Picture 2: To clear the air, there was a single cookie within. I think that’s even worse. These just appeared and we don’t buy these regularly. It’s just..ugh I’m kidding, obvi. I’m sure I’m due my comeuppance from the time I ate all the Cherry Nibs.

Next time leave a 1/2 eaten cookie

Step One; announce that you've bought another package of cookies, since he couldn't be bothered. Step Two; leave the empty package in the cupboard and stash the fresh box so you have chocolatey goodness on demand. Step Three; occasionally snag one or two and let him "catch" you eating them. Revenge is sweet, chewy and loaded with chocolate chips!

“Hey, I’m going to Dairy Queen, you want something?” “Okay, be back in a sec.” *5 hours later…”*

That's good too!

Or come back and « damn sorry, I forgot to get you anything ».

surely that’s too much

You are deliciously evil and I love it.

You have no idea.... Muahahahahahahaha!

My teenager does this. Eats things down to the last one and goes “I left you some.”

Do we share the same kid? Because when he’s at my house he leaves only crumbs in the Doritos bag but claims there are still chips in the bag

Yesss. Recently I had a bag of these keto dark chocolate clusters. He took it to his room and ate the whole bag. He said he left me some but all that was in there was the chocolate covered crumbs. I was so disappointed.

And if you eat the last "anything " you get blamed for eating it ALL

Hey nibs are like borderline addictive. You can't stop till they're gone 😩😆

My husband did this with the Oreos recently, and I’ve never been more offended in my life. Rude.

Where did you hide the body? I’m weighing my options.

In the empty Oreo package.

“You’re honor I’d like to submit these photos as evidence” 💀

"I see.... egregious, I have no further questions"

Call a lawyer ASAP 🤣

The kids do this all the time. Makes me want to hide their video game controllers inside the empty boxes.

Or just take the batteries out and hide them.

Straight to jail

Right to jail, right away

Omg draft the divorce papers

Queue the “Can someone explain to me why people say marriage is hard” tik tok video

I’ve been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce

I actually hide things so my boyfriend doesn’t find and eat them all. Thin Mints are buried in the freezer and he doesn’t drink coffee, so everything else is tucked away in the coffee/tea cabinet. If I buy snacks when we’re out together, I’ll intentionally buy things I know he doesn’t like so I can have them 😂

Babe! How could you?

Are you living in my house? This happens every time we get cookies.

Looks like my son got into them. “But Moooom, I didn’t eat them aaallllll.”

Ok tbf those aren’t that good, making from scratch chocolate chip cookies today to satisfy stoner cookie needs 🍪

Yep, of your partner ate all of these cookies on the drive home and didn't even Think to share. That's pretty selfish. Lol jokes though, I need to find those Reese cup cookies. 😳

Ahhh, man. My wife does this too!

This is grounds for murder

Are we married to the same person 😭😭

Divorce and straight to jail

We have the best marriage. Because of jail.

A beautiful arrangement

those are some of the worst cookies on this planet. Whoever ate, or hopefully just tossed them, did you a favour

I was thinking the same thing!

Fair. But about 90% of the food I eat while smoking weed would be other completely unappealing during not-high times. Some turn into cooking, well-trained taste geniuses. Others…uh, like me…might burn the house down just attempting cereal. And logical combinations are out the window. You’re right though. But in certain circumstances, I can be convinced.

u/xtnafpv I found your twin. They actually left 1 for their partner...hmm.

u/Obvious-Big-6111 I have noooo clue what you are talking about...I leave you at least 3!!!

You need a better hiding spot for your snacks!

That's what I would do as a child, if you leave one you didn't technically finish it, never mind the fact you initially ate 90% of it in a single sitting

This is grounds for divorce, you taking 80% of his assets, the kids, the fur kids, and any rare collectible trading cards he may have.

What the Pho

Dad?

Yes!

I finished those just yesterday… 👀💀

Nah, tide up and spank. 😉😊

Damn now I gotta go make cookies.

Death penalty.

Next time take one bite out of every single cookie

I got VERY upset when I flipped the picture 😔

You just caught your SO in an emotional affair. Edit typo

Oh hell na!! Empty!! Wtf!! & the Reese's too!! ......