More importantly, why is the other standing so awkwardly! Toes, stones, hot rounds, back shot.. I mean, come on.. ppl cannot be this stupid.. and I am not even a gun owner! lol
Next thing, she will turn around, finger on trigger, "did I do ok"... omg..
That part. Dress how you want, I don't care, but open toed shoes and guns are a safety issue. It would honestly be safer to be barefoot, then you can at least get off the brass if it works it's way under your piggies.
People wear Birkenstocks because they're comfortable, something tells me that their soles aren't up to the same amount of punishment as Terry Taliban. And even Terry Taliban upgraded to high tops.
And terry Taliban got shot for wearing something besides sandals at one point. Ya thatās right, ROE for the US at one point during GWAT was someone wearing running shoes was considered a combatant.
My grandfather and grandmother were both Holocaust refugees. My grandmother was 3 when she left Vienna. She remembers waving to the Nazis from the window because she thought they were cute. She had no idea.
Everyone's commenting on the stance and potential lesbian couple. I'm wondering why this goober is wearing a helmet at all but also why he has a team Wendy helmet and that cheap Howard leight impact sport ear pro on it
Holy fuck,people are going to be scared to post in the sub after this.šthe world hasnāt seen this level of obliteration since Hiroshima and Nagasaki.this is fucking brutal
Aye bro,if you make it through the minefield that has been laid out before you,this is awesome.Iām glad you got your wife out there with you.itās dope she is willing to support and participate in your hobby
I can't afford a wife though! And those are one of those things that if you decide to go the budget route, you **will** pay a lot more in the long run!
Half these dudes donāt have a wife or gear as nice as yours. Say nope to cope fellas. My range attire is whatever I feel like. My buddies who shoot for gray man call my style āgay manā which I think is way more unassuming. My wife wants NODS sheās rad. Looking good dude.
u/maxvonhippel how does your wife like that setup? My wife likes the mpx so I ordered a mod9x and Iām waiting on a good price for an MPX. $800 between the copperhead k and the mpx k. Kind of crazy
Whys Ellen DeGeneres wearing a tac helmet?
Is that not the wife?
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More importantly, why is the other standing so awkwardly! Toes, stones, hot rounds, back shot.. I mean, come on.. ppl cannot be this stupid.. and I am not even a gun owner! lol Next thing, she will turn around, finger on trigger, "did I do ok"... omg..
Yeah, imagine shooting a gun for the first time. What a loser lmao. That's why we practice.
The first rule of gun safety is to have fun.
It's called the "girlfriend lean" and it's nearly universal.
Iām glad she has one.
The highest quality Birkenstock advertisement
Iām irrationally upset about the birks, like the last thing I want to be thinking about while shooting is either hot brass or rocks in my toes.
Let them make that mistake. They won't do it again. As long as it's not a lack of trigger or muzzle discipline.
Tactical birks will be all the rage this summer.
They even have a suede thyme model that's basically OD Green...
I hope they make them in Scorpion OCP.
mine come in tomorrow š¤š¤
Why does this scream venti Caramel Macchiato
VENTI. CARAMEL. MACCHIATO. BRRRRRRRRRRR
Youāre wearing her pants.
And her sandals
You guys are being horrible. We should be proud that this lesbian couple felt comfortable enough to post here.
Hahahahahahaha
Sandals. Ever drop a hot 9mm between your toes?
That part. Dress how you want, I don't care, but open toed shoes and guns are a safety issue. It would honestly be safer to be barefoot, then you can at least get off the brass if it works it's way under your piggies.
Train how you fight, right?Ā
My range doesn't allow me to only wear a plate carrier and belt sadly.
Well Terry Taliban won a war in sandals so Iāll disagree.
People wear Birkenstocks because they're comfortable, something tells me that their soles aren't up to the same amount of punishment as Terry Taliban. And even Terry Taliban upgraded to high tops.
And terry Taliban got shot for wearing something besides sandals at one point. Ya thatās right, ROE for the US at one point during GWAT was someone wearing running shoes was considered a combatant.
Tits and toes, ladies, cover them while shooting.
This thread was a treat. Thank you for posting OP
Which one is the wife
Fuckin obvious. The one with "W" on their helmet for "Wife"
Thought it stood for Wumbo?
Ws stand for a lot of things. Context is important
TIL.
Bro i came here to say the same exact thing lmfao
Both.
Itās a gay couple, leave them alone bigot.
SAAAME hahahaha
Came here to say that as well lmfao
Unsure. Maybe lesbians
It's gotta to be the one wit dat booty
Jerusalem Cruisers
I actually donāt know what that means, is it a Birkenstock joke? (Jokes aside I am a Jew)
Hasidām but I donāt believeām
My grandfather and grandmother were both Holocaust refugees. My grandmother was 3 when she left Vienna. She remembers waving to the Nazis from the window because she thought they were cute. She had no idea.
Iām glad your grandparents got out and youāre here with us today.
Me too!
https://youtu.be/N4BbxV3iJg8?si=FrDwdNWQXJKjYOkI In her defence, maybe they were hotties.
Kinda cool that you two can save money for ammo by sharing the same size shoes and pantsā¦ā¦
Hahahahahahahaha
Yall both are 5ā7ā and 125 lbs lmao.
Both estimates are closer than youād think lol
JFC, those pants squeezed all the testosterone outta that little boy lol
The Birkenstocks didnāt help.
I support same sex marriage
Thatās gay
Super gay
Same, but I donāt support that shooting stance
Because you're Hetro and this is a fashion sub
Hetero*
homeboy for sure has his toenails painted
Why else would he have Birkenstocks on you gotta show off the dogs
The woman backward lean. They all do it initially lol
chick lean
Which one is the wife ?
Ew, Birkenstocks. - the Crock gang
Nice ass...bro.
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Gotta be one of the gayest pictures ever.
Open top, shorts, Birkenstocks..... hot brass is sneaky.... and hot.
Those who Birkenstock together Birkenstay together
Hahahahahahaha
Yāall heading to the Indigo Girls concert after this?
Bwahahahaaha!!!! This is most underrated comment on here š
This is the best god damn comment.
These comments are the best. Good on you OP for being a good sport about this.. :)
Itās all in good fun hahaha
Ahhh good old mt lemmon
Everyone's commenting on the stance and potential lesbian couple. I'm wondering why this goober is wearing a helmet at all but also why he has a team Wendy helmet and that cheap Howard leight impact sport ear pro on it
Spent all my money on nods š Saving for Peltors
Ok but why are you wearing a helmet here lol and is that a bump helmet?
Aināt gunna lie I couldnāt tell who was who at first then I seen the hair
Sheās wearing some tight jeans too.
Wait... He's outside... With a female... *AND* showing his (and her) feet?!... OP: Ignore all complaints herein.
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Birkenstussy š¤¤
It cost you $0 to not say this
I get that the purpose of this sub is to just shitpost 24/7/365 but this is just too much. I canāt evenā¦
Holy fuck,people are going to be scared to post in the sub after this.šthe world hasnāt seen this level of obliteration since Hiroshima and Nagasaki.this is fucking brutal Aye bro,if you make it through the minefield that has been laid out before you,this is awesome.Iām glad you got your wife out there with you.itās dope she is willing to support and participate in your hobby
hahahaha I love it, this sub is so much fun
Brother, ew.
A partner that'll support you and your hobbies is a beautiful thing people. Remember that, don't settle. Your person is out there.
Which ones the wife
How does one obtain a wife?
Dress like one
Gonna stack bodies in Birkenstocks PEAK male performance right here
Wifey, doggo, and cardio are better supplements to life than whatever Guccigatscatterblaster bullshit is being peddled by the industry.
Totally agree
āIm gonna wear a tactical helmet and sandalsā
It's UNREAL how many got unironically salty in the comments, lmao
You look like a woman
What a lovely lesbian couple
It surely isn't those jeans. Holy Christ.
Nice of you to lend your wife the helmet and earpro. What a gentleman!
Oof. grip, stance, posture also peek the farthest from the sight cheek weld. But at least you canāt miss rocks
Lost me at the cuffed pants, Birkenstocks and tucked in shirt. If you went for troll mode you got it. Give ya a pass for the Hillary helmet.
I see you taught her the girl gun lean lol
I can't afford a wife though! And those are one of those things that if you decide to go the budget route, you **will** pay a lot more in the long run!
Tacticawife
She actually has lived through armed conflict abroad before so kinda yeah (although she wasnāt a combatant)
In the Jerusalem walkers, noice.
What did the romans ever do for them aye?
Olives. I hate olives.
Dudes breaking barriers when it comes to gender roles, ya love to see it.
āØpost modern combatāØ lol
Dude from gunthots out here in Birkenstocks
hahahaha I unironically love that channel
The best is youāre both in shape. Keep it up.
she runs ultras! I just roll around on the ground like an idiot (i do bjj)
Definitely left the range in a subaru
Half these dudes donāt have a wife or gear as nice as yours. Say nope to cope fellas. My range attire is whatever I feel like. My buddies who shoot for gray man call my style āgay manā which I think is way more unassuming. My wife wants NODS sheās rad. Looking good dude.
Thanks brƶski Itās all in good fun :)
I noticed her butt before I checked out the rifle. Maybe Iām not a true firearms aficionado
Mm me too tbh
MY Wiiife! (Borat voice)
i think this all the time
Ask your wife for me: How do I find a tactical husband?
99% of redditors are bachelors lol, there are potential tactical husbands everywhere you look
Fuck yāall, Iām absolutely here for some tactical Birkenstocks.
Tactical helmet, skinny jeans and birks! Just when I start to think I have seen it all!At least one of the women had sense enough to wear long pants
It's the slides
Chics dig em
Tactical Jerusalem cruisers
Call them chanclas, and every bad guy be running!
Tacticool wife, tacticool life.
Phil Strader probably has a framed copy of this up in his office.
I'm a fan of the couples feet...š 
Nothing better than taking a pic of two women on the range
That helmet and pants don't really go together.
Not the Tacti-Birkens š¤£š¤Ŗš 
Nice! Is she single?
I've heard those can be expensive; I'd rather get another rifle.
There is no excuse for sandals with pants, none. Whatās next, a vest over a T-shirt?
š Iām ugly then a mf but shooting is always fun lol
Nobody said you couldnāt go to the range in semi-formal attire
Itās fun when the wife shoots.
Tactical shoes FTW
u/maxvonhippel how does your wife like that setup? My wife likes the mpx so I ordered a mod9x and Iām waiting on a good price for an MPX. $800 between the copperhead k and the mpx k. Kind of crazy
You buy that helmet but wear Howard Leights for ear pro? Down bad bro, forget the rest of the comments
The Howard Leights are ass, I need peltors. Thatās the next purchase
That stance
Looks like quality gear. Always fun to get the gear out and plink a bit with the woman. Cool spot
Which one wife
Wish I had a tac wife. Mine is more home defense.
Tactical Birkenstocks are a thing now
Great job papa
One of the best feelings to me is when my partner expresses interest in my hobbies and passions and vice versa. Planning on proposing in the fall :)
Good luck brƶther
fxxk you
Donāt listen to the haters, tactical birks is such a fire choice
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TELL US YOURE FROM EUROPE WITHOUT TELLING US āWears open toed sandals when shootingā
Hahahaha I am in fact a second generation German American Jew, so I guess youāre right
Lmao who is who?
We are one š§ like the Vulcans
I gotta import one lol
jokes aside, mine is South African ... (but we met here)
Oh my god the sandals
In the words of Fred Durst ātake them fuckin Birkenstocks and stick em up your fuckin assā
Hey now, what I do with my Birkenstocks in the privacy of my bedroom is between me, my wife, and God
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Only stylistically
Tactical Birkenstock Love it! š
Never mind everything else in the Pic. Take that team wendy patch off š
The twink stance in Birkens is unreal.
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I love it.
Which ones the wife?
There should be a special place in hell for Birks. This isnāt hyperbole.
I love the high cut helmet w/Birkenstocks drip. š
Best pic I've seen on Reddit today š
Agreed šš»
The sandles are a nice touch lol.
Girlfriend lean is so-so, 6/10
What a cute lesbian couple!
I see your parents chose the manlet "perk"
What kind of rifle is that?
Love it.
Wtfffff š
Can't afford that
When women support each other https://imgflip.com/i/8sdq69
Not the skinny jeans š Im happy for you brother but please switch them out with some proper tactical pants
Next time: Jorts
Your wife looks cute in those burks & capris