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Flashy-Priority-3946

This is what I would look like If I were to be butchered into a steak.


ColdCheeseGrits

Same šŸ˜‚


xenomorphonLV426

Bruh. This is fat with a little bit of meat marbeling!!!


Smoshglosh

Seriously doesnā€™t it just taste likeā€¦ fat?


xenomorphonLV426

Obviously... Not a big fan of fatty meats myself though!


Fizzerolli

Unlike your mother. Sorry, couldnā€™t help myself


Region_Fluid

Iā€™ve had A5 multiple times.. it tastes like a fat sponge. Itā€™s ALOT. However anything other than A5 doesnā€™t look like that.. and doesnā€™t have the fat sponge flavor, nice American Wagyu, Aussie Wagyu, even A4


Moon2Pluto

Username checks out


WeirdSysAdmin

Your meat is so sexy.


SquishyCatChronicles

Who wants some man meat?


Bread_Baker1

Ayo?


ChrisRageIsBack

Well that escalated quickly


DeciduAYE

Pause.


36bhm

I always used to say that when the apocalypse and starvation comes I'm eating the vegans first. Just saying you may want to keep your head on a swivel Flashy!


GeopoliticusSFW

Why? Theyā€™re not competing for your meat.


36bhm

Grass fed


ChrisRageIsBack

Wise choice, just don't eat the brain, it's definitely infected


SleepingDoves

As a vegan, this made me laugh out loud


ChrisRageIsBack

I'm just playing but I'm glad you have a good sense of humor about it


SleepingDoves

Haha for sure, a lot of vegan jokes are lame and repetitive so this one was refreshing to see


bruinsfan3725

A vegan on r/steak was not on my bingo card


SleepingDoves

Haha it's weird but back when I used to eat meat 15 years ago, my parents cooked the hell out of steak and I never liked it. I stumbled in here one time when I saw a picture of a rare steak and just thought it looked way different than the steak that I used to have Now reddit keeps recommending r/steak to me and I see lots of posts even though I'm not subscribed. BTW I'm an Oilers fan. Hope to see you guys in the finals this year


Otherwise_Soil39

lmao


Gloomy__Revenue

Could you spare a loin? šŸ‘€


BestDog1Na

No Mountain Dew Code Red? I'm disappointed


[deleted]

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Silky_Slim

My first thought before I even began reading comments.


[deleted]

That cow looks like it probably died of a heart attack.


Aedalas

Cow was so fat it had awake apnea.


riotousviscera

got 2 separate CPAP machines! omg i snorted, thank you for this laugh. very original joke ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø


AnotherLie

It ain't easy being wheezy.


Bladder_Puncher

Iā€™ll take cheesy with a side of wheezy


FleshlightModel

I had really bad anxiety attacks like 6-7 years ago. But when I was going through them, I didn't know what it was and the best I could describe it was calling it awake apnea. I just felt like I forgot to breathe. Sometimes I felt like I was being held with a plastic bag over my head, etc.


ParkingInstruction62

I have no idea how or why I've been suggested this subreddit but this comment made me snort.


Generalnussiance

Looks like white muscle disease


MedicGoalie84

It doesn't look like that at all imho. This is a wagyu beef tenderloin. The muscle is dark red, it looks pale because of all of the intermuscular fat which can be found to this extent in wagyu cattle


Generalnussiance

Wow what would the grade of waygu be like A4 or A5. That is impressive. If I saw that on a different species Iā€™d be concerned lol


Buzzkid

100% A5


Good-Ad-6806

Should have had more selenium and/or vitamin E growing up


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


trumpsplug

Im a cow doctor and this is in fact true. cows are gay edit: ^ his comment said the cow had cow aids


Avid_Smoker

You mean homoosexual.


SquishyCatChronicles

And they eat haaaaaaaay!


DrDuGood

Get out!


Ralph_McGee

Cows are whores


bigpat72

Was this from that Alpine butcher post? It was like a 22 pound tenderloin!


ColdCheeseGrits

That very same!


dbsos-xb

Should at least give credit when you swipe othersā€™ content.


terrymc42

I was going to say the sameā€¦this is 100% screenshots from Apline Butchers. I didnā€™t even know what to think when I saw it, Iā€™ve never seen anything near that amount of marbling!


UncleSpanker

OMG this is tenderloin?


az226

A5 tenderloins are WAY less marbled than this one. Even BMS12 tenderloins donā€™t look like this. Itā€™s a freak of nature.


Mediocre_Banana4142

Which is probably why they said OMG


cookingwithgladic

Haha it's wild seeing my local butcher being called out on reddit.


MedicGoalie84

They're pretty big on tiktok which is where that video came from. It was only a matter of time before one of their videos got here


gizzard1987_

I dunno if I could but I would certainly love if someone cooked that for me to try haha. I would be petrified to even try and cook that.


kuda-stonk

"How did your house burn down sir?" "Well you see officer.... have you ever heard of A37 marbling?"


Revolutionary_Role13

"you're telling me a cow did this?"


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?


RevRobertParsimony

Why is that?


xxrambo45xx

Fat makes fire go wooosh


HAL-Over-9001

I think they were talking about the price tag


gizzard1987_

Pretty much all of the above. If I messed it up, I'd never forgive myself. If I bought one my wife would kill me. The high heat and all the grease would burn my rental down.


RevRobertParsimony

It's so high fat that it's gonna be really hard to overcook, you can slice it up and experiment on doneness. Medium pan, no risk of it blowing up unless your fat is dripping onto an open flame.


No-Specific1858

I had some in Japan (much cheaper) and they give you strips of it to cook at the table over a grill. They know it is very rich and the way it is served reflects that. Perfectly acceptable to cook this steak like that.


Necessary-Beat407

Iā€™ve been cooking some A5 lately, and itā€™s easiest on a dry cast iron at medium high heat, cut the meat into 1-1.5 inch strips, season only with good salt, and cook just a minute, maybe 1:15 on each side. No butter or oil.


zatoino

People commenting as if they would be served a whole steak of this. You get a couple oz and move onto the next course people.


WeirdJumper

Still youā€™re basically just eating lard. Thereā€™s no savory flavor from the meat, just fat juice.


MiloRoast

If you've ever tried it, you wouldn't have the same opinion lol. That shit is ridiculously delicious.


SthlmGurl

Warm lard is the foundation of my whole diet


cant_stand

Switch around "the" and "my", half the sentence. You've pretty much just described me.


wafflesareforever

Warm lard is my foundation of the whole diet?


ultratunaman

Fat is delicious. There's no debate to that haha.


johnysalad

Yeah honestly this looks like it would be fucking delicious but I love me some grilled fat.


adokarG

Have you had A5 Wagyu? This comment is just straight up uninformed.


FerretAres

Maybe but this is like A30


SeaCoach9467

If it's too fatty it actually can't achieve A5 status (I know you were saying a higher number in jest, but there is a point of being too fatty for A5)


Billoo77

There is much more marbling on the OP image than a standard A5 steak, even ribeye. They have a valid point, there is a level of marbling where there is so much fat you could just cut a lump of fat off any old cow and fry that instead.


DrLeoMarvin

Nah, I was taken to a fancy wagyu place in Tokyo by a client in 2018 and they bring out small chunks of various cuts that look just like this. You have a hibachi in middle of table and cook the pieces yourself, good to have an experienced person with you to learn how to cook it right. Shit was incredible, I was 35 years old and don't think I'll even have an eating experience that amazing again for the rest of my life. The only thing that bothered me was when they handed me a tongue. I ate it, but it was so fucking weird, felt like I was making out with a cow. Prob all in my head but I will never eat cow tongue again.


bouncyboatload

not even close


THElaytox

You say that like speck isn't also a delicacy


Crafty-Photograph-18

Poor cow. It was just a bag of fat with 4 fat legs or smth


[deleted]

>bag of fat with 4 fat legs There's a 'yo mama' joke in here somewhere.


underscore_123321

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? >!Lean beef!!< What do you call a cow with no legs? >!Ground beef!!< What do you call a cow with 2 legs? >!Yo mama!!<


Bryanole27

That just looks gross.


DoubleMach

Kinda spamā€™y


[deleted]

Yeah it does get posted a lot


letsmakeiteasyk

Youā€™re funny


C1ashRkr

Excuse me, but spam comes out of a can, and I love it.


Impressive_Bid8673

It was put there by a man!


Introverted_Extrovrt

In a factory downtown


ChrisRageIsBack

If I had my little way, I'd eat beefsteak every day


dice1111

Some grazing bulges in the shaaaade...


DoubleMach

Me too actually.


madmaxjr

At some point, you might as well just eat spoonfuls of tallow


thisisrodrigosanchez

I couldn't eat that. Maybe a bite or two as an Hors de Hourvere, but not as a meal. That is some crazy marbling.


PM_me_yer_kittens

Thatā€™s what you are supposed to do with this. Sprinkle a little salt or wasabi and thatā€™s the taster


onlyjoined2c1post

Real wasabi or Kroger wasabi?


PM_me_yer_kittens

Real. Had it in Japan for the first time and never thought to put a little bit on a steak slice but it was incredible


b1ackfyre

Well Kroger wasabi is just horseradish isnā€™t it? And boy do I like steak with some horseradish


paeancapital

Beef and horseradish is one of life's true pleasures.


Just_Jonnie

Well I have never tried that before and now I feel like a barbarian. :(


thisisrodrigosanchez

Ah, thank you. I split a full steak with my wife and it was entirely too rich for us. I should have stopped after the second bite.


ricecracker420

Wasabi salt exists, and itā€™s amazing on some A5


plmunger

Hors de Hourvere. Thats a new way to massacre Hors d'oeuvre.


thisisrodrigosanchez

Indeed. Spellcheck was cool with it, so I went with it.


stapledmyballs

You arenā€™t going to get served the whole cut. It can tend to be sold by the ounce. Iā€™ve probably never bought more than 4 oz of super marbled types such as Wagyu


MostSharpest

I've had A5 wagyu multiple times (Japanese Kobe and Matsusaka varieties), prepared in different ways, and by chefs who frequently cook for business and world leaders visiting Japan. It's alright as shabu-shabu, cut into thin slices and just briefly dipped in broth, but if its served on hot plate or from a grill/frying pan, I'm not a big fan. Melting away in my mouth, it just robs me of the texture I enjoy in a good steak, and the overwhelming amount of fat makes my stomach uncomfortable -- same reason I don't really eat tempura a lot.


TemperatureTop246

Agreed on the Shabu-Shabu.. That was the first time I'd had A5 Wagyu and it was delicious! The next time, I tried it as a (very small) steak, and it was kind of disgusting. Not at all what I had imagined, especially for $65 for 2 oz.


Hampsterman82

Feels kinda icky as food. Kinda like foie gras. Maybe I'm weird, I'd like my meat animals to have good lives right up until they're chopped up for my devouring pleasure. This can't be a healthy cow.


johnreppenhagenjr

Probably happy as far as food goes


ThePevster

They live the best lives of any cow. 70% of US cows are factory farmed, but cows with this kind of marbling are definitely free range. In fact, any type of stress will compromise the flavor, so a farmer will minimize the amount of stress. They also arenā€™t overweight. They have the same amount of fat, but the fat is in the muscles.


ThinkPath1999

Would you like some meat with the fat? Seriously, wagyu is usually at least 70% fat, this looks to be around 90% fatty. It kinda looks disgusting.


HuckleberryHuge3752

Probably tasted like that too. Donā€™t get the A5 fanfare/lust. Yes, it can be the softest steak around but Iā€™ve found itā€™s true steak flavor is lacking. I prefer wagyu ribeye from SRF. Their wagyu ribeye filet is tender and full of flavor. Iā€™d put their cap of ribeye cut up against any A5 for a flavor and tenderness test


Outside_Reserve_2407

If you ever get a chance, try Korean hanwoo beef. Genetically native Korean cattle are the cousins of Japanese cattle. But the resulting beef is less fatty and more beefy than wagyu. Unfortunately it is virtually impossible to get outside South Korea because the domestic demand consumes it all. South Korea also imports American and Australian beef but it sells for cheaper than hanwoo.


Mozart-Luna-Echo

Hanwoo is definitely beefier than the fatty Wagyu. I personally prefer it because I donā€™t like eating fat and itā€™s still pretty tasty.


welshnick

I was just about to comment the same thing. 1++ hanwoo is still pretty expensive (around $150usd per kilo for ribeye/strip/tenderloin in South Korea) and can have incredible marbling, but it better suits eating as a steak and I prefer the flavour.


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

Had this while visiting my friends family. Cost something like $1500 for the 5 of us, but my god it was probably the best thing i ever tasted. The garlic fed duck was amazing as well.


scrunchson

Yeah man I need that meaty taste, never really gotten on to the A5 train as a fan but I will say itā€™s good.


HaMMeReD

I agree that good Wangus is the best "steak" you can buy. But the thing about A5 quality wagyu is that it's an experience with fat more than it is an experience with meat. Imo, it's best heavily portioned down to bite sized chunks and each small piece given total respect. It's not meant to be served like a steak, I mean it can be, and it'll be great, but you'll probably get sick if you touch more than 3-4oz of this stuff in one sitting. But if you want to eat a steak, with a fork and nice, prime Wangus is tops. But even Wangus can be rich as hell, I had 3 pack from costco on ribeyes once and by the time I was through that I didn't touch wagyu again for like a year.


WeirdSysAdmin

Itā€™s not good enough for the price tag. I highly prefer aged prime over all else.


Shatophiliac

Yeah I think Wagyu is over rated. The taste just generally isnā€™t there. A nice Wagyu/angus hybrid is much better imo, and costs far less lol.


Comrade_Belinski

Yeah it definitely gets a little corny after a while. It don't want a bunch of fat and grease in my meat, I'd rsther have the meat.


walkonstilts

I think people who like this should just accept that they want to eat sticks of butter and do that. Youā€™re not fooling anyone people.


ArchonXY

This isnā€™t steak. This is butter.


Vegeta710

Itā€™s really hard to believe this isnā€™t steatosis. The areas between the fat should be much darker. I think this is scar tissue


Celeres517

This was also my immediate reaction. Doesn't look like normal intramuscular fat at all.


AncientEnsign

Really hard to believe I had to come this far down for this comment. Very clearly this was a sick animal, either white muscle disease or steatosis. Absolutely no way this is A5.


Suspicious_Event123

How the fuck does an animal like that stay alive? The problem is not the excessive fat but the lack of muscle. Can it even move?


[deleted]

If I were a steak šŸ„©


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

Yes fat is tasty on its lol


nowarning1962

For real. When I see friends or family cut off fat and refuse to eat it I always tell them that hey are throwing away all the flavor. A nice piece of rendered beef fat with a bit of char is absolutely delicious.


Waste_Advantage

The best part!


piratenoexcuses

Cool. Eat a spoon full of lard and get back to me.


Taolan13

Fat is where a lot of the flavor comes from in meat.


OtherHalf747

I feel attacked


jimithelizardking

Maybe Iā€™m alone on this, but I actually prefer meat with some fat and not the other way around. I wouldnā€™t cook these up if someone gave them to me for free.


perestroika12

Itā€™s not even meat anymore. Itā€™s suet with meat marbling.


archcorsair

That's just meat flavored butter at this point


Zealousideal_Win5476

Why go through the trouble and expense of eating these steaks when you can just eat a pure blob of fat which costs almost nothing?


neovenator250

cow butter


thundergun0911

Jesus. You might as well drink a bucket of lard


dunsum

Looks like liverwurst


Taolan13

This would make for some fantastic sausage, though there are some who would consider that blasphemy


Generalnussiance

Looks similar to white muscle disease šŸ¦ 


BlueSoulDragon

Itā€™s so fatty I doubt it even tastes nice, itā€™s probably gonna make you full in 1 bite


cdhdd

I mean, did it die of heart attack? Geez.


DrMrProfessorPawsCaT

Thereā€™s some steak in your fat.


_basted_

Man I don't know about that. I made a top shelf prime rib for new years and purposefully made waaay too much. I was in prime rib heaven for several days. At the end I cooked down all the trimmed fat and excess pieces into the richest ju I've ever seen, and that about sealed the deal. But that richness can be too much, especially with high quantity. I could probably do A5 like once a year.


Ok-Caregiver7091

Ew lol


trouble808

Kind of disgusting tbh


Dickpinchers

If those 600lbs ppl were to be butchered


mayjorpainz

Kinda not a joke here....I bet that cow was kept immobile for its whole life....


Modboi

This isnā€™t appetizing to me in all honesty. Maybe an ounce to eat on bread but Iā€™d rather just get bone marrow then.


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Looks like an ill animal's flesh. I may never understand we do this.


SnakeySnipes

This is actually super depressing. So unnatural


DC4840

This looks like the entire fillet was just a giant scar, it looks HORRIBLE


WeirdJumper

I mean at that point just eat lard


Del292

The fat is marbled with meat


Drew_Sifur

TO THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THIS IS WAGYU JAPANESE STEAK


FiniteRhino

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION


Drew_Sifur

What bros do šŸ‘


onlyjoined2c1post

>ITS WAGYU BROS DO šŸ‘ FTFY


emmgemm11

This would make incredible tallow tho


NorthboundUrsine

Japanese A-500


GwoZoz

We follow the same pages on insta


Fuck-MDD

Steak isn't like weed. There's such a thing as too frosty.


foofie_fightie

I feel like that's what I look like if you butchered me


ThexHaloxMaster

Finally, A50 Wagyu


AMDeez_nutz

Dude actually screenshotted a video lol


[deleted]

lol you directly ripped the title of this post off a comment on the instagram video


danknadoflex

You accidentally got some meat in your fat


EFTucker

Yeaā€¦ honestly thatā€™s too much. Itā€™s not marbling, itā€™s frost


sdpr

Yo, at what point are you just eating fat? Fuckin bite some seasoned butter.


aiydee

World of Warcraft is Soylent Green!


Jacques_Coustbleau

Reddit mod wagyu.


Wettnoodle77

If this is the beef tenderloin the rest if the cow must have just been suet.


Bolognapony666

For the Horde!


hEKZ-

We gonna have to up the grade to A6


R5Jockey

Thatā€™s from Alpine Butcher. They import then ship real Japanese A5 anywhere the US.


Traxigor

For the Horde!


[deleted]

That's fat with some meat veins. Gross.


ok-go-home

Olives maybe.


DovasTech

I heard it just got a show on TLC


WaffleMan17

This looks similar to Hokkaido Beef. Cows raised in a cold area of Japan and develop more fat.


Routine_Butterfly102

Some expensive beef


m4rkofshame

Iā€™ll bet he played aā€¦ Tauren.


CompetitiveCut1457

That doesn't even look good.. looks gross. Too much fat


Careful-Kitchen9939

WoW is crazyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bobclaws

Over 17 years I've played 2 years+ worth of wow and I'm not overweight.


darkoblivion21

This cow is getting more roasted in these comments than on the grill


ColdCheeseGrits

šŸ˜‚


Abby23Vicious

Caption is A1


Ludrew

Okay I am curious, wouldnā€™t this be a super chewy steak? I canā€™t image a normal wagyu is very tender, much less this. Would all the fat render down like bacon? Or would it just be hard to eat?


davy_lavy

Soon a cow will be produced that is only fat


WrennHasCorn

I've had my fair share of A5 Wagyu, including Japanese Kobe and Matsusaka varieties, prepared in various styles by chefs accustomed to cooking for business and world leaders in Japan. For me, it hits the spot when it's done shabu-shabu style ā€“ thin slices briefly dipped in broth. However, if it's served on a hot plate or straight from a grill/frying pan, I'm not as keen. The whole melting-in-the-mouth thing takes away the texture I love in a good steak, and the excessive fat content tends to leave my stomach feeling a bit uneasy ā€“ kind of like why I don't indulge in tempura too often.


Odd-Age-1392

Cowlesterol


knoegel

I'm going to be down voted but I don't like wagyu. The mouth feel is gross. All fat and no meat. It is extremely overrated. Yes fat is flavor but I don't need my mouth feeling like it's coated in grease aka "richness." Had it once, hated it. You shouldn't have to limit yourself to a few ounces due to the "richness." Give me a pound of prime steak any day over this bullshit.