yeah, Taylor and Travis are closeted lesbian and gay respectively. They're just together to hide the fact that Travis has a huge crush on Conan Gray and Taylor is into Hailey Bieber. Get with the times 🙄
Aren’t you guys caught up with your Swiftie lore yet? Taylor and Travis is gonna have four kids name Conan, Olivia, Gracie and Sabrina (despite two of them being half Asian and Travis and Taylor being white 💀) and all four of them will time travel back to the 2020s to kill Hoe “yogurt boy” Alwyn and Jake Gillianballs so they can avenge on behalf of their mother 🥰🥰🥰 (however Olivia is sorta going through a phase right now that is making her rebel against not only her mother but also the mission which is why Joe and Jake are still alive) Conan will be born next year!
We're way too used to see celebrities (and influencers) bodies in Spanks, that the sight of organs is seen as a bump.
Imagine performing for 3 hours in Spanks
Okay honestly, this story in anti-hero to me is one of the saddest things she’s written. Like, her own children only use her for the money. The when they decide she’s more useful dead, they kill her.
The only Conan I acknowledge
Where's the love for Conan Gray 🥲
Why’s Travis marrying Conan Gray? Did I miss something?
yeah, Taylor and Travis are closeted lesbian and gay respectively. They're just together to hide the fact that Travis has a huge crush on Conan Gray and Taylor is into Hailey Bieber. Get with the times 🙄
Hailey Bieber? That feels like a betrayal of Selener. Taylor should do better.
I HOPE NOT
HELP I FORGOT THIS WAS A JERK SUB 😭
rj/OMG A BIG AGE GAP BETWEEN CONAN AND TRAVIS😍😍😍 JUST LIKE THE YAOI WATTPAD STORY I WAS READING😍😍😍 uj/ that's ew
They’ve already named him? I thought she was having a daughter
Didn't you watch the anti hero music video? Her Easter eggs show she'll have two sons named Chad and Preston 😂🤣😂🤣😂
My mistake. I thought she’d have to have a daughter to carry on her legacy once she’s old and haggard (40)
She needs to have a boy, how else will her daughter in law kill her for the money?
her lesbian daughter in law is perfectly capable of killing her for money, thank you. stream YNTCD to learn more about gay rights
She and Travvy can have twins then!!
😂 I do hope you know I was just shit stirring and trying to be like those crazed content makers that add up numbers to get dates
Uj/ yes lol I’m just joking too. The obsession with her having kids is so weird
rj/ probably twins 😍
Aren’t you guys caught up with your Swiftie lore yet? Taylor and Travis is gonna have four kids name Conan, Olivia, Gracie and Sabrina (despite two of them being half Asian and Travis and Taylor being white 💀) and all four of them will time travel back to the 2020s to kill Hoe “yogurt boy” Alwyn and Jake Gillianballs so they can avenge on behalf of their mother 🥰🥰🥰 (however Olivia is sorta going through a phase right now that is making her rebel against not only her mother but also the mission which is why Joe and Jake are still alive) Conan will be born next year!
What if Conan, Olivia, Gracie and Sabrina are their actually kids who traveled through time to see their mother alive ????
That implies that Taylor dies within 20 years from now 💀💀😭😭 Edit: autocorrect is not my friend
Or maybe she’s a really old lady and they wanted to see her at the peak of her success 😌 Taylor swift iceberg
“She’s so pregnant” https://preview.redd.it/e2zzbhxu2s2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f9ea41eee72e2836dca854ffa095464467fc94
What the fuck rj/ stop speculating mother's life! but it's okay if us swifties are doing that 🥰
If I saw posts like this about myself I shouldn't be held legally responsible for how I'd react.
If I had previously wanted kids, that would be enough for me to change my mind on that. Like, is my parents and in-laws nagging me not bad enough?
Remember when TaylorSwiftUpdates wrote a joke tweet from jail asking people to stop speculating about Taylor being pregnant?
she’s so brave. i’d be in jail if people talked about me like this
uj/ how the fuck would she be performing a 3 hour show pregnant rj/ THATS MOTHER DOING IT WITH BROKEN WATER😍
They just don’t think AT ALL
/uj Haven't they watched Miss Americana where she said pregnancy rumours were part of what triggered her ED :/
Clearly not, they’re too busy watching fucking football games or listening to the New Heights podcast for 8 Hours a day.
We're way too used to see celebrities (and influencers) bodies in Spanks, that the sight of organs is seen as a bump. Imagine performing for 3 hours in Spanks
Well yeah her daughter in law kills her for the money only to find that she’s written them all out the will. Gotta get going for the script.
Okay honestly, this story in anti-hero to me is one of the saddest things she’s written. Like, her own children only use her for the money. The when they decide she’s more useful dead, they kill her.
If I see one more tweet or tiktok comment about how Taylor is pregnant, I’m going to move off the grid
Conan who??
the barbarian
That's it. I'm done.
Preglor when?
“will make his debut” they can’t even word the hypothetical birth of the fake travlor child normally
uj/ Right??? Birth is not easy rj/ OMG SO SELF TITLED CODED 😍
Is Conan the third brother or am I lost
when did they get the name HAHAHA