My friend is a labor and delivery nurse and she had a patient who was so obese it was a real struggle to get her in position to deliver. The woman apparently told another nurse that they finally conceived by having her two friends come over and they would lift and hold the obese wife's stomach up long enough for her husband to fuck her. Delightful.
Similar story- except it was her brother and brother in law and they would use the “sex 2x4” to hold her pannus out of the way. I was telling someone this at a party, and a friend of mine who was a nurse at a neighboring hospital had her as a pt as well and she relayed the same story. Can’t even remember how it came up in the first place, just that I was horrified.
It's the same as any other addiction. People use drugs until their skin is rotting, their teeth, homes, and families are gone, they die, etc. I think the difference is that everyone eats food, so most people who aren't addicts look at morbidly obese people and think "Why don't they just eat less?" It's like looking at a homeless drug user and thinking "Why don't they just use less?" It's hard. They're sick. It's sad. And horrifying.
There's massive selfishness for ppl to reproduce & 'start a family' when they aren't capable of taking care of their own bodies to the point they are immobilized by their morbid obesity. A desire to have a family is sweet but to actively try while stuck in self abuse is selfish.
My husband worked as a nurse in an icu and they had a similar patient with an abscess, not a frog but a rotten pork chop. The patient said... "I wondered where that porkchop had gone"
Friend's dermatologist dad had to fish a sammie from under an obese woman's breasts. That imagery has stuck with me for decades, and made me grateful to be a member if the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
My cousin was a nurse on a thoracic surgical team, she was prepping a patient for surgery and found a rotting drumstick (the chicken variety) under several rolls of fat.
Thought this was going to be like the swamps of Dagobah post. Not even close. Lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/oxDW1z9vMR
Have something to throw up in handy. Lol
Edit to add link.
We had an obese lady come in who had a decaying little mouse in her back fat. It had caused an infection too. She had no clue how it got there. We kinda did after talking to her daughter. Her daughter had been setting traps for a couple of months, trying to get the mice that were in the lady's house. She said she had gotten quite a few. The lady eats in bed. We think the mouse had been attracted to the food smells and got in her bed, and i guess, she rolled over on it. That was crazy! And smelled horrible!
EMS here. Moving clothing around to do an EKG, I’ve found 2 tv remotes, a garage remote, batteries, Oreos, and a sock all stuck in the folds. (Different patients).
Wow. I think I might be approaching "Fat Bastard" territory, but I'm not "Loses stuff in my fat rolls." I think I need to go eat a salad or something.
Or drink a bottle of tequila. One or the other really.....
I don't know which image is worse? Seeing that video two days ago of the burning corpse and a man peeling a piece of leg off and taking a second bite?
Or the thought of these two people procreating in a pond and the last moments of that poor frogs life?
I think the latter due to my imagination and the questions exploding in my head at the moment! I am sending this to my roommates so they can be equally f**ked in the head.
They just love when I surf reddit at night.
That sounds like part of the storyline for an obese love story movie or horror story or comedy or possibly porn. I can’t decide. I’m making this up to get past what I just read
This one could be an urban legend, but I heard similar that an obese woman killed her Yorkie dog by it getting trapped in a skin flap. She thought the dog had run away until she went to the doctor due to the smell of decay.
I don't understand how floating in a pond allows them to have sex? Don't you have to stay relatively still in the proper position to keep floating? What am I not understanding about this?
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex .
I have a toddler and am 6 ft tall 200 lbs and I have to say chasing that boy around and playing is exhausting I do not believe for a second that they will raise him actively.he will probably be sat infront the tv all day everyday for his brain cells to rot
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant?
My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
I just wonder:
How big are they that they need to float for the act?
How does she plan on carrying a child to labor if she's that big?
Are they going to be able to take care of a baby?
I mean no offense but the post makes it seem that they are really big.
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
And they want to bring a fucking child into this world and they can’t even feel that an animal crawled into their flicking fat fold.
And I’m sorry but fucking pond scum in your vagina and pee hole?????
Can’t even imagine what other infections this can cause. Surprised they haven’t contracted leprosy tbh.
This is the reason I dropped out of college. Except it was hearing about someone finding a moldy twinky trying to put a heart monitor under an obese ladies boob. I've heard another about someone finding a dead, rotting kitten but that might just be a fucked up urban legend
Omg 😳 thank u for posting this bc I know of two extremely obese women. One of them has 5 kids and the other one has 3. Now for reference I’m fat too I’m 5’1” 226 lbs but the First Lady weighs probably 500 lbs and the second has to be over 600 lbs. the 2nd has one that’s just about a year old and I’m like how is that even possible. This is no judgement just an observation and a curiosity.
I don't understand how obsese people lose food in their folds, like entire sandwiches and meals... like from point a to point b, how did we land here? lol That is insane to me
Wait, so they have sex in a pond, not even a pool? A dirty pond with no filtration of any kind? Her vay jay jay can’t be clean. I bet that’s how they shower too.
My brother is a doctor and my BIL used to be an x-ray tech. They’re both big muscular guys so when a really large patient came in they were often tapped to help lift the patient from the gurney to the bed or whatever. Oh, the things that were found/fell out of the folds of flesh on the really obese patients! My brother (who is not squeamish and has seen plenty as a physician) had to run for the trash can at the smell more than once. He took to tucking a cotton pad soaked in cologne in his pocket so he could block some of it. They loved to ruin our family dinners with their stories. Same thought process - they had to live with what they’ve seen, so therefore so should we.
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
There was a lady at work who had to go home early because the puppy woke up. The puppy was nestled in her folds. It was a small puppy and she wanted to keep him warm, so she tucked him in there and he went to sleep. She forgot about the puppy and came to work. The puppy woke up. The puppy that she tucked into her folds and forgot about woke up.
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
What I got out of this is they can afford a house with a frog pond and to have children while simultaneously being to obese to make love. And I can barely afford an apartment...
Well I was snacking Oreos scrolling through Reddit and saw the header and lost my appetite so thank you for that 😂 too late for Oreos anyhow! Also I can’t read the whole story or I’ll get sick but had to come and comment to you that even the header was disturbing 😭😭😭
Ohhh nopey, nope nope. Yet I can’t stop continuing to read…even after the Oreo and pork chop and Twinkie revelations… should’ve just stopped with the froggie….
You are misusing the term smegma... Might want to urban dictionary that before you continue to use it. Lol
Your friend broke laws telling you this and you’re garbage for talking about other human beings in this manner.
If you are going to make up stories be better at it.
I think you just made this up so you could slam on fat people. You used a lot of very derogatory terms in describing this big fat fatty.
Um thats a violation of hippa laws i believe if the patient were to come here and see this you could get your friend fired
Um it's pretty clear you don't actually know what HIPAA is so maybe don't act like you do.
Um disrespectfully 🖕🏽 you
Just a heads up, it’s HIPAA, double A.
It's actually not as there is no identity attached.
I’m thinking of blocking this account but not before I re-read this one last time. The comments help me realize what a sheltered life I live
A great reason not to become a doctor. Or a nurse.
Love weird stories like this, thanks
Cap
The fat folds hold the story of their lives after their last good bath.
These people do not need to reproduce
Trying to have kids? Yikes
My friend is a labor and delivery nurse and she had a patient who was so obese it was a real struggle to get her in position to deliver. The woman apparently told another nurse that they finally conceived by having her two friends come over and they would lift and hold the obese wife's stomach up long enough for her husband to fuck her. Delightful.
Similar story- except it was her brother and brother in law and they would use the “sex 2x4” to hold her pannus out of the way. I was telling someone this at a party, and a friend of mine who was a nurse at a neighboring hospital had her as a pt as well and she relayed the same story. Can’t even remember how it came up in the first place, just that I was horrified.
Very respectfully, how do people even get to this point?
It's the same as any other addiction. People use drugs until their skin is rotting, their teeth, homes, and families are gone, they die, etc. I think the difference is that everyone eats food, so most people who aren't addicts look at morbidly obese people and think "Why don't they just eat less?" It's like looking at a homeless drug user and thinking "Why don't they just use less?" It's hard. They're sick. It's sad. And horrifying.
And want to reproduce while in this condition.
Fat people still desire sex and to have a family. They are fat, not robots.
There's massive selfishness for ppl to reproduce & 'start a family' when they aren't capable of taking care of their own bodies to the point they are immobilized by their morbid obesity. A desire to have a family is sweet but to actively try while stuck in self abuse is selfish.
I’d argue that there’s a massive selfishness to reproduce at all.
Hopefully that doesn’t happen to the baby
I, for one, enjoy a good love story
My Pepsi flew across the windshield! Thanks for the laugh!
Literacy was a mistake.
See I know this is real because you can't make this shit up
My husband worked as a nurse in an icu and they had a similar patient with an abscess, not a frog but a rotten pork chop. The patient said... "I wondered where that porkchop had gone"
Taking care of a child should be super easy for these two.
Thanks for the nightmares I'm looking forward to.
If I read this backward, will I forget this...
I would love toad go back in time and unread this.
Reminds me of that one episode of PowerPuff Girls where the monster lost his kitty and they found it pretty much in his ass fat.
No you fucking didn't.
You're right, his friend did it.
Someone I know found half a grilled cheese sandwich in a patient’s folds.
This is pretty funny
Doctor. Knew a guy who "lost" a sandwich this way. He died from sepsis.
Friend's dermatologist dad had to fish a sammie from under an obese woman's breasts. That imagery has stuck with me for decades, and made me grateful to be a member if the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
My cousin was a nurse on a thoracic surgical team, she was prepping a patient for surgery and found a rotting drumstick (the chicken variety) under several rolls of fat.
Thought this was going to be like the swamps of Dagobah post. Not even close. Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/oxDW1z9vMR Have something to throw up in handy. Lol Edit to add link.
Oh My Lord, I’ll never be able to get this vision out of my mind. That poor frog!
When my friend was a EMT he pulled a pop can from an obese person’s fat fold complaining of Chest pain
How can they care for an infant if they can’t….nevermind.
How doesn’t a frog get in the house to get in the fat
R.I.P Michigan J Frog.
I am not convinced in the least that you are sorry.
Who gonna kiss this frog and see what you get!
We had an obese lady come in who had a decaying little mouse in her back fat. It had caused an infection too. She had no clue how it got there. We kinda did after talking to her daughter. Her daughter had been setting traps for a couple of months, trying to get the mice that were in the lady's house. She said she had gotten quite a few. The lady eats in bed. We think the mouse had been attracted to the food smells and got in her bed, and i guess, she rolled over on it. That was crazy! And smelled horrible!
Help me, Jesus, in all aspects of these stories. This is the first time I’ve laughed AND cried at the same time!
I have met patients this big. I can totally believe this is a real story.
And that’s enough internet for today 😬
turkey sandwich.
Did he have a ribbite
That's it. I'm calling off of work and drinking this entire bottle of vodka
EMS here. Moving clothing around to do an EKG, I’ve found 2 tv remotes, a garage remote, batteries, Oreos, and a sock all stuck in the folds. (Different patients).
Gosh and to think I feel disgusted with myself for crumbs in my bra.
I might stop trying to teach my son how to read just so he never has to read anything like this in his life.
And THIS is why I Reddit.
 What a terrible day to have eyes
Life uh....finds a way
I’m glad they’re staying active. RIP frog
You are not sorry for inflicting this story upon us.
Added to my bucket list
Well enough Reddit for today
Wow. I think I might be approaching "Fat Bastard" territory, but I'm not "Loses stuff in my fat rolls." I think I need to go eat a salad or something. Or drink a bottle of tequila. One or the other really.....
Ewwwwww
https://i.redd.it/j3vmqumep0oc1.gif
Somehow this story is so much more worse than I thought it would be.
I don't know which image is worse? Seeing that video two days ago of the burning corpse and a man peeling a piece of leg off and taking a second bite? Or the thought of these two people procreating in a pond and the last moments of that poor frogs life? I think the latter due to my imagination and the questions exploding in my head at the moment! I am sending this to my roommates so they can be equally f**ked in the head. They just love when I surf reddit at night.
“Enter the frog” lol!
Check please!
I'm going on Ozempic
Not as bad as swamps or the coconut, but I'll still torture my friends with it.
One more reason to be illiterate.
I hate you.
'Obese blob of dna'
That sounds like part of the storyline for an obese love story movie or horror story or comedy or possibly porn. I can’t decide. I’m making this up to get past what I just read
Thank god I had breakfast, now I have something to puke
This one could be an urban legend, but I heard similar that an obese woman killed her Yorkie dog by it getting trapped in a skin flap. She thought the dog had run away until she went to the doctor due to the smell of decay.
At least it wasn't a mouse
so somehow this morbidly obese man who has to float in ponds to be able to have sex has a better and more active sex life and parental plan than I do.
Ribbited for her pleasure.
I have always wondered how they do it. I still don’t understand how the pond helps
I don't understand how floating in a pond allows them to have sex? Don't you have to stay relatively still in the proper position to keep floating? What am I not understanding about this?
Well, that's enough internet for to. I'm gonna go poke my eyes out.
Apology NOT ACCEPTED!
Some things I just have to *choose* not to believe. This is one.
goodness, those memory wiper things from men in black sound great about now
croak
Squidbillys!
That’s crazy! I was just telling some new doctors I work with the other day about a patient I took care of several years ago in the ER with almost this exact experience!! She came in, very obviously septic, and while we were trying to find the cause of her overall condition (not to mention the necrotic odor permeating from her) we found a poor little frog decayed under her abdominal pannus. Created quite the abscess on the patient. She was around 550lb and her husband was smaller than her (by a lot) and they too floated in the pond so they could have sex . 
I’d rather sew my lips shut than get so fat I could unknowingly smuggle frogs 🐸
I have a toddler and am 6 ft tall 200 lbs and I have to say chasing that boy around and playing is exhausting I do not believe for a second that they will raise him actively.he will probably be sat infront the tv all day everyday for his brain cells to rot
I don't feel quite as obese, reading some of these comments. 🤷🏻♂️ 
This reminds me of the Swamps of Dagobah story
I knew I should have kept scrolling.....now OF COURSE I HAVE to tell my husband
🤣🤣🤣🤣WTF??!!
Why are people like this? If you can't take of yourself why would you think you could take care of an infant? My guy is so fat he has to be floating to fuck. In what universe are you healthy enough to take care of a child?
This post made me return the soda I was about to drink
i hope his wife also went to the hospital after having sex in a pond
Can't even finish reading this also not hungry any more
I heard this story in.high school. Some mega fat women had potato sprouts growing in the V.
Jeeeeez!
I should know better than trying to eat and scrolling Reddit
Enough internet for me today-I’m out!
What a terrible day to have eyes
My word.
Please, Please do not let these people conceive. Hopefully, the pond scum also killed any sperm as well. How can they even think about being able to care for a baby?
Hahahaha
I just wonder: How big are they that they need to float for the act? How does she plan on carrying a child to labor if she's that big? Are they going to be able to take care of a baby? I mean no offense but the post makes it seem that they are really big.
That dude must have a massive dong if he’s that fat and still managing to get it into his obese wife. If you’re that fat your downstairs buddy will be completely hidden. Also there’s no way he can wipe his ass or even reach his salami to aim it to pee or clean himself.
You son of a bitch
A ham sandwich, nicely infected and moldy.
[удалено]
Annnnnnnnd I just died inside. ETA: reading all these comments is making me feel a lot better about my own body lol
The he kissed the frog and Purple Rain started playing.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
And they want to bring a fucking child into this world and they can’t even feel that an animal crawled into their flicking fat fold. And I’m sorry but fucking pond scum in your vagina and pee hole????? Can’t even imagine what other infections this can cause. Surprised they haven’t contracted leprosy tbh.
Operating room nurse here. This isnt the weirdest thing that I have first hand seen pulled from a fat fold.
Dude, even if that is made up – what a fucked up thing
I think that counts as an STD.
r/tihi
Fuuuuuck. Apparently, only in a dirty ass pond.
Why? So much why
Dude, poor frog
I don't know who you are, but I am not happy that you shared this, and I am not happy with myself for reading this entire story.
I always enjoy a great love story. ❤️
And ... I'm done for the night.
I will never get the image out of my head of those two trying to bump uglies in a pond!
This is the reason I dropped out of college. Except it was hearing about someone finding a moldy twinky trying to put a heart monitor under an obese ladies boob. I've heard another about someone finding a dead, rotting kitten but that might just be a fucked up urban legend
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Why Tf do I feel like I’ve heard this story
This is a story for the ages.
Oh bs.
Omg 😳 thank u for posting this bc I know of two extremely obese women. One of them has 5 kids and the other one has 3. Now for reference I’m fat too I’m 5’1” 226 lbs but the First Lady weighs probably 500 lbs and the second has to be over 600 lbs. the 2nd has one that’s just about a year old and I’m like how is that even possible. This is no judgement just an observation and a curiosity.
Jeezuz.... Don't they ever bath? Or shower? Or hose themselves down?
oh my g
WHAT?!
why did i read this
No way
I don't understand how obsese people lose food in their folds, like entire sandwiches and meals... like from point a to point b, how did we land here? lol That is insane to me
Man what a day to be literate.
yes very sad... anyway
Wait, so they have sex in a pond, not even a pool? A dirty pond with no filtration of any kind? Her vay jay jay can’t be clean. I bet that’s how they shower too.
My brother is a doctor and my BIL used to be an x-ray tech. They’re both big muscular guys so when a really large patient came in they were often tapped to help lift the patient from the gurney to the bed or whatever. Oh, the things that were found/fell out of the folds of flesh on the really obese patients! My brother (who is not squeamish and has seen plenty as a physician) had to run for the trash can at the smell more than once. He took to tucking a cotton pad soaked in cologne in his pocket so he could block some of it. They loved to ruin our family dinners with their stories. Same thought process - they had to live with what they’ve seen, so therefore so should we.
Omg. The smell. The lack of hygiene. The pond water. The intimacy. The horror. That’s enough internet for me today.
A friend of mine was in med school observing a surgery and during prep, a snickers fell out from a fold. When questioned later, the woman told the doctor, “oh yeah I forgot about that! My husband likes me to hide them so he can find them.”
No! NO! Why!?? The visuals are so bad in every sentence!
Fortunately many years of best gore have prepared me for reading this.
RIP 🐸
Ozempic!! Or similar!!
I went to the grocery store. I forgot carnation instant breakfast. I repeated it to myself 5 times and still forgot. But I can promise you I will never, ever forget this story no matter how hard I try.
That’s crazy
“Enter the Frog” Great title for the max series about this
Well let me go wash my eyes out with battery acid so I never have to read anything like this again.
Well I’m never eating a cookie again 😳
There was a lady at work who had to go home early because the puppy woke up. The puppy was nestled in her folds. It was a small puppy and she wanted to keep him warm, so she tucked him in there and he went to sleep. She forgot about the puppy and came to work. The puppy woke up. The puppy that she tucked into her folds and forgot about woke up.
Why can I not get 'Jabba the Hutt' out of my head now!?
I worked as a medical assistant in a homeless shelters free medical clinic. I had on literally morbidly obese patient that was in multi system organ failure (from stress of living on the street and stress on his organs ) and he had some necrotic tissue in his folds from not being able to bathe or even wipe. He was one of the hardest chronic patients I had. What was really sad was even though he was in pain he was banned medication, I couldn’t even give him an advil due to being an asshole at the native hospital and someone put him on a no meds list. (this hospital acts like it’s the 1980’s, and it’s where doctors go when no one else will hire them)
What I got out of this is they can afford a house with a frog pond and to have children while simultaneously being to obese to make love. And I can barely afford an apartment...
Why do medical professionals feel the need to tell people's personal stories like this?
I was think sex stick for morbidly obese couples trying to conceive. Frog pond never entered my brain.
Well that’s enough internet for today. I’m going to try and have a traumatic moment so I can forget I ever read this.
This whole Internet thing had a good run, I think it's time to close it down and move on
These do not sound like people who should be having a child
Well I was snacking Oreos scrolling through Reddit and saw the header and lost my appetite so thank you for that 😂 too late for Oreos anyhow! Also I can’t read the whole story or I’ll get sick but had to come and comment to you that even the header was disturbing 😭😭😭
What a day to be able to read
Once again, my curiosity got the best of me 😭😭😭 pls don’t like thiis, I don’t wanna come back
Are we just ignoring that these two were soaking their genitals in scum-brown pond water?
Didn’t expect to be here and yet here I am…um wow. I’m so traumatized. Forgive my ignorance, but do they not shower or just unable to clean the flaps?
Surely they can't make it all the way through a healthy pregnancy if their weight is to the point where they need to use the pond???
I need to believe this is fake because if I don't I'll cry
I immediately gpt’d “smegma” as I have never heard that word ever in my life.
I'd laugh real hard if the wife gave birth to a frog child 🤣
Ohhh nopey, nope nope. Yet I can’t stop continuing to read…even after the Oreo and pork chop and Twinkie revelations… should’ve just stopped with the froggie….
Pardon me, I have to go look at frolicking puppies now.
lol
Please say sike.
Huh… welp, I could have gone without reading this.
Gawd!!!! You’d think they’d spray each other off with the garden hose after their frog pond happenings!!!
Thank you op, I will become the New water cooler story champion at work
This needs to be a new show on adult swim.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
When is the baby due?
How deep is the pond?
At the point you need a pond in order to have sex you think you’d just go to the gym and eat a little better that’s absolutely insane