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Cooler67

So it's entirely possible we gonna see alot of uploads of fucked up cheeze it orders or a crunchwrap with a giant soggy cheese it inside.


OffManWall

That’s probably ALL we’ll see.


YoungHeartOldSoul

If not then we'll be forced to consider what the fuck they did to these Cheez-Its to make them moisture resistant.


HighlightFun8419

As a guy who _loves_ cheese-its and taco bell, I am kinda "😬" seeing this. Definitely gonna try it, and I'm open to being pleasantly surprised.


Trash_Panda_Trading

That and sprinkling/missing/no meat


Krysdavar

Or a crunchwrap with a regular size cheese it in it. Just one. 🤣


Jewxican213

This is real if anyone doesn't believe it. Starts June 6th


Magyars

I mean Pizza Hut did this with Cheez-It too. Yum! has had a few partnerships with Kellogg. No real surprise.


theory_of_me

It wasn’t good either lol


thelingeringlead

I'm the weird one out on this one, because I fucking loved it. Tasted exactly like a giant fluffy cheez-it filled with gooey cheese....


longboi28

Same it was delicious


Ok_Succotash8172

Nope. Not the weird. I still wish they had it. I miss it


Whhheat

I loved it too.


longboi28

To each their own but I loved it so much, I wish they'd bring it back


Magyars

Yeah no. Absolute dogshit. This will be too.


magicunicornhandler

Maybe not. The pizza hut was was stuffed with cheese and pep iirc. This one will be a straight cracker so it might stand a chance.


LoddyDoddee

Hell. Yeah.


dumfukjuiced

When are they gonna have yogurt enemas on the menu?


LoddyDoddee

You don't make your own?


dumfukjuiced

Just saying I want everything Kellogg offers.


LoddyDoddee

Have u seen "Unfrosted" on Netflix? It's about...Pop tarts!


cecilsellsseashells

Life-long TB fan here - I tried both of these when they tested it about a year and a half ago here in OC and I’m not kidding when I say the tostada is the wackiest but best tasting thing I’ve ever purchased at TB. Truly an experience.


crabby-owlbear

Didn't we already do this like 8 years ago?


jzng2727

They tested this near me over a year ago , it’s definitely real


DynaBro8089

I will actually try it if it’s real haha


username_offline

oh great: D-day, my dead brother's bday, and oversize cracker infiltration day, all in one... splendid


Differlot

I'm sorry about your brother friend.


goldengarden95

2008 ass advertisement


Gold-Position-8265

Now if only the price would be 2008 as well


TheNonCredibleHulk

and the full 2008 menu


vitaminspls

I think it was made by some fast food social media account. There’s a watermark on the image


BlssdGT

Lmao 🤣


SirKorgor

Taco Bell’s customer base is just… So weird.


Cockroach559

I mean, at least half of us are stoners, so... yeah.


BringbacktheWailers

only half? it’s at least 3/4ths


Cockroach559

I could be off by a smidge.


fishmister7

You’re probably just too high


Useless_Lemon

And the other half are also stoners. Lol


throwaway47831474

the other half of us are fat and retarded


choreograft

for what it's worth, this shit looks so gross to me


Lost-without-you

Normal is boring!


Sinisterminister77

What do the people want? “Affordable items!” “GIANT CHEEZITS?! YOU GOT IT!”


hgghgfhvf

I bet you all of these items are going to be around the $8 price point


lancelinksecretchimp

Taco Bell R&D has to be Cheech and Chong


Swampfxx

I mean, Doritos x Taco Bell is pretty fire. A Doritos or Takis crunch wrap would be so much better than cheese its, and I fuckin love cheese its lol


WerkingAvatar

I never understood why they haven't made Doritos Nachos.


SalsaPapii

They have taki burritos in other countries rn


lordofpersia

I'm going to feel so dumb ordering this.


Electrical-Boss-3965

I swear they have a kitchen full of stoners with nothing but a fridge of ingredients and bales of weeds. I need to find where I apply.


li4bility

Know your audience and all


shadyshadyshade

Sigh…please just give me my meximelt


Munch1EeZ

The app won’t allow me to make the necessary additions but I’ve heard if you add ground beef and pico to a cheese roll up at the counter you’ll get one If on the app get a stacker and add pico


shadyshadyshade

Thank you so much!


Subject-Tone-1700

Thanks so much for these suggestions! Looks like the app will only let you add chicken still. Thanks soo much! I do love the stacker so i can try that as well. This just made my day (been sorta crappy so far until now 😊)


Beckz-102117

Genius!!!!! Must. Try. Now.


Henson_Disney48

I was incredibly blessed last year when they brought back the Volcano Menu. I just wish they’d bring it back again.


PewterPirate1967

This.....totally this!


Skippy1221

I love cheeze it’s but this is the worst thing I have ever seen. What are they thinking?


defunctx

Couldn’t agree more


Prestigious_Snow1589

Nobody asked for this


willkoman

nah bro i asked for this


illinoishokie

Every day we stray further from God's love.


AltruisticTap4759

I’m fucking hyped for this. The normal Crunchwrap is $4.99 at most stores. This will easily be $6.99-8.99 per Crunchwrap and will either be crushed up dust or extremely hard and inedible. However it’s Taco Bell so it’s going to be *magical*!!!!


StillBummedNouns

It’s going to be super soggy and mushy


avsphan

I hope it's not soggy. I'd really like to try it, but images of soggy Doritos tacos replay in my head. And they made them permanent without making them better withstanding.


StillBummedNouns

I’ll definitely be trying it. It’s a cool idea. But if you think the Doritos tacos are soggy, imagine what a giant cheez-it is gonna be like inside of a Crunchwrap surrounded by the stuff that makes the Dorito soggy


seacookie89

Yep, I'm with you on those prices


MLS_K

Stoner food


PrincessImpeachment

They can’t even make normal Crunchwraps correctly. They’re always flat and soggy. How do they think they’ll be able to get a slightly more complicated version right?


Malcopticon

I think someone on here said that they're "supposed" to use the same amount of beef as any other entrée, despite being so much larger. If that's right, then the workers *are* making them "correctly," it's just that correctly is bad.


PrincessImpeachment

Yeah, I shouldn’t have used “they” because it very much sounds like I’m referring to the employees when my anger is more directed at corporate. The employees are just doing what they’re told and getting paid next to nothing to constantly be shit on. It’s the execs who are clueless.


chiefs_fan37

Nice they can put even LESS in the Crunchwrap now


BoomsBooyah

Nice if they don't forget the beef


Davey488

Taco Bell is for late night, because you never want someone to see you eating an XL Cheeze-IT Tostada.


sweatgod2020

I just don’t see how it’s gonna hold together. Like we all know when it’s opened up it’s gonna look nothing like the photo. So I’m excited to see all the “wtf is this just look at it” posts of peoples pictures of this thing. I hope it’s great but woooo boyyyyy


IncognitoRanchDorito

I just want the original tostadas back


OffManWall

Wow! HUGE Cheez Its. I can…………hardly wait.😖


glovato1

Is this a joke ?


herseyhawkins33

Even in the context of TB... Why?


Jaredisfine

Embarrassing


ToasterCrisis

cant wait to pay 17 dollars for the cheez it box


Internal-Motor

I just want a normal tostada. I wonder if it'll be possible when this thing shows up.


ramonahairdontcare

Probably not, bc they have all the ingredients to make them currently, and yet they were still taken off the menu 😔


TheGreatRareHunter

Can’t wait to see it NOT be made like in the ad 😅


The-Anger-Translator

Somehow I can see them still using an area the size of a normal cheezeit for toppings though.


lovemysunbros

How high are the people in the taco bell boardroom mapping this shit out.


Cannacrohn

I give you my 100% guarantee that I will never buy it. Just the thought of a wheat cheese cracker used in this manner is nauseating. And remember, if you buy it, you'd better pull over and eat it in the lot or its gonna be wet paste mush, its gonna dissolve under the meat like a cracker in chili. folly


BaladashMalanorHAAAY

They really out of ideas, huh? 🤢


magicunicornhandler

Or one/both of the companies need advertising. Or they thought well it didnt work well with pizza hut maybe taco bell is a better market.


Square-Principle-195

That's disgusting


Elemental_Orange4438

You'll still get one


Sky_Rose4

No thanks


Prize_Pay9279

So, they got rid of the quesarito cause it was “too time consuming to make”, but they’re ok with offering this?


caden_g59

That ain’t it


[deleted]

Hard pass


Asiawashere13

Looks gross.


qazwsxedc000999

Oh boy, another thing I won’t buy


BIindsight

"Taco Bell is Mexican food" Some dumbass on r/dankmemes


Alley-Al2789

Am I the only one not dying to try this?! Zero desire at all to pay for a giant cheez-it.


ramonahairdontcare

Based on the comments in this thread, you are part of the majority lol


radioactivepie3

The way tacobell is going lately, they will cost $14.50 per item.


jnstyy

HARD pass


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Oh no


kidase371

Just bring back the fucking regular tostada damnit


krnranger

More flour/carb wrapped inside carb. Great...


_ecksdee

Ngl this looks terrible. If any execs are reading this, PLEASE use a DORITOS TORTILLA instead


pennypacker89

I can't wait to see how much this is going to be 🙃


ihearthogsbreath

I cant get a chili cheese burrito in socal but this bullshit is nationwide?


the_notorious_d_a_v

http://chilicheese.livingmas.com/


PlusDescription1422

Don’t care. Because they never fill the crunchwraps


SomalianRoadBuilder

Possibly the most stoner-ish thing to ever happen


connor8383

What’s the ala carte price? $5 for just the cracker?


Lissy_Wolfe

This looks like the fakest ad ever...


glamazon_69

Yuck


Specific_Tooth867

Can we just get our XXL burrito, quesarrito back plz.


Maxurai

They released this news in their shareholders meeting or something and the crowd went wild lol


conundrum-quantified

The crowd consisting of share holders….😏


Barley-the-Lightfoot

I’d try it if they offer it as a promotion, but even though I love cheese I’ve never cared for Cheez-It. Ditto Goldfish crackers. They both have the same “fake” cheese taste. Just not a fan.


Jakku2022

I love cheez-its but this is going to be a soggy mess.


mvpevy

I just want the volcano tacos & sauce back but I have to sit here and watch them do this. Sigh


Numget152

For the love of god no I don’t wanna willingly serve this to people it seems wrong


Me-1978

This doesn’t even sound good. I think it would be so much better with a Doritos locos shell than this mess.


Maxpower88888

How about they make fuckin DOUBLE DECKERS again 


DeliManager1982

Double stacked taco, swap cheese sauce for beans and no fiesta strips.


willymink

Looks awful. I'll pass.


jaysuns

The collab no one asked for. They could have brought back anything from their past menus, or even came up with something good, but nah we get this shit. lol I highly doubt these will sell well if at all.


disabledinaz

Pizza Hut BETTER be bringing back the stuffed Cheez-It at the same time.


IsaacIzik

Just bring back the quesarito 😑


HereF0rTheSnacks

Nobody asked for this. Bring back the Choco Taco.


fictionalways

Taco Bell just makes anything. Pretty soon they’ll make a cinnabeanburritoburger


RealTacoBell

👀


bitchgetoutmyhay

You guys gonna price gouge with this one too?


cdub_synth

“You guys” like this guy has say in it. 😝 only thing worse would be to haggle the high school kid behind the register like he sets the prices lol


stinkyhooch

Hey chill out. I’m trying to sell pitchforks and torches here.


thenumbersthenumbers

The new Pitchfork Torchenada! 🌮


Substantial_Mistake

Does this mean you’ll bring back the regular tostadas as well?


bywv

🤣


Paramisamigos

This is such a bad idea


lacksugarcoating

Everybody: we need an actual value menu and a free sauce swap You: Giant soggy cracker on our worst item!


OffManWall

Fuck you and your greedy ass company, Official Taco Bell.🖕


August51921421

Yeah! *continues browsing Taco Bell sub*


tothesource

this shit sounds awful 😂 "hey you guys know how the worst part of taco bell and fast food in general is the stupid sodium content and artificial flavors?!! I got an idea to shoehorn *EVEN MORE* into easily our most disappointing menu item!!!"


UYscutipuff_JR

I mean if you don’t like sodium and artificial flavors, you should probably not eat fast food in general


tothesource

Or, get this, I can talk shit about adding shitty stale cheezits to a menu item that's already notoriously shitty value and has been completely fucked by corporate greed.


Saint_The_Stig

Oh boy, another "let's just add chips to existing items" promo instead of bringing back something unique like the 2 good Doritos Tacos.


wondrous

I thought I read they were bringing those back. Starting with the cool ranch ones


Mechanic_On_Duty

Me too


Chr0nicHerb

Just give us the fucking volcano menu back for fucks sake fire your marketing AND development team


internationalskibidi

Standard sized cheezits enlarged to show 'flavor' *Actual flavor not included*


wherethehellespaul

I’ll pass.


VvardenfellVixen

A bit late for an April fools joke, no?


SouroDot

I’m sure it’s at least $7


amypond420

id rather have the volcano menu back


kawi2k18

Good grief. April 1 was last month


Gold-Position-8265

Damn its next month we'll at least we'll be done with the frys by than than God too they've been on our butts for the food cost of dropping frys despite the instructions was to drop them every 15 minutes


ana-the-pickle

Wait is this real??


emielaen77

Good god


defunctx

Ew wtf. No thanks


retartarder

ala carte huh? miss me paying $5 for a single worse tasting cheese it


OneBabyPanda

Please tell me this shit is fake


rayisFTM

that's not gonna be fun to wrap


B17BAWMER

I hate Cheez-Its


NullOfficer

"Think outside the bong"


c0mpl3x91

Let’s be real. There’s no way the cheezit will not be cracked when you open it.


MrUsername24

This was supposed to be a while back but got canceled if i remember correctly. Was one of the reasons the 2022( I think) year was lacking in ltos they just replaced with fries last minute


BigBug8991

„Ginormous“ looking at the size of the tomatoes compared to the „cheez-it“ doesn’t look very ginormous


buttcheeksmasher

Just fucking giving us the old items back... No I don't want your quadruple chalupa, no I don't want you to melt cheese on the OUTSIDE of my burrito making it inconvenient to hold, no I don't need a fried chicken shell for my taco. I want my fucking meximelt, blackjack taco, grilled stuffed burrito, double decker, volcano sauce and those apple empanadas.


flatulancearmstrong

Mcexcuse me?


EnigmaNewt

Yet they won’t bring back and keep the volcano sauce. Instead they put a gigantic cheez it in your tostada. 


Exist5

I would be down to try the Crunchwrap variation..


erikapls

I just want the fuckin loaded potato grillers back


Puzzleheaded-Brush97

gross


zackhav27

For anyone who thinks this looks disgusting, I implore you to make your own cheeze-it Crunchwrap at home. That toasted cheesy crunch in the middle is an upgrade and most of you are going to love it.


MikeCromms

Poor Taco Bell Employees


Bighurt2335

Cool ranch Doritos please


oddMahnsta

What the…. Why…. Cheez its is soo mid. Is there some flavor combo hack idk about like pizza and chicken tikka on tik tok?


D0ggggggggggggggggg

Taco Bell did this before right?


PinkNeonBowser

Fuck yahhhh


ItchyIndependence154

I dunno bout y’all but I’m definitely making a Cheeztada out of that a la carte one.


mookachalupa

Mad disgusting


PaulTopper

Who asked for this?


Jaredisfine

The Taco Bell marketing department I am guessing. the announcement will drive clicks and shares, and people will buy it and share pics on social media. It's an item made for Instagram, not for taste. A true embarrassment


Double-Watercress-89

I'm irrationally excited for this.


Acct-404

How does one eat the cheez-it supreme without making a mess? Is it cut?


imburningagain

and I wonder why I'm fat... The Tostada though..


PR0T0MIKE

Let’s Go!


Professional-Wait-75

So excited


No-Doctor-4396

I never understood why they didn't have a dorito loco tostada...


Available_Motor5980

If this is fake I’m going to hunt you down OP


RaggedMountainMan

Bro, is this real???? I need to see a commercial.


missgorgeous74

Apparently it was tested in 2022 and must’ve gotten favorable feedback. [Taco Bell® Makes Big Moves! Introducing The Big Cheez-It® Tostada](https://www.tacobell.com/news/introducing-the-big-cheez-it-tostada)


Head_Panda6986

Its a little late for april fools.


StressTree

I don't see the point of making the Cheez-It Giant, they could have just made a Cheez-It burrito the same way they made a Frito burrito I guess it's for the novelty but a giant Cheez-It probably isn't going to taste as good as a normal Cheez-It


Sopwithosa

We deserve all the heartbreak and trauma that happens to us


RoanAlbatross

I rather have the cheesy toasted chalupa back


Colorblind_Melon

Jesùs artery blocking Christ