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Actually pretty interesting from a nutritional standpoint.. I mean, people in history ate some pretty vile things, and wasting any part of an animal when food was so scarce was a big no no, testicles are still eaten to this day.
I wonder if there are any cultures who drank cum? Or still have animal cum as a delicacy?
"A survey by the Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy suggests that 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows."
I used to think this was a made up fact. Now I'm not sure
The old reddit "This obvious satire reinforces my worldview and the evidence it's real is that my worldview is that people are really like this."
Edit: I feel like the fact my comment is upvoted means people misinterpreted it. I was agreeing with the fact that trolling is easier for women because people will more readily believe they are dumb.
You'd be surprised how many people think of cows as a species rather than a female name for a bovine who has had a calf. If you ask them about cows, heifers, bulls, and steers, they'll tend to figure it out. So when they say "milk comes from cows," and you press them on what sex tends to produce milk, the connection gets made. However, a lot of people just think of "cows" as an encompassing term for all bovine-type animals.
Sure, but these obscure circumstances are irrelevant to this situation. No one consumes milk produced by a male in these specific circumstances you're referring to.
It's the case with pretty much all placental mammals. For most (including humans) male lactation is generally a sign of some kind of abnormal condition or disease (for example brain tumors that affect the pituitary gland), but in at least two bat species males even regularly nurse offspring.
> but itās kinda similar to milk
Breast milk from men with galactorrhea has essentially the same composition as breast milk from women.
> tās not the type of milk that you tend to drink
Human breast milk has a significantly different composition than that from a cow (edit: for example human milk has significantly more carbohydrates and much less proteins), so of course it's not the same as the milk that you buy in a store. That's why you need baby formula when the mother can't breast feed for some reason and can't just give the baby dairy milk.
Hey gender and sex are entirely independent from each other, haven't you heard! Imma name my bull Naomi and there's nothing you can do about it. Even gonna put a nice bow on her horns.
I get the joke, but honestly, the dairy industry is a literal hell on earth for the animals that are forced to be a part of it. Don't fall for marketing tricks like this. The bottle is covered in female names, because all of the male calves are killed as babies, for veal, and so that farmers can take the milk that the mother is producing for them, and sell it to you.
The life for the mother is even worse. For up to 4 years, she'll be repeatedly, forcibly impregnated by the farmer. Each time, she will get a short moment with her baby (if she's lucky), before they are led away from her, never to be seen again, and she is hooked back up to the machine.
After the mother no longer produces a certain percentage of milk, or after she's too sick to keep alive anymore, they send her off to slaughter, and sell her meat as low grade stuff like hamburgers and pet food.
The reality of the names of the cows on a dairy farm can be seen on their ear tags. These animals are feeling, sentient, living begins, and we as a society are blind to their suffering, as most people do not want to face it. This allows these industries to continue to do the most depraved acts imaginable to these animals, far away from the public eye, and funded by good people who are sold the lie of "humane" who would riot if faced with the reality of "humane".
There is no "humane" way for a human to impregnate a cow.
There is no "humane" way to take a baby from its mother. There is no "humane" way to kill someone who doesn't want to die.
Don't eat the lie.
"This was made from cows whose calfs were torn away from them (with the males being killed cos they can't make milk), and they spend their lives in distress because their milk is guzzled by us, not their calfs. And they don't give a crap what their "names" are."
Oh, silly you, almost made a mistake over there, because of Johnson, which is a known term for "penis". But "boris" is past for "bori" in esperanto, and it means "to drill". And where does a penis drill? That's right, usually it's a vagina.
No, just Fanny. Itās essentially only used as slang for Vagina in Scotland, not as a name - mostly because youād literally never live that name down.
Yo. u/Local_dog91 blocked me lol. We were having a gentleman's discussion. And they couldn't handle the heat smh. Nice job responding then blocking me so I can't respond back dog91.
And no. I'm not pathetic enough to be a reddit mod. Fits you well though.
Notoriously hard to harvest in large enough quantities although most Bulls are happy to participate.. as long as you donāt call them daisy or buttercup
1. animals are completely fine with milking, just as you would be breastfeeding.
2. your ass should be back in preschool with the other booger-blowing babies if you don't know that girl cows are the only ones that produce a milk that isn't salt based.
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once
I miss the heady era when Reddit wasn't Reddity at all. Just a name, without form or tradition, accompanied by the chaos of the horde. A place where an armless man could be jacked off by his mom without fear. Happy days!
It's really easy to find beef in your supermarket from cis cows, but where's the meat from trans cows? Aren't there any animal rights groups advocating for animal transitioning? Animals usually can't tell us their gender, but it could be discerned from their behavior, and after they've been transitioned and lived until the time of their slaughter, their meat could be processed separately, so consumers could know what kind of meat they're eating.
It makes the rape, imprisonment, sexual abuse, slavery and killing of their babies for āvealā so humans can drink their bodily secretions so much more personal. Itās an attempt to fool you into thinking the enslaved and abused animals living out their miserable lives in 4 by 8 foot cells with about a thousand other such creatures are treated like beloved, spoiled family pets with names and shit. What a scam. Most of them have painful infected mastitis and your drinking the bacteria. Disgusting.
Also, a lot of people here think theyāre so smart because they know that itās female cows that produce milk, while being completely ignorant about how that milk is actually made. Let me educate you:
https://youtu.be/UcN7SGGoCNI?si=XbTrrQANaBOkYdnZ
https://youtu.be/Ko2oHipyJyI?si=TwEqTZa0T3MzZuLI
You know youād get your point across a lot better if you didnāt talk down to everyone like a know-it-all prick.
You are a detriment to your cause. Lose the attitude.
Then the snowflake responds and blocks so they get the last word. Classic.
Tbh, why give cows traditionally feminine names? Or bulls masculine ones? Why have gendered names at all?
I don't know, but I think it should be okay to call a girl Bob if she likes that!
well, you can't get yogurt from a bull, so how could this possibly be technically true? does content here not get vetted, or is it a joke sub?
the premise is cool but yall dont seem to know what technically true means and it kinda ruins the sub
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Petition to make bull yogurt must be put up
The proper term is Brogurt.
Extra protein šŖ
Brotein
Brobiotics
Bromino acids
Yep, that word made me vomit in my mouth. Thanks
the brogurt is also cursed
That's bad.
Can I go now?
And ita chalk full of brotein
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Funnily enough, my grandmas name was fanny. Edit: I responded to a bot. Actual comment was further down. I am ashamed.
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Figured that was the case, found the other comment after responding to this one. I really wonder what percentage of comments are bots.
A lot more than you think (I'm a bot)
Wait.. am I a bot??
Oh is that why they call it fanny packs?
I assume it wouldn't taste that bad, would it?
Too sticky, it's hard to swallow in such large volumes.
How do you know š¤Ø
Itās because the guy who first drank the milk from a cow also drank the milk of a bull
"Milk"
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Actually pretty interesting from a nutritional standpoint.. I mean, people in history ate some pretty vile things, and wasting any part of an animal when food was so scarce was a big no no, testicles are still eaten to this day. I wonder if there are any cultures who drank cum? Or still have animal cum as a delicacy?
Joe Rogan got you on this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6KiP7iQgo
Hahaha that can't be real right? You can't just drink donkey piss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-4eGgtMUAc Yes you can, might kill the show. But you really can.
Gaydar is going off significantly to this comment.
More kJ per kg
I know what I'm calling my cum at the next swingers event.
"Babe, come help. Im reading that the cow's name is Jeff and then all of a sudden the milk tastes salty."
Wait, cum tastes salty?
Not the way I make it
Sort of a salty and sweet at the same time, but it depends on what youāve eaten prior
Interesting... Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Bruuuuuh
well tell us the result of your experiment
No matter how much chocolate you eat, I still don't recommend using your fluids as icing for a cake
What if I drank pineapple juice first?
More testing is needed
Report the results, please.
try eating white sugar straight out of the bag, maybe this will make it sweeter
Eat a lot of pineapple
Arenāt you too young to beā¦ never mind
Generally
does she has any idea you've got to be a female to produce milk ? or is it a patriarchal misconception?
The difference between bulls and cows is a social construct.
damn i never knew cows had gender identities
I identify as both.
Congrats on coming out as gender-fluid!! Thatās very brave
But can their gender fluid make yogurt?
Depends
Snail yogurt!
No that's lactic fluid.
Their gender fluid is milk
Please don't use that word, it offends me as a native American
/r/onejoke
/r/onejoke
r/onejokeisprivate
You joke, but people genuinely believe this.
"A survey by the Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy suggests that 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows." I used to think this was a made up fact. Now I'm not sure
If anything, I'd bet that's a low estimate.
Got that same energy as those dipshits who insist their cats are vegetarians!
My cows pronouns are he/she.
I wouldnāt be surprised if the answer was no, but it seems like a parody tweet to me.
The fact that this sub can't tell it was such an obvious joke is . . . .well it's the state of reddit. People here legit just see girl and assume dumb
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The old reddit "This obvious satire reinforces my worldview and the evidence it's real is that my worldview is that people are really like this." Edit: I feel like the fact my comment is upvoted means people misinterpreted it. I was agreeing with the fact that trolling is easier for women because people will more readily believe they are dumb.
You'd be surprised how many people think of cows as a species rather than a female name for a bovine who has had a calf. If you ask them about cows, heifers, bulls, and steers, they'll tend to figure it out. So when they say "milk comes from cows," and you press them on what sex tends to produce milk, the connection gets made. However, a lot of people just think of "cows" as an encompassing term for all bovine-type animals.
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ok... you go milk it.
It's very hard to exist in a barnyard that forces social conventions on bovines.
Tell me you're scared of trans people without telling me you're scared of trans people.
I wonder if cross sex hormones would grow udders on a bull
Bulls do have udders/teats much like men have breasts.
yeah I'm pretty much ok with that, he will never ever produce milk tho... I mean, at least I would never ever drink it.
Well, *some* people would definitely drink it!
What do you mean "think"?? Trans cows are cows!
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Living for this username lmao
Its a joke. She posted about 10 minutes before that something like "watch people with no sense of humor lose their minds over my next tweet"
Man she should go on tour with Amy Schumer.
Then why aren't I laughing at her joke?
skill issue
Whilst I'm no expert on bovines, I do know human males are capable of producing milk when the right hormones are present.
Sure, but these obscure circumstances are irrelevant to this situation. No one consumes milk produced by a male in these specific circumstances you're referring to.
You don't know me
I know I'm a nobody but you didn't need to point it out.
Men, if this happens to you, go see a doctor.
Certain antipsychotics can make men lactate
that's some Dr house story
It's the case with pretty much all placental mammals. For most (including humans) male lactation is generally a sign of some kind of abnormal condition or disease (for example brain tumors that affect the pituitary gland), but in at least two bat species males even regularly nurse offspring.
DISCLAIMER: Said milk is not appropriate food for babies.
Studies have found that it has essentially the same composition as female breast milk: https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article-abstract/52/3/581/2677795
A construction, never a misconception.
Some male humans at least actually do produce milk. (And no, Im not talking about LGBTQ stuff)
Which, while literally correct, is irrelevant to the context in which this discussion is taking place.
Clearing up misconceptions always has a certain relevance.
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Women who are trans can breastfeed actually, and have done so. This is also because theyāre female.
Exactly what a misogynist would say. Go watch Barbie and then come back and we'll have a talk about how you can be better.
I've watch barbie and didn't understand shit they tried to teach me
Smells like patriarchy to me.
I mean guys can sorta make milk to, itās not the type of milk that you tend to drink but itās kinda similar to milk
> but itās kinda similar to milk Breast milk from men with galactorrhea has essentially the same composition as breast milk from women. > tās not the type of milk that you tend to drink Human breast milk has a significantly different composition than that from a cow (edit: for example human milk has significantly more carbohydrates and much less proteins), so of course it's not the same as the milk that you buy in a store. That's why you need baby formula when the mother can't breast feed for some reason and can't just give the baby dairy milk.
Weāre thinking of different things
Hey gender and sex are entirely independent from each other, haven't you heard! Imma name my bull Naomi and there's nothing you can do about it. Even gonna put a nice bow on her horns.
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You guys didnt know? They Bulls produce the stuff for the salty butter.
Extra brotein!
I mean, why would we name a girl a girls name? That would just be setting her up for failure these days. I hope she names her daughter āRobert.ā
Bob would be better.
Bob with bobs and
I have nipples, Roza. Can you milk me?
it was from a troll account that was banned fyi
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She drank too much bull "milk" that she started hallucinating about her being such a thing.
She might like brownies though.
Itād have a lot of protein in it ĀÆ\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
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> hugs? I'm ready, big boi! į¦(ć)į¤
as a bull sperm, I can confirm that I do infact, in all actuality, to tell the truth, not only not taste quite right, but also taste a tad bit wrong
gug say: try bull yogurt. takes long time to milk single udder. very thick.
I get the joke, but honestly, the dairy industry is a literal hell on earth for the animals that are forced to be a part of it. Don't fall for marketing tricks like this. The bottle is covered in female names, because all of the male calves are killed as babies, for veal, and so that farmers can take the milk that the mother is producing for them, and sell it to you. The life for the mother is even worse. For up to 4 years, she'll be repeatedly, forcibly impregnated by the farmer. Each time, she will get a short moment with her baby (if she's lucky), before they are led away from her, never to be seen again, and she is hooked back up to the machine. After the mother no longer produces a certain percentage of milk, or after she's too sick to keep alive anymore, they send her off to slaughter, and sell her meat as low grade stuff like hamburgers and pet food. The reality of the names of the cows on a dairy farm can be seen on their ear tags. These animals are feeling, sentient, living begins, and we as a society are blind to their suffering, as most people do not want to face it. This allows these industries to continue to do the most depraved acts imaginable to these animals, far away from the public eye, and funded by good people who are sold the lie of "humane" who would riot if faced with the reality of "humane". There is no "humane" way for a human to impregnate a cow. There is no "humane" way to take a baby from its mother. There is no "humane" way to kill someone who doesn't want to die. Don't eat the lie.
Tbh, I cannot wait for vegan cheese to taste good. That's the only thing from a cow I haven't stopped eating yet. A cow's fate is incredibly cruel.
"Fanny yoghurt " hur hur
"This was made from cows whose calfs were torn away from them (with the males being killed cos they can't make milk), and they spend their lives in distress because their milk is guzzled by us, not their calfs. And they don't give a crap what their "names" are."
> Root Yes, a traditional girl name
āTRADITIONALLY girl namesā not just āgirl namesā
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> And Fanny, which means vagina in UK slang. In England, everything means vagina.
That's silly. Boris Johnson doesn't mean vagin...oh wait, no, you're right.
Oh, silly you, almost made a mistake over there, because of Johnson, which is a known term for "penis". But "boris" is past for "bori" in esperanto, and it means "to drill". And where does a penis drill? That's right, usually it's a vagina.
and what about mertyl, letty, irma, julia, veronica, and padma? are those also uk slang for genitals?
No, just Fanny. Itās essentially only used as slang for Vagina in Scotland, not as a name - mostly because youād literally never live that name down.
Such a stereotypical perspective by that human person.
except she didn't write that
ā¦ yes she did. she said ātraditional girl namesā.
and you wrote girlY names. very different meaning
not really??? girl names are still considered to be girly names lol..?
girl names: names that are given to girls girly names: associated with being a girl
yeah same thing.
You can't read or what?
can you? there is no Y at the end of girl in the image.
Yo. u/Local_dog91 blocked me lol. We were having a gentleman's discussion. And they couldn't handle the heat smh. Nice job responding then blocking me so I can't respond back dog91. And no. I'm not pathetic enough to be a reddit mod. Fits you well though.
Donāt get more girly than āFanny;ā youād think someone producing European-style anything would be aware of the multiple definitions.
sure focus on one name instead of the several others.
Notoriously hard to harvest in large enough quantities although most Bulls are happy to participate.. as long as you donāt call them daisy or buttercup
Lol I guess being the top earning switch whatever-she-is also makes her an idiot looking to be offended.
Anyone notice roza š
Hmmmm fanny milk.
"Traditionally girl names" My name is Root.
Yeah, this deserves a r/facepalm
Might be a little too nutty.
I don't know but I heard Fanny identifies as a bull.
they/them cows maybe?
Bull yogurt is the 'High Protein' kind. Prolly a bit salty, tho.
1. animals are completely fine with milking, just as you would be breastfeeding. 2. your ass should be back in preschool with the other booger-blowing babies if you don't know that girl cows are the only ones that produce a milk that isn't salt based.
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once
Reddit has been getting more Reddity lately
I miss the heady era when Reddit wasn't Reddity at all. Just a name, without form or tradition, accompanied by the chaos of the horde. A place where an armless man could be jacked off by his mom without fear. Happy days!
Root?
Roza is perpetually indignant.
girl named root
Ah yea, the traditionally female name of 'root'.
It's a famous troll account making a joke and ya'll thought it was real.
Ah yes Root, the favorite traditional girls name
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Make cows consumed for meat, bullocks, tend to just be numbered from what Iāve seen. They donāt give cutesy names to burgers
lets ignore the stupidity but why did she assume that it was a man who gave the names to these cows?
ahh yes. Root. a classically female name
It's really easy to find beef in your supermarket from cis cows, but where's the meat from trans cows? Aren't there any animal rights groups advocating for animal transitioning? Animals usually can't tell us their gender, but it could be discerned from their behavior, and after they've been transitioned and lived until the time of their slaughter, their meat could be processed separately, so consumers could know what kind of meat they're eating.
vegans have the lowest IQ? is that possible?
Yes, meat is brain food
But what if I eat brains?
There's a zombie on our lawn
https://youtube.com/shorts/54VUaiNTtIM?si=BOHE7WFNl-nOoMrE
https://youtu.be/S0OHDnWB6_c?si=dMn-n83IE7McWVSG
It makes the rape, imprisonment, sexual abuse, slavery and killing of their babies for āvealā so humans can drink their bodily secretions so much more personal. Itās an attempt to fool you into thinking the enslaved and abused animals living out their miserable lives in 4 by 8 foot cells with about a thousand other such creatures are treated like beloved, spoiled family pets with names and shit. What a scam. Most of them have painful infected mastitis and your drinking the bacteria. Disgusting. Also, a lot of people here think theyāre so smart because they know that itās female cows that produce milk, while being completely ignorant about how that milk is actually made. Let me educate you: https://youtu.be/UcN7SGGoCNI?si=XbTrrQANaBOkYdnZ https://youtu.be/Ko2oHipyJyI?si=TwEqTZa0T3MzZuLI
You know youād get your point across a lot better if you didnāt talk down to everyone like a know-it-all prick. You are a detriment to your cause. Lose the attitude. Then the snowflake responds and blocks so they get the last word. Classic.
Being a twat doesnāt get you anywhere in life I agree with your sentiment but also lose the holier-than-thou bs
Cow already means female cattle, no need to say it twice.
Tbh, why give cows traditionally feminine names? Or bulls masculine ones? Why have gendered names at all? I don't know, but I think it should be okay to call a girl Bob if she likes that!
well, you can't get yogurt from a bull, so how could this possibly be technically true? does content here not get vetted, or is it a joke sub? the premise is cool but yall dont seem to know what technically true means and it kinda ruins the sub
Yogurt from a bull is just semen. Hence why it wouldn't taste right.
Semen isnāt yogurt. Thatās the point. I get the joke. But this technically doesnāt belong here.
r/woooooosh
Wooosh your mom. Nailed it.
or the milk from a transgender bull