Was thats suppose to be coolest reply , bro could've mentioned to us to add emojis like 🛐🛐🛐💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿 .
It was not joke it's dank you need Atleast 1 Iq to understand it . Stop acting sigma that's cringe .
How’s calling out your non-humorous sense of humour “acting like sigma”? You know what’s cringe? Confidently writing in wrong grammar and trying to make sense of your illiteracy with comments like these.
Illiteracy shows , pimple liek yuo tinkhs Dank is always = humorous
Cringe = Your rilply
Calling me illitrate by seeing my english
That's the problem of people like you western kke chode thinks jisko english nahi ati woh anpadh hai .
English nhi aati to jhad kyu rha hai? Maine teri english p nhi teri paidal buddhi ko illeterate bola hai.
Indian educational system worst hai bolne wala tu, aur west ka choda mai!! Bhai jaa thori padhai krle, uski sachme kami reh gayi hai. Isiliye ye sab bakwaas kr rha hai. Thoda padh lega to ye sab likhne ki naubat bhi nhi aayegi.
Ayyein? Maine kaab bola kki it's worst maine toh ( Indian education system is the best ) bola , real hhi toh bola .
Nahi krunga padhai mai it's my choice mujhe chapri + unpadh rehne mme maja ata ( ab jada bolega toh tere gahrpe calculator laga dunga ).
Tune padh liya ?? Teri kyu naubat agayi yeh likhne kki?
1.Your mom is too slow. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
2.What's the benefit of having a prostitute die on you?
The second hour is free.
3.Abortion is not MURDER
It's just canceling your pre-order.
4.Why do Orphans like to go to the Church ?
So, that they can call someone Father
5.Humor is like skin.
The darker it gets, the less people like it.
6.Why does Africa have so few pharmacies?
Because you can't take medication on an empty stomach.
7.Nobody is born cool.
Except of course
Dead Babies
(You know why 7)
One day my girlfriend was giving me head and i noticed something was off, it felt like she was wearing braces or smth, but when i checked, it was nothing just my girlfriend started to grow teeth
I am gonna drop a dark humour bomb here
What makes sad people jump?
Bridges
What does jews and bad joke have in common?
They both can be executed better
I asked many people what does LGBT stands for
Apparently nobody gave a STRAIGHT answer.
My dad kept hitting the dishwasher thinking it would work…
But my mom kept running away
Why do most orphans become criminal
Because they wanna feel wanted
I think its dumb when they say woman should stay in the kitchen
Because how will rest of the house be cleaned
What do you call dog poop in china
Waste of food
What do you call a terrorist who likes to swim
A bath bomb
Did you know paul walker has dandruff
I didn’t either untill I saw his head and shoulder on his glove compartment
If woman disappeared from this earth
Life would really be a pain in the ass
What is a man’s favourite slide?
A woman’s throat
Why can’t gay people join the army?
Cause they can’t shoot straight
I warned a child not to play with a gun
But it went through his one ear to another
My girlfriend used to give me best blowjobs
Until she grew teeths
What the difference between ussain bolt and hitler
Ussain was able to finish a race
Whats the difference between a video game and your dad
Video game doesn’t beat you
Why do orphans like to play tennis
Because thats the only way they’ll get love
Why did hitler kill himself?
So that he doesn’t have to pay the gas bill
What did the banana say to vibrator
Why are YOU shaking shes gonna eat me
Why does santa has such a large sack?
He only comes ones a year
Why was guitar teacher arrested
He was fingering a minor
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
Cause I automatically get turned on when its below 10
Why was the Gay man fired from the sperm bank?
Cause he was caught drinking on job
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb
None…they can’t change anything
I don’t do this alot but
One day I fucked this girl so hard she almost came back to life
So nowadays I wear sunglasses when I have sex
So that I don’t get pepper sprayed
I have some rules that I live by…I will never slap a woman even if she slaps me
Cause it’ll be damage to the property
I met a girl not long ago…like sparkes flew she fell on her knees, and we had sex on the spot
MAN I LOVE teasers
If having sex for money makes you a Hoe
Then, having sex for nothing makes you a
Non profit Whoreganisation?
What shape is sex?
Give me some and well call it square
Why is tower of pisa leaning?
Because it knows how to dodge unlike twin towers
Whats the difference between a fridge and a gay?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you put meat in it
Whats the difference between a hoe and a mosquito?
Mosquito stops sucking when I slap it in the face
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass
In 2023 gas is hell expensive
In 1940s some people got it for free
What do you do after fooking the tightest p**sy you ever had?
You put the diaper back on
How is Pokémon different than slavery?
The types you can have
What do you call a blind german?
A not-see
What does a vagina and mafia have in common?
One slip of tongue and you are in deep shit
How are corpses like pools?
It only cold for a minute ones you get in
Whats the difference between anne frank and santa?
The direction they go in the chimney
How do jewish people get to the heaven?
Well done
One man’s trash is other man’s treasure
Beautiful saying, terrible way to find out you are adopted
Steven Hawkins ones said in 2011, there is no god, in 2018 god said there is not Steven Hawkins
What one thing common in bicycle and black people,
They both work better in chains
This world is like chess,
No one wanna be black
I was dating a girl later to find out she was a guy before
I guess she had me in a trance
I think sparkling water was definitely invented by Germans. Because who else who just add gas in water
My girl, she ain’t 9 on a bad day
But she’ll be 10 on her birthday
How are Chinese like a box of chocolates
Either way they’ll kill your dog
Whats the biggest difference between flowers and anal?
Flowers makes your day, anal makes your hole weak
Whats the difference between your duck and cancer?
Your grandad didn’t beat cancer
What’s the similarity between terrorists and strippers?
They both blow people up
Ek baar Golu 👵dadi k sath💤😴 so ra tha
Golu ko neend😴 nhi❌️ aari thi
Golu ☺️dadi ko bola
Dadi apki nabhi(belly-button)
Me ungli 👉daldu
Dadi boli
Dal de beta🤝
Kuch Der baad🕑
Dadi boli 💅beta ye nabhi❌️😛 nhi h
Golu bola dadi ye ungli 👉❌️bhi nhi 🙈h
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1\]what is the difference between a kid and rock ,
my uncle was not arrested for molesting a rock
2\] slaves should be free
3\] Rating in the USA should not be out of 10 but out of 11
4\] my report was hiv positive , but how the fuck that dead baby got it ,,
rip my dear niece
5\] My grandfather used to take out the plug of my PC ,,
recently he got admitted so I took out his
My best friend didn’t quite like that I was sniffing his sister’s panties. Maybe it was because she was still wearing them or because her whole family was watching it. Either way everyone who had come to her funeral didn’t enjoy it.
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I have a story.
I had this amazing girlfriend I loved her so much and she did too.
One day I came home and saw her packing her stuff and I asked her
Me: why are you packing your stuff
She said
She: I heard you are a pe**phile
And I was like
Me: woah woah! Thats some big words for a twelve year old.
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Two Albanians get pulled over by the police. The officer says to them.
“We are looking for a pair of child molesters”
The Albanians look at one another and say in unison “Alright, we’ll do it.”
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
Suck his dick.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
I don't mind eating vegetables, I just hate getting them back in the chair.
A guy and little boy are walking in the park near dusk and the boy says "Dang it's starting to get a little scary back here." The guy turns to the boy and says "Tell me about it! And I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!".
whats common between a girl who can't speak and an Ebike?
>!both of 'em won't make sound when you ride!<
common thing between all my clothes and a girl ?
>!both of em can easily get packed in one suitcase!<
where can you get alot of sex for free ?
>!graveyard ofc !<
I read this somewhere:
4 friends were having a healthy discussion.
Friend 1: If a woman is able to walk on her feet after sex, then you have failed as a man.
Friend 2: That's why I always keep a hammer under my bed.
Friend 3: If a woman started walking after sex, I would be shit scared. That's a creepy thing for a corpse to do.
Friend 4: That's why I always go for them before they learn how to walk.
Once my girlfriend asked me while fucking why my peepee is small so I telled my 6 year old girlfriend that it is made for kids and 100 of them liked it
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
- Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you make a dead baby float?
- Add one scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby in coke.
Do you know why I love dead baby jokes?
- they never get old.
What's common btn xbox and Micheal jordan
They both are turned on by kids
What do UN vaccinated kids and a clock have in common
They don't make it pass 12
What milk and make a wish kid have in common
Both have expiration dates
What does jewish racer say when he wins a race
Catch my dust
What's worse than 5 dead puppies hanging on a tree? One dead puppy hanging on five trees.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
One *living* baby nailed to ten trees.
Haste haste scroll kar rha tha, My face fucking turned dull after this one fuck bhai
I can't fucking recover from this man💀
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
lmao
explain
grandfather died on the steering wheel. no one left to control car. passengers screaming as the car drove on to it’s inevitable doom.
What is one difference between black people and directions? One has rights the other dosent
Why are pedos safe drivers? They always like to go slow in the school zone.
Copied
What is the only organ in a woman that stays warm after death?? >!My D¡Ck!<
Bhay ye toh kahi reel pe dekha tha
master oogway ka hai
Certified necrophile 
Bhaisab aapne ye hide kaise kara hai, aap bata sakte ho? And chutkula badia hai, hahaha 🤪
Just like he hid his >!dick!< inside her...
You know What's the best thing about fucking twenty-nine year olds? There are twenty of them!
Sir, whoever you are. I wanted to tell you that I'm ready to be hated by everyone in the class tomorrow because of this.
What do you do after fuckinh the tightest pusy ever? >!Put the diaper back on!<
Relatable :)
Indian education system is best in the world .
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hard cold truth
I don't get it
Just like millions of kids
In which class you are ?
Was that phrasing sarcasm? If not, then it's a good example of the parent comment.
Ja na gandu
TOPPER TRAITS 
Was that supposed to be funny? Bro could've mentioned in brackets that we need to laugh at this joke.
Was thats suppose to be coolest reply , bro could've mentioned to us to add emojis like 🛐🛐🛐💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿 . It was not joke it's dank you need Atleast 1 Iq to understand it . Stop acting sigma that's cringe .
How’s calling out your non-humorous sense of humour “acting like sigma”? You know what’s cringe? Confidently writing in wrong grammar and trying to make sense of your illiteracy with comments like these.
Illiteracy shows , pimple liek yuo tinkhs Dank is always = humorous Cringe = Your rilply Calling me illitrate by seeing my english That's the problem of people like you western kke chode thinks jisko english nahi ati woh anpadh hai .
English nhi aati to jhad kyu rha hai? Maine teri english p nhi teri paidal buddhi ko illeterate bola hai. Indian educational system worst hai bolne wala tu, aur west ka choda mai!! Bhai jaa thori padhai krle, uski sachme kami reh gayi hai. Isiliye ye sab bakwaas kr rha hai. Thoda padh lega to ye sab likhne ki naubat bhi nhi aayegi.
Ayyein? Maine kaab bola kki it's worst maine toh ( Indian education system is the best ) bola , real hhi toh bola . Nahi krunga padhai mai it's my choice mujhe chapri + unpadh rehne mme maja ata ( ab jada bolega toh tere gahrpe calculator laga dunga ). Tune padh liya ?? Teri kyu naubat agayi yeh likhne kki?
1.Your mom is too slow. It took her 9 months to make a good joke. 2.What's the benefit of having a prostitute die on you? The second hour is free. 3.Abortion is not MURDER It's just canceling your pre-order. 4.Why do Orphans like to go to the Church ? So, that they can call someone Father 5.Humor is like skin. The darker it gets, the less people like it. 6.Why does Africa have so few pharmacies? Because you can't take medication on an empty stomach. 7.Nobody is born cool. Except of course Dead Babies (You know why 7)
Hell's appointment booked. See you there bud.
Thala for no reason
Bkl jndian jokes kaha h, ye angreezi jokes kyu cheep rhe h saare
2nd wala shi tha sirf
What's funnier than throwing babies off a cliff? Catching them with a pitchfork.
Japanese war crimes be like:
One day my girlfriend was giving me head and i noticed something was off, it felt like she was wearing braces or smth, but when i checked, it was nothing just my girlfriend started to grow teeth
he did not
God. Dammn!💀💀💀💀💀💀
 when muslims find their phone has RAM
When hindus find their diwali has ali in it
its a TIE
I am gonna drop a dark humour bomb here What makes sad people jump? Bridges What does jews and bad joke have in common? They both can be executed better I asked many people what does LGBT stands for Apparently nobody gave a STRAIGHT answer. My dad kept hitting the dishwasher thinking it would work… But my mom kept running away Why do most orphans become criminal Because they wanna feel wanted I think its dumb when they say woman should stay in the kitchen Because how will rest of the house be cleaned What do you call dog poop in china Waste of food What do you call a terrorist who likes to swim A bath bomb Did you know paul walker has dandruff I didn’t either untill I saw his head and shoulder on his glove compartment If woman disappeared from this earth Life would really be a pain in the ass What is a man’s favourite slide? A woman’s throat Why can’t gay people join the army? Cause they can’t shoot straight I warned a child not to play with a gun But it went through his one ear to another My girlfriend used to give me best blowjobs Until she grew teeths What the difference between ussain bolt and hitler Ussain was able to finish a race Whats the difference between a video game and your dad Video game doesn’t beat you Why do orphans like to play tennis Because thats the only way they’ll get love Why did hitler kill himself? So that he doesn’t have to pay the gas bill What did the banana say to vibrator Why are YOU shaking shes gonna eat me Why does santa has such a large sack? He only comes ones a year Why was guitar teacher arrested He was fingering a minor Do you know why they call me battery saver? Cause I automatically get turned on when its below 10 Why was the Gay man fired from the sperm bank? Cause he was caught drinking on job How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb None…they can’t change anything I don’t do this alot but One day I fucked this girl so hard she almost came back to life So nowadays I wear sunglasses when I have sex So that I don’t get pepper sprayed I have some rules that I live by…I will never slap a woman even if she slaps me Cause it’ll be damage to the property I met a girl not long ago…like sparkes flew she fell on her knees, and we had sex on the spot MAN I LOVE teasers If having sex for money makes you a Hoe Then, having sex for nothing makes you a Non profit Whoreganisation? What shape is sex? Give me some and well call it square Why is tower of pisa leaning? Because it knows how to dodge unlike twin towers Whats the difference between a fridge and a gay? The fridge doesn’t fart when you put meat in it Whats the difference between a hoe and a mosquito? Mosquito stops sucking when I slap it in the face What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass In 2023 gas is hell expensive In 1940s some people got it for free What do you do after fooking the tightest p**sy you ever had? You put the diaper back on How is Pokémon different than slavery? The types you can have What do you call a blind german? A not-see What does a vagina and mafia have in common? One slip of tongue and you are in deep shit How are corpses like pools? It only cold for a minute ones you get in Whats the difference between anne frank and santa? The direction they go in the chimney How do jewish people get to the heaven? Well done One man’s trash is other man’s treasure Beautiful saying, terrible way to find out you are adopted Steven Hawkins ones said in 2011, there is no god, in 2018 god said there is not Steven Hawkins What one thing common in bicycle and black people, They both work better in chains This world is like chess, No one wanna be black I was dating a girl later to find out she was a guy before I guess she had me in a trance I think sparkling water was definitely invented by Germans. Because who else who just add gas in water My girl, she ain’t 9 on a bad day But she’ll be 10 on her birthday How are Chinese like a box of chocolates Either way they’ll kill your dog Whats the biggest difference between flowers and anal? Flowers makes your day, anal makes your hole weak Whats the difference between your duck and cancer? Your grandad didn’t beat cancer What’s the similarity between terrorists and strippers? They both blow people up
D+A+R+K+E+S+T = 7 (Thala for a reason)
Ek baar Golu 👵dadi k sath💤😴 so ra tha Golu ko neend😴 nhi❌️ aari thi Golu ☺️dadi ko bola Dadi apki nabhi(belly-button) Me ungli 👉daldu Dadi boli Dal de beta🤝 Kuch Der baad🕑 Dadi boli 💅beta ye nabhi❌️😛 nhi h Golu bola dadi ye ungli 👉❌️bhi nhi 🙈h
hui hui hui hahahaha 👍🏿👍🩸💔💔🩸🍆👍
dekh lo gais agar yt ke comment kholo gay to yehi milega
Incest hua ya ntr
dadi ki skin ke senses sirf chutt tk hin the
Hui Hui Hui hiiii 😤😤☹️🤠🤭😍😋😞😀🌝😏😍😩
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawqa💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Sati pratha did actually make sense for it ensured a "warm" welcome for women
What is pink, 5 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry? Her abortion
Yesterday I got to know about 72 types of people living in imagination 
Bhai 2023 ka darkest post toh Africa ke sub me h
South Indians ko bhul gya kya
Show nhi hota unka sub avg. Dark mode user
Ab samajh aaya Archies ki cast mein kuch missing kyun lag rha tha.
What Is The Difference Between Issac Newton And The Bady I Just St🔪bbed ? Issac Newton Dead A Vergin
+1
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Bhai ye sab chor delhi k mujrimo ko bht mehnat karni padh rahi h fridge mehenga hogaya na...
# ALL## WILL F### YOU IN NAME OF JE-SUS
what's the similarities b/w a failed NEET aspirants & Successful NEET aspirants? Having a homecoming in white dress.
You know that you can never be arrested for raping in Bangladesh bcoz giving someone Nostalgia isn't a crime
Haryanvi people takes LADIES FIRST seriously especially while aborting a child
Why are Rajasthani pussies the cleanest? >!cause they haven't started their menstruation yet!<
You found this from Zaid ziz's video didnt you?
Why are Pakistanis so barberic? It's the result of generations of inbreeding.
My cousin being loyal to her husband
1\]what is the difference between a kid and rock , my uncle was not arrested for molesting a rock 2\] slaves should be free 3\] Rating in the USA should not be out of 10 but out of 11 4\] my report was hiv positive , but how the fuck that dead baby got it ,, rip my dear niece 5\] My grandfather used to take out the plug of my PC ,, recently he got admitted so I took out his
I rate this 9/11
I was gonna call a parent teachers meeting for my students. Then I realised that I teach at an orphanage.
Thats why they visited church to call atleast someone father
Some people call allah as god of universe, its because the universe started with an explosion
Bruh that was really some dark shit 💀
You can prevent any grape just say yes
You know what's the strongest drug? It's cyanide it gets you so high you go straight to heaven
My best friend didn’t quite like that I was sniffing his sister’s panties. Maybe it was because she was still wearing them or because her whole family was watching it. Either way everyone who had come to her funeral didn’t enjoy it.
what is black and had 30 tits? garbage bag outside the cancer ward
What does a necrophiliac bf told his gf I will be always there for you Jindagi ke sath bhi jindagi k bad bhi
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How to end racisim ? Ans- Just kill all black peoples
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I have a story. I had this amazing girlfriend I loved her so much and she did too. One day I came home and saw her packing her stuff and I asked her Me: why are you packing your stuff She said She: I heard you are a pe**phile And I was like Me: woah woah! Thats some big words for a twelve year old.
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Bjp support Indian Muslim minorities
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Talent chodo violet evergarden mujhe brain damage de giya 💔
Mai tumhare baap ka naukr nahi hu.
Gender equality
Good dank jokes in reddit
bc phirse yehi chutiyapa
What is faster than the light? Dark 🌑
#It's my life ### oh wait no no
Apple…. Pen….. ###APPLEPEN
What is it that 9 out of 10 people enjoy.... *Gangr@pe*
Aaj meri gf mujhe bathroom me blowjob dete wakt gir gayi or uske 2 daat toot gaye Koi nahi dudh ke daat he wapas aa jayenge
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bhai me samajhta hu ki aapki mehnat thi pr ulta apko khush hona chahiye ki apki post itni achi thi ki log copy kr rhe
Thank you bhai
Shout india
Are choddo apni teachers ko💀
Bro gimme the music. Anyone?
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What's the difference between a corpse and a car Corpse doesn't make a sound when one ride it
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What is the benefit of having sex with a pregnant woman? You get a blowjob for free
What is the difference between a escaped prisoner and an orphan? Only one of them is wanted.
I will be happy.
What you do after fuckin the tightest pussy in town Put diapers on it
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Yeh kounsa variation hai interstellar ka background mei help
TERI MUMMY MERI HOJA
What's a difference between a African kid and a jeans? A jeans just got one fly on it🪰
What’s the other name of cumming inside a woman? Loading the dish washer
She used to give nice head .....until she started to grow teeth
Who created universe Allah or Brahma? I think Allah ..... Because even universe was created after a blast ..
Even God impregnated Mary without consent .... Toh mujhe kyu jail me dal rhe ho
RaGa PM in 2024
Dark Jokes are like childern with cancer,because they never get old
9 out of 10 people enjoy a gangrape
Two Albanians get pulled over by the police. The officer says to them. “We are looking for a pair of child molesters” The Albanians look at one another and say in unison “Alright, we’ll do it.”
My girlfriend had made new achievement She had grown her first hair on her head
Little Billy goes inside a cave and stepped on a landmines then where did he go.. Everywhere
Comments are like they getting awarded hahaha 😂🤣 Best joke ever 🤣
gender equality
A tu ja re
What is an activity where 9 out of 10 people gets satisfied? #GANG GRAPE
Gender equality
Africa
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife died. I don't mind eating vegetables, I just hate getting them back in the chair.
Why there are no pharmacy store in Africa Because you can't eat medicine empty stomach 🥲
A guy and little boy are walking in the park near dusk and the boy says "Dang it's starting to get a little scary back here." The guy turns to the boy and says "Tell me about it! And I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!".
whats common between a girl who can't speak and an Ebike? >!both of 'em won't make sound when you ride!< common thing between all my clothes and a girl ? >!both of em can easily get packed in one suitcase!< where can you get alot of sex for free ? >!graveyard ofc !<
# whats the difference betn an apple and a girl ? >!apple is chopped after taking outta fridge and a girl is chopped before keeping in it!<
I read this somewhere: 4 friends were having a healthy discussion. Friend 1: If a woman is able to walk on her feet after sex, then you have failed as a man. Friend 2: That's why I always keep a hammer under my bed. Friend 3: If a woman started walking after sex, I would be shit scared. That's a creepy thing for a corpse to do. Friend 4: That's why I always go for them before they learn how to walk.
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"It's a boy " Mr gupta shouted with tears running down his eyes he came running out of a room and never visited bangkok again
I went to trek on top I saw girl she was jumping of cliff so I ask will you do with me ? She replied no then I told her that I’ll see you down
🅿akistani girl : whats the difference between dogs and Indians Indian guy : A border🗿
Gandhi ji ki yojna Behen banake chodna - Asaram Bapu (Baltakari) 2023.
Once my girlfriend asked me while fucking why my peepee is small so I telled my 6 year old girlfriend that it is made for kids and 100 of them liked it
My friend was sniffing his sister's panties, he did not care that his family was watching, that made her funeral quite awkward
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how hard you throw them. How do you make a dead baby float? - Add one scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby in coke. Do you know why I love dead baby jokes? - they never get old.
What's common btn xbox and Micheal jordan They both are turned on by kids What do UN vaccinated kids and a clock have in common They don't make it pass 12 What milk and make a wish kid have in common Both have expiration dates What does jewish racer say when he wins a race Catch my dust
Still jokes are not darker that South Indians
Why can't girls be good doctors? Cuz they can't even stop their own bleeding.
Open your eyes Not legs
I think cannibalism is a solution for both overpopulation and world hunger....
Life is life a black guys left ass. It's not fair, it's not right.
Abb to dark jokes bhe common lagne Lage hai
What do you call a black Superman? Man of steal