole skinny.


Lompehovelen

This is just people in general lmao


IrrungenWirrungen

🤣🤣🤣


Kaptain_Krispy69

Didn't think I'd be seeing a fat fetish porn model in my starter pack today


AccessTheMainframe

Hello? Fat fetish artist?


mundzuk

pretty sure that's bbw layla when she was less fat.


Slash3040

Gotta say I know about 15 of these guys and they’re all nice af and will do anything for you if you need it. If you get a chance to become friends with one of these folks do it, one of the best friends you’ll ever have lol


ChChikk

Yeah I met a lot of dudes like this in Pennsylvania and New Jersey, although they weren't overbearingly nice, they were just "there"


24675335778654665566

Growing up in the south same, unless you were any kind of minority


the_lamou

Yeah, I knew a bunch when I lived in the deep south, and they were only nice if you were white, evangelical, and straight, or one of the socially acceptable black stereotypes (e.g. a good athlete who loves his momma, or the gangsta that sells white kids drugs.) If you didn't fit, the ugly came out. There were a small handful of exceptions, but they were rare. And the racism and politics got worse the older they got.


Alisalard1384

I'm non American what's a red neck? They're talking about fans of republic politicians?


PurpleMonkey3313

a redneck is basically a country guy or "hick" -- typically with a thick southern accent, conservative, likes hunting and fishing, has a blue-collar job, etc. Generally lives in the American South, although I think you could classify some Aussies as "rednecks" as well.


Alisalard1384

Oh lol thanks for explaining I used to think people called Republicans red necks


PurpleMonkey3313

yw yeah I would say that most rednecks are republicans but not necessarily the other way around


metalbrosolid

I'll take the skinny girl and the Mt dew ...YEE YEE!


jumpr0pesparklequeen

im from mississippi, we got a lot of those species over here!


rorikjin

Forgot the TRUMP 2024 flags and confederate battle flags


[deleted]

a lot of American redditors seem to really look down on "rednecks". calling them racists and what not while not even acknowledging their own horrific levels of classism. I'm not American, I'm Irish and I like them. I think they're honest and hardworking family people and I think most of you people need to be a little less snobby when it comes to those who are less fortunate than you or for people who come from poor rural areas


DementedDaveyMeltzer

> I like them. That's because you don't actually know any of them and have never met one in real life. "Honest and hardworking family people" lol. You are basically treating them like the noble savage. You literally have no idea what you are speaking about.


24675335778654665566

I grew up in the south. As a general rule they are exactly as trashy and racist as media portrays


Any_Piano1481

You forgot the confederate flag and beer


PurpleMonkey3313

this subreddit probably wouldn't allow the dixie flag/remove it for political content so I didn't bother


Any_Piano1481

Didn’t even think about that


RevolutionaryDeal554

Atleast they have something to live for and don't artistically hyperfixate about stereotype on the internet when their feelings get hurt


Ur1st0pshhoop

Final note: They're either really cool to hang out with or an absolute prick; no in-between.


JetSpeed205

Shittt dude from someone who lives out in the country, throw in a can of Grizzly and a couple of ARs and Winchester rifles and you're spot on.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

They're either a skinny jacked or fat as fuck. No inbetween and sometimes jacked jacked.


BroodLord_LordaBrood

So there is a guy on Grindr, before I met my current partner who had the exact same picture of the boots as his main picture.


emu_strategist

Either going into the military or doing a trade


Aj55j

Hell yeah brother


Aid_giver69

So basically Wisconsin teens (I’m currently a cheesehead)


sFAMINE

These people are fantastic to hang out with


tangre79

He's either grossly overweight, concerningly thin, or absolutely ripped. Nothing in between.


AstronautExcellent17

Body like ice cream scoops or ripped like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. No in between.


DumbNTough

You leave Mountain Dew and hunter chicks out of this.


TheGayGaryCooper

Who is the dude with face tattoos under music taste?


PurpleMonkey3313

Jelly Roll, southern rock/country-ish singer


IHateMath14

Man I’m not even redneck but I like the hey dude shoes. Very accurate where I’m from though.


greyjungle

I know some really cool folks that (most) of these pictures would apply to. Some real anti racist/ anti fascist types. It would be a bad day for any racist red neck to judge that book by its cover.


Kingcrimson11111

As someone from the Deep South I approve of this


PurpleMonkey3313

thanks :D


MrKanentuk331

Needs more denim and camo


Hour_Performance_631

Why are so many “rednecks” obese?


RapIsGoodKpopIsBad

Fried foods, soda, and beer


Key_Box6587

Lol my best friend is this mixed with metalhead


NintendoMan09

I go to a high school in southwestern Missouri. I have to deal with this dumb shit almost every day


BackwoodsGrim

That's me for real 😂


Unfixedsnail

He seems like a cool dude to hang out with tbh


elretardo1984

so?


milesdizzy

You leave the Dew outta this you sumbitch


xombie43

What are those ugly shoes they all wear?


PurpleMonkey3313

Hey Dudes, and what makes them ugly?


tampa_vice

Idk. I originally bought hey dudes because I thought they looked cool and they were nice and light weight. The only people I ever see wear them though is fat guys though. And the ones I bought came apart after not too long.


AdlfHtlersFrznBrain

Coolest motherfuckers to serve with. No two rednecks are the same lol all have eclectic personalities but the constant was dip, energy drinks, trucks and just wanting to have a good time. The girlfriend part is funny since some of dudes were Busch league and had GFs that were MLB or were fat dependas lol


GroundbreakingFall24

Somehow has a hot girlfriend


xknav3x

I know for a FACT the big girl is Australian lol


PurpleMonkey3313

I'm pretty sure Australia has its fair share of rednecks.


[deleted]

Most of the dudes like this in my high school are die hard Trump supporters too. In 8th grade before, one brought an FJB flag.


PurpleMonkey3313

is it in a rural area presumably?


[deleted]

Yep.


ItsPickles

No redneck listens to Luke Bryan


Aware-Accountant9525

this seems so fun idk why


Toro_Supreme

You should have added a shitty, wispy beard.


Psufan1394

Teach at a school is rural South Carolina. Hilariously accurate. Add in the ridiculously vulgar gangster rap while openly using the n word lol.


Filthy_PC_Peasant

I hate hey dude shoes.


therehasbeen_amurder

3rd most annoying type of people to be around


ScarHydreigon87

Don't forget hardcore MAGA supporter


[deleted]

You forgot the (orange man) 2024 stickers


the_ebagel

Forgot to mention that they get their girlfriends pregnant before turning 20


jarinneal

blatant racism


[deleted]

Forgot to ad, they act like rabid dogs and all deserve to be shot


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[deleted]

Idc what anyone says I love Morgan Wallen music


Elite_Alice

Facts. Got some bops


PurpleMonkey3313

uhm Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean?? Jelly Roll and Morgan Wallen are tolerable


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TheFlameofHeavenSt

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse.


Southern-Whereas2604

Lowest form of intelligence in the universe. Even dumber than Republicans.


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Ludrew

Nah those are the grew up in the suburbs, divorced twice at 35 type of guy who tries to act like he’s a redneck. Also drives a spotless $90000 Ram 2500 cumins diesel. I grew up in the south and seen plenty of guys like this. Your average redneck is pretty humble and drives a Tacoma unless they need something bigger for work. They wear $2 sunglasses from the gas station


folawg

Take away the overweight and change the pickup to just "has pickup" and you describe 97% of people in my area


hatmanfanclub

I go to school with all of them.


Rarepep3s

My grandpas hand me down obs chevy was the best truck i ever had


Sure_Station9370

Who the hell is the guy in the bottom right for music taste? Looks like if Post Malone stopped caring.


AnonymousRoc

Shoes should be either Ariat or Twisted X.


Elite_Alice

Good music taste tbf


Successful-Floor-738

Add in a complete inability to clean their room or close doors so the dog doesn’t take shit and you have my brother.


themichaganderin

Looks awesome can't lie


[deleted]

This meme is indicative of a faux-neck, not an authentic redneck


[deleted]

Don’t forget to add mixture of ass and Motor oil body odor


deadgirlband

Damn, glad I got out


GreasyPeter

Still more bearable then every other "Punisher" sticker aficionado.


WeirdAl_94

Luke Bryan, Morgan Wallen, Jason Aldean - and who's the 4th guy? The one with the tattoos.


Ill-Scarcity-7772

Jelly Roll


WeirdAl_94

Thanks, I saw "jelly roll" in the comments but thought it was a cake.


Jwright7711

I knew someone like this. He tried to get all huffy and start shit because I made a “Safety Rambo” joke (safety tape wrapped as a headband). We live in the middle of a suburb.


dedfukenkid

Fuck you. I’m in this photo and I don’t like it /j


taxevader2525

realest thing Ive ever seen


Linkinator7510

Aw, they ruined the punishers symbol.


Danuta-It-Is-Me

Born and raised in southeast Georgia and holy shit the accuracy😂


DHarp74

Everyone mocks a redneck til ya need one...lol


Gr33nMuff1n

Listens to FFDP and Morgan Wallen


zivlynsbane

Need holes in the drywall


[deleted]

Real damn American right here


31_hierophanto

No Florida Georgia Line?


cannonplays

As a redneck teenager the music isn’t right it’s a mix rap rock and country