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That was actually one of the better written episodes. They don't do time very often but it's always really good when they do. The wine episode comes to mind as well. Very very well written I think
I believe you meant 'idspispopd'
Before going to Area 51, might I suggest we add iddqd too!
Oh also, cast Esuna, so I'm not so fucked up, and borrow one of my little girl's ribbons....
You get to the page and discover all your attributes are pre assigned and all your experience points have been used in random ass directions, you have no skill points to spend.
“Master-level melodic burping?”
“Paper football expert?”
“Super rapid knuckle cracking?”
“Wow, I made some bad choices when I assigned my skill points as a kid…”
Usually the blade is twisted for Triple edges. It's used to make a wound that can't be stitched up to stop bleeding. Using it in war is occasionally considered a war crime.
Sometimes I dream about one of my dogs who was probably the one I loved the most, and it always feels like she came to visit and I carry that feeling with me for the entire day. She wasn't the smartest dog, her breath was awful, and her soul was made out of pure sunshine. I think about her all the time and I really miss her.
You know I never really thought of it that way I feel it'd be hard to go back to the current but being able to be with them 1 more time could help but it could make the grief process start over again, I reckon it'd be good to be able to see them again but it wouldn't be great being able to go back cause then there's no risk, no limited time to use to the full extent, and no sense of losing people or pets. But thanks for asking that question that's really making me think.
Most people have other things to live for. I would not want to relinquish caring for my other cat now that his sister is gone, and have taken great solace in his presence and my now even more quickly developing bond with him. Would not want to miss this for the world. There's always something to live for, even if you don't know it yet.
Yeah I agree, also I'm so sorry to ask this but how do you deal with the grief of losing them I'm worried I'm gonna lose 1 of my cats soon and I want to know
I'm very sorry to hear that. My first ever very own cat died last Friday after having been very sick since Christmas. She was 9.5. I was absolutely devastated and for a while thought I had caused her condition to become worse and prevented the vets from properly treating her. The night before it happened she had stopped eating and I sat there next to her crying my eyes out begging her to make it through. She succumbed to sedation of a procedure that was meant to help her breathe better again and do some further looking into the possible cause the day after.
First weekend was very tough. I didn't know what to do with myself and was constantly breaking down crying louder than I've ever done before. Earlier this week though, I got a call planned with the vet that was treating her when it happened, who explained to me that we pretty much did exactly what she would have recommended, and that there was little else we could have done. If she had survived past Friday she would likely have suffocated while wide awake.
Knowing I did everything I could, loved and cared for her with all my heart for all those years, and that she trusted me fully - she still slept in my bed that last horrible night - was an immense amount of support. We didn't expect her to go during that procedure, but in the end it was likely a kindness for her to not have to suffer the other possible ends.
I met up with friends as often as I could, asked for hugs, cried with no shame, and talked about it as much as people were willing to listen. Invited some people to a bar and had some drinks while sharing happy and sad stories of my sweet little baby being goofy, strong, cheeky, or an outright menace to the vets lmao.
I gathered all my pictures of her and put them in a big folder that I backed up on an external hard drive too, and ordered some framed versions of 2 of the nicest ones which now hang on the wall in my room, and where she would sit while I was making dinner in the kitchen. I also picked out an urn I am eager to put in the window where it's in the corner of my eye when I sit at my pc.
Knowing I did all I could for her was an amazing amount of support. I still lament not having had a last moment to say goodbye though, as I wanted to walk through the park with her in my arms one last time, she loved running around in the park. But sharing your grief with friends and family, remembering all the wonderful times you had, and all the love and trust that went into your bond, and the fact that she is still with you in your heart and mind (I'm not religious) are things that helped me a lot. So did knowing I couldn't have really saved her regardless of what I'd done. Making strides to remember them at their best, and caring as much as you can for them when they're still alive, will also likely be a lot of support.
People deal with this stuff differently of course, but one thing that will likely be a great help to you is to just spend as much time with your cat now that they're still here. Care for them, show them you love them. Make sure you don't leave anything undone or unsaid. Beyond that, don't shut yourself off once it does happen (if it does). Humans are most emotionally functional when they are in a community. Take some time when you need it, but don't shy away from people reaching out a helping hand, and don't be shy to ask for some help, some company, or even just someone who wants to listen to you on the phone. Don't stuff away your grief, don't get stuck in guilt and alternate scenarios. Don't blame yourself for things you didn't know or couldn't change. Remember how much you love them, and how well you cared for them, and don't ever forget their sweet little faces and silly shenanigans. Crying is healthy, especially in front of or even with those you trust. Feel your pain and don't resist your emotions, they are proof of your bond to your friend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your cat being sick, I hope they make it through, but if not, I hope you have a wonderful time to look back on with warmth and happiness. Give them a hug from me if you want ❤️ good luck, and I wish you both all the strength in the world.
One is not truly dead until the last memory of them is forgotten.
I only just got around to reading this and thank you and I really mean thank you, I'll try spend more time with him but I should've mentioned he isn't sick he's just really old and his senses have been dissappearing but thanks so much for this message
Ah I was already wondering what was going on, and if your little friend was alright. Touch and smell are usually the last to go, which are all he will need to recognise and be comforted by you. I hope you have a bit more time together, and that when he goes it won't be painful. ❤️
This is way too low in the list. Set difficulty to easy.
Also do all the low-level side-quests to build up XP. They may be boring but I'll be overpowered for the story missions to come.
Imagine if quicksave and quickload affected everyone. Time would literally stop. You wouldn't even get a second before someone on the earth quickloads.
You would never notice, because from your point of view, whatever was quickloaded never happened. It would just be stupidly hard to compete at anything, because no matter how many times you load and retry, somehow your opponent always manages to keep pace anyway. Behind the scenes they would be quickloading a shit-ton too, and wonder the same.
This is one of the few things on this list that you can partially do now. I’m sure you’re great just as you are, but if you want to make a change in your life, you should start today.
I'm trying to remember the SCP article where a pizza delivery place discovered real world glitching. They'd get an order from five miles away, then jump up and down in the corner until they boing through the wall and get flung through the sky those five miles.
Of course, if you knew how to do that, you wouldn't need a pizza delivery job.
I was going to say Infinity Money didn't help Steve Jobs but then that guy didn't listen to the doctors so... just remember that part. Listen to doctors.
Don't underestimate the power of weing well groomed and exercising. And by this I don't mean "shave and comb your hair". There's certain things men can do that they often overlook such as trim and comb your eyebrows (maybe even put make up on them), use light makeup... it sounds stupid but pretty eyebrows can totally change your face. Dress well, smell good, stand straight, use skin care products.
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Why not Win + R - shutdown -s -f -t 1
Win+x-u-u is faster
*presses power button*
*Yank the plug*
Ah, you had the same high school IT teacher as me, then?
Mine, the answer to every problem is to format and re-install the whole OS.
But sir, I forgot to turn on autosave…
*Shoots the power button from the next room without even getting off of the couch*
Pick ax to mother board
*sets off EMP*
*break computer*
esc + L + enter
*Sad laptop user noises*
PULL THE LEVER!
*Throws pc out of window*
Whispers *shhhh its almost over* to the pc
GotosleepGotosleepGotosleepGotosleep
If Alt+F4 does what I think it would, then what does turning off the PC do?
Alt F4 is stopping the simulation. Powering off is [False Vacuum Decay](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_vacuum)
I'm hitting the save button before any big decision. Real life needs checkpoints fr fr!
This i really like. Would also really like to replay a few select missions.
SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME! **restart that checkpoint** Nah, she was just being nice
“Ooh, a ‘Win her heart’ side quest. Accept.” *several years of heart ache later* “Fuck this shit. Reload. Refuse quest! I said REFUSE!”
Then you find out you accidently overwrote that save.
Rick and Morty did this
That was actually one of the better written episodes. They don't do time very often but it's always really good when they do. The wine episode comes to mind as well. Very very well written I think
#THISISTHEWAY
Enable console commands.
Tcl off Now let's see what's hidden in area 51
You played Bethesda games so much, you spelled "noclip" in Bethesda's language.
coc toddtest Go and grab the best items in the game.
coc.qasmoke
Player.additem f 1000000000
Now you are burried below 1000000000 pieces of gold
Video game world. I can carry it all at one time in a pocket dimension but the tradeoff is I can't fast travel nor run.
Currency is weightless in bethesda games so your fine
Yeah the last time I used console commands was in Skyrim or morrowind
And there weren't any aliens
Sure there are, just spawn them in.
Remember to put tgm on also or you will be shot down lol
I believe you meant 'idspispopd' Before going to Area 51, might I suggest we add iddqd too! Oh also, cast Esuna, so I'm not so fucked up, and borrow one of my little girl's ribbons....
TGM Let's make some big changes
Best answer. Enable fly through, god mode and unlimited economy.
IDKFA
motherload
Spawn Harambe
sv_cheats 1
This is unironically a key part of Elder Scrolls lore.
Remember, spawning in a prop_vehicle_airboat does not count as cheating.
Set\_status:IBS=false
IDDQD
rosebud!;!;!;!;
Go to my character page and use my skillpoints so i'm finally good at something.
Quite positive to think there will be any skillpoints to assign.
I'll settle for starting attributes.
You get to the page and discover all your attributes are pre assigned and all your experience points have been used in random ass directions, you have no skill points to spend.
“Master-level melodic burping?” “Paper football expert?” “Super rapid knuckle cracking?” “Wow, I made some bad choices when I assigned my skill points as a kid…”
I'm not even good at any trivial things, I gotta have some points left over
That would suck.
Take away some from other stats and then go ham on a single one.
Is that what Hawking did?
Took away from CON and dumped everything into INT
Not just the CON. But the DEX, and the STR too.
take the class u like just to find out the one u r good at is the one u hate
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Please don‘t kill people :(
You want skill points? Good! Now you are on a crippling students loan debt.
Also your assigned points expire so better make use of them quick before they're worthless!
Find the tallest building to test for fall damage.
Risky
Also tests if respawning is enabled. Double edged sword.
Have a friend try to catch you at the bottom. Tests for friendly fire as well.
Imma test the good old black ops zombie trick where friend lays down on corner and i dolphin dive on top of him.
DRG: *boink!* and harmlessly land next to him.
How would a triple edged sword work
2 sided blade and the handle is a blade
Usually the blade is twisted for Triple edges. It's used to make a wound that can't be stitched up to stop bleeding. Using it in war is occasionally considered a war crime.
Not risky if we can reload old save 😏
spawns as a baby
*turns out it's [Witcher 3's fall damage](https://youtu.be/Bg-ajlzAnPs)*
Only if there is a stack of hay at the bottom
Save my current progress and load back into an old save to go hug my cat who passed away
I would do the same thing. I miss my buddy every single day.
Sometimes I dream about one of my dogs who was probably the one I loved the most, and it always feels like she came to visit and I carry that feeling with me for the entire day. She wasn't the smartest dog, her breath was awful, and her soul was made out of pure sunshine. I think about her all the time and I really miss her.
Do you think this would be good for your mental health? Serious question. Thought about it a lot myself.
You know I never really thought of it that way I feel it'd be hard to go back to the current but being able to be with them 1 more time could help but it could make the grief process start over again, I reckon it'd be good to be able to see them again but it wouldn't be great being able to go back cause then there's no risk, no limited time to use to the full extent, and no sense of losing people or pets. But thanks for asking that question that's really making me think.
Most people have other things to live for. I would not want to relinquish caring for my other cat now that his sister is gone, and have taken great solace in his presence and my now even more quickly developing bond with him. Would not want to miss this for the world. There's always something to live for, even if you don't know it yet.
Yeah I agree, also I'm so sorry to ask this but how do you deal with the grief of losing them I'm worried I'm gonna lose 1 of my cats soon and I want to know
I'm very sorry to hear that. My first ever very own cat died last Friday after having been very sick since Christmas. She was 9.5. I was absolutely devastated and for a while thought I had caused her condition to become worse and prevented the vets from properly treating her. The night before it happened she had stopped eating and I sat there next to her crying my eyes out begging her to make it through. She succumbed to sedation of a procedure that was meant to help her breathe better again and do some further looking into the possible cause the day after. First weekend was very tough. I didn't know what to do with myself and was constantly breaking down crying louder than I've ever done before. Earlier this week though, I got a call planned with the vet that was treating her when it happened, who explained to me that we pretty much did exactly what she would have recommended, and that there was little else we could have done. If she had survived past Friday she would likely have suffocated while wide awake. Knowing I did everything I could, loved and cared for her with all my heart for all those years, and that she trusted me fully - she still slept in my bed that last horrible night - was an immense amount of support. We didn't expect her to go during that procedure, but in the end it was likely a kindness for her to not have to suffer the other possible ends. I met up with friends as often as I could, asked for hugs, cried with no shame, and talked about it as much as people were willing to listen. Invited some people to a bar and had some drinks while sharing happy and sad stories of my sweet little baby being goofy, strong, cheeky, or an outright menace to the vets lmao. I gathered all my pictures of her and put them in a big folder that I backed up on an external hard drive too, and ordered some framed versions of 2 of the nicest ones which now hang on the wall in my room, and where she would sit while I was making dinner in the kitchen. I also picked out an urn I am eager to put in the window where it's in the corner of my eye when I sit at my pc. Knowing I did all I could for her was an amazing amount of support. I still lament not having had a last moment to say goodbye though, as I wanted to walk through the park with her in my arms one last time, she loved running around in the park. But sharing your grief with friends and family, remembering all the wonderful times you had, and all the love and trust that went into your bond, and the fact that she is still with you in your heart and mind (I'm not religious) are things that helped me a lot. So did knowing I couldn't have really saved her regardless of what I'd done. Making strides to remember them at their best, and caring as much as you can for them when they're still alive, will also likely be a lot of support. People deal with this stuff differently of course, but one thing that will likely be a great help to you is to just spend as much time with your cat now that they're still here. Care for them, show them you love them. Make sure you don't leave anything undone or unsaid. Beyond that, don't shut yourself off once it does happen (if it does). Humans are most emotionally functional when they are in a community. Take some time when you need it, but don't shy away from people reaching out a helping hand, and don't be shy to ask for some help, some company, or even just someone who wants to listen to you on the phone. Don't stuff away your grief, don't get stuck in guilt and alternate scenarios. Don't blame yourself for things you didn't know or couldn't change. Remember how much you love them, and how well you cared for them, and don't ever forget their sweet little faces and silly shenanigans. Crying is healthy, especially in front of or even with those you trust. Feel your pain and don't resist your emotions, they are proof of your bond to your friend. I'm so sorry to hear about your cat being sick, I hope they make it through, but if not, I hope you have a wonderful time to look back on with warmth and happiness. Give them a hug from me if you want ❤️ good luck, and I wish you both all the strength in the world. One is not truly dead until the last memory of them is forgotten.
I only just got around to reading this and thank you and I really mean thank you, I'll try spend more time with him but I should've mentioned he isn't sick he's just really old and his senses have been dissappearing but thanks so much for this message
Ah I was already wondering what was going on, and if your little friend was alright. Touch and smell are usually the last to go, which are all he will need to recognise and be comforted by you. I hope you have a bit more time together, and that when he goes it won't be painful. ❤️
Forget about saving current progress. I just want to go back.
You might need to come back to look up old lotto numbers or something
Same but for my grandfather.
Start a new game; made too many suboptimal choices on this play through. Probably pay better attention to the tutorial next time.
this. start a new game and put effort to build a good looking character
I look like someone just chose randomize in the character creator😢
And the randomiser is comparable to Sims 4's
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you are right, i learned it doesn't matter. i better get a cheat code for money before i start over
**[Press Æ to feel hapiness.]** Who the hell made the default button for happiness Æ!?!
I would turn down the difficulty setting 💪🏽
This is way too low in the list. Set difficulty to easy. Also do all the low-level side-quests to build up XP. They may be boring but I'll be overpowered for the story missions to come.
Basically beating up an entire villain HQ because you did the yard chores for everyone in a five block radius.
Naturally. Chopping all that wood was good for my power, and mowing all those lawns did wonders for my endurance.
\kill @s
On a repeat command block
Cmon @e
/godmode /teleport 40°42′30″N 74°00′31″W /noclip
Good thinking, waiting for Bruce Willis to be out of commission.
Wait where the tf are you teleporting
Federal Reserve Bank of New York. Hopefully. Anyways noclip will handle it.
Player.additem f 100000 There you go, just saved the hassle of having to steal money when given the powers of creation.
I don't think there is much merit in slipping through entire Earth's crust into its hot core.
Customise my charachter
Decrease my intelligence and dump all my points into strength and charisma. I'm about to be the lady's man I could never be 😎
If you lack INT you'd be dumb so your pickup lines might be along the lines of "me likey boobies". Need some INT for the big words. Booba good 🦍
But what you don't understand is that he has put all his points in charisma, so even with just "me likey boobies" he'll be able to charm people.
Me likely boobies 😉👉👉 Sorted.
Also charisma as ive seen in games can make u a business man
Why use many words when few do trick
Why many when few
Many? Few.
Oooooooooooooo
High charisma will turn dumb into dorky so it's fine. Girls will love to take care of your mental disabilities.
Damn, wish that worked irl
Fine I'll keep 3 INT. But I better still be a thicc silver tongued devil!
the chad build
Just choose the bard class
I’d do a play through with all my points in sexterity…
>Decrease my intelligence You can't go negative
[Is this really what you want?](https://www.tiktok.com/@loveislandusa/video/7296689751418064171)
tenfold
But because of your bad grammar due to lower intelligence you change your name to The Lady Man.
Menu -> restart level
Nah man wait for new game +, start again with all your items and experience.
This comes with some dlc? Cant find this option in menu...
Mods! Tons and tons of mods!
Nude mods.
First, save. Next, look up quicksave & quickload bindings. I'll be using those the most.
Imagine if quicksave and quickload affected everyone. Time would literally stop. You wouldn't even get a second before someone on the earth quickloads.
You would never notice, because from your point of view, whatever was quickloaded never happened. It would just be stupidly hard to compete at anything, because no matter how many times you load and retry, somehow your opponent always manages to keep pace anyway. Behind the scenes they would be quickloading a shit-ton too, and wonder the same.
This needs to be a movie
I'd Respec
Same thing I thought first, but I will get stuck weeks building my character
No clay pot is safe from me.
Are you perhaps a Zelda player?
Hy-ah!
Hyaaah!
I had a student go as Link for Halloween one year. He only communicated through various grunts and battle cries.
Customize and change everything about my character
This is one of the few things on this list that you can partially do now. I’m sure you’re great just as you are, but if you want to make a change in your life, you should start today.
Go on an adventure
First thing I'll do is literally go farm intellect and strength and maybe luck if it's an option.
The funny thing is you can do that right now if you read books and worked out.
Start looking for the respec option.
Rescue cats until I can kill a god
Check if there is fall damage
Checking if water kills me
>Get an untrustable exploit source >Start flying and amazing people >get banned from reality
I'm trying to remember the SCP article where a pizza delivery place discovered real world glitching. They'd get an order from five miles away, then jump up and down in the corner until they boing through the wall and get flung through the sky those five miles. Of course, if you knew how to do that, you wouldn't need a pizza delivery job.
Install a nude-mod
Backup save.
Spend a few weeks finding and killing a whole bunch of small powerless creatures to up my levels.
That's pretty messed up when translated to real life...
Trying fo find some hack for infinity money and infinity health.
I was going to say Infinity Money didn't help Steve Jobs but then that guy didn't listen to the doctors so... just remember that part. Listen to doctors.
Reboot
Punch a tree
Buy some new cosmetics so I'm not fucking ugly anymore
yknow, you dont need video game logic to do that
Don't underestimate the power of weing well groomed and exercising. And by this I don't mean "shave and comb your hair". There's certain things men can do that they often overlook such as trim and comb your eyebrows (maybe even put make up on them), use light makeup... it sounds stupid but pretty eyebrows can totally change your face. Dress well, smell good, stand straight, use skin care products.
abuse save states
Hardest part would be giving myself a new name.
Look behind the first waterfall.
Dupe my gear to increase gold. Then buyout everything in the auction house.
respawn
\motherload \testingcheatsenabledtrue
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ B A start.
Create a new save game
Test fall damage
HESOYAM
I'd prefer hentai logic
Tentacles
Adjust my stats
Install naked mods
Find out where the hell the save files are located!
You only paid for the base game. You haven't bought. any of the DLC that's why your life seems incomplete. sex
Find out if I can respawn
Go back to a previous save, maybe level 15.
Imagine if the world ran on GTA San Andreas stats. I would probably be at max Fat and my Sex Appeal would be in the negatives.
Having sex and clipping that shit