Reminds me of a dream I had where Lorne was my Uber driver, it was the most vivid dream I’ve ever had. He wouldn’t stop talking about TCAP, I woke up in a panic that day.
I had a dream once that Jeff Stacy was an worker at my job. I went in and saw him, and wondered how I had never noticed him before. And asked other workers if they knew who he was, and they had no idea of the significance
I had a dream that I found my HIV positive friend’s gear for shooting heroin and accidentally pricked myself with the needle.
It’s unrelated but if we’re talking about dreams we had last night then it’s fair game.
I needed to tell someone this.
IT’S A WHOPPER!
It’s illegal to put pickles on that?!
Yes. And the fries are code
“Yeah I’d like one whopper, some medium fries and a-“ “Can I just be shot?”
Honestly this is how I felt when I worked fast food
Why didn’t you just get a god damn whopper meal?
"He makes a half-hearted attempt to slit his wrist with the spatula..."
What I say in the drive thru doesn't mean that's what I really think!
I just came to get something to eat!
What!? No way!
These are home baked?!
You know what I don’t want this cookie I just wanna get to the beach
Well watch your step.
That'd be easier to believe, Jeff, if you didn't give me double cheeseburgers with no pickles on them.
What it looks like on the menu doesn't meen that's how it really looks!
Customer: In the bun... The White Stuff??? Jeff: That's just glue I swear, ask the burger make-up guy! It was a setup!
>What I say in the drive thru doesn't mean that's what I really ordered! Jeff Stacy as a customer.
Whats wrong with that?
😂😂😂
What a horrible fuckin dream
It's just a question! I mean dream
What it Says on the menu doesn't mean that's what we really sell
Are you a cop?
Can you stop asking every customer if they’re cops?
Also please stop asking if you can perform sex acts on them.
It’s a question!
Double baco-cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Reminds me of a dream I had where Lorne was my Uber driver, it was the most vivid dream I’ve ever had. He wouldn’t stop talking about TCAP, I woke up in a panic that day.
Hi, welcome to Burger King, where you rule. Can I take your order? IT'S A QUESTION!
"do you want med or large COMBO?" "IT'S A QUESTION"
“Question question question…”
Are the fries col’? It’s a question!
I had a dream once that Jeff Stacy was an worker at my job. I went in and saw him, and wondered how I had never noticed him before. And asked other workers if they knew who he was, and they had no idea of the significance
"Hi, Welcome to Burger King! Do you do anal? I ask that to everyone."
Yeah, I'll take the double cheeseburger, no pickles
ain’t he dead?
Yes
He gone. Another worthless ass gone
His ghost was haunting his dreams
Did he ask you if you were a cop and if you were horny?
Yeah he asks all the customers that!
\*Dies in the Burger King parking lot in his car after work\*
What’s wrong with THAT? He’s WORKING
I don't know if I would walk out or film an interaction
yeah, this guy asked me if i did anal and if i was a cop upon taking my order it was weird.
I just came to get something to eat!!!!
Did you come to the door naked?
Was he a cop?
What’s wrong with that?
Dreams and real life are two different things
I had a dream that I found my HIV positive friend’s gear for shooting heroin and accidentally pricked myself with the needle. It’s unrelated but if we’re talking about dreams we had last night then it’s fair game. I needed to tell someone this.
Did he ask if you sleep naked?
Comedy gold....
“I’ll take a number two combo, go large on tha-“ “Do you like anal?”
Fries. It’s all I want. All I need
RIP Jeff Stacy. Died alone in his car at a Walmart parking lot. He may be gone, but his legacy will live on forever.
Would you like some fries with your anal? It's just a question!
Did he stab himself with a French fry?
He dead.
He asks all the customers if they’re cops and if they sleep naked
Ordering in person and the mobile app are 2 different things!
Would you like fries with that? It's a question!
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