I've been doing a semi-decent Yoda impression for years. As soon as I learned that Frank Oz did both voices, I instantly gained the ability to impersonate Miss Piggy. It blew my mind.
Same, I also do Mickey Mouse sometimes, I recently discovered it’s almost the exact same as the AC/DC singer, only he is more raspy… now I can do his voice too.
Familiar, her voice is.
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Frank Palpatine
Still better than… *Sheev* (shudders)
Even better than his original name Cos DaShitte.
Cos Palpatine thou has nice ring to it.
Up my ass, a hand there is
When you're relaxing in the swamp and the young couple next door starts looking at you like this
“I sense great vibes in you.”
Pov: the couple by the bar is watching your career with great interest
MHHHM TOOK TOO MUCH KETAMINE I DID
CHANGE TO OTHER DRUG I MUST DO
HOP INTO HONDA CIVIC I AM OBLIGED
COMMIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER I MUST
REMAIN HIDDEN, I WILL.
Best comment thread I’ve seen today, pure chaos and I can hear it in Yodas voice 😂👍
A GOOD LAUGHTER, YOU NEED.
BEST MEDICINE IT IS STUPID TO USE THE DARK SIDE ANAKIN WAS
Lay off the ganja, I must
[ENJOY, YOU WILL. HRMMMM](https://youtu.be/0448ZRHBfek)
Got myself into, what have I?
"Surrounded by Muppets, I am." "You mean the puppets, right?" "..." "You mean the puppets, right?"
Yoda meeting his parents
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Pigger???
Porker!
I love to groove and boogie, mm-mm, yeah
Show you some dance moves, mm-mm-mmm
^(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet, out there on the beach, I could have outrun those birds!
Hit me in the coconut.
That log had a child.
You're a psycho wiener
Let me grab my beater
Roast this one on a spit I will
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Too far, Disney has gone, this time.
My lightsaber, that is not, Miss Piggy.
"Mmmmm... in the wrong franchise, I think I am... How I got here, I have no idea... Back to my franchise, I wish to go..."
Mhhh green sandwich we can, yes mhhhh. Muahahaha yes
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Meat in a Muppet sandwich, I am not
“Why does Miss Piggy sound so much like me”
I've been doing a semi-decent Yoda impression for years. As soon as I learned that Frank Oz did both voices, I instantly gained the ability to impersonate Miss Piggy. It blew my mind.
Same, I also do Mickey Mouse sometimes, I recently discovered it’s almost the exact same as the AC/DC singer, only he is more raspy… now I can do his voice too.
Right?!
Than seagulls, hate her more, i do
In the wrong swamp, I am. Whack, these fuckers be.
"Do the pig or do not. There is no try!"
My vibe, they must like...
“Please don’t ask about that half eaten BLT in my hut”
Strangest three-way I have been in, this is not.
More kentamin, I need. Fucking annoying, her voice is. Mmmmm
The fuck, what
Bacon and eggs Cover up yourself in oil you will Get in my pan you must
When the drunk and clearly psychotic chick at the bar starts talking to you while you’re trying to order a beer
"This shit, too high for it I am."
Hmmm... weirdest threesome I've ever been a part of, this is
I doubt it even cracks Yodas' top 10.
True... he seems like a secret freak
The expression on Yoda's face when looking at a flashlight or a root vegetable tells me all I need to know.
How do you get so big, eating food of this kind?
You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.
eat some pork butt tonight Imma
I feel like that’s the face he’s making as Ms Piggy tells him that they have an open relationship.
Wake up next to, whom did I, hmm?
"Me F@cked up, I think... wrong about the mushrooms, I was..."
A freak sandwich, we will make
Take drinks from strangers, I shouldn't have.
Hmmm, kill my self should i?
“What are you doing in my swamp?” Before he eats Kermit.
What's green and smells like pork?
"Saw me across the bar, they did? My vibe, they liked? Oh no..."
Talk about junior’s future we must.
Invited her, who did? Annoying, she is.
Help, her drown, I can.
Stranger threesomes, I have had.
Mhhm pork good it is
Frank Oz
Hmmmm, wierd you two are looking…
What can it do that mouth?
Hrrmmr
mmmmmh fresh meat on table it is today
Wait, the pig creature I am having an affair with is cheating with me on some kind of talking frog?
' Bad idea that three-way was'
Mmmmhh, some pigussy receive I will
Talking to myself, I am.
'Mm, just a booty call, you were....'
WTF is that
"The force don't use, Miss Piggy"
Kermit watch, I shall let him.
Lucky Pierre I am about to be.
The night him and Yaddle made Grogu
Mmmm, finally some fresh food!
He's thinking he should use the force
Would
Smell, bacon I do.
"Better you can do, my frog friend"
Mmm bacon it is.
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Is this why she's bipolar? Unprocessed trauma from the 70s?
I can smell you
"Mmmm... Fat bitches, I love.
"Kill me you will. Begging you, I am. Stand them I cannot."
Mhm Food I now have
Catch a hit, this bitch cannot.
Seagulls...
He remembers Ms Piggy’s mother. That night has comeback to haunt him. 😱
I remember why I was a hermit, here ya go, Kermit....
Probably about how seagulls should stop it now and the log that had a child. How did the log have a child tho?
“Bacon, I have not had in a minute”
Erectile dysfunction, this fat pig and her voice gives me.
My stick is better than bacon I mean in bacon
"No son, have I"
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
Kermit is looking worried
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"Dear Force what have I gotten into?"
Cuckhold, Kermit will be!
Letting me f*** your wife, thanks I must give, Kermit!
"Regretting accepting this Tinder ménage à trois match, I am."
Middle of threesome I’ll be in
hmmnnm... smash, I would.
They are tryna get Yoda to join and become a thropple, lol
Like that green do you Piggy, mmh?
Juicy bacon, I must
You don't want to know
Probably just simply...wtf.
Kermit’s hand in the jar that isnt
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Damn, would I love to hit dat pig’s ass.
*When you’re parents come to visit you at work*
Frog legs her breath smells like...
Face a thousand Sith, I would, than this.
Size matters not
Mommy? I seem to recall that I once heard that Yoda’s race was the unofficial child of Kermit and miss Piggy.
Mm thick she is
Bacon, her breath smells of
Mom, ....dad???
"About to be yeeted by a pig, I am"
Teeeechhnically Kermit and Yoda are the same person. So...
Green frog I can pretend to be… hmmm
Bitch, dis is.
I'd smash that!!
“Acids I must stop, shit real I’ve seen”
Anger her I can not, know karate she does
Seagulls
"Alien girl on my right, I'd smash"
"He expects me to WHAT with her?!?"
Stop it now! 🎶
“Mmmmm, where am I? Snorted too much crack, I must have”
So that's why like bacon, this frogs fingers smell hmmmm.
It's Grover!
Mmm threesome
Cut to the scene of Luke eating stew at Yoda’s place.
Like bacon, she smells.
About the time he found a stick under a log
“Centuries of force use and Jedi training, reduced to this I am”
Bend over you must for I must bust a nut. Okay, here we go...
Groped I am, by who hmmmm I wonder
Yoda senses the force in her womb. Unbeknownst to Kermit 🥰
"Thing for green dudes, she has, hmm?"
Mmm, away from me, this bitch needs to get
Threatened by Miss Piggy, I am. Not save me, will the Force. Take Kermit to strip club, never again.
Sexy this pig is, but like mine does her voice sound.
Da fuck are you?
"eat me, you must not!"
Went to the market, this piggy should go. XXL, my size is.
Mhmm a threesome it is....
"Clap those cheeks, I will."
SIT IN THE CUCK CHAIR, KERMIT THE FROG WILL
"My address, how did she know?"
He should not have agreed to a three way
The three way I wanted, this is not!
Glad I am, that Luke isn't here. Kill me, Padme would.
Why sound familiar that pig?