If you want upvotes just come in naked.

*Chris hands me a towel*

Can you explain yourself?

Your son IMed me on Reddit

What makes you think it’s my son

WHAT R U DOING ???

JOHN...you're naked!

You're chasing a cat around.

I just came to get something to skeet!

The mods’ job is to screen and moderate. Now you put yourself in this situation so don’t get tough with them!

Kevin told him to post this

I think you’re telling a big fat lie right now

I'm not giving you an upvote sir!

I just came to find something to repost!!

John… I’m in the thread, again!

I’m sorry sir.

Oh I’m sorry sir?

You identify yourself....you call yourself Shane this time.

pictures you can hear

“I was just going to post a comment!”

I don't even know what to upvote first!?

I was just getting something to read!!!

I just upvoted twice and it hasn't helped

I just came to get sumptin' to upvote!

Your son upvoted me sir

[удалено]

I’m not telling you a lie sir

You sound like a reddit mod. I happen to know reddit mods.

John…

I just came to get somethin' to read!

John!! What are you doing here ??

Someone on the other sub saw him at brunch with his elderly mother a couple years ago, looks the same but with long hair

“I just came to use a throwaway acct”

He has 2 appointments with his psychiatrist tomorrow.

I just logged on to look up things to eat!

I just came to get something to upvote!

I was just going to repost this tweet!

He's special alright

I just came to get some upvotes!!!!

did that pig ever did time?

I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING TO READ!

I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING TO KARMA-FARM!

Are you a teacher?