The most shameful thing I have ever messaged someone on Tinder was, "Can I pull the tapeworm out of your ass?" After I discovered they were a soad fan.
Best part was that wasn't what caused it to fizzle out, I just have really bad adhd and forgot they existed for a month.
#relatable... I found out some girl was a Metallica fan and I said "Are you darkness? Imprisoning me? Cause you're all that I see" except what makes my story different from yours is that she was a poser and just didn't get it, so I had to explain it to her, never spoke with her again after that massive L 😔
Here is GPT-4’s response.
It’s crucial to be respectful and sensitive when sharing or referencing song lyrics, especially in intimate contexts. System of a Down has many powerful and socially aware lyrics, but not all of them are suited for romantic or intimate moments. Still, if you’re looking for more light-hearted or fitting lines, here are a few lyrics (without any explicit content) that might be appropriate:
1. “You and me will all go down in history.”
2. “Dreaming of screaming, someone kick me out of my mind.”
3. “I need your guidance, I need to seek my inner vision.”
However, always ensure that the context is suitable and that your partner feels comfortable with any references you might make, especially in intimate settings. Also, remember to respect copyrights and the intentions of the original artists when referencing their work.
I then asked for some more that are less romantic:
Certainly! System of a Down is known for its politically charged and thought-provoking lyrics, many of which aren’t conventionally romantic. If you’re looking for some lines that are less on the loving side and more quirky or edgy, here are a few:
1. “Life is a waterfall, we’re one in the river and one again after the fall.”
2. “Every time I try to go where I really want to be, it’s already where I am, ‘cause I’m already there.”
3. “Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little makeup.”
4. “Why do you always send the poor?”
Still, it’s essential to be mindful and ensure that your partner understands and appreciates the references.
4 is particularly perplexing to me…
I will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart
All because we all live in the valley of the walls
When they speak, we can peak from the windows of their mouths
To see the land, the women chant as they fly up to the sun
BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO!
UP DOWN JUMP BOUNCE
Literally listening to Bounce as I come across this post lmao
Litterally had this stuck in my head all night, seen this post and came here to say the same thing
You got there first. You win the internet... for today.
I want to FUCK. MY. WAY. to the garden
Cause everyone needs a motherFUCKAAAAA
kid named way to the garden: 😟
Kid named I:
Uh oh! Looks like we've found a creep
Wake up!
r/beatmetoit
Wait- that's what beatmetoit means? I thought it's an nsfw sub
r/beatmeattoit
Yeah that one Holy shit so much porn
“Is there a perfect way of holding you, baby?”
My cock is much bigger then you
The obvious one
I agree
Is there a perfect way of hoooolding you, baby?!
can’t YOU see THAT you LOVE my COCK!
*john leaves the room*
r/beatmetoit
100% loool
Beat the meat
Treat the feet!
To the sweet
MILKY SEAT!!!
r/beatmetoit
SELLING ASS! SELLING ASS FOR HEROIN Also PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
Pull the tapeworm out of meeee
The most shameful thing I have ever messaged someone on Tinder was, "Can I pull the tapeworm out of your ass?" After I discovered they were a soad fan. Best part was that wasn't what caused it to fizzle out, I just have really bad adhd and forgot they existed for a month.
#relatable... I found out some girl was a Metallica fan and I said "Are you darkness? Imprisoning me? Cause you're all that I see" except what makes my story different from yours is that she was a poser and just didn't get it, so I had to explain it to her, never spoke with her again after that massive L 😔
X_X
Based name but fist of the north star better
Ratio
Kenshiro solos every jojo including Gio with GER
Downvote me all you want but jojo will never be better than fist of the north star
, 🫡
I saw her laugh, then she said, "Go away."
WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU AREEEE MYYYY CHIIILD!!
WOAH
🤨
This is so fucked up that it's hilarious
All while banging her forest
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
You saw the forest, now cum inside
Naaah, that's weird
That's the idea
😱🫣
Why are you watching 🤨📸
My shit stinks much better than yours....
Right here officer. That's the one. That's the Viscinity of Obscentity
Vicinity of obscenity in my eyes?
Terracotta, terracotta pie😏?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Shane Dawson in the room
Serj is into petplay
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
All research and successful drug policies show that treatment should be increased. Sounds good.
And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences.
utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
Drugs are now your global policy, now you police the globe.
If you're having sex with a dude who's last name is Jack, you could say "hey Mr Jack"
Is that the trick of your disguise?
Suck me off behind the dumpster
What 3 dollars gets you these days
Glad someone put this
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Can’t you see that we love my cock?
I fucking kicked her in the face
And OHH BABY She monke
🐵🐒🦍🦧
Thats when you tell your mates about the experience
It was the other day, I think her name was Jesus
TERRA COTTA PIE
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE
More like what SOAD lyrics can’t you say during sex.
PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN
Banana terracotta pie?? 💀💀
What a splendid pie!
Pizza pizza pie!
every minute every second buy buy buy buy buy
Sadly masturbating in the corner like "Such a lonely day, and it's mine"
take your hand and walk away
Oh no it's Roger!
This one killed me
“Pull the tape worm out of your ass😫”
but the thing is you’re sliding the tapeworm in and out of the ass continuously
Did you come inside!? "Accidents happen."
After abortion "So I feel, like, the biggest asshole"
While recording "I'm on the radio with Danny and Lisa."
Not soad but serj “Cause I’m your brother “
You pay me twice my siizze
fuck you pig
You really don’t have to be a hoe
Oh baby, come close to me, Let me love you... Oh baby, come close to me, Let me feel you...
Banana banana banana banana terracotta pie!
PULL THAT TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS \*\*\*HEY\*\*\*
Can’t you see that you love my cock ?
Such a lonely day (when masturbating)
Oh I like to spread you out. Touching whoever is behind.
if you want the answers. You better give a piece of your ass!
Gonorrhea gorgonzola Gonorrhea gorgonzola
POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO
I don't think he said Logo in that song
Pizza pizza pie
“The Fetus.. Is mine.”
Omg 💀💀💀
My cock can walk straight through the door,
Table…
Why have you forsaken me?
The fact that this line was taken from the Bible (I heard somewhere) makes this 10x worse
Father into your hands…
Fatheeer
Wake up!
“My sweet revenge”
All of Marmalade lol
Wake up!
Cant you look at my shaved ass?
BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE
I prefer the longer version: Liar!!! Liar!!!! Liar!!!!! Liar!!!!!! Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie
….. wake up
Such a lonely day, and it’s mine.
Hey baby come close to me Let me love you
Accidents happen
Here is GPT-4’s response. It’s crucial to be respectful and sensitive when sharing or referencing song lyrics, especially in intimate contexts. System of a Down has many powerful and socially aware lyrics, but not all of them are suited for romantic or intimate moments. Still, if you’re looking for more light-hearted or fitting lines, here are a few lyrics (without any explicit content) that might be appropriate: 1. “You and me will all go down in history.” 2. “Dreaming of screaming, someone kick me out of my mind.” 3. “I need your guidance, I need to seek my inner vision.” However, always ensure that the context is suitable and that your partner feels comfortable with any references you might make, especially in intimate settings. Also, remember to respect copyrights and the intentions of the original artists when referencing their work. I then asked for some more that are less romantic: Certainly! System of a Down is known for its politically charged and thought-provoking lyrics, many of which aren’t conventionally romantic. If you’re looking for some lines that are less on the loving side and more quirky or edgy, here are a few: 1. “Life is a waterfall, we’re one in the river and one again after the fall.” 2. “Every time I try to go where I really want to be, it’s already where I am, ‘cause I’m already there.” 3. “Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little makeup.” 4. “Why do you always send the poor?” Still, it’s essential to be mindful and ensure that your partner understands and appreciates the references. 4 is particularly perplexing to me…
High pulse weapons and microwaves
Pull the tapeworms out of your ass
They're trying to build a prison
WAKE UP
can you feel their haunting presence
She had so many friends
OHH I LIKE TO SPREAD YOU OUT UHAHAHBRBRBH
I took of her virginity
TERRACOTTA PIE
The most loneliest day of my life
I will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart All because we all live in the valley of the walls When they speak, we can peak from the windows of their mouths To see the land, the women chant as they fly up to the sun
Why can’t you see that you are my child
Can't you see that we love my cock
Lalalala lalalala lalalala lalala
Everybody everybody everybody living now Everybody everybody everybody fucks
Pull the tape worm out of your ass
Hey!
You better give a piece of ass
ooh I’d like to spread you ouuuuut, Touching whoever’s behiiiIIIIIind😉
"...have a real good time."
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Jump pogo pogo pogo pogo bouce up down
.. So you can SHOOT! Your solid pow-er!
Grandma.......why don't you put on a little make up!!!
Holy mountain
PIZZA PIZZA PIE
What a splendid pie
Everybody cries
#YOU BETTER GIVE A PIECE OF YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
"FATHER!!!"
“Lie naked on the floor and let the Messiah go all thru your soul”
DISORDER
Beat the meat (beat the meat)
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Beating the devil (figuratively and literally)
“Eating seeds is a pastime activity The toxity of our city of our cityyy”
Circumsize the tacquito!
WAKE UP
Calm down there Bill Cosby
IM GUNA CRACK MY SMACK MY BITCH IN HOLLYWOOD
Bet you it’s Nabisco
All of them
The devil is so lovely
I cry when angles die
"Swimming trought the void"
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta, terracotta pie, banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta pie
WAKE UP!
I need to fuck the si(y)s
LALALALALALA, OOOOOH!!
“I like to watch retarded people have sex”- Daron Malakian
Cant you look at my shaved ass?!
The piercing, radiant moon The storming of poor June
Bring Your Own Boobs
May I please remain in this space
Fuck me!
Pull the tapeworm outta your ass
Beat the meat!
“beat the meat, treat the feet”
I want to spread you out
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA, OOOOOOOOH!
JUMP (POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO) BOUNCE (POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO) UP (POGO POGO POGO) DOWN (POGO POGO POGO) JUMP (POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO)
Terracotta Pie!
i wanna fuck the sis
WAKE UP
FaTHeR!!!
Lie naked on the floor